Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

i was a consistent watcher for rittenhouse trial, amber heard etc until the rumble move, then jsut kinda fell off, but now reading comment on other threads about rackets make me wonder what happened? is there a tldr?

Most post talk about the midlife crisis mobile, him being a drunk and degenerate but i'd like a more comprehensive explanation ( excpet the alcoholism, that one has been ongoing since he popped off with rittenhouse)

Nick believes that people stick around for him specifically, and not the content he was making at the time that people wanted to see. So now he believes he can make literally whatever he wants and still maintain the same audience he once had, while actively spitting in the face of the people who got him to where he is now. His channel has lost around 20-30,000 subscribers since. He's also shown that he actively tries to gaslight and manipulate everyone who is critical of him, while piling on abuse and expecting people to just be okay with it as long as he says the 'magical' phrase, "I hope they make a million dollars."

I'm aware he had a "Worst day of his life" but I think the actual time his narcissism went into overdrive and he made a change for the worse was when he was banned on YouTube because of the Keffals shit and then unbanned later. He had thousands of people calling for him to be brought back, but that was because he was banned for bullshit, and people could see it.

There's a clear difference in the pattern of his behavior after the unbanning, where he decided to tell his audience to go fuck off if they didn't like his content switch, and he decided to being an abject cunt to anyone who wouldn't kiss the ring.

 

[Neetorino]

So, Nick with his, 'Most people are safe driving drunk' cope... Sounds to me like he's admitting that he drives drunk and he's really pissed at the Farms for making it seem like that's a bad thing. He's totally safe driving his kid to debate at 7am in the morning, after four hours of sleep, while still drunk, going 80mph in a 50mph zone, texting on his phone...

As someone who enjoys the Devil's Lettuce, I can say with 100% positivity that driving while high would be a huge risk. My physical movements and reactions feel slower the more high I am, and I can only imagine for people who get drunk it'll be much the same. I'd never gloat about helping someone with a DUI get a lighter sentence.

what would it take for this arc to get going? will he have to wreck the car and go to jail and sit there when nobody bails him out, like the typical Florida Man? that's just sad.

Yeah, pretty much nothing changes for Nick unless something major happens. Maybe the Rumble contract will mandate less drinking, maybe he'll crash the Mustang, but most likely nothing will change outside of Nick's hairline.

happy thanksgiving to all, here's to another year of watching this slow motion car wreck.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Amerimutts! Hopefully everything goes well for everyone today, that includes you Nick.

 

[Strix454]

Nick did a stream where he called out local mentally ill Sovereign citizen Terry Dean Nemmers and called him gay a bunch of times. The guy in the past has been both incarcerated for various crimes and institutionalized in the state hospital. He also has a history of stalking people. Better yet, he probably lives within a half hour of Nick.

Maybe Nick Aspires to being a Internet Tough Guy. No better way to get started than to escalate in public with mentally ill stalker who feeds off attention. Have another drink Nick. You earned it buddy.

Nemmers has a youtube channel called "Arrest a Judge Kit" where he complains about police officers and judges. I strongly suspect he is also the source of alot of crazy stories about Nick that TiC spreads.

There is also a video of Nemmers visiting the police and getting arrested.

 

[TherapyMan]

Anyone who says they work out for 2-3 hours spends most of that time standing around, a lot of people who barely worked out tend to exaggerate what they used to do like this. (The only people I know who do this legitimately are powerlifters who take very long breaks in between sets and Nick is not that)

I do amateur powerlifting, and working out for much more than about an hour and a half really won't help you if you're training properly. Three hours in a single session, if you're actually doing it, is super effort inefficient, because you're doing more work than your body can capitalize on to turn into gains.

If you're a natural lifter (aka not on steroids) the real thing you have to fight is recovery. You need to intake enough quality calories to make actual gains and give your body enough time to recover that your subsequent workout won't be impacted by your previous one. The only thing working out for three hours will do will make you exhausted for your next workout.

If he is telling the truth about this and bragging about his body fat being 6%

He definitely isn't. This is such an outrageously obvious lie that he rattles off so nonchalantly. You don't get a 6% body fat without serious, disciplined, and frankly dangerous training (and even then, that level of body fat is not sustainable), or unless you're on death's door from anorexia.

 

[Strix454]

He definitely isn't. This is such an outrageously obvious lie that he rattles off so nonchalantly. You don't get a 6% body fat without serious, disciplined, and frankly dangerous training (and even then, that level of body fat is not sustainable), or unless you're on death's door from anorexia.

The other factor in this are the drugs that Nick is on for narcolepsy and various other things. He is potentially doing a whole lot of legal drugs that would lead to weight loss.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I do amateur powerlifting, and working out for much more than about an hour and a half really won't help you if you're training properly. Three hours in a single session, if you're actually doing it, is super effort inefficient, because you're doing more work than your body can capitalize on to turn into gains.

If you're a natural lifter (aka not on steroids) the real thing you have to fight is recovery. You need to intake enough quality calories to make actual gains and give your body enough time to recover that your subsequent workout won't be impacted by your previous one. The only thing working out for three hours will do will make you exhausted for your next workout.


He definitely isn't. This is such an outrageously obvious lie that he rattles off so nonchalantly. You don't get a 6% body fat without serious, disciplined, and frankly dangerous training (and even then, that level of body fat is not sustainable), or unless you're on death's door from anorexia.

The only reason why I would possibly believe it would be the picture of him at the "comedy show" looking like a skeleton. Still I think for him to be 6% at his height he would likely have to be 140lbs, I think more likely he is 10-12% carrying zero muscle.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Hot new alog channels popping up everywhere. Our boy is gonna make it to the big leagues!

 

[Harm]

Why was Chris-Chan better than Liquid Chris? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Sonichu Medallion is GENUINE.
Why was DSP better than other game reviewers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Let's Plays are GENUINE.
Why is Rekieta Law better than other lawtubers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His takes are GENUINE.

Niggers love to use the term "genuine article." As in "I ain't no counterfeit my nigga, I'm the genuine article!"

Nick did a stream where he called out local mentally ill Sovereign citizen Terry Dean Nemmers and called him gay a bunch of times.

I remember when Juju and Pedo and Riley (too generic for nickname) were stalking and harassing Eric July and Nick angrily chastised Eric July for daring to respond to these content creators. Now Nick is starting beef with local nutjobs. I'd say "rules for thee, but not for me" except it's more like chastising someone for eating too fast while you're choking on a live turkey.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It appears Nick's decline is accelerating once again and he's back in meltdown mode. He certainly appears to have started some drama last night.

The one LawTuber who almost certainly is included in Nick's diatribe against LawTubers, other than Sean who had the TEMERITY to interview Null, would be Andrew/Legal Mindset, who Nick admitted he didn't invite to the drama stream. Then he ran to Andrew's chat to disagree with his takes on the stream.

Great idea for Nick to piss off Legal Mindset, the drama hound of the community, who probably can drop a lot of info on him now that Nick has snaked him first.

I did expect SOMETHING to happen, though, because the corn harvest in Minnesota is reaching its end for the year, and given it started off so strong with the Eric July stream happening at the very start of the corn harvest, I expected something special for the end.



However, Nick snaking Andrew and going out of his way to piss him off is way more stupid than I expected for the climax of the corn harvest. Andrew was one of Nick's top attack dogs back in 2022 around the time of the Legal Bytes drama. IIRC he also partied with Nick at Anime Matsuri in 2022, the trip where he did molly and then flew to Jamaica to visit Hedonism II afterwards.

Nick being on a diet of 600kcal solids/1300kcal liquor is unfortunate but not unforeseen. What he ascribes to his strength of will however might be ascribed to the strength of his alcohol addiction.

Yeah that's insane. He appears proud of literally only eating junk foods and drinking liquor - a chocolate bar and a small bag of Doritos for a full day? No wonder he looks like shit. I expected his diet to be bad but not that bad. I guess the late night ramen is his main source of nourishment.

If this is reflective of his actual normal diet these days, it answers a lot of questions. Namely, how the fuck he has physically declined to such an extent. Nick aged more in the last 1.5 years than he did in the previous 4.5 he's been on YouTube.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

In this clip, Nick says there's only 4 people in lawtube that can be trusted (plus him...he's a special case cause he won't lie to you and always argues with you). The rest lies and manipulates people into...subbing to them.

Any guesses on the 4?

His eyes are so red and shitty looking, does he smoke crack now?

 

[Shagedan]

Yeah that's insane. He appears proud of literally only eating junk foods and drinking liquor - a chocolate bar and a small bag of Doritos for a full day? No wonder he looks like shit. I expected his diet to be bad but not that bad. I guess the late night ramen is his main source of nourishment.

I usually don’t rag on Kayla, but if she’s not driving the kids, cleaning, teaching, working, shopping or cooking dinner, wtf is it that she does???

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Happy Thanksgiving

 

[Harm]

I usually don’t rag on Kayla, but if she’s not driving the kids, cleaning, teaching, working, shopping or cooking dinner, wtf is it that she does???

 

[MooseGump]

His eyes are so red and shitty looking, does he smoke crack now?

It's just him not being able to handle the ralphamale lifestyle

 

[not william stenchever]

i was a consistent watcher for rittenhouse trial, amber heard etc until the rumble move, then jsut kinda fell off, but now reading comment on other threads about rackets make me wonder what happened? is there a tldr?

Most post talk about the midlife crisis mobile, him being a drunk and degenerate but i'd like a more comprehensive explanation ( excpet the alcoholism, that one has been ongoing since he popped off with rittenhouse)

Use proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization and someone may indulge you.

 

[Thugnificent]

Andrew was one of Nick's top attack dogs back in 2022 around the time of the Legal Bytes drama.

The Rekietamale don't need no simps or allies, he's a one man ma-fuckin' army, bish!

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Speed limits should not exist. Drivers naturally organise into the fastest safe traffic pattern based on weather and self-reflection.

He is correct here. However, this should only really be cited for highways and the like. Most people settle in around 80-90 mph, no matter how fast the car can go. Studies, and experiments, have shown this to be safer. Highways are, designed for these higher speeds as well; but speed limits are to be "pro safety" and, of course, income for the state.

This isn't to say speed limits are bad elsewhere though. On a nice back road, my comfort, and many others, rate of speed is much higher than the posted limit. But it's not a safe one due to things like driveways, merging cars, etc. Limits do have a reason to exist, many, if not most, aren't complete bullshit. But yeah, highway limits are garbage.

We really need better driving education and training though. But that is another discussion.

Nick's car is special race car and 110 mph feels like 80-90 in a normal car.

That's adorable. This is either A. an example of how shit a mustang really is, or B. just another time he tries to appear like he knows what he is talking about. Had he gone with the car I had suggested, he'd have been in for a total of 40k at most after tuning, and going 110 would feel like 30mph. It'd also be safer, easier to put the power down, and way faster off the line.

Speed limits are made for 'average cars', but his can take turns faster. Normal cars will rattle and feel unstable above the 'natural speed limit'

This isn't really true. All cars have become quite a bit better as time went on. Old performance cars rattled along with your npc cars. Now, an npc car can be thrown around a canyon for a good ol time and feel mostly fine. Hell, I've driven mini-vans in anger and had a laugh at how well they held up.

Texting and driving up to 85 mph is safe

So this is an admission he texts and drives, yeah? He's also wrong. This fucking guy, you can't go on about "muh speed limits" and then talk about texting and driving is A ok and so is drinking and driving. Fucking libertarians man.

All Christian sects are idol worshippers. They venerate the cross and the image of the Bible.

Not all Christians are the heretical filth that are big C Catholics. Symbology is not idol worship.

He went worked out each day 2-3 hours with Drexel

Bull fucking shit. As a fat, I was working out for 5 minute stints 7 times a day (quick breaks at work in our gym) and my body began to change greatly. If he really was working out 2-3 hours a day, as other posters have said that's retarded but wtf are the changes?

Losing weight is not the result of working out. You don't workout to lose weight, you diet to lose weight. You workout to improve your body and that husk he calls a body is not improved. He can lament about how fats are awful all day if he wants, but being a malnourished string bean is no better. At least the fat guy will have some modicum of muscle from, you know, the fat.

Edit: I believe he also says Viva and Barnes were cool.

Is this just all a cope to explain why certain people haven't been on again? "Emily won't come back on my stream...no, no child, I don't let her back on my stream because she's fake!"

 

[AnOminous]

But I think one of the paradoxical things about Rekieta is the issue of was he always this way or did he change? I think both things are simultaneously true. He always had elements, but he also changed a lot as well.

I honestly think something broke in him with the Mignogna fiasco. Maybe it was just the first thing he'd wanted and not been given on a silver platter, but something definitely changed. It was also kind of a depth charge, because Chupp had reached such a dumb, impulsive decision, literally ruling from the bench based on retarded bullshit, that it seemed very likely to be reversed (as Chupp himself said in a cavalier off-hand manner), and then it was actually upheld in a way that was basically "lmao Beard-tard malpractice."

Believe me, I know the bitter taste of crow, but I'm well aware I will live on that diet to my dying day rather than give in to evil.

Nick is made of less stern stuff, and I'm not even saying I'm particularly badass, just that he is a simpering pussy and I now have nothing but contempt for him. He needs to grow a pair, or find a pair, or at the very least take a pair out of that faggot Balldo and start using it.

That awful lolsuit did throw me for a loop. But it also sent me on a reevaluation of causes I've espoused and I noticed I seem to have a real thing for lost causes. I have seen my hopes, dreams and ideals go down in fucking flames over and over again. It used to depress me. A lot.

Now, I just take consolation in the fact that I'd rather be right than win. This is why Saint Jude is probably my patron saint.

Justice will prevail. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow.

But even if it doesn't, these evil motherfuckers will never be without opposition.

(Reading this back in my own voice it is mega-gay. I'm keeping it up though. Read it in John Goodman's voice instead.)

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Use proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization and someone may indulge you.

I was a consistent watcher for Rittenhouse trial, Amber Heard, etc... until the Rumble move. Then just kinda fell off ; but now reading comments on other threads about rackets make me wonder what happened? Is there a tldr?

Most post talk about the midlife crisis mobile, him being a drunk and degenerate, but i'd like a more comprehensive explanation ( except the alcoholism, that one has been ongoing since he popped off with Rittenhouse) ?

 

[AnOminous]

I was a consistent watcher for Rittenhouse trial, Amber Heard, etc... until the Rumble move. Then just kinda fell off ; but now reading comments on other threads about rackets make me wonder what happened? Is there a tldr?

Yes, faggot. It's called go to where you stopped paying attention like the tard child you are, then start clicking this button:

It's at the upper right hand side of EVERY PAGE and nool created it just for RETARDS LIKE YOU.

You're welcome.