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Everybody can hate on our Muslim princess, but I’ve always loved that intro.The front page raining cakes and donuts from her intro would be epic
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Everybody can hate on our Muslim princess, but I’ve always loved that intro.The front page raining cakes and donuts from her intro would be epic
Potatoes are great for your diabetes GUNT, keep eating buckets of loaded fries and poutine.
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Good lord. That she has survived this long, while being this fucking stupid, never ceases to amaze me. This is some window-licking, pants-on-head shit.Potatoes are great for your diabetes GUNT, keep eating buckets of loaded fries and poutine.
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Quite a few of us have predicted kidney failure is coming since she ballooned. There is a point where the patient cannot be helped and Chantal is so far gone that losing weight will not cure her. Her liver is so fucked it cannot repair and her kidneys are dying very fast.
I think she was referring to her superb gravy and the roux she made for it...one tablespoon as opposed to fuck knows how many she usually uses. But I still think she is lying about this, because of rule #1 and all, but also because in Canada, she always used this "Bisto" stuff if she made gravy. The sow is using gravy mix. She would film herself whipping up this slop she is so proud of if she actually made it.This fat savage puts flour in her mashed potatoes. But just a tablespoon guys! She is literally eating paste and gravy.
Don't forget the diet drinks full of "chemicals".All I know is, I better not see any turkey pepperettes or BabyBel cheese thingies.
She CANNOT have those. They have been known to cause reproductive issues and cancer!
I simply want Miryam to suddenly widen her eyes, gasp, faceplant into those mashers, and never come up for a wheeze of air ever again.
Yeah, we officially entered the end-game folks.Fast over already?
"[...] we joke about her being kind of a cockroach in the sense of she'll survive anything, consequences never happen to her, she's got a million lives, but the fact is she's got one and at some point she's going to run out of chances."
I hope if she goes this route that she gets herself some turkey teeth too. Like a real influencer.I'm convinced that the next arc we're going to see is the Turkish WLS arc followed quickly by the Turkish "hospital" sepsis and death saga.
They offer dirt cheap "package" "holidays" where you supposedly get treated like a princess in some shithole in Turkey. From what I've read, the reality is that you get very quickly driven from the airport to the facility seeing some "sights" along the way (i.e., they show you how much of a dump Turkey is), and then you get dumped at an extremely unsanitary villa or block of flats. They give you a very rushed and unsanitary procedure, often performed by nurses instead of surgeons, and leave you in a (usually) non-airconditioned room to see if you survive or die - if you survive they take some pictures and use you for marketing, if you look like you're going to die, they roll you into the street and forget about you.
She can’t reverse this, nor does she want to. Food is her life, & she will die with a mouthful.
Same goes for the concoctions she bought off Amazon. Remember those fuckin' things? Three containers, chock-full of plant-based, 'high-vibrational' shit. According to her, every glass needed a heaping tablespoon of maple syrup; a certain brand known for its 'cleansing' properties. Taken together, it was snake oil at best. The dregs, something you'd scoop out of compost bins, dehydrate & sell for extra income. Despite knowing she was type-2 diabetic, Piglet couldn't change overnight; nobody can. It's a lifestyle you commit to, by drinking syrup....Potatoes are great for your diabetes GUNT, keep eating buckets of loaded fries and poutine.
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ETA: Maybe that's why GUNT is only "460lbs", she has been shitting the fat and pissing the sugar.
She really is just like Bubbles DeVere. Now I can't unsee it.Yep... all gone.