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How do any of those thoughts go together??
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Super Hans v2
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They're adding on a cupola maybe? Jack would be retarded enough with his size miscalculations to think those are actual living spaces.
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It's funny because Jesus is the landscaper and when he isn't there Tammy's getting porked by the Amazon driver.
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The Jesus roof is the room Tammy designated in the house for assisted suicide. I really hope so anyway.
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Jesus is probably the guy the mows his yard.
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There are good reasons to think Jesus never visited the Scalfani household.
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And good reasons an exorcist needs to visit.
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The food demon inhabiting Jack's body is probably too strong now, it would be wiser to keep it contained withing it's host.
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The pudding ones are unremarkable if you eat them normally, but after you put them under the broiler for like a minute? Top tier.
Back to Jack: he's fat and racist and doesn't deserve to eat delicious foreign KitKats.
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I am greatly offended by your comment, SpongeBob is kind, hard working, a caring pet owner, devoted to his friends and family, not a fucking glutton, and a generous soul.
Unless you were referring to how Fat Jack wants to be covered in holes, but Jack just wants more entrances for cock.
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The unfortunate thing for Tammy is that the only guys who would want to pork her are maybe some brothas and some of Jack's morbidly obese acquaintances from church. She is truly stuck in this empty marriage.
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Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.
The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.
Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.
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Jack is building a place for Tammy’s new boyfriend. How considerate of him.
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You somehow missed "cum sponge". I will say a prayer for the ghost of the joke that could have been.
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I actually checked the ingredients for the Dole sliced peaches, and they didn't have added sugar (surprisingly). Being the cobbler masterman since I just made an apple cobbler for Thanksgiving, the sugar content is on par for the cobbler recipes I browsed. So of course I cut the sugar in half as I always do for American dessert recipes. Turned out great. Just surprised Jack found the per-recipe quantity too sweet.
Dole sells different versions of the same product. I had a manchild roommate whose parents sent a nutritionist to the house to yell at him.
The part that bugged me is the nutritionist would always want to use the living room for their meetings, and after the fourth time getting kicked out of my living room I said "fuck that" and made her meet him in his room.
She stopped visiting.
Why is this PL relevant? He had to buy the version of dole fruits "WITHOUT SYRUP". Guarantee Scalfatty got the syrup version, hence the complaints.
God that roommate was a fucking pain in the ass, but his rent always cleared because mommy and daddy were paying it.
The part that bugged me is the nutritionist would always want to use the living room for their meetings, and after the fourth time getting kicked out of my living room I said "fuck that" and made her meet him in his room.
She stopped visiting.
Why is this PL relevant? He had to buy the version of dole fruits "WITHOUT SYRUP". Guarantee Scalfatty got the syrup version, hence the complaints.
God that roommate was a fucking pain in the ass, but his rent always cleared because mommy and daddy were paying it.
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Can't Jack tell Jr to lay off talking shit to nine year olds in Call of Duty for five minutes? I thought that voice chat was dead anyway because the kids are scared of getting banned for saying the nigger word.
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Amazon delivery drivers are on such a tight schedule that they don't have time to "rest". Especially not when they have to climb to the roof into the room made out of used smokers.
There's also the big scoop of vanilla ice cream in the bowl. Yeah I get it, cobbler calls for ice cream but it's just more sugar that Jagoff shouldn't be eating. Not that he cares. It only matters when he virtue signals.
Yeah American recipes tend to have too much sugar in them. It's one thing that Mrs. Sebben complains about all the time.
And then she turns around an eats anko which is just cloyingly sweet. I don't get it.
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Since we've spent a lot of time talking about jacks death, what do you all see the future? I really suspect part of the white trash ram ranch was to have Jr and bri become house niggers. Tam ham definitely is the kind who enjoys being angry and letting those two become her new pets does seem her thing.
Stripping her son and in law from a future keeping them under lock and key and free maids while she enjoys the single life.
All of us pig out on t day but does Jack even notice it's a holiday? Every day is 8000+kcal and watch TV for that fat faggot.
I really have no clue what his last message means. I have the feeling he will expect us to know, then tell us and be pissy no one understands stroke brain.
Lastly call MAJOR bullshit on "too sweet" that's jack trying to look classy or like he's scaled his gluttony back.
Stripping her son and in law from a future keeping them under lock and key and free maids while she enjoys the single life.
All of us pig out on t day but does Jack even notice it's a holiday? Every day is 8000+kcal and watch TV for that fat faggot.
I really have no clue what his last message means. I have the feeling he will expect us to know, then tell us and be pissy no one understands stroke brain.
Lastly call MAJOR bullshit on "too sweet" that's jack trying to look classy or like he's scaled his gluttony back.
It's his brain trying to process that it's sugar, but he doesn't want to admit he's eating sugar because the fat has clogged too much of his brain to properly process that. Instead it wants to make him shout "KETO!" as a word of power, but not all of his brain has realized he's dropped that yet.
If he were trying to pretend he was scaling his gluttony back, he'd show plates with reasonably sized portions(he doesn't understand what those are either).
I'm going to have to go with this just being a case of his brain trying to work but failing. Like a car that won't start.