Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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An automatic clown said:
His cope about it is hilarious too
"No, stlalker, they called YOU fat and ugly like a rat !"
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The mental gymnastics are gold medal tier. Pat, you're ugly and there's no escaping that. Enjoy reality.
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This is literally that Patrick from Spongebob meme.
"They saw my tweets, Pat."
"Yes."
"And they called me fat, Pat."
"Yes."
"And my avatar is a photo of you, Pat."
"Yes."
"So who is fat, Pat?"
"You are, stalker. Enjoy prison."
FinnSven said:
Someone obese and charmless enough to play Patrick, would never make it as an actor.
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I think Nick Swardson could give it a pretty good go. He's an equally talentless prick with an immensely punchable face who's only famous for riding the coat-tails of a well-known comedian.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Okay maybe not everyone had the same thought I did. I was referring to Boomia — the NY/NJ businessman who also has a home in Canada
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The KF Geopolitical Classes I took taught me you'll only find 3 things in the Canadian wilderness:
  1. Trannies
  2. Politicians in blackface
  3. Eric Hildeman having very progressive interracial relations with Boomia's shrubbery (the shrubs aren't Jewish).
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WelperHelper99 said:
I mean if we're being technical pat, North and South Korea have been at Ceasefire since the 50s. That was after a monstrous years long war. It's pretty well lasted until now. I don't think Isreal and Hamas are there, even on Turkey day
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It says something that the North Koreans are less of a hassle to deal with than Hamas.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
It says something that the North Koreans are less of a hassle to deal with than Hamas.
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All the NK's do is do some missile tests and occasionally scuffle at the border anymore. Hamas actually bothers pointing the rockets at their enemies. Pat can not see that apathy towards the situation, much as what has hit the Koreans, has not hit Hamas quite yet.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
It says something that the North Koreans are less of a hassle to deal with than Hamas.
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they're more rational because the ruling family has a very strong interest in preserving their state so their children can inherit their little private empire. they know that in a hot war against seoul they have very little to win and very much to lose. status quo is their best option, and their nuclear program is aimed at defending that status quo forever. it sucks for all the poor koreans who live as state owned slaves under the kim dynasty, but as long as nobody touches their territory, the norks are not a threat to anybody outside their own prison-state.

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Found on the second, better forum.
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why the fuck would they do that? now there is no more content. is their goal to end patposting forever?
 
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