Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

In this clip, Nick says there's only 4 people in lawtube that can be trusted (plus him...he's a special case cause he won't lie to you and always argues with you). The rest lies and manipulates people into...subbing to them.

Any guesses on the 4?

Sean, Megan, and the Ladyboy fucker pissed him off didn’t they. I’m guessing Barnes, Runkel, and the SelfDefense Guy all quietly told him to fuck off with the drinking.

 

[waffle]

He went worked out each day 2-3 hours with Drexel?
Why do i find this so hard to believe

He ends it with "when any fat person died, noone cared. You don't have to survive at all"

This is standard alcoholism cope for "I drink so much that I don't have room in my stomach for food".

Nick is like 6' or 6'2" if he was 200 and was fat he is either the most skinny-fat flabby alcoholic imaginable, an absolute bean pole, or actually has anorexia.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Yes, faggot. It's called go to where you stopped paying attention like the tard child you are, then start clicking this button:
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It's at the upper right hand side of EVERY PAGE and nool created it just for RETARDS LIKE YOU.

You're welcome.

You seem to be mistaken, I wasn't reading the thread before , and i'm not willing to read 2500 pages of highlight to know what's up with the drunk guy in the last year or so. I did it for Fatrick because he is a joy, and it took me 3 weeks, but reckieta doesn't warrant that.

 

[Harm]

Holy shit, I finally listened to his "Rekieta Law Diet" rant and his advice is going to hurt people. His understanding of nutrition as he explained it is dangerous. I'm no expert either, but that's why I hire a professional nutritionist.

Without a long diatribe, him suggesting that if you want to get fit as a man, the first thing you should do is cut a bunch of weight is so fucking retarded. The bullshit about how working out will instead make you gain weight because you'll burn calories and that will make you feel hungry is cro magnum rock fucking stupid. Drink a protein shake or drink water to satiate the hunger sensation. Not to mention if you drop weight too fast without building muscle, you'll have gross skin flaps from where your fat folds used to be.

Second big thing was his claim that you don't need to think about macronutrients at all unless you're deliberately trying to sculpt your body in a certain manner. If this was at all correct, then the keto diet wouldn't be a thing. Two people eating the same number of calories, where one is on keto and the other is eating only carbs, will not see the same results. He's coping because he's too retarded to count his macronutrients himself or too cashpoor from buying "art" that he can't afford a nutritionist.

Anyways, here's hoping nobody actually listens to this deteriorating drunkard's advice.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is like 6' or 6'2" if he was 200 and was fat he is either the most skinny-fat flabby alcoholic imaginable, an absolute bean pole, or actually has anorexia.

And he's such an absolute faggot that having manorexia is the least gay thing about him.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

You seem to be mistaken, I wasn't reading the thread before , and i'm not willing to read 2500 pages of highlight to know what's up with the drunk guy in the last year or so. I did it for Fatrick because he is a joy, and it took me 3 weeks, but reckieta doesn't warrant that.

you do know that saying all that will only make anybody here less enthused to humor you right?

 

[AnOminous]

Highways are, designed for these higher speeds as well; but speed limits are to be "pro safety" and, of course, income for the state.

Speeding is easy. Just have a little patience, wait for someone else who is speeding at the speed you want to speed to pass you, give them half a mile, speed at your leisure. Laugh when you see the other guy get pulled over. Also slow down at that point because sometimes the pig has a wingman.

I expected his diet to be bad but not that bad.

That is the diet of someone who is not merely alcoholic but literally dying.

You seem to be mistaken, I wasn't reading the thread before , and i'm not willing to read 2500 pages of highlight to know what's up with the drunk guy in the last year or so. I did it for Fatrick because he is a joy, and it took me 3 weeks, but reckieta doesn't warrant that.

So suck a dick then. Nobody cares about your mental deficiencies.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Speeding is easy. Just have a little patience, wait for someone else who is speeding at the speed you want to speed to pass you, give them half a mile, speed at your leisure. Laugh when you see the other guy get pulled over. Also slow down at that point because sometimes the pig has a wingman.

Preaching to the choir. Always respect the rabbit.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

you do know that saying all that will only make anybody here less enthused to humor you right?

I'll live with it, I came interested because i see him pop-up elsewhere, but i'm already up to my neck with the stinkditch, movieblob and fatrick, and i don't have the time to do another pilgrimage for someone I only have tangential interest in. Enjoy your thread, I just hope that his kids don't die in a drunken car accident, they didn't ask for this

 

[AnOminous]

Preaching to the choir. Always respect the rabbit.

Maybe mildly fun fact: the term my friends used to refer to this speeding tactic actually directly referred to that rabbit.

 

[Strix454]

Most post talk about the midlife crisis mobile, him being a drunk and degenerate, but i'd like a more comprehensive explanation ( except the alcoholism, that one has been ongoing since he popped off with Rittenhouse) ?

In the spring of 2022, something he described as "the worst day of my life" happened. There is no conclusive evidence of what exactly happened, but it seemed to slow trigger Nick in the direction of being more openly degenerate and attempting to share his sex life with his audience.

At the same time, there was a point in 2022 where he mentally seemed to take a step down. He just wasn't the same person mentally anymore. He wasn't as smart, he wasn't as able to deal with people and he got into a pattern of being drunk on streams and making emotional reactions to things that happened without a whole lot of thinking it through.

He went to a swinger resort with his wife in the late summer of 2022. He showed pictures from the trip and people quickly figured out where it was even though he never said so. At that point, he was really going hard against his whole "trad dad" thing.

He got banned for a short time from youtube and then on someone else's channel, he got taunted about it by a nobody from his past. He got into a rage, called the guy a pedo and then dared him to sue him. Which he later did. Nick refused to apologize and is spending a small fortune on the case now.

After the youtube ban, he got a good deal with rumble. Part of the move to rumble was the creation of a "locals" community. Nick's locals community was full of degenerate wine moms and Nick started playing into their degeneracy. They would share their lewds with Nick. And then Nick and wife shared photos where they shoved bottles in their asses. Everything about the locals quickly became just embarassing. Nude old leathery saggy women showing off for Nick.

Then Nick started talking about a really bad sex toy called the "the balldo" which is (IMO) a kind of a big ball-mounted strap-on for men with the added feature of the penis pointing downward for sex. That was also embarassing.

During the holiday season of 2022, Nick went to a gay bar in Minneapolis with his wife and bragged about it on stream. He was at some sort of underwear party.

Nick's older fanbase didn't like the new degenerate content and told Nick so. Nick's response was to call those people "austic incel prudes" who didn't know how to have fun. That didn't go over well. Nick deciding to go to war with (mostly) his own former fans led to alot of bad things.

The thread on the farms gradually shifted to making fun of Nick due to all these things. People tried to defend him, but it got progressively harder to defend the sort of stuff he was doing.

Then during a trial stream with his lawtube friends, he got really drunk and started ranting about how certain things that his lawtube friends were doing when covering trials were stupid. Jury analysis in particular. That really killed Nick's old lawtube off.

They he got an interview with Kyle Rittenhouse which was a big deal. Nick reacted to it by not preparing for the interview and asking questions of Kyle that were stupid and/or legally dangerous for Kyle to answer.

He bought a mustang during the winter of 2023. He didn't know how to drive it and put it in the ditch on his way home from picking it up at the dealer.

As the months went by, Nick would drink progressively more and looked like he was physically decaying. He also spent progressively more time fighting with his critics, responding to things said about him on the farms and generally turning into a thin skinned lunatic.

In May of 2023, he did an embarassing stream where he simped for some woman in his locals and it was so very bad (probably with the wife) that he had to promise to do better and to stop being so degenerate. That lasted a few weeks.

In August of 2023, he took another step down mentally and physically. He seemed to be drinking even more. He would act even more irrationally. He went after a vtuber trying to damage her career. He picked a fight with a comics guy named Eric July over nothing. He went all out to defend Dick Masterson and his pal Vito the self-confessed pedo.

The summary is that Nick is a severe alcoholic at an age where its physically and mentally catching up with him. He isn't mentally what he used to be and he does/says a whole lot of really stupid things. He also constantly reacts at extreme length in a hostile way to any criticism of him. He doesn't do law content anymore. He just talks about being Nick and how funny he is.

He is becoming the convergence of DSP and Ethan Ralph.

 

[waffle]

The more I think about his diet rant the more sure I am of my previous claims that Nick is literally speed running dieing of alcoholism.

Don't be sad though, something wild always seems to happen around him. Maybe his estate will get sued by speed running legend Billy Mitchell and Ty will fuck it up, leaving the Rackets children penniless as Lady Gollum and the oldest kids desperately shill mail order "legal weed" gumies and her blown out snatch on only fans.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Jesus fucking christ

I was imagining some pegging shit with the balldo, being a drunk and pissing off the other tubers, maybe cheating on his wife, or some drex cucking, etc, but that's just fucking sad. If he was just a old faggot drunk with nobody depending on him, fine, but the fucker has 5 god damn kids. He's not only gonna ruin himself. He had a good thing too, raking mad cash just being a shock jock with access to Pacer.

 

[AnOminous]

Then during a trial stream with his lawtube friends, he got really drunk and started ranting about how certain things that his lawtube friends were doing when covering trials were stupid. Jury analysis in particular. That really killed Nick's old lawtube off.

While his degeneracy was already annoying, this particular turn was when he showed himself not to be just a degenerate, but also to be a retard. There's a reason anyone who can afford it in a criminal trial hires a jury specialist.

The reason is obvious, you don't even need to be a lawyer to understand it, and Nick is absolutely retarded on that specific issue. A dumbass. A stupid motherfucker. A complete retard. A moron.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Holy shit, I finally listened to his "Rekieta Law Diet" rant and his advice is going to hurt people. His understanding of nutrition as he explained it is dangerous. I'm no expert either, but that's why I hire a professional nutritionist.

Without a long diatribe, him suggesting that if you want to get fit as a man, the first thing you should do is cut a bunch of weight is so fucking retarded. The bullshit about how working out will instead make you gain weight because you'll burn calories and that will make you feel hungry is cro magnum rock fucking stupid. Drink a protein shake or drink water to satiate the hunger sensation. Not to mention if you drop weight too fast without building muscle, you'll have gross skin flaps from where your fat folds used to be.

Second big thing was his claim that you don't need to think about macronutrients at all unless you're deliberately trying to sculpt your body in a certain manner. If this was at all correct, then the keto diet wouldn't be a thing. Two people eating the same number of calories, where one is on keto and the other is eating only carbs, will not see the same results. He's coping because he's too retarded to count his macronutrients himself or too cashpoor from buying "art" that he can't afford a nutritionist.

Anyways, here's hoping nobody actually listens to this deteriorating drunkard's advice.

His diet seems to be jerky, ramen, chips, and chocolate. He’s eating like a twink faggot, except he’s not doing a workout routine to keep his abs and ass in shape nor is he purging.

There are websites and apps that will track macros for you. A lot of them are used by LA and Miami twink faggots who drink like fish. Rekieta is just lazy and not genuine enough to admit his an AIDS-riddled post-twink death twink without saying he’s joking halfway through.

He’s gonna look like a tall Gollum soon with precious being his Balldo and Sméagol just being Our Wife.

 

[Captain Manning]

It appears Nick's decline is accelerating once again and he's back in meltdown mode. He certainly appears to have started some drama last night.

Lawtube Civil War imminent?

 

[AnOminous]

His diet seems to be jerky, ramen, chips, and chocolate. He’s eating like a twink faggot, except he’s not doing a workout routine to keep his abs and ass in shape nor is he purging.

Plus he's downing four figures in utterly empty calories from booze. And probably at least triple digits in black jizz.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I was a consistent watcher for Rittenhouse trial, Amber Heard, etc... until the Rumble move. Then just kinda fell off ; but now reading comments on other threads about rackets make me wonder what happened? Is there a tldr?

Most post talk about the midlife crisis mobile, him being a drunk and degenerate, but i'd like a more comprehensive explanation ( except the alcoholism, that one has been ongoing since he popped off with Rittenhouse) ?

He got lazy like most content creators do when they get big. Nick was luckier than most hitting heavy topics from multiple communities that kept him relevant.
Maddox/Tonka - Da Sektur
Weeb Wars - Weebs
Greer/Mountain Jew - Kiwis
2020 Election - Maga
Jack Murphy - People who dislike Tim Pool or hate the "Trad Guy" grift.
Cuties - Anti Woke
Keffals - Anti Groomer/Troons
Heard/Rittenhouse - Normies

I 100% believe without weeb following(his most active fanbase) he would still be a 20k Andy pulling the "Trad Guy" grift.

Always had the tendency to talk about his boring life as a middle-aged housewife between major topics. This then devolved into talk about sexual fetish. This seemed to always drop in through the years from the Weeb Wars audience(Muh Futa Ballz XD). Originally in an "Ironic" fashion.

Sold the "Trad Dad" with edgy jokes grift most of the time. Used to have a fairly thick skin and let people say what they wanted without bans. Something completely broke him in 2022. Started crossing lines and using alcohol as an excuse to tell people how he really felt.

If we are to believe his own words...This is his mid-life crisis cause he had a family too early and his parents didn't tell him every aspect of their sex life. His ability to over-share definitely sped up his Lulcow status. The spiral is like Ralph. The lightning speed to respond or be in any stream someone mentions him like Jarbo.

I fully predict his next arc as a "Flaggot". Considering he claims anyone who speaks out against him harms his business. How he sweeps up certain streams (Mandy's Tits).

 

[Harm]

His diet seems to be jerky, ramen, chips, and chocolate. He’s eating like a twink faggot, except he’s not doing a workout routine to keep his abs and ass in shape nor is he purging.

Combine this with his comment not too long ago that whenever he's dehydrated that he drinks a caffeinated beverage, he's heading down a nasty trajectory. That's not even touching the hard drugs he's admitted to using.

His sole health concern is not being fat... which is yet another similarity to DSP and his cope that he's healthier than ever because he's lost weight in recent years (thanks, Total Wine). Meanwhile his arms and legs are atrophied to twigs as his balding head is dripping with hair dye, trying to maintain the facade. You reap what you sow!

 

[Swole McPole]

That awful lolsuit did throw me for a loop. But it also sent me on a reevaluation of causes I've espoused and I noticed I seem to have a real thing for lost causes. I have seen my hopes, dreams and ideals go down in fucking flames over and over again. It used to depress me. A lot.

Now, I just take consolation in the fact that I'd rather be right than win. This is why Saint Jude is probably my patron saint.

Completely agree. There's no dignity in winning when you're wrong -- at best, it's going to leave a hollow taste in your mouth. At worst, you come out of it hating yourself.

When my eldest was a kid, we'd always rehearse that spot between The Mayor and Mookie because for me, it summarized everything about how to live as a man in a difficult world. Everything seems complicated -- your job is to try and boil it down to its essence, and then: