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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
He's not making it up; I've seen the "Cats + 1" recommendation elsewhere. Apparently, it's one for each cat (who might not want to use one another cat has used) with a warm standby in case one gets "too dirty." Not sure if I buy it either, but it's backed up by online advice.
My cat would start a riot if expected to share with another cat (she hates everything on 4 legs, but it's the hygiene thing primarily).
She will go and poo beside the back door if she deems that she has had too many pisses in what I consider to be a still serviceable amount of litter.
When she shits in her box she comes and yells at me to remove it immediately, there has never been more than one turd in there at a single time.

Cats are very protective about their shit habits, unlike dogs who just retardedly shit everywhere. And horses.
Kind of weird as both of those animals are well intelligent, but just shit all over anywhere.
Whereas even Guinea pigs will have a little poo corner. And apparently also alpacas.
Sharing trays would be miserable for cats..actually my friends identicle sibling skinny black cats used to shit at the exact same time squeezed onto their tray, but they were weirdos.
Ugh, thinking about Kevin and his gross bed selfies with the cats, knowing their feet will be covered in copious litter tray traces.

There is no chance that cat shit is not part of the bacterial profile of the Amhole.
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Palate cleansing tax image of an autistic looking cat who is, according to sources, incontinent and wearing toddler trousers with a detachable inner pad lining.
 
They still have probably too many cats - Kevin has recently mentioned Wisp, Hobbes, Takkun and Archimedes.
No sign of Creamer.

As for the litter tray emptying - just to play devil’s advocate - maybe that was the one thing asked of the TIFs in return for living on the grounds for free or something like that. Which would still be a weird and awkward arrangement, but if you agree to that, don’t then invent some disability and complain about it for years afterward.
 
They still have probably too many cats - Kevin has recently mentioned Wisp, Hobbes, Takkun and Archimedes.
No sign of Creamer.

As for the litter tray emptying - just to play devil’s advocate - maybe that was the one thing asked of the TIFs in return for living on the grounds for free or something like that. Which would still be a weird and awkward arrangement, but if you agree to that, don’t then invent some disability and complain about it for years afterward.
I should think it was the only thing they were allowed into the house to do.

Or they were expected to shovel all animal shit, including cat shit.
 
As for the litter tray emptying - just to play devil’s advocate - maybe that was the one thing asked of the TIFs in return for living on the grounds for free or something like that. Which would still be a weird and awkward arrangement, but if you agree to that, don’t then invent some disability and complain about it for years afterward.
I agree. No doubt the tranch was a disgusting place to live and the troons there were abusive and vile, but so far it sounds like the pooner's duties included emptying a few litter boxes a day and no second thing.

I'm certain they had to have more duties than that, but I also feel if they were doing back breaking labour 14 hours a day and then also cleaning cat litter trays they'd have mentioned that already.

What did these sheltered idiots think was going to happen? They're unskilled laborers who moved to a ranch and planned to trade work for room and board. Did they not realise they'd be doing work that is unpleasant and gross? I mean clearly, yes, they thought they'd be chief anime appraisers in troontopia, but HOW did they not realise they'd be expected to do shit work?
 
Rapin' and vapin'
And yeah, @Attractive Sexhaver I agree about Kindness. they fucked up on that one, it's not like they'd have had to pay her, opposite in fact. Like all the rest of the cult members, she would pay her lowly benefits into the pot, just like all the other field serfs did. Coulda made money off her in fact. and had someone to mop up the cat-piss.
Now, with that potential, we've really got to wonder just how mask-off she went with the mad behaviour once she felt comfortable enough to demand some attention after having to pay the grinding role of person working in ranch who is not being catered to every moment.

It must have been next fucking level bad- far more than we have any idea of thusfar- for this bunch of gunts to pass up a serf who had actually demonstrated the where withall to clean the house at least once, and a new tugboat input.

I reckon whatever we've heard about her pretending to be blind bb-bot and running into the wall, barely scratched the surface of what happened.
Even for those details to slip out, suggests something so mental happened that the fact that got out was probably a very dilute, abridged version, of one of many more anecdotes.

All I want for Christmas is for Kindness to un-private her twitter

fuck....maybe she's already on blue-sky?
I dont fuck with that and am never about to.
But whoever is already on there for Kevin should probably look for her..

I still think the main issue was Bonnie wanted her to himself

We saw how her entry into the branch was initially Kev being infatuated with her before she hooked up with Bonnie. I'm guessing they let her move over there with the idea that she'd be a kind of live in maid and communal real vagina but then Bonnie got possessive over having the only real pussy on the ranch like a DAMN DIRTY MALE and that's what sparked the problem

They clearly had no problems with entertaining freeloaders like kev, and dealing with weird fake delusions, I think the real schism (and you'll notice the fallout with Skye was at the same time) was simply that Bonnie was being counterrevolutionary and hoarding the real pussy like a damn kulak. I doubt kindness had any problem with being passed around because she'll do anything that involves people supporting her for as little effort as possible and grinding her goblin snatch against a few amholes and maybe snuggling a few of the lesser troons a week naked would fall easily in that for her. I'm guessing Bonnie got himself all jealous having to share the proceeds of his pussy hunt with the others
 
They clearly had no problems with entertaining freeloaders like kev, and dealing with weird fake delusions, I think the real schism (and you'll notice the fallout with Skye was at the same time) was simply that Bonnie was being counterrevolutionary and hoarding the real pussy like a damn kulak.

I think you’re half right here, my take would be that Penny, J and Jen hated her on sight, because they hate women, and would have privately mocked her mental antics. Bonnie would have started white-knighting her because he’s a simp, and kevin would have been in the background looking cucked because he’s a cuck. Sky would have pretended to tolerate the situation at first but he just ain’t into pussy.
 
Not to derail about litterboxes too much further, but if the cats were mostly indoor (i legitimately cant remember) then having only three boxes for seven cats would mean yeah it is almost a full time job. If they were all partially outdoor they might do some of their business outside, but if not those three boxes would get full very quickly and ideally should be scooped out multiple times every single day to stay even moderately clean. But honestly the Tranchites seem more like the types that would just let them all fill up to an unbearable degree and then just completely replace the litter entirely every time.

Anyway, RIP Creamer
 
They clearly had no problems with entertaining freeloaders like kev, and dealing with weird fake delusions, I think the real schism (and you'll notice the fallout with Skye was at the same time) was simply that Bonnie was being counterrevolutionary and hoarding the real pussy like a damn kulak. I doubt kindness had any problem with being passed around because she'll do anything that involves people supporting her for as little effort as possible and grinding her goblin snatch against a few amholes and maybe snuggling a few of the lesser troons a week naked would fall easily in that for her. I'm guessing Bonnie got himself all jealous having to share the proceeds of his pussy hunt with the others

I just want to point out again that a successful* male-oriented hobby project group was undone when they introduced one female BPD attention whore.
*as long as we measure success in "dollars grifted" and "alpaca's dead due to starvation and general neglect"
 
This was one of Salvador Dali's requirements when he agreed to play the Padishah Emperor in Jodorowsky's doomed Dune adaptation. The Emperor was going to sit on a throne that was a toilet made of two intersecting dolphin-bowls, one for pee and one for poop. So that about figures for cats, too.
Random bits of information like this from a conversation about litterboxes are what make this the best thread.
 
I think you’re half right here, my take would be that Penny, J and Jen hated her on sight, because they hate women, and would have privately mocked her mental antics. Bonnie would have started white-knighting her because he’s a simp, and kevin would have been in the background looking cucked because he’s a cuck. Sky would have pretended to tolerate the situation at first but he just ain’t into pussy.
I don't think penny or J would have hated her if she fulfilled the role she was brought there for, J because he hates women that don't do what he tells them, but he would have gladly had has as a comfort woman. Penny because while I doubt he has any interest, it'd be an easy way of reducing friction amongst his pets and serfs if they were getting laid. His interest basically starts and ends at being the glorious leader of tranny nation


Sky wouldn't have been happy for long because he probably agreed to the poly situation (apparently kev and Bonnie did something) but I doubt he would have taken well to how much attention Bonnie was giving her because he's actually not gay
 
If Bonnie was an actual CNA, not just a "caregiver," the state board of nursing for where this happened should have public license lookup that would show disciplinary actions.
I dunno if Bonnie's middle initial is L., but the only "Bonnie Nelson" in Colorado has a clean record. I'm dumb and lazy, though:

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