Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

Miriam Margoyles said:
True story - the first time I ever saw Ron Perlman in anything, it was a
TV movie about genetically engineered killer baboons called Primal Force.

I spent the entire movie genuinely thinking that he was wearing prosthetic makeup and at some point they were going to have a twist where he it would be revealed that he was some kind of human/baboon DNA hybrid created in a lab or something.
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The first time I ever saw Ron Perlman was a while back in the 2000's on a message board where I used to post: someone shared a bunch of behind the scenes photos of Hellboy, and when I saw Ron without the full devil makeup, I assumed he was only partially wearing some of his makeup like the face prosthetics. I didn't realize it until I saw him in a subsequent unrelated film that no, he is just an absurdly grotesque ugly man.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
The first time I ever saw Ron Perlman was a while back in the 2000's on a message board where I used to post: someone shared a bunch of behind the scenes photos of Hellboy, and when I saw Ron without the full devil makeup, I assumed he was only partially wearing some of his makeup like the face prosthetics. I didn't realize it until I saw him in a subsequent unrelated film that no, he is just an absurdly grotesque ugly man.
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But he was pretty awesome in Sons of Anarchy. As was everyone else, and I'm not just saying that because Charlie Hunnam was hot af (checked and confirmed I'm not in the man hate thread). For real, loved that show.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
The first time I ever saw Ron Perlman was a while back in the 2000's on a message board where I used to post: someone shared a bunch of behind the scenes photos of Hellboy, and when I saw Ron without the full devil makeup, I assumed he was only partially wearing some of his makeup like the face prosthetics. I didn't realize it until I saw him in a subsequent unrelated film that no, he is just an absurdly grotesque ugly man.
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I mean, I don't disagree, but glass houses, Michael.

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Michael Jacks0n said:
The first time I ever saw Ron Perlman was a while back in the 2000's on a message board where I used to post: someone shared a bunch of behind the scenes photos of Hellboy, and when I saw Ron without the full devil makeup, I assumed he was only partially wearing some of his makeup like the face prosthetics. I didn't realize it until I saw him in a subsequent unrelated film that no, he is just an absurdly grotesque ugly man.
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That reminded me of that "Types of Jew" image that used to be posted on /pol/ (I know, give me the Moai) that had like "Rat / Eagle / Goblin / Ogre / Demon". That had Mr. Perlman on it under the Ogre category (alongside Mr. Cernovich), but of course I can't find such an image using the usual search engines.
 
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TapewormSalesman said:
Not just suits, a lot of male (and female but that really needs a thread of its own) models are generally really odd looking these days. Was looking for a shirt for Mr. Salesman and realized that I can't really evaluate the shirt when they put the most bizarre looking individual in them, I mean, how can I look at the clothes when they put them on a guy with fucking vitiligo of all things, or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model, or get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead. You're selling clothes not the person, this isn't a slave market, just put them on the most average looking individual, so we see how the garment looks on the average person, instead of staring at the model's face.
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This nigger has a natural thicc MLP thing going on around his neck.
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PandaChai said:
That reminded me of that "Types of Jew" image that used to be posted on /pol/ (I know, give me the Moai) that had like "Rat / Eagle / Goblin / Ogre / Demon". That had Mr. Perlman on it under the Ogre category (alongside Mr. Cernovich), but of course I can't find such an image using the usual search engines.
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Funnily enough, there appears to be a mere Semite in the form of Helen Thomas on the bottom row -- it isn't canon to the image anyhow, and just as well: Helen Thomas was a Lebanese-American journalist who was an outspoken critic of Israel. R.I.P.
 
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Funnily enough, there appears to be a mere Semite in the form of Helen Thomas on the bottom row -- it isn't canon to the image anyhow, and just as well: Helen Thomas was a Lebanese-American journalist who was an outspoken critic of Israel. R.I.P.
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I just knew the Farms would have the precise image I had described. Thank you.
 
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Yeah, Cowell is a terrifying flesh golem now but 20 years ago he was a completely normal looking person.

People who don’t heal well insist on getting facial procedures and then are surprised the results are shit.

(not germane to the thread but see also, the unrecognisable modern Renee Zellweger)
 
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