Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

It seems like Boogie is going to lean on the HUR DUR I was only pretending to be retarded path:
Its a testament to how far beyond saving the cause of mental health awareness is that this self-neutred, chiclet-mouthed blob can claim to be a "mental health advocate" and still be allowed to show his face (and the gay chiclets within) online. Boogie is to mental health what Tess Holiday is to fitness.

Also notice how he speaks broadly about his "broken brain" and "mental issues" when he's under any kind of scrutiny about his mental health claims but will casually mouth off autism, maunchasen's, depression, suicide, PTSD and whatever else when he's unguarded or in a stream.
Dollar to surface area ratio of the advertisement was too good to pass up. Guy could be a walking billboard if he quit YouTube.
And the smell will certainly turn some heads too.
only someone as lazy, unmotivated, and talentless as boogie can find a way to milk four videos out of browsing major retailer websites and talking about what's on sale for black friday.
I haven't watched them, but I imagine these are 4 videos which if he took the time to prepare, write and edit, he could've made a single higher quality video.
I'm pretty sure he's following someone's advice with this. Keem or Clum or some other hand-rubber probably advised him to make videos in the hopes of getting one of those stores to include boogie in their affiliate / referral program. Wonder why he skipped amazon though; is it because he knows he can't do better than walmart or gamestop? I thought amazon affiliate programs were easy to get into though. Even non-grifters casually put affiliate links in the description for their overpriced mice and RGB headphones.
Boogie has never truly been suicidal or had suicide attempts,
Even in the documentary boogie said he could go flat broke and would still refuse to give up chad.
I don't think shitting himself to death was the original story. IIRC from a video he once did he had an injury that eventually turned serious / septic from when he slammed his leg in a car door and he decided he wanted to let the infection kill him so he just laid in bed for a few days instead of getting it treated (fat chance he laid in bed without gorging himself like he usually does) but Chad came to his rescue and somehow got him medical attention and so Boogie credits him with "saving his life". For a grown-ass man, that comes as close to a suicide attempt as a 5-year-old holding his breath to get his parents to capitulate.
these teens might have parents that don't know what they're doing. Like I said, Boogie is playing a dangerous game here where he can get arrested, have to deal with a pimp, or have to deal with angry fathers. He's such a brazen delusional narcissist that he doesn't even think about this, though.
I think you hit the nail on the head with this one. Boogie's brand of pedophilia isn't that he's attracted to teens, its that he doesn't care what age they are as long as he's horny for them.
These two guys seemed to be thoroughly aware of Boogie's shitty behavior, attitudes and tactics.
One of them mention Boogie saying in an interview that he put one of his whores' autistic kids through college. Was that in the doc(I didn't watch it, can't bear it)? Sounds big if the video is still out there. College can be expensive and it could explain at least a part of the $200,000 figure.
 
If Boogie were to take up shooting speedballs or experimenting with Fentanyl and Tranq, I'd happily pay to watch that on OnlyFans.

I can't see Boogie rolling down to the spot in his fat chariot, so he'd have to pay Chad to go and score for him. Will he get ripped off or will he get dope? Who's robbing him? Is Chad robbing him to feed his own habit? Or is he getting ripped off when he scores?

How is he funding it? Is he begging from the slow witted members of his old audience? The porky women who loved Francis? Is he selling his old plastic crap for ten cents on the dollar? Is he putting Dezi2 on the batter? "I hate it too, babe, but it's for US. We NEED this money so we can be together..."

Finally, if the dope is good, is it too strong? If Boog keels over, nobody will be able to pick him up. Boogie gets a dope habit is definitely a show that I would pay to see,
You know, if Boogie became a smackhead he might actually start losing weight.
 
@Administrator Flotsam

(fat chance he laid in bed without gorging himself like he usually does)

This story is such horseshit it's unreal, it's like something you'd see in Readers Digest. I'm sure he either read or heard it from someone else, like when he stole that chocolate bar story. Shitting, pissing, and starving himself to death in bed while he waits for a blood infection to take him, sounds totally reasonable right?? 😂

Don't forget that he has long told us that he's done all his research on methods of suicide and even prepared kits/methods to ensure a mostly painless passing. So we're to believe this titan of strength actually legitimately got to the point of ending it all, but instead of using what was easy and prepped he decided to slowly die a horrific death from blood poisoning instead?

He was looking at basically two options if you take him at his word:

a) quick easy mostly or totally painless from the kit, plus he can stuff his face full of whatever shit he wants before he actually pushes off

OR

b) long slow brutally painful/messy, waiting for either the sepsis or starvation to take him (long wait LOL)

Does one of these seem a whole lot more... Boogie to you than the other? This faggot exaggerates so much that you can't trust anything he self-reports, here is almost assuredly what happened in my mind:

Boogie was so fat that when he injured himself he had to face some physical consequences for getting so massive. This meant healing was going to take a lot longer and be a lot more difficult than for a normal person, he was embarrassed by this fact so he just stuck his head in the ground and didn't get it looked at or treated. (EDIT: a la onlyusemeblade's toe) Instead he used it as yet another reason to fuck around laying in bed and I'm sure ordering delivery for days on end... until Chad finally had to step in and be like 'Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Get some clothes on idiot, we're going to get your fucking leg looked at.'.

And with that Boogie was 'saved' by the heroic Chad and yet another Boogie tall tale is entered into he history books... Suicide via blood sepsis, LOL indeed.

of them mention Boogie saying in an interview that he put one of his whores' autistic kids through college. Was that in the doc(I didn't watch it, can't bear it)?

I can't find any of his original tweets but IIRC it wasn't putting a kid through college, but paying for a single semester of some kind of specialized online program (like elementary school or something). AKA a significantly smaller contribution and just another way of paying someone to find and suck his lil baby balls for him.

I distinctly remember when he was flexing this payment thinking 'ofc the cheap fuck only paid for a single term', as soon as she was gone (fairly quickly) she just got stuck with a new school bill to pay. It's like putting the down payment on a new vehicle and handing her the payments, like technically it's a nice thing to do but also kind of totally inconsiderate too. He's not gonna pay for anything like a year, because he knows these sugaring relationships don't last. He swears up and down these relationships definitely aren't actually even about sex, but the financial support only for lasts for as long as they are in fact having sex with him. That's totally unrelated though!!
 
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The boogie2988 shitting and pissing himself as a suicide method reminds me of the old execution method as employed by the ancient Persians, aka scaphism. Though they would know better to use milk and honey as they would realize that 1488 would devour the lot before the insects could get at it. He'd probably guzzle the insects as well after 30 minutes of no junk food.
 
Boogie was so fat that when he injured himself he had to face some physical consequences for getting so massive. This meant healing was going to take a lot longer and be a lot more difficult than for a normal person, he was embarrassed by this fact so he just stuck his head in the ground and didn't get it looked at or treated. Instead he used it as YET ANOTHER reason to fuck around laying in bed and I'm SURE ordering delivery (surely not going to fix it) for days on end... until Chad finally had to step in and be like 'Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Get some clothes on idiot, we're going to get your fucking leg looked at.'.
That's the only plausible way it could have happened. But as with all of his other lies, deconstructing one opens up more holes in his others:

1. Since he was single back then seeing how it was Chad who "saved" him, when and where exactly did this happen? Did this happen in his porn-blogger days or web-developer days? Whose house was he living in? Was this after he met his feedee girlfriend or before?

2. Why is he making up such a tall tale as an excuse as to why Chad lives with him rent-free? What kind of leverage does this gun-owning white phantom have over Boogie?

I just realized we don't have a timeline of his life pre-youtube and I'm sure it'll cause him great pain when one is constructed because he'll be forced to stick to at least some of his lies. Seriously, the double cancer black gf, the feedee gf, the highschool friend who died in action, his WoW days, his "work in the porn industry", his time as an early-internet web dev, his sister "running away from home", his racist grandpa, his mother's abuse coming to an end when he blocked her fist and his grandpa yelling at him for raising his hand against his mother, his brother getting a PHD and giving him a house while her sister didn't need it? Is this a twisted Disney movie or something?

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Don't forget that he has long told us that he's done all his research on methods of suicide and even prepared kits
That explains everything. The kit must've had a salad and he just dodged it. This will be what makes it his book inspiring. Anne Frank? Man's Search for Meaning? Gulag Archipelago? Make room for the REAL inspiring life story.
 
there was some discussion of Chad like two pages back. And I find him more interesting than boogie. Even in the documentary boogie said he could go flat broke and would still refuse to give up chad. He would put Chad and himself in a cheap apartment. This is assumed that Chad would even go with him. So it seems that Chad is completely under boogies control. And boogie will never let him go. Poverty or not.
I find Boogie and Chad's relationship quite intriguing.

Despite all of Boogie's antics and dramas over the past few years Chad has managed to remain very under the radar. In his latest meltdown with Mutahar on ReviewTechUSA's livestream he kept expressing how Chad has a private life and he wants to keep it private, or some such similar expression. Funny how Boogie puts absolutely everything about himself online without any hesitation and yet Chad is completely reclusive from society and the internet, very interesting indeed.

It's also strange how Boogie very rarely refers to him by name. Searching for "Chad" on his Twitter results in 22 tweets with only 7 about him. The majority of these Tweets coming from around 2013-2014. The most recent is from 2017 where he replies to Dez celebrating their 4-year anniversary.
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Chad on the far left.

Searching for "Roommate" however yields far more results with around 40 tweets with all of these referencing Chad. It's the usual stuff where he talks about how they go back 25 years and that Chad at one point saved his life.
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While I'm not 100% sure on the story I know that it's story he's been somewhat consistent on (by Boogie standards) and repeated several times over the years. He feels indebted to Chad for something he did around 1995. Does anyone have more specifics on this?

Searching for "employee" revealed some more interesting stuff. I found this tweet where Boogie reveals how much he supposedly pays him.
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Apparently the kind and sweet Boogie pays even more than what the evil capitalistic Jeff Bezos does. How nice and generous of him!

I haven't bothered to watch any of Boogie's Twitch or YouTube content for a very long time, But has he ever made an appearance in any of his video content? The only times I can remember him appearing on camera is Boogie accidentally went live and Chad was staring over his shoulder mute and devoid of expression.
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I (briefly) tried to find the clip however it's either been removed or buried amongst all the other documentary drama, so all I could get is a screenshot.
Boogster looks like such a gross slob. I can't imagine what goes through someone's head to willingly accept living with him for 25 something years.... more on this in a bit.

The only other time he's appeared that I can think of is in the infamous Frank Hassle GoPro footage when he answered the door during the "Swatting Saga" in 2019 when the welfare check was made while Boogs was at Vidcon.
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Youtube link of the Chad answering the door
Gotta love how Boogie's porch is covered in plastic toys and crap (maybe consider putting some of your money into your home loan not shitty arcade cabinets. idk)
Also, Chad doesn't sound like he's the most intellectual person around. He seems somewhat slow...

I've never really thought much about Boogie and Chad's relationship but after seeing what he's done to Dezi I think it's now quite obvious to me that Chad is just another low hanging easily manipulated person (like Dezi) who's come into Boogie's life and fallen for his "I need you to stay with me, you can't leave me or I'll die" manipulation and gaslighting. The amount he suicide baits and trauma dumps online, imagine what it's like living with him! I'm honestly starting to feel a bit bad for him. It must be such a perpetual drain and headache having to listening to him rant about his haters on Twitter, Kiwifarms, reddit and all his other person issues on a daily basis for all those years. I genuinely wonder wtf goes on in his mind when Boogie brings home yet another borderline underage cam girl for sexy HAMS time or when Frank Hassle showed up and Boogie wanted his gun to murder him on the front porch. Also, the fact the Chad was there the entire time he was with Dez, weird man wtf.

Boogie is such a piece of shit. He's effectively brainwashed this person into being his live in maid and personal carer all because he's too lazy and incapable of wiping his own ass or doing things that the rest of consider a basic part of existing as human beings. Boogie doesn't view people as friends like the rest of us, only objects he can take advantage of and manipulate into being useful.
 
A bit late and gay but Harley Morenstein joins the PKA podcast to talk about the Boogie documentary, indirectly implies that Mike Clum is a "gotcha" YouTuber who used several "gotcha" tactics
Didn't the documentary have to be approved by Boogie? How the fuck are you going to "gotcha" someone who approves the final product?

Its just Boogie being a giant retard with no empathetic ability to think from any other perspective but his own. He thinks all the horrid shit from the documentary makes him look good or at least pathetic enough to garner sympathy. But all it really does is make him look like an entitled abusive asshole...who is also fat.
 
it's just all very fucked up and very disgusting.

This is eventually true of everyone who refuses to grow up, because age is not just a number. And it's not about statues either. Sure, nature made 18-year-old girls cute and attractive. They're supposed to catch the eyes of men who are a little older than them. But then you are supposed to settle the fuck down and move the fuck on with your life. Graying men who try to act 25 to 30 years younger than they are instinctively set off alarm bells in our minds. I think we evolved to see it as intrinsically predatory, disordered, and disturbed. A 47-year-old man isn't supposed to be chasing 18-year-old skirts, any more than he's supposed to be playing with toys all day, refusing to work, or trying to talk like an adolescent boy. It's disturbing and gross all around.
 
@hitler was just lonely So in the clip Mike uploaded with Boogie on Seeking, at the end he crept on a profile of an 18 year old girl who possibly isn't 18, she looks younger than Dez even, and Dez doesn't even look her age. This girl looks like 15-17.
Can you please provide more context when writing out these posts? I genuinely don't know what clip you're referring to. Is it from the documentary? Is it from Clum's second channel? A bit more info, links, screenshots, timestamps, clipping etc would be great so we can understand what you're referring to. If it's something that hasn't been discussed in the thread yet, then please give us a point of reference in future.

I assume this is the video in question (and timestamp). Yes, Clum has a new clip up on his second channel:


From about the 2 minute mark onwards is the new stuff. He is so unlikable during this video.
there was some discussion of Chad like two pages back. And I find him more interesting than boogie. Even in the documentary boogie said he could go flat broke and would still refuse to give up chad. He would put Chad and himself in a cheap apartment. This is assumed that Chad would even go with him. So it seems that Chad is completely under boogies control. And boogie will never let him go. Poverty or not.
Yeah it's funny how Chad is some kind of non-negotiable in Boogie's life. Even during the documentary when Dezi and Boogie are discussing his financial situation, Boogie hypothesizes what if they moved into a small apartment. He of course includes Chad in this "we".
 
Can you please provide more context when writing out these posts? I genuinely don't know what clip you're referring to. Is it from the documentary? Is it from Clum's second channel? A bit more info, links, screenshots, timestamps, clipping etc would be great so we can understand what you're referring to. If it's something that hasn't been discussed in the thread yet, then please give us a point of reference in future.

I assume this is the video in question (and timestamp). Yes, Clum has a new clip up on his second channel:


From about the 2 minute mark onwards is the new stuff. He is so unlikable during this video.

Yeah it's funny how Chad is some kind of non-negotiable in Boogie's life. Even during the documentary when Dezi and Boogie are discussing his financial situation, Boogie hypothesizes what if they moved into a small apartment. He of course includes Chad in this "we.
Well, I can't edit it now but it is "Jaslene B" instead of "Jaslene 18". Regardless he's still been creeping on 18/19 year olds for years, this barely legal looking girl just appeared to be one of them.
 
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The only other time he's appeared that I can think of is in the infamous Frank Hassle GoPro footage when he answered the door during the "Swatting Saga" in 2019 when the welfare check was made while Boogs was at Vidcon.
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That is one thick southern accent, hard to say if he's slow or if it's just the accent. If he is slow, I wonder if Chad was boogie''s practice dummy on how to manipulate slow individuals.

I also find Chad to be really interesting, since he seems to be the ONE thing boogie can actually shut-up about. Like I've never heard him go over how Chad "saved" him. If he was in such a bad situation that he needed saving, I would think he would be bringing up left and right whenever he needed some pity points.
 
And he's finally settled on eating himself to death.
And that's the one suicide method he's capable of actually carrying out. In fact, he's incapable of not carrying it out, eventually.
I also find Chad to be really interesting, since he seems to be the ONE thing boogie can actually shut-up about. Like I've never heard him go over how Chad "saved" him. If he was in such a bad situation that he needed saving, I would think he would be bringing up left and right whenever he needed some pity points.
Didn't Chad basically say if Booger drags him into his Internet content, he's gone? That or he actually is gone but Boogie can't admit it.
 
@Frosty Alpine Nice post! Does anyone else see Gabe Newell in Chad at all? They both have the same shape face and kinda dead eyes IMO...

@vanta pilled I'm also actually kind of surprised at how little we know about Chad, especially considering how hard it is for Boogie to keep secrets historically. At some point Chad must have really gotten it through his skull that if his anonymity were ever broken he would be goneski... The only thing that I can really imagine is that it's a set-in-stone condition of Chad's continued residency, and that Boogie detests chores/being alone enough that the threat of someday having to take over those tasks himself is enough to keep his fat yap shut.

In his 'Boogie 2988 House Tour 2023!!!' video he describes his house as 'pretty much all one floor', which got me wondering if there was any second floor to it at all (not that I can see). I'm sure this/these have probably been posted somewhere before, but I found it real interesting to see his house staged like something even remotely normal. It's not a shabby place by any means, I mean 3 full baths is ridiculous.

Something that immediately jumped out at me is their
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and previous sale price. He could very easily sell right now and still do pretty handsomely, his biggest asset has near doubled in value since he bought it 8 years ago. Imagine he had actually paid it all off too, he could have made out like an absolute BANDIT.
 
He could very easily sell right now and still do pretty handsomely, his biggest asset has near doubled in value since he bought it 8 years ago. Imagine he had actually paid it all off too, he could have made out like an absolute BANDIT.

Not to defend Boogie, but where would he go live that's cheaper than where he is now and not an absolute fucking dump? If he sells his primary place of residence, it's not like he has another house to move to, especially since he let the family home get reclaimed by nature.
 
Not to defend Boogie, but where would he go live that's cheaper than where he is now and not an absolute fucking dump? If he sells his primary place of residence, it's not like he has another house to move to, especially since he let the family home get reclaimed by nature.

I think you've unintentionally fallen into the Boogie guilt trap a bit, only without him DMing you incessantly behind the scenes.Why do you think Boogie is entitled to any particular quality of housing? People move out of nice houses into shitty apartments every single day, especially those struggling with their finances. If all he can afford is a dump then all he gets is a dump, same as literally anyone else. What makes you think the only real estate in Fayetteville are absolute dumps anyway?

If he was really in serious enough financial trouble he would immediately do what has been widely recommended already: buckle down and sell off most of his belongings, cut costs wherever possible, and find a dog friendly 1br apartment for him and Dezi/a 2br to split with a roommate (Chad if he's paying, someone else if not). It's been so widely recommended because this isn't some novel situation he's found himself in; thousands of people go through the exact same thing every single day, he isn't some unique flower here.

Boogie claims his mortage is $2200 monthly, a quick google search shows a good amount of 1/2br rental stock in the Fayetteville area around $900-1200 a month, so he could cut his monthly costs by at least a grand monthly not to mention shrinking his utility bills significantly (small apt vs 5br home). He also doesn't need to pay a manservant to upkeep a large property anymore so there's another $1500 in monthly savings according to his budget, so we're looking at savings of easily 2k+ monthly.

That's not even pointing out the decent sized nest egg he'd have in his pocket from the house sale, it's a literal no-brainer.
 
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