Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

New Leisure Suit Larry DLC just dropped.

Missing a gold medallion tho.

 

[Thugnificent]

The "look at how much of a faggot I am" 'jokes' is getting excessive.

We passed that point like a year and a half ago. Hiding the truth behind 'jokes' is the only way Nick can be honest with anyone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

View attachment 5515662
New Leisure Suit Larry DLC just dropped.

Missing a gold medallion tho.

Nick needs to wash his fucking hair. He always looks greasy as hell. I know he’s “busy,” but does he know showers don’t have to involve text convos with other men? Just take five minutes and wash that oily mop FFS.

And get a haircut while you’re at it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It was for anyone who was subscribed on the way to 5k. So if you subbed for the single month it took to get to the 5k, you're one of the 5k. As long as your sub was current when the goal was reached, you're it.

You did not and do not have to be a continued subscriber.
Not that this will ever happen, but those were the terms. IIRC, technically a bit over the first 5k.

View attachment 5515578
There will be a stream tonight, who bet on there being a stream tonight? Collect your winnings.

I thought he hated talking about Trump. Yet every show he covers Trump. What did he mean by this?

View attachment 5515662
New Leisure Suit Larry DLC just dropped.

Missing a gold medallion tho.

Why is he so greasy all the time? Is it so the bulls just have to rub their cocks in his hair to get lubed up to fuck his ass? The dude needs to lay off the bull cum and take a shower.

 

[AnOminous]

Sen's hatred of kiwis is easily explained. He's got quite an axe to grind, and that goes back as far as 2020. He got catfished by someone he thought was an 18-19 year old girl, and they were sharing loli hentai pictures with each other. Said catfisher who got exposed for larping as a barely legal teen was a man in his 30s who admitted to it, then promptly handed over the DMs. I won't derail any further, but I thought some folks might find his lulzy and equally gross past a bit amusing.

Lmao this fits easily into the rule that if you constantly seethe and mald about Kiwi Farms, you're some kind of weird pervert, and thanks for outing yourself, because that's always true about anyone who hates us.

Enjoy your Balldo, you weird freak.

 

[Pomniman]

Does KF have a thread for making makeover suggestions for cows? Mrs. JAS says: Kayla desperately needs to ditch the dark, vampy lipstick shade and brown eyeshadow up to the brow bone. Those colors make her look so much older and more witch-like. Also buy a brow pencil and extend them parallel with the outer corner of the eye. The ‘tails’ of human eyebrows start shortening as we age and it’s a sign of aging that’s an extremely easy fix.

If Nicky really was trying to balldo down that one goth THOT maybe he tells our wife to make herself look like the crypt keeper if he trooned out because he's now branching out into simulated necrophilia as part of his midlife crisis.

 

[Captain Manning]

The only thing I do remember is he tried really hard to get Nick's attention afterwards during a stream through a super chat or two and Rekieta more or less told him to fuck off.

It's worth emphasizing that happened back in 2019. Very early Weebwars. When Rekieta was full "mask on." As I recall, Sen wanted a ride on the Weebwars grift train, and was denied for one reason or another. It can not be understated that Vic was big money and clout back then.

There were more than a few YouTubers who were looking to get in on the action for less than altruistic reasons. Some were successful to some extent (YF and TUG), while others were considerably less so (JMK, Sen, Perfection, etc.). Point being is the saltiness of the latter group originates from being rendered "out group." Every one of them was looking to get in Nick's graces. Nobody in that group can really claim "I never liked Nick."

The big issue I have with some of the "I told you so" people like Sen is that only now do they claim they had knowledge that I simply don't believe anybody had. The type of things they suspiciously didn't think to mention at the time an event alledgedly happened, despite hating Nick and having little reason to keep quiet.

For example, if there was ever a claim Nick wanted to have a threesome with Gothic Sushi, this is the first I've ever heard of it. That strikes me as a claim tailor made to mesh with the Mandy shit that happened much later. The type of thing that only seems credible in hindsight, but would not have been taken seriously in 2019 or 2020.

I remain firm in my belief nobody actually predicted we'd be at the point we are now with Nick. Certainly not that early on.

Gothic Sushi was into the Ops that Spectre, Flash, and ShortRound tried to run. It was really gay. She got a small boost by being the 'former' costhot dishing on drama with Skye and Renfamous, but ultimately proving to be just as catty.

She also wanted Farmers to go after various cosplayers she didn't like. Not just Skye and Renfamous. I think there's a partial Discord log dump in her thread where you can see her doing it. Suffice it to say, it was not appreciated, and that's basically why she got a thread. KF is not your personal army. Thank you for telling us you think Dom's ass is fake (unlikely). Now fuck off.

Anyways, old gay shit is old and gay. I'd much rather discuss the absolute state of Rekieta now than debate how right or wrong somebody was almost 5 years ago. The latter is just gonna derail the thread just like Cynthia is fond of doing.

 

[AnOminous]

I remain firm in my belief nobody actually predicted we'd be at the point we are now with Nick. Certainly not that early on.

I certainly didn't. Call me a sucker and a simp, but at some point I thought Nick was a mensch. Look what a retard I was. I sure hate his fucking ass now though.

 

[Swole McPole]

I remain firm in my belief nobody actually predicted we'd be at the point we are now with Nick. Certainly not that early on.

I thought he was a fraud the moment I laid eyes on him -- but only with regard to his law practice. There was no reason to assume he was a drug addled coomer. No way I could have ever predicted he'd be in Hedonism II getting spitroasted by Jamokes.

But I think one of the paradoxical things about Rekieta is the issue of was he always this way or did he change? I think both things are simultaneously true. He always had elements, but he also changed a lot as well.

I think what made it harder to spot was that some of the lies he told about himself, he actually believed to be true. So he might have been someone who was going through the motions of being an upstanding Christian husband and father, while secretly harbouring a desire for big black cock. Lies are always harder to spot when the liar believes they're telling the truth.

But his ego and his arrogance were always on show -- his total lack of humility. So it isn't surprising that when he thought he'd gotten his hands on the Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs and he could reliably count on a never ending supply of free money, it was always likely to change him. And this combination of factors -- big ego, unlimited dosh, a perceived total lack of accountability, etc. -- rarely changes people for the better.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Was Nicks entire joke repertoire always only gay "jokes"?

Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.

 

[Captain Manning]

I certainly didn't. Call me a sucker and a simp, but at some point I thought Nick was a mensch. Look what a retard I was. I sure hate his fucking ass now though.

If people want to argue they saw certain problems with Rekieta early on, that's one thing. I took issue with him carrying water for Ralph in late 2020, for example. By the time of the sex tape, Ralph was irredeemable in my eyes, and I couldn't square the the values Nick professed with him sticking with Ralph. Before then, Ralph was bad, but not that bad, so I largely ignored it. After the sex tape, it became impossible to ignore.

Other people pegged him and Ty as shysters and poor lawyers early on, and thought the Vic thing was a bust.

However anybody who says they predicted everything, or even most things, that are on full display now, are almost certainly full of shit. Especially when it comes to the profound degeneracy on display. Nick always had critics, but I don't think a single one saw where this was going.

Again, this story from Senpai about GS smacks of revisionism to take advantage of what we came to know about Nick much later. Namely through the Mandy lust, Gay 90s, Hedonism II, etc.. Why wasn't it mentioned when it happened? Where's the evidence? Because he relates this story only now, I have little reason to take it seriously.

A lot of people coming out of the woodwork, and trying to portray themselves as ignored oracles, when it comes to Nick's degeneracy, are doing so for clout. Most of them should be ignored because they're very much full of shit, and were just as in the dark as most people on the Farms were. It's lame.

At the end of the day, the most damning things against Nick are his own words and deeds, which are radically different from what they once were in several respects. Not anything related about him by a third-party.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Was Nicks entire joke repertoire always only gay "jokes"?

View attachment 5515848
Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.

I see Nick learned absolutely zero lessons from his ongoing Monty fuck up in publicly addressing the next weirdo who came along.

 

[AnOminous]

Lies are always harder to spot when the liar believes they're telling the truth.

He was basically doing this thing where the hos he wanted to fuck believed his lies because he believed his lies (or he was at least trying to pull that and failing at it).

Nick doesn't even believe his own lies. Look at his defeated facial expressions.

If you believe your own lies, you are completely confident. You do not stare to the sky for help. You just look directly in the eyes of who you're lying to, and then you LIE. Nick is a pussy.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Was Nicks entire joke repertoire always only gay "jokes"?

View attachment 5515848
Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.

"Enjoy the Balldo, stalker"

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I certainly didn't. Call me a sucker and a simp, but at some point I thought Nick was a mensch. Look what a retard I was. I sure hate his fucking ass now though.

Don't worry, I thought he was too. Now I just laugh at the narcissistic degenerate alcoholic who has never truly worked a day in his life yet thinks he has the hardest life so he has to cope by drinking himself into oblivion just to escape from the ugly truth that he's a NON-PRACTICING lawyer.

Drink up, Nicky. Life will only continue to go downhill for you, the time for pulling up has passed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I took issue with him carrying water for Ralph in late 2020, for example. By the time of the sex tape, Ralph was irredeemable in my eyes, and I couldn't square the the values Nick professed with him sticking with Ralph. Before then, Ralph was bad, but not that bad, so I largely ignored it. After the sex tape, it became impossible to ignore.

His continued friendships with Dax and Ralph were what made me turn on him. I’m too lazy to go back for receipts (and no one cares anyway) but IIRC I and many others saw that and started expressing the wish that he’d sort himself out.

On one hand I get the refusal to publicly disown or denounce anyone just because a crowd wants you to. I wasn’t demanding shit, but merely stating the obvious: Nick must be okay on some level with bad people if he was happy to pal around publicly with them. It was a huge red flag that Nick knew very well what Ralph and Dax were really about and was cool with it all.

We now know even more about what a wife-beating, baby-abusing POS Ralph is. So, no surprise: Nick recently made nice with Ralph.

When people show you who they are, believe them. I’m personally a little annoyed by how ubiquitous this phrase has become, except it’s true and really needs to be taken to heart by more humans.

Nick’s moral compass, if he ever had one, has been broken for years. Some people get into law because they get off on finding ways to do whatever the fuck they want within the letter of legal codes. Getting paid to help others get away with heinous shit is a dream come true for that type. I’m convinced Nick is exactly this type of (non-practicing) lawyer.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

This aged poorly.

Well, I was surprised. Time makes fools of us all tho.

 

[dustnight]

View attachment 5515848
Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

nick to eric july: ignore them
nick to audience: so i have this stalker

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Was Nicks entire joke repertoire always only gay "jokes"?

View attachment 5515848
Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.

Sounds like he has a genuine Vordrak on his hands.