Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Twice Baked Turnip]

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Bonus: did you ever wear a female relative’s clothing?

“Yup, I stole my mom's swimming costume, and her body shapers and tampons. I took herbal estrogen and would wear her bikini to see if I was filling it out.”

This is the saddest fanfiction of a date starting that I've heard before that's spun as romantic. He just wants to be plied with all the compliments he doesn't hear in real life.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

I love /u/The_Sky_Render. Every time I look at his profile, there's more milk than a branch of Asda.

Fellow ladies, is it normal for you to suddenly have more orifices than you used to? (https://old.reddit.com/r/intersex/comments/149u6k1/tonight_i_experienced_proper_drainage_from_my/, https://archive.is/iInH3)


Obviously the correct response is to patch it up with duct tape or whatever, not to go to A&E or anything.

Troonism is so much of a religion that he's invented tranny stigmata

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Went looking at Getty to see if there was any recent high quality images and
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His hairline is weird looking. Maybe it's a wig?
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His hairline is so high now he's starting to look like riff raff in the last one.

Wig wouldn't surprise me, but it looks more like a scar in the second picture, so it's possible he had the usual FFS surgery to pull the hairline forward. I'm assuming Mother Nature will punish him by giving him a bald spot in the back.

 

[goat sneed]

Reduxx is giving us an extremely rare positive update:

The story was previously featured on the farms.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Went looking at Getty to see if there was any recent high quality images and
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If I had a dollar for every Robert Z'Dar look-alike tranny I ever saw, I would have two bucks. Which isn't much, but it's still pretty strange it happened more than once.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You just *know* that some high level AGP troon nuked it

Amazing how these freaks will complain that that sort of portrayal is offensive to trannies and yet never wonder why they think that a portrayal of a fetish obsessed serial killer is targeted at them.
Seriously if you feel personally attacked by how a guy like BTK or Buffalo Bill is represented you should really look at what the fuck is wrong with you.
What kind of person sees BTK in a dress on a movie and thinks "they totally mean people like me?"

Even that one TIF murder, Malte C. in Germany was because two lesbians were being attacked and the TIF actually very bravely tried stepping in to defend them. It's a fucking tragedy based on homophobia, it's horrifying. Yet it wasn't a murder based on someone being trans.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/02/transgender-man-dies-after-pride-parade-assault-in-germany

https://amp.dw.com/en/germany-25-year-old-transgender-man-dies-after-pride-event-attack/a-63003413

That one doesn't seem to be a deliberate murder, some asshole was shouting abuse at the fag parade, and this manly dood tried to step in (kudos for having guts tbf) but because it was a Pooner and not a man she got her ass handed to her, and because Pooners are tiny little manlets, when she got punched by the asshole that was shouting shit, it laid her out cold and she hit her head on the concrete and never recovered.
Grudging respect to the Pooner for at least trying to act like a real man, but it also emphasizes how Pooners aren't men.

 

[Turtle O'Carolan]

"The transsexual is hated because it represents a future free from archaic systems of social control."

"The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and reveling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

 

[Procrastinhater]

FTM in a lesbian relationship turns into a cartoonish parody of a sexist sitcom husband after pooning out. (Archive)
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Fucking lol Pooners do the same thing troons do but in reverse - they have no idea or conception of what it is to be a man other than media so they become fucking stereotypes that just emphasize that they are deranged members of their own sex.
With troons they become pornified parodies of femininity, with Pooners like this retard they become retarded SNL sketch dood bro types, obnoxious vulgar stereotypes of Frat bros that burp and fart and shout dumb shit like "get me a sandwich and a beer" because they're overcompensating idiots that have no idea how men behave.
If I told my wife to "get in the kitchen and get me a beer bitch" like I was serious and not as a joke in front of company she'd dump the fucking thing over my head (and probably hit my with the damn bottle lol) and I wouldn't blame her, this Pooner is trying so hard to be "one of the boys" she's acting like fucking John Belushi on Animal House.
They just have no idea how to behave and it's pathetically comical.
She probably burps loudly and scratches her packer really obviously when she's in public, it's just sad.

Overcompensating Pooners.

 

[glass_houses]

Please find a better background. And outfit. And… well, everything, really.

I don't know what's worse: that being his kid's room, or it not being his kid's room.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Went looking at Getty to see if there was any recent high quality images and
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His hairline is weird looking. Maybe it's a wig?
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His hairline is so high now he's starting to look like riff raff in the last one.

Fight or flight instinct activated. i can handle my liveleaks but that first one especially caused instinctive dread

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Andrea James was one of the worst offenders. Her behaviour has been well-documented by the medical historian and bioethicist Alice Dreger, who in a 2006 blog post observed that “Ms. James was notable for the way she decided to go after Bailey’s children to extract revenge. She posted on the internet photographs of Bailey’s daughter and labeled her a ‘cock-starved exhibitionist.’”

After she published her blog post, Dreger described in an update how James sent a series of hostile emails, including one referring to her five-year-old son as a ‘precious womb turd’: “She also came to my departmental office (I was not there) and then emailed me, subject line ‘Mommy Knows Best,’ saying, ‘Sorry I missed you the other day. Your colleagues seem quite affable, and not as fearful as you. […] Bad move, Mommy. […] We’ll chat in person soon’.”

Very feminine! Being a woman is when skirt go spinny and threaten women's lives!

 

[Sissyagamben]

BREAKING: St. Basil condemns "transexual medicine"

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People say it’s a pseudepigrapha quote from saint basil, but I like it and don’t care:

Hell can't be made attractive, so the devil makes attractive the road that leads there

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

There's been some coverage of it, but Borhanian usually wasn't the focus, it was the leader of the tranny cult he was in.

Tag yourself, I'm the one on the top right

 

[Karellen]

One of the crazier troons has a had a no good very bad month the past month. If you follow Lily Orchard, you’ll know I’m talking about Poppy & Zena. Things have not been going well:

• I won’t get into the craziness of Lily Orchard, but Lily is another troon that’s had a beef with Poppy & Zena. Lily’s sister Courtney was introduced to P&Z, and they did two videos explaining the child sexual abuse (CSA) that Lily did to Courtney.
• All this was fine and well until a few weeks later P&Z made a post stating that they were no longer associating with Courtney. Courtney takes to Tumblr to explain why.
• Poppy is a sex pest. After their first interview where Courtney discussed her CSA, Poppy tried to groom her by sending her furry incest porn comics.
• Poppy also helps Courtney set up a discord server, where she immediately asks where she can post furry porn. She also suggests setting up roles for age ranges: under 18, 18-25, and 25+, which Poppy refers to as “do not flirt with”, “flirt with caution” and “flirt away” internally.
• After the fight, Poppy does a livestream where it is revealed that their child not only left their home, but their child literally took everything they owned and escaped from their bedroom window and has not talked to them since, and also released (false) information about their mental health. (The original video has been paywalled)
• After this, Poppy’s f-list is discovered where she lists parent/child incest and sibling incest as Yes’s. The age ranges are 14-45.
• An old tweet is discovered where Poppy, a 42 year old therapist, says real life incest is great because you can “always abort the lil fuckers”.
• Poppy then spirals, as Courtney, exes from the polycule and disgruntled former mods flood Tumblr with unflattering posts using their hashtags. Poppy reacts by suicide baiting, creating a new “headmate”, ignoring her suicidal lover, and using four twitter accounts to spam furry raffle art twitter posts. She also asks a minor to do porn of their characters together unprompted.
• Finally, in a sad attempt to prevent more bad attention, P&Z unlist the videos they did with Courtney, and also unlist every stream they’ve done, which you cannot view unless you pay $24.99 A MONTH.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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Being mapiulated into thinking you are a woman with a dick and must therefore penetrate your personality-retarded roommates surgical wound with said dick is a whole shitshow level of sexual assault and evil. This hill seems as good as any to die on.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Apologies for Double dipping.
I know trannies are retarded. But I'm surprised that they cant even wrap their swiss cheese brains around the concept of a fucking joke.
Like, it's not even ambiguous, it's clearly a fucking joke about those pre-school carpets I'm pretty sure everyone had as a little kid. Does this fucking freak have necrotic festering holes in his brain?

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Cringe troon rap

 

[Surfin Terf]

Saw this in the news tab, you could tell by the thumbnail that the "woman" was no such thing. tl;dw a troon refused to show his ID and got bodily thrown out of a bar by a bouncer. He was wearing a camera in his sunglasses (it's really fortunate that he didn't take them off in the dark bar!). I watched the whole thing and I don't think they mention a single time that he's trans, just describing him as a woman.
Article(x) for those who'd prefer to read.

I think this might be the first time I've seen them just completely ignore the fact that the main person is a troon. Linus "Lynette" Matusik is the founder of a defunct circus group called Circus Innovations. He has an imdb page with one movie listed where he played something called "Sponougle".
Here's a trailer from a Youtube account also called Sponougle, so I think the account is his old one (he has a more recent one, but it's just got his underwhelming acrobatics routine). It's full of redneck stuff.

 

[Dr George Whitebread]

Tag yourself, I'm the one on the top right

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I'm a big fan of the Skaven so bottom middle for me.