Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

The only reason she hates Thanksgiving is that she doesn't get to eat all the food.
Kelly doesn't hate anything except not being the centre of attention or being treated like the goddess she is. It's all performative bullshit from a narcissist who wants you to know how virtuous she is compared to all you ignorant shitlords.

If you've ever had the misfortune to spend any amount of time around a Kelly, you'd know how they can passionately proclaim themselves a die hard member of X but then hitch up their skirt and piss directly on X three seconds later. And how pointing this cognitive dissonance leads to such an epic screaming meltdown on the part of the narc that you're too afraid to ever bring it up again.
 
I don’t want to hear one negative comment about Thanksgiving or the pilgrims, or the founding fathers, or anything “problematic “ from this fat buffoon.
Why? Because she’s a complete and utter failure as a MOTHER. Clean up your own house first, literally and figuratively, before you come at anybody else, you absolute witch.
 
lol watching Kelly wring her hands about how problematic thanksgiving is and how she’s just sitting with that discomfort is hilarious. That throwaway line about how she’s inevitably disappointing people for participating is great too, the only people who would be disappointed that she spent the day sharing a nice meal with family are those white people on Twitter she talks so much about. I can’t believe progtards have to make such an obvious show of how they know they’re BAD for doing what every other American family is doing.

Hell, the area I live in is packed with Mexicans and all the families I’ve ever worked with or lived around celebrate every year just like the rest of us amerimutts.

How miserable, having to take to your social media to prostrate yourself in front of the unwashed masses in the hopes you may one day be forgiven for the sin of…appreciating your family lol.
 
Ah, the return of Kelly's "I celebrate Thanksgiving, which I know is problematic, but it's ok because I feel sooooo bad about it." Maybe I missed it, but it seems that she didn't post about it last year. Otherwise, it's an annual thing:
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Be sure to remember indigenous violence when you enjoy your holiday decor.

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Before Kelly had her own thread. Here's the whole post, she made her daughter's preschool participate in a sensory activity about indigenous people, then felt weird about it.
 
Kelly is dealing with her so-called Thanksgiving guilt by ramping up the political posting. Lots of posting about supporting small businesses, coming from the woman who regularly drags small business through the mud on social media platforms. Astounding.

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engaging with small business on social media = blasting small corporations that don't carry size XXXXXXXXL?

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Sadly, no Eyebrow Cat.
 
Kelly is dealing with her so-called Thanksgiving guilt by ramping up the political posting. Lots of posting about supporting small businesses, coming from the woman who regularly drags small business through the mud on social media platforms. Astounding.

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Sadly, no Eyebrow Cat.
Anyone who has ever lived off food pantries will know that this food pantry list is mostly bullshit. You can certainly prepare mac and cheese without butter and/or milk. Rice a Roni without oil, hamburger helper without ground beef. Salt and pepper packets are easily lifted from restaurants (when you splurge on a value menu item or drink, you load up). Pantries are rarely equipped to keep fresh meat or dairy. And I call bullshit on there usually not being bread- at least in my observation, bread is readily and abundantly donated by stores.
The list isn't all shit- feminine hygiene products are a luxury- agree. Everyone loves stovetop stuffing- fucking incorrect. But if it's what you got, you'll make do. Even without the margarine the box calls for.
This was clearly written (and reposted) by someone who's been privileged their whole life.
 
The food pantry list is pretty fucking dubious.

Yes, food banks get a disproportionate amount of pasta, and boxed mac 'n' cheese, from individual donors, and not enough feminine hygeine products.

But scolding people for donating boxes of macaroni and cheese because they require milk and butter to make, or Rice-a-Roni because it needs oil—while at the same time urging donations of Stove Top stuffing, which still calls for butter, and, preferably chicken stock—is just dumb.

Here's the thing: the vast majority of a given food bank's clients are housed. Maybe not luxuriously, or even adequately, but most do have kitchens, or at least a minifridge, microwave and/or hotplate, and thus will have things like can openers, and some basic cookware. Many of them work full-time. Many are eligible for, and receive, SNAP benefits—which means they are able to buy some food, and are using the food bank to supplement that.

Very few clients are totally dependent upon a food bank in order to stay fed, and if they are that bad off, they really need to be helped to get other forms of assistance available to them (and the better food banks in larger cities have resources available to do just that).

Homeless people often have other options available, such as soup kitchens and other outreach groups that can provide them with food (and yes, most of them own can openers).

On top of that, food banks vary considerably in the quality of their offerings. Many of them out here on the West Coast coordinate with supermarket chains, restaurants, and produce wholesalers to direct edible food that would otherwise be thrown away to food banks, so fresh produce, bread, meat, dairy, and eggs are available. Even the smallish town nearest to me has a decent selection of fresh food; it's not just dry staples and canned veg, like it used to be (and, in some places, still is).

I don't know where the food bank was where this woman Kelly's quoting allegedly talked to the clients and asked them what she should donate, but it sounds like a pretty shitty one. And if she's really that fucking concerned about food bank activism, and wants to lecture everybody else about what to donate, she really should try volunteering at one for a while. Most ask for two to four hours a week, on a six-month committment; it's a real eye-opener (in both good and bad ways); and, unless you're a special kind of asshole, you end up making friends with some really amazing people. But I doubt that's ever crossed her mind, and it sure as shit isn't on Kelly's radar.
 
But scolding people for donating boxes of macaroni and cheese because they require milk and butter to make, or Rice-a-Roni because it needs oil—while at the same time urging donations of Stove Top stuffing, which still calls for butter, and, preferably chicken stock—is just dumb.
That's what I find particularly annoying about Kelly and her ilk when they talk about donating. If they want to tell people what items are needed the most but are donated less frequently, they really shouldn't make people feel guilty if they donate "frequent" items. "Everyone donates X and Y", well bitch you should thank those people who at least make an effort to spend their money to give to those less fortunate than them, especially during these economically challenging times.
 
That's what I find particularly annoying about Kelly and her ilk when they talk about donating. If they want to tell people what items are needed the most but are donated less frequently, they really shouldn't make people feel guilty if they donate "frequent" items. "Everyone donates X and Y", well bitch you should thank those people who at least make an effort to spend their money to give to those less fortunate than them, especially during these economically challenging times.
Fuuuck you Kelly. In my much younger years I was broke, but I still gave a fuck about people worse off than I was. I donated what I could during food collections. It was always boxes of macaroni cheese or canned soup. I could not afford to donate pricey items. Trying to guilt anyone about what they are DONATING reeks of privilege and snobbery and is just gross.

Edited to add… Spaghettio’s and Beefaroni was another go to donation. I was broke and eating that shit. I surely could not give fresh produce and eggs. Does this shithead expect people to give better food than they are able to eat themselves?!?!
 
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But scolding people for donating boxes of macaroni and cheese because they require milk and butter to make, or Rice-a-Roni because it needs oil—while at the same time urging donations of Stove Top stuffing, which still calls for butter, and, preferably chicken stock—is just dumb.
I'm pretty sure that if you made Stove-Top with chicken stock, you'd shrivel up with dehydration from all the salt. Unlike macaroni and cheese, Stove-Top tastes okay when made with just water.

I don't actually disagree with her about the macaroni and cheese thing, and I've actually mentioned it here before. Just get the stuff with the packet of cheese-flavored goop instead of the packet of cheese-flavored powder. It tastes better, too.

Fuuuck you Kelly. In my much younger years I was broke, but I still gave a fuck about people worse off than I was. I donated what I could during food collections. It was always boxes of macaroni cheese or canned soup. I could not afford to donate pricey items. Trying to guilt anyone about what they are DONATING reeks of privilege and snobbery and is just gross.

Edited to add… Spaghettio’s and Beefaroni was another go to donation. I was broke and eating that shit. I surely could not give fresh produce and eggs. Does this shithead expect people to give better food than they are able to eat themselves?!?!
I mean this kindly: don't take Kelly or any of the other cows so personally. Donate what you want to donate. You're fine. If you are struggling to feed yourself, it's okay to not donate at all.

A lot of the stuff on the list, including eggs, bread, and produce, seems like it would be donated by grocery stores or restaurants rather than individuals. It's obviously proof that Kelly has never used a food bank, because anyone who has knows that local businesses often donate items that aren't shelf-stable. Most of her suggestions are kind of silly and out of touch that way.

My own suggestion for food bank donations is hot beverage mixes. Stuff like those individual packets of cocoa or cider, tea bags, and coffee grounds. It's a small luxury that makes it a tiny bit easier to get out of bed in the morning. Especially for people who work long hours, a nice cup of coffee or tea midday feels like a treat.
 
Bitching about erasure of the Israeli - (Isn’treal - sick burn!) Palestinian conflict is rich coming from a group that dropped the war in Ukraine the second a sexier, browner war popped up. Good thing all those little Ukrainian немовлят and Бабуся are safe from bombings, freezing and starvation. “THEY DID UH CEASEFIRE OVER THANKSGIVING!” Are you fucking kidding?
Even when shit is going right, they find a way to whine about it. Not a celebration of over a hundred hostages between both sides, alive and well, being returned to their families because the timing is suspicious (more like inconvenient) for these narcissists keyboard wannabe war mongers.

You know who doesn’t give a fuck about a long Thanksgiving holiday? Israel and Palestine and every other place on planet Earth besides America. You know who thinks the timing of an event that has dick to do with America is timed to a solely American holiday so the whole of America, staring like zombies into the blue glow of their television sets, will get fed Isn’treal (eyyyy!) propaganda with their sweet potatoes and stuffing? Terminally online Americans who apparently assume nobody but them are clever enough to know how this “enter-net” thingy operates.

But Biden?! If you think that guy can influence an event of this magnitude and dupe Hamas of all groups so that Biden and Benny can nyahahhaaa! in the White House as the new world Nazi-era propaganda plays, you are beyond all help and hope. Choke on a turkey bone and free up some bandwidth for actual news that is real, please.

… And uh, Kelly is fat and Jerry does not sex, hippo head or no.

Edit: fuck me, did I ever fall into her trap. Bring on all the neg ratings, clearly I need a slap back to reality. :lossmanjack:
 
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This whole list is stupid for too many reasons to get in to. The short version: speak to the people running one near you to get a real picture.
Yeah. I volunteer at my local food bank. They need money. They get deals at Aldi and can buy flats of soup, vegetables, mac and cheese, pasta, tuna, canned chicken, cereal and more. They get bread donations from the local Kroger (it's their day old stuff from the bakery).
 
Yeah. I volunteer at my local food bank. They need money. They get deals at Aldi and can buy flats of soup, vegetables, mac and cheese, pasta, tuna, canned chicken, cereal and more. They get bread donations from the local Kroger (it's their day old stuff from the bakery).
I bet the faggot who posted didn't even show up when it opened. And therefore neither did the people whining.
 
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