DM: Well Player 1 you find yourself in the prison shower, only other person in here is Player 2, what do you do?
Player 1: I will take a shower.
DM: roll Reflexes.
Player 1: 2.
DM: you drop soup on the ground.
Player 1: I will try to pick it up as fast as I possibly can.
Player 2: while he distracted, I will try to rape him.
DM: roll Athletics.
Player 2: it's 14 on dice plus my skill bonus of +6, plus my circumstance bonus to rape of +3, plus I have on me gloves of mighty rape, plus my racial bonus.
DM: you critically succeed!
Player 1: fucking minmaxer.
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