Man with the Golden Gun was the first real Bond I watched (A View to a Kill doesn't count, that was old man pantomime where Christopher Walken was somehow the most subtle actor) so it's my favorite, but it also means that because I saw Roger Moore first I don't see Connery as Bond like everyone else does.
Picture Pat (fat) at his phone. His fingers slip fatly and hit the wrong keys. What happens after he (fat) gets autocorrected? I wonder if he mutters fatly, "No, silicon child. I meant to type it like that." before correcting the phone's error.
If you start having dreams featuring Fatrick Piglinson, you need to spend even more time in this thread until you start having dreams as Fatrick. Then you should slow down.
Connery was Bond, period, and anyone who disagrees buggers small boys. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
Counterpoint:
Yeah, my point was that it depends a lot on who you saw in the role first. He stayed in the role until he was 120 years old, the late ones were like watching Biden navigate stairs, and Moonraker was goofy. I still love him.
A Brotherman corroborates your point. Pat's repetion pattern is autistic to the almost literal fucking minute!
Probably some niggeroni mixed with the farts in Niki's snatch.
Whatever it is, it will involve the flesh of Negro children.
Or stuffed bell peppers, "grown" from those Walmart plants he stuck in the ground, infused with the aromatic bromide fumes from nearby wood pallet lawn chairs.
All wrong. I have it on good authority he's bringing his world infamous "beef" unwellington.
And spiced with the droppings from the half-hovels rats, which outweigh their cat.
I dunno. Rather than go with the overused “dem Duke boys…” trope Fatboy threw out, I’m thinking that this was someone who got their “rainbow bridges” confused and, after being mistreated by the highly immature and dickish US Border Patrol people who run that checkpoint, was so angry and heartbroken over the idea that only the shithole that is Canada lay in front of them rather than a reunion with their lost pets that they just lost it.
Okay maybe not everyone had the same thought I did. I was referring to Boomia — the NY/NJ businessman who also has a home in Canada — and the recent chatter between him and Pat (Boomia claiming the FBI called him, Pat threatening prison like he has for the past 10,000 tweets, etc.). All that was missing in the headline was a reference to fat children and K-cups.
What's this about ceasefire? Is he sperging about Palestine or whatever?
