Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Camelot has a kid that he knows is absolutely his and refuses to have anything to do with him. Kinda bragged about it on stream.

His friendship with Balldo makes a lot more sense now. What a fucking pos.

 

[AnOminous]

Sean moreso than Andrew. Nick gets the most angry when he feels slighted by people he believes should be subservient to him.

Nobody should be subservient to this catty, passive-aggressive gay next door neighbor from a '90s sitcom fag.

Camelot has a kid that he knows is absolutely his and refuses to have anything to do with him. Kinda bragged about it on stream.

What a shocker that this cocksucker is as much of a failure as a man as he looks like at first glance.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

His inability to keep a train of thought while talking about buying pc parts is astounding. I've had homeless fucks carry on just like this.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Nick actually thinks that he is playing chess against God. He said so last year during the "worst time" of his life. Nick also has a particular dislike for conservative Christians (Catholic or otherwise). Nick has been somewhat consistent in his approach. Nick doesn't outright say he's better than other Christians, but he does allege that other people are just like him quite a bit (possibly to normalize his behavior).

This goes beyond Nick just wanting to do what he wants or thinking being a Christian is too hard. Nick is attempting to use Scripture against Christians, Christendom, and God Himself (if he can) to win his "chess match" against God. This is likely a contributor as to why Nick can't just walk away from God and be done with it.

It's a little hard to win a chess match when you're one of the pieces on the board (although actually by this point he's probably just been knocked over and doesn't realize it yet).

 

[AnOminous]

His inability to keep a train of thought while talking about buying pc parts is astounding. I've had homeless fucks carry on just like this.

He literally talks like some bum who just ate a can of Sterno for the methyl alcohol.

It's a little hard to win a chess match when you're one of the pieces on the board (although actually by this point he's probably just been knocked over and doesn't realize it yet).

This fag isn't even a piece at this point. He's that pawn who got sacrificed in the first few moves for a minor positional advantage.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

He literally talks like some bum who just ate a can of Sterno for the methyl alcohol.

This fag isn't even a piece at this point. He's that pawn who got sacrificed in the first few moves for a minor positional advantage.

Actually, if we're going to keep up the chess analogy, I've got a better one: Rekieta started out as a pawn who managed to cross the board and get promoted to a higher piece (say, a bishop for thematic purposes), and all's well and good for awhile. Then, he gets a little too up himself and starts sliding around all over the board, bumping into pieces on his own side before eventually going too far and falling over the edge onto the cosmic floor, where all he has to look forward to is the inevitable coming of the Vacuum Cleaner.

The End.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Is he fucking serious right now? His brilliant idea is evangelism and community outreach.



AINT NEVA BEEN DUN BEFOE!



Any church worth a fuck does outreach and offers support to members of their congregation. They also seek to bring more people into their community.

This just screams that Nick doesn't actually participate at all in his church. I guarantee you that his church already does all of this/or is willing to help how it can if asked.

It's asinine to hear him speak on this topic.

 

[AltisticRight]

(re: Lawtubers are the worst people)
This is a cope I need to find a name for but it's a real lolcow cope. When someone like Chris-Chan, DSP, and many others recognize that other people in their field do their job better than them, they fall back on the "I'm authentic" line.

Why was Chris-Chan better than Liquid Chris? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Sonichu Medallion is GENUINE.
Why was DSP better than other game reviewers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Let's Plays are GENUINE.
Why is Rekieta Law better than other lawtubers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His takes are GENUINE.

I really don't like comparing people to Chris because it's so overdone and rarely warranted, but the "I'm Authentic" cope is absolutely 100% a symptom of unwarranted narcissism. It's a dissonance between him feeling better than others, but not achieving the success that should entail if true. It's his super specialness not being recognized. So he describes it as: I would be more famous and more popular than those other LawTubers, but I'm just so REAL and RAW that I'm not everybody's cup of tea...

Balldonaestics.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I believe you just Nickmaxed.

I'm afraid of asking what Nickmaxxing is.

Nick tried to make really cringeworthy sex jokes and I believe asked Kyle (not even 20 years old then IIRC) what he thought about hentai/tentacle porn specifically, to which Kyle of course acted visibly uncomfortable and confused.

He asked Kyle the futa balls or no balls question (to which he had to explain what a futa is), and I think asked Kyle if he wanted a sugar daddy, don't quote me on that one.

 

[Spitz]

Here you go, Nick. A freebie. Since you suck at telling jokes:

We all know the stories of the miracles, right? Jesus goes to cure the blind. So what does he do? He spits in his hand, walks up to a blind man, and slaps him to the ground.

The blind man stands up and says, "Thank you, Jesus, but my jaw won't stop twitching."
Jesus replies, "Headbutt that woman in the face."

The 20/20 man slams his forehead into the woman's nose. His jaw stops twitching, and the woman sees a vibrant red for the first time in her life.

Now, being a wise woman, she turns around, kicks one guy in his shin, and another guy in his balls. Her nose stops bleeding as she watches the men writhe in agony.

"Dammit, woman! What the hell are you doing to us!"
"You can see, can't you? Pull yourselves up and spread the love, gentleman. The love of Jesus!"

Soon enough, the crowd is a fury of punches and kicks and elbows and knees; with the people seeing beautiful blues, purples, and reds; and all wounds healing as quickly as they occur.

Jesus looks on from the edge of the chaos, with his hand on his forehead, sighs, and mutters, "Paul and Peter are never going to let me hear the end of this."


There's a respectable amount of irony and absurdity in this joke without pushing the boundaries too far. It might fall flat or offend some people, but it will never bomb as hard as a joke about Jesus and the apostles turning blind men into homos and spitting hot cheerios in their assholes to cure the gay. Christ.

Also, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Learn to accentuate your pauses.

 

[No Scope]

I've come around to the idea that Kayla cooks dinner but Nick isn't around for it and makes ramen or canned chicken or whatever after midnight instead.

I mentioned this in a previous post a while back, but if Kayla did any kind of cooking there would be leftovers for Nick to reheat when he does his Locals streams in the early AM. Any good wife is going to set aside servings for their husband even if they're not going to eat with the rest of the family. If she were to just make enough servings per dish for just herself and the kids, then she would be cooking everyday. Making extra gives you at least one less meal to cook for everyone in the household.

Nick and Kayla are just shitbirds. They're parents who don't take on the responsibility and duties of their roles. I'd give it an 80% chance those kids will turn out to be worse than their parents later in life. It is my understanding is that the family wealth from Nick's grandparents was turned over to his parents during his college years. AFAIK, the Rekieta kids have no limits on their wants and needs.


I just came across this YT channel in my feed by Tea Clips. Latest upload seems to give a pretty good rundown of Drexel.

Drexel Drama With Kiwi Farms Supercut​

 

[Jacknife]

There was a German psychologist, Eduard Käseberg who went mad from one day to the other, seeing how he went from a respectable professional to a guy rambling about getting sued and going into debt in his more and more chaotic apartment was really sad.

Nick collapsing, although way less abrupt, would be just as sad if it wasn't solely his own fault.

 

[Kopasea]

Cough. Cough.

Source: https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/modafinil-addiction/modafinil-and-alcohol/

This motherfucker is trying to BoozeMax using his narcolepsy meds. And those days he "doesn't remember" are also covered by this practice. What a faggot, I hope to god you don't do this on nights before you have to drive.

Interesting. So his alleged heat allergy is due to him taking too much of his anti-narcolepsy pills which he needs cause he binges on alcohol all the time.

 

[Strix454]

Is he fucking serious right now? His brilliant idea is evangelism and community outreach.

I suspect what Nick intends is for the church to reach out to the onlyfans moms, strippers, sex workers, bar drunks, coke heads, swingers and whatever Vito is.....try to bring them into church while telling that everything they are doing is good and that they should not change at all. They would preach Nick's modern gospel to them that god accepts whatever they choose to do in their lives as good and right through grace.

Church and church groups would be so much better for Nick if there more cool people in them and less of those scandinavian monsters,

Nick likes church because he has no friends. But he hates the people who go to church.

 

[waffle]

Lady Rackets is not a good mother. Let me explain

We tend to be wamen respecters around here, and this is generally a race-conscious venue. Frankly I think her status as a white mother with an above replacement number of childern who are not wards of the state gets her more slack than she deserves on everything else.

 

[Pomniman]

I suspect what Nick intends is for the church to reach out to the onlyfans moms, strippers, sex workers, bar drunks, coke heads, swingers and whatever Vito is.....try to bring them into church while telling that everything they are doing is good and that they should not change at all. They would preach Nick's modern gospel to them that god accepts whatever they choose to do in their lives as good and right through grace.

Church and church groups would be so much better for Nick if there more cool people in them and less of those scandinavian monsters,

Nick likes church because he has no friends. But he hates the people who go to church.

Then shall the kingdom of balldo be likened unto ten virgins, which took their superchats, and went forth to meet the balldoman.
But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not for you have no onlyfans. - DMV (dimensional merge version) 14:88

 

[Potatoherder]

YT outdid Rumble by almost 8x with $194. He used to really well during holidays so i guess it's a good sign people have found better things to do. Muted user said 'niger' a few times but was muted after this:

QuantumTech

the creator of everything created everything thus it is order and chaos simultaneously

Joe has done better on yt than Nick has done on both rumble and yt at $259. Of course he was covering a topic people seemed to be interested in.



Nick has made the claim the claim he cooked thanksgiving dinner. I fear for the family of that was the case. If could also be a reference to him having his way with gollum.

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[Anticipointment]

I mentioned this in a previous post a while back, but if Kayla did any kind of cooking there would be leftovers for Nick to reheat when he does his Locals streams in the early AM. Any good wife is going to set aside servings for their husband even if they're not going to eat with the rest of the family.

It would be funny if Kayla did cook, but while Nick is sleeping or messing about online she puts his leftovers down the garbage disposal & tells him he should have joined them at dinner when they all are together.

Nick and Kayla are just shitbirds. They're parents who don't take on the responsibility and duties of their roles.

It is more likely this though. Neither Nick nor Kayla seem to eat anymore so they probably don’t make the effort for the kids but who knows. They should order Hello Fresh or whatever those pre-made dinners the YouTubers shill are.

I just came across this YT channel in my feed by Tea Clips

PPP has some long standing beef with Tea Clips. Can’t recall the reason or if they have a thread here. Pretty sure they have an account & have posted in the Kino Casino thread with another name.

 

[Harm]

What either of them does during the days is a bit of a mystery. Nick doesn't cook for himself, claims he doesn't watch online podcasts or livestreams (a claim he made during the Isom grave visiting arc, contradicted entirely by the fact he would text @Null corrections to read live during Mad at the Internet (the internet never forgets, Nick)), if they homeschool their children then Nick has already admitted they condense "4 hour lectures" into "90 mins" for them, so all that's left is supposedly playing chauffeur (because hiring a sober person without narcolepsy to drive your children around as a millionaire is out of the question).

Jeez, no wonder he hates his life. He's either too unimaginative or too lazy to do anything valuable with his time besides drink at home and mope around about how awesome his life could be without all those little burdens weighing him down.

I mentioned this in a previous post a while back, but if Kayla did any kind of cooking there would be leftovers for Nick to reheat

Very astute. Considering they have five kids, if she cooks for them then she'd have to be cooking the exact portions needed to feed the five children and leave no leftovers every time. Which, like you said, if she's cooking with that kind of expert precision then she knows full well she's not making enough for Nick and could use her precise cooking skills to make some for him.

Either she's not cooking, or he doesn't want to eat her cooking. If it's the latter, then my guess is he prefers processed and packaged foods because it's easier to count the calories you're intaking as compared to figuring out how many calories of a real home cooked meal you've eaten.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

His brilliant idea is evangelism and community outreach.

I'm afraid to ask.

it will never bomb as hard as a joke about Jesus and the apostles turning blind men into homos and spitting hot cheerios in their assholes to cure the gay.

I'm sorry, what? He really is that kid who said a joke once and just doubles and triples down on it. Not understanding why it was funny.