Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Maybe my 'tism is acting up, but his hand looks fucking weird, as if it doesn't match him. Old man hand.
His hand is a completely different shade from his face. I’d say it’s either alcohol flush, or he’s been experimenting with some of Our Wife’s self tanning products.

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Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- Beeping robot is still going strong in this stream

- Nick spends the first 10-15 minutes preparing some ramen disk form leftover and teaching chat how to make the abomination. He did have good advice to thinking sauce with heavy cream.

- He thinks it is weird people want him to 'talk about something' but he enjoys talking to people. He said this in relation to the show with the woman guest about the Diddie lawsuit. He met her in Vegas amd knew she was cool, and he was looking for a reason to bring her on. YT is all about pretext--finding a way to do what you want.

- Nick says he is not submissive or into pain or humiliation in a sexual relationship. Men should always be neutral or dominant. He does not think women should ever be degraded or abused, but he guesses it is alright in a non-permanent relarionship.

- He does not understand cucking fetishes. It is weird to him. It could never be something he enjoys. Will Smith with Jada is weird. Respect is required in a relationship. He was depressed by a cuck documentary he watched with Drexel when he thought it was going to be funny.

- He made a joke that 'al dente' means almost done: 'like an 18 year old'.

- Nick thinks that the only traffic laws that exist should be 'dangerous or reckless driving'. Coppers enforce this all the time. Speed limits should not exist. Drivers naturally organise into the fastest safe traffic pattern based on weather and self-reflection. It is a racket for government revenue, so they set the speedlight below the 'natural limit' which is 20-30 above normal speed limits.

- Nick's car is special race car and 110 mph feels like 80-90 in a normal car. It is not meant to go 60. Speed limits are made for 'average cars', but his can take turns faster. Normal cars will rattle and feel unstable above the 'natural speed limit' and make people slow down. His car can 'swerve around a deer at 1.1 G' where his Navigator would not.

- Texting and driving up to 85 mph is safe and thr government knows it. They just want to exert power and control; it is not about safety. It if funny that they 'never take a licence away' they just rack up fines. Insurance companies take advantage of this as well.

- He has a friend who got a DUI a few days ago in another state and is in jail. They supposedly got a sobriety test by being pulled out of a bar by a patrol officer. He does not know details. He thinks the bartender called the police after serving him when they illegally served a drunk person a drink.

- Nick is pro-CSAM prosecution, but is more nuanced on DUI and murder. Not all people who have a drink are impaired. It is about ongoing harm. Most people are not going to drink and drive regularly or kill a lot of people. It is usually a one-off. He had a client on probation that he delayed conviction for until the probation expired so that he did not have an aggravated sentence.

EDIT: at thw end he said he might have Rittenhouse on to talk about his book next week.
 
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Nick did another LOCALS. (I was a day behind with the last)

- Apparently some woman sent her picture in during the show and he pulled it up. It sounds like it was part of a body positivity idea, becuase he talked about changing beauty standards.

- Nick targeted off the above to talk about how Biblical 'modesty' was about ostentatious wealth and not skin exposure. It was about flaunting your own status to draw attention from the service at temple. You can have more revealing clothes that are tasteful and not meant as an invitation for more. This is one of Nick's biggest problems with the modern church.

- Chat actually pushed back. They cited Adam and Eve. Nick said that it was shame that made them cover themselves. Shame was wrong. They were alright to be naked because they were secluded and alone on the planet, as far as they knew. They were only shamed becuas they were hiding from Gid and were afraid someone else might come along who better exemplified God's image.

- 'Genesis 2 is a complete fucking analogy'. The 'who did Cain and Able marry?', is the smoking gun evidence of that. Only modern Christians thought the first 3 chapters are literal. As someone who grew up Catholic and became Protestantism, he can tell they are both wrong.

- All Christian sects are idol worshippers. They venerate the cross and the image of the Bible. They say the Bible is both simple and complex: full of allegory and literary genius but understandable by sub 80 IQ people.

- He said Paul and Peter told people to keep their faith a secret and follow all laws and taxes becuase they might die. It was about personal evangelism and following all earthly law otherwise you deserve persecution. He cited COVID lockdowns and the upset there would be if there was a messiah defying the government. That was the point
The Bible is not equipped to tell people how to live in modern times without persecution.

- Chat asked him to explain the joke, and he had to explain he was serious. (Maybe they will wake up?)

- His big gotcha was Joe Biden being in power and all powers being ordained by God, as said in the Bible, and it being said to never challenge the government and Christians not accepting just complying being a contradiction.

(It seems like Nick is saying that modern audiences have to interpret what is applicable and what is not. Also, we have governments that allow people to vote in much of the world. Is he saying they do not need to because Gods will always be done?)
 
So, Nick with his, 'Most people are safe driving drunk' cope... Sounds to me like he's admitting that he drives drunk and he's really pissed at the Farms for making it seem like that's a bad thing. He's totally safe driving his kid to debate at 7am in the morning, after four hours of sleep, while still drunk, going 80mph in a 50mph zone, texting on his phone...
 
first time posting in this thread, usually just lurk. i find rackets amazing, i just gape at the spectacle. usually only trannies this fucked up.

Its thanksgiving, feeling a mite hopeful, as my southern grandma still says. any possibility this raging drunk could get sober? what are the odds? sobriety arc when?

if you know any of the AA types, then you know that doesn't necessarily mean game over, from our POV.

Sobriety can produce some great lolcows, especially if they join a lolcow-addict social circle of misfits, it can be a treasure trove.
The sex slacks at the beginning, then revs up and can become the new primary addiction (if it isn't already).
They also become obsessed with what other sober ppl are doing or not doing, follow them around using the excuse "i'm their sponsor" and other fun spy activities.

what would it take for this arc to get going? will he have to wreck the car and go to jail and sit there when nobody bails him out, like the typical Florida Man? that's just sad.

and that's the lucky arc. lots of them just skid off the road to their deaths, especially in winter. i hope rackets knows.

happy thanksgiving to all, here's to another year of watching this slow motion car wreck. :semperfidelis:
 
So, Nick with his, 'Most people are safe driving drunk' cope... Sounds to me like he's admitting that he drives drunk and he's really pissed at the Farms for making it seem like that's a bad thing. He's totally safe driving his kid to debate at 7am in the morning, after four hours of sleep, while still drunk, going 80mph in a 50mph zone, texting on his phone...
He is 100% going to end his life crushed in his gay rustang, balldo up his ass, and we're going to get footage of it because he'll be livestreaming to locals.

And it will be hilarious, especially when his last words are "those dumb mango ranchers telling ME the LAW POPE that I cannot drive drunk while streaming to my wine moms, THEY. ARE. WRONG. LOOK. AT. ME. NOW"
 
- Nick targeted off the above to talk about how Biblical 'modesty' was about ostentatious wealth and not skin exposure. It was about flaunting your own status to draw attention from the service at temple. You can have more revealing clothes that are tasteful and not meant as an invitation for more.

This is obviously the rationale for buying and wearing terrible cheap suits while he lets Mrs R. display her ringpiece to all and sundry in the Locals chat.

He thinks he's the Martin Luther of coom, nailing his stanky Balldo to the church door.

Somebody should tell him that On the Bondage of the Will isn't something you can find on Fetlife and the Diet of Worms isn't eating noodles in a late night Locals stream.
 
Happy Thanksgiving Balldoman! Have a drink, or six it's a holiday you deserve a rest from all that work you do.
Place your bets now will balldoman be falling down drunk before noon?
How many times will our wife be reduced to tears?
How many of the children will be yelled at until they cry?
Will the balldos actually cook or order their dinner?
Did balldoman drunkenly overcook the turkey until it's dryer than our wife's pussy when balldoman touches her?
 
This sounds like heresy to some people when you swap the bible out with the constitution. Especially the 2nd..
Well it literally is non-religion if you "make of it what you want". It's usually the last bastion of people embroiled in something that is immoral or wrong. They've been called out on it, but the ego begins to massage the conscience with this nonsense.

In otherwords, its' a giant fucking cope, and Nick's deepthroating it.
 
- Nick's car is special race car and 110 mph feels like 80-90 in a normal car. It is not meant to go 60. Speed limits are made for 'average cars', but his can take turns faster. Normal cars will rattle and feel unstable above the 'natural speed limit' and make people slow down. His car can 'swerve around a deer at 1.1 G' where his Navigator would not.
Holy shit, he's going to get someone killed with that attitude. That's something you'd expect to hear from a 18 y/o soon-to-be organ donor who just bought their first 1000cc bike (bc they're too poor to buy a Mustang), not from a middle-aged man with 5 kids. Your driving skills suck, Nick. Just bring your "race car" to a track and compare your lap time with the average, that'll play nice into your humiliation fetish.
That said, I doubt that his car is "track-ready" anyway. At one point, Ford got themselves in trouble with FTC when they claimed their Mustangs are "track-ready". They stopped doing that, so now it's just a "race car".
 
- Nick's car is special race car and 110 mph feels like 80-90 in a normal car. It is not meant to go 60. Speed limits are made for 'average cars', but his can take turns faster. Normal cars will rattle and feel unstable above the 'natural speed limit' and make people slow down. His car can 'swerve around a deer at 1.1 G' where his Navigator would not.

- Texting and driving up to 85 mph is safe and thr government knows it. They just want to exert power and control; it is not about safety. It if funny that they 'never take a licence away' they just rack up fines. Insurance companies take advantage of this as well.
Nick is full of shit. There is no way he can swerve at a deer at 1.1 G, or text while driving at 85 mph. I would never believe that unless he streams himself doing it.

He went worked out each day 2-3 hours with Drexel?
Why do i find this so hard to believe
He ends it with "when any fat person died, noone cared. You don't have to survive at all"
He means Drexel "worked out" and he watched from the side
 
(re: Lawtubers are the worst people)
This is a cope I need to find a name for but it's a real lolcow cope. When someone like Chris-Chan, DSP, and many others recognize that other people in their field do their job better than them, they fall back on the "I'm authentic" line.

Why was Chris-Chan better than Liquid Chris? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Sonichu Medallion is GENUINE.
Why was DSP better than other game reviewers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Let's Plays are GENUINE.
Why is Rekieta Law better than other lawtubers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His takes are GENUINE.

I really don't like comparing people to Chris because it's so overdone and rarely warranted, but the "I'm Authentic" cope is absolutely 100% a symptom of unwarranted narcissism. It's a dissonance between him feeling better than others, but not achieving the success that should entail if true. It's his super specialness not being recognized. So he describes it as: I would be more famous and more popular than those other LawTubers, but I'm just so REAL and RAW that I'm not everybody's cup of tea...
 
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In this clip, Nick says there's only 4 people in lawtube that can be trusted (plus him...he's a special case cause he won't lie to you and always argues with you). The rest lies and manipulates people into...subbing to them.

Any guesses on the 4?
Coomalot
Xia
That ugly Iranian girl
Brittany Venti
 
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