Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Alabaster Disaster said:
Update: The childing of Joshua Moon has been upgraded to a full "No, child."

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Conditions favorable for "Enjoy prison," seek shelter immediately.
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It's Thanksgiving night in Milwaukee and Pat sits in a dimly lit room, fingers mashing the keyboard as he cackles to himself. His wife walks down the stairs with suitcases in each hand, angry and upset after spending the day alone while Pat gingerly types away at his keyboard. "Pat, I'm leaving you. I wanted one Thanksgiving with my family, and you just wanted to spend it on Twitter."

"No, stalker child! It is YOU who will be spending Thanksgiving in prison!"

As she slams behind her, she can only hear a faint "Wait for the knock! They are already coming."
 
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The sacred lolcow foretells of a great war among the Troll Triad.

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How many more childings must we endure before there is peace among men?

How many innocent kiwi birds must be turned into fruit?

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Please, stop the bloodshed.
 
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trash cat said:
The sacred lolcow foretells of a great war among the Troll Triad.

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How many more childings must we endure before there is peace among men?

How many innocent kiwi birds must be turned into fruit?

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Please, stop the bloodshed.
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Don't know if anyone heard the end of MATI today, but Null played the "Troll Triad" part of Jackie's mongoloid presentation today.

I guess someone told Null he was The Cerebral one, and while I'm more than sure he also lives rent free in Pat's head, listening to her mouth diarrhea explaining what each Troll means, I'm positive each one is not an archetype.

Instead of describing each category in broad terms, she almost named the individuals:
- The Cerebral -> Quasi
- The Provocateur -> Dan (has a podcast, shows his name and face, has traveled to Milwaukee and Hoolies more than once)
- The Crier -> Boomia (Pat's most vocal troll by a mile).

tl;dr: bitch thinks she's creating a watershed study on online trolling, just names people who call her fat.
 
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“Dear Leader has fallen from grace of the fatty piggy… The Farms has fallen… Everyone in the Farms must enjoy life in prison… Fucking uneducated children…”

Also, Fatrick and the fatty cockroach orbiter is ugly and I would not try to put my dick into both. It will be the worst experience in everyone’s life.
 
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I have decimated you, stalker.

I have warned you many, many times not to contact my phone number, but alas, it seems cyberterrorist children cannot be reasoned with.

You have called me fat online and claimed my pepperoni was illicit, but now that has lead you to eternal prison.

I am now your father, and you are but another one of my mere children.

Enjoy prison for the final time, stalker.

:stickup: :tomlinson::jaceknife:
 
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