DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

I don’t know. The more I think about it, Phil talking highly about himself, explaining his history, telling the world “IT’S NOT MY FAULT—“ for more than an hour sounds right up his alley. Imagine. He just gets to ramble on and on and complain as much as possible.

So Phil tell us about yourself
**clears throat** Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been making Internet content for the Internet for the better part of a decade until I was laid off in late 2010. Then in 2012, a wave of negativity came around known as “This is How You Don’t Play.” And then in 2015 I was erroneously SWATTED directly responsible because of memes—

I firmly believe Phil would do anything for extra-attention and to hear himself talk.

Phil does want this, that's what he got out of the Quartering interview and what expected the Sidescrollers interview to be. But if you watch the Boogie documentary, Mike actually went to Boogie's house and filmed him, and followed him around when he went out to arcades and got him to go to that interview with the headhunter and stuff. That's what made it more than just another drama video about a fat youtuber, anyone can do that, Mike actually went to the guy's house and filmed him in person. Phil would never allow something like that. Not in a million years.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil does want this, that's what he got out of the Quartering interview and what expected the Sidescrollers interview to be. But if you watch the Boogie documentary, Mike actually went to Boogie's house and filmed him, and followed him around when he went out to arcades and got him to go to that interview with the headhunter and stuff. That's what made it more than just another drama video about a fat youtuber, anyone can do that, Mike actually went to the guy's house and filmed him in person. Phil would never allow something like that. Not in a million years.

Of course Phil wouldn't let that happen.

We'd see the pig(roach)sty of his house with all of his plastic crap still cluttering things, the bags of cat shit next to the bags of styrofoam, all covered in ants.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Fake lore. Stop repeating it.

It just goes to show how much he can control his snorts that this is actually something people believe. I remember hearing maybe one faint snort during the bankruptcy call, but that is not a very good event to base all this on as when you're on a professional call you mute your shit when you're done talking. However, during the Sidescrollers interview, we saw him muting his mic to do something a few times. But compare the Sidescrollers video to a normal prestream, the fucking dude is ripping them left and right in honestly some of the most clear instances of them (at least recently) whereas he muted himself like low teens during the long ass interview?

Pretty much Dave has post nasal drip, but he exacerbates it during his own streams. Maybe as some power trip, who the fuck knows.

Just a disgusting side note, he often burps after he gets a few good snorts in. What causes burping? Eating or drinking too quickly or talking while you eat. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope you already ate.
(We'll just ignore the carbonated water for this example. It's more horrifying that way.)

 

[Iron Father]

It just goes to show how much he can control his snorts that this is actually something people believe. I remember hearing maybe one faint snort during the bankruptcy call, but that is not a very good event to base all this on as when you're on a professional call you mute your shit when you're done talking. However, during the Sidescrollers interview, we saw him muting his mic to do something a few times. But compare the Sidescrollers video to a normal prestream, the fucking dude is ripping them left and right in honestly some of the most clear instances of them (at least recently) whereas he muted himself like low teens during the long ass interview?

Pretty much Dave has post nasal drip, but he exacerbates it during his own streams. Maybe as some power trip, who the fuck knows.

Just a disgusting side note, he often burps after he gets a few good snorts in. What causes burping? Eating or drinking too quickly or talking while you eat. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope you already ate.
(We'll just ignore the carbonated water for this example. It's more horrifying that way.)

Dave can definitely minimize his snorts around non-dent audiences, but even during the Quartering interview, he snorted.

The bankruptcy call is terrible evidence because the call quality is dogshit, and it sounded like he was on speaker phone, which means he's sitting further away.
Even then I counted a couple clear snorts back when I cared enough to listen to it carefully. He's also always done what Tevin refers to as "stealth snorts" which a lot of dentractors mistake for not snorting at all.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

This is only tangentially related to Phil, but I subbed to Turkey Tom after his video on piggy and am watching his latest video about Vegan Gains. I'd heard of this guy before but never really looked into him, just check what he thinks about it when people he doesn't like do charity.

(Timestamp 58:10 for a bit more context)

Doing a fundraiser for a kid with cancer is "exploiting" them for your own personal gain, even if it ultimately helps the child. Where have I heard this kind of bullshit before? Oh, right, from another schizo narcissist.

 

[Iron Father]

Pre-emptive beg tweet!
Imagine being 41 yeard old and not spending one of the most important holidays with your family and instead you stream and beg wheelchairs for sweaty men JPG money.

I can't believe he's still trying to socially condition everyone into believing his streams are "chill".

Especially when his "chill" streams earn pennies and his COD struggle sessions made him $150+ in tips alone.
Nobody gives a fuck about his soy-filled "chill" streams, they're gay and boring. His fans want rage-induced retardation.

 

[JamFlowMan]

The guy who made the Boogie documentary SC'ed Phil. I wonder if something is in the works or he's pushing for it (more likely).

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This will never happen. Even with the lies in the Boogie documentary you still got a hell of a lot of truth and not the kind that did Boogie any favors. Phil won't even show people other rooms in his house on stream not a chance in hell he'd give a stranger full access to his life including his bank account and Kat. Don't know as much about Boogie but he seems to be a guy who overshares about his life while Phi is the exact opposite. One makes a good documentary subject while the other doesn't.

The only way I could even begin to image this possibility is if Mike pays and even then whatever Phil's price is wouldn't be worth the final product.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Does that Change Setting constant popup happen for everyone on CoD? It's great when Dave ragequits and it happens.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just wanted to say happy thanksgiving to all my DSP thread regulars this has always been a weirdly comfy thread for me I feel like even if bombs dropped tomorrow this place would still be talking about how retarded Phil is.

 

[Balr0g]

I just want to add: it seems as if Phil's conditioning of his cult is working in a weird way. As he seems to slowly phase out gameplay his little piggies only tip him before. I checked Raw Phil and if I remember correctly he started the gmaeplay with 150$ in tips and he ended with 158$ in tips. Now that is some robust support right there. And no new members to boot. You think he gets showered in dent bucks today?

 

[FaXmachine]

Does that Change Setting constant popup happen for everyone on CoD? It's great when Dave ragequits and it happens.

All those popups are something to do with his privacy settings on the console. He's made no effort to fix it ether lol.

This will never happen. Even with the lies in the Boogie documentary you still got a hell of a lot of truth and not the kind that did Boogie any favors. Phil won't even show people other rooms in his house on stream not a chance in hell he'd give a stranger full access to his life including his bank account and Kat. Don't know as much about Boogie but he seems to be a guy who overshares about his life while Phi is the exact opposite. One makes a good documentary subject while the other doesn't.

The only way I could even begin to image this possibility is if Mike pays and even then whatever Phil's price is wouldn't be worth the final product.

I think its possible because Phil is desperate for views thats why he brought back SF6 (Phil's views are really falling off of late) and that Mike Clum guy likely can butter Phil up and make him feel special. Like the Boogie documentary with the woman Kat's ether gonna be off in silhouette or at a strange angle where you can't tell she is fat and she'll be used for victim points.

Phil definitely overshares just not in the same way, of late he keeps mentioning his bathroom with the broken toilet, shower, rusted wall and cracked tiles, the broken dishwasher, his Doordash styrofoam boxes littering his garage, stupid info about Kat's work, the tire incident, the shopping cart robbery and this is just stuff this year. Unless you mean mental health specifically, Phil has gone on about muh depression on and off for sympathy.

Rather than directly paying Phil they both could share ad revenue, I think this is what happens with Boogies but I could of dreamt that detail.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Mike actually went to the guy's house and filmed him in person. Phil would never allow something like that.

I'm not even sure what kind of documentary it would be. It seems like it would be a pre-stream podcast with a lot of b-roll of Phil comparing rice a roni boxes at the store with project 7 level acting and "The trolls - It's really so bad I don't even want to show my WIFE!"
There's really nothing DSP would allow him to show.

 

[Balr0g]

This will never happen. Even with the lies in the Boogie documentary you still got a hell of a lot of truth and not the kind that did Boogie any favors. Phil won't even show people other rooms in his house on stream not a chance in hell he'd give a stranger full access to his life including his bank account and Kat. Don't know as much about Boogie but he seems to be a guy who overshares about his life while Phi is the exact opposite. One makes a good documentary subject while the other doesn't.

The only way I could even begin to image this possibility is if Mike pays and even then whatever Phil's price is wouldn't be worth the final product.

Most likely scenario: the moments Mike steps in Phil's condo he keels over from all the smell. Considering how allegedly run down his condo is (if Phil is telling the truth which alone is a big red warning sign) I can't imagine it being very sanitary. I am just waiting for the "My condo fell apart" arc

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Most likely scenario: the moments Mike steps in Phil's condo he keels over from all the smell. Considering how allegedly run down his condo is (if Phil is telling the truth which alone is a big red warning sign) I can't imagine it being very sanitary. I am just waiting for the "My condo fell apart" arc

Phail is gonna insist that Mike Dum tells the police to get them a safehouse for the interview portion of the documentary because otherwise da trollz are gonna send assassins to their location.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

"Retail shouldn't be open on Thanksgiving! Fuck your cranberry sauce, dood! Only important personnel and a skeleton crew should stay open for the Holidays... except you Asians and you Yellows! Get to work, you fucking Chinks!"

You know, Phillip, among those retail businesses, you clearly forgot places like Walgreens or CVS... which have their own pharmacies... where people pick up their medication. So should those places just say "I know you need your heart and blood-pressure medication, but it's Thanksgiving! Come back tomorrow if you didn't have your third heart attack yet!" Fucking retard.

 

[Lord_Point]

"Retail and skeleton crews shouldn't be open on Thanksgiving! Only important personnel and a skeleton crew should stay open for the Holidays... except you Asians and you Yellows! Get to work, you fucking Chinks!"

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You know, Phillip, among those retail businesses, you clearly forgot places like Walgreens or CVS... which have their own pharmacies... where people pick up their medication. So should those places just say "I know you need your heart and blood-pressure medication, but it's Thanksgiving! Come back tomorrow if you didn't have your third heart attack yet!" Fucking retard.

Its always fun how much this fat retarded hermit tips his hand.

This is obviously motivated by the fact that him and his fat wife are ordering out on thanksgiving like fat children. If it wasnt such a meme in movies to order chinese food on major holidays then he would be saying its OK for pizza places to be open because Italians cant eat american style thanksgiving or something equally retarded.

Anyone else would at least try to tie it back to a principle like its ok for small business to choose to be open, but because hes such a glutton he just shouts out the first food he is craving

 

[Corpun]

"This game is laggy bullshit. I'm not wasting any mroe time on it!"

*Rage quits match and reques for another one*

Pick a lane Phil, either quit playing these FPS games you are dogshit at or quit whining like an actual child.

"Retail shouldn't be open on Thanksgiving! Fuck your cranberry sauce, dood! Only important personnel and a skeleton crew should stay open for the Holidays... except you Asians and you Yellows! Get to work, you fucking Chinks!"

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You know, Phillip, among those retail businesses, you clearly forgot places like Walgreens or CVS... which have their own pharmacies... where people pick up their medication. So should those places just say "I know you need your heart and blood-pressure medication, but it's Thanksgiving! Come back tomorrow if you didn't have your third heart attack yet!" Fucking retard.

Anytime this retard opens his mouth about actual jobs I want to punch him more, solely because it shows how stupid he is. Quit acting like you are the champion of the working man sperging about bank holidays or working on holidays and shit. If he actually had a job he'd know most retail stores close up early on Thanksgiving and Christmas and other holidays. He'd also know that people working on holidays get time and a half.

But of course this out of touch hermit is too retarded to think of anything and just feels like he is the champion for the little guy sitting there in his dirty office in a gated community wearing zelda jammies and a santa hat begging for a living.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Busy all day but the one time I go to check in...
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There's nothing chill going on here. Nope.
edit: Alright I couldn't resist. It's actually super chill.
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Why does he mash whenever he leaves a match?

 

[Iron Hamster]

"This game is laggy bullshit. I'm not wasting any mroe time on it!"

This whole 'they don't respect my time' bullshit he pulls is hilarious. Then don't play games. That's you not 'respecting' your own time.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I hope DSP had a dull and sad Thanksgiving.