Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[a hapless toad]

One regular can of chunk light tuna in water is 5 ounces, which is one serving after draining (slightly less than 4 ounces total). Granted I don't know what size can of tuna she's using or what type (5oz vs 12oz, albacore vs skipjack, oil vs water packed, etc.) but I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in this instance. (Note: the USDA says healthy adults can safely eat 8-12 ounces of skipjack tuna a week without worrying about mercury - albacore amounts are somewhat less because they contain more mercury.)



In my opinion the bigger issue at hand is the "box of pasta" she ate with the four servings of canned tuna (not even going to touch on the ricotta or whatever else she added to it).

A box of pasta is generally 16 ounces/8 servings.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Fortunately, eyebrow kitty's eyebrows are a naturally adorable feature and are consistent in photos:

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[Meowzers]

Kelly provides more Eyebrow Kitty!

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Eyebrow Kitty is very SFW and doesn't have to go under spoilers. Good kitty.

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Spoiler: Kelly's tuna (via Instagram stories)

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Spoiler: Christmas trees

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Spoiler: Twitter

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Spoiler: other Instagram story content

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i gotta say guys, i'm a big fan of eyebrow cat. i am not a fan of imagining what Kelly smells like after four cans of tuna. fingers crossed it was a meal for the family and she wasn't hogging down four goddamn cans of tuna all by herself

 

[Free the Pedos]

She bitches about white people and then makes 50 lbs of tuna noodle casserole. Poetry.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Kelly also spends so much money on crap for herself over communal family things. It annoys me.

She bitches about white people and then makes 50 lbs of tuna noodle casserole. Poetry.

And here that makes the cream of mushroom with celery and frozen peas and potato chips to be positively spicy.

Although certainly part of the diet of individuals with extremely metropolitan and sophisticated taste.

 

[keytar]

Eyebrow cat is so cute. The perfect counterpoint to everything that makes me grossed out and/or MATI about Kelly

 

[sperginity]

i got caught up on this thread very recently after not looking at for like a year, and I am truly amazed with how little social media space her kid almost dying took up. ditto for a permanent condition like type one diabetes. even though kelly is clearly abnormal in how little she cares about her kid, you would think she would see more opportunity for garnering pity from strangers.

when that kid grows up it is going to be very helpful to see how quickly her mom went from "she is in the PICU!" to smug-selfies and complaining about the size of the bathrooms at the hospital. most people with shitty parents have to piece it together over a period of years through memories and asking other people.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[Narwhal]

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Oh who gives a shit Kelly, we all know you don't need any excuse to stuff yourself stupid with crap.

Just eat your turkey and be goddamn thankful that you're American because I can assure you that you would never survive any other country. You probably wouldn't even survive stepping outside your huwhite privileged town for fucks sake.

P.s. happy Thanksgiving frens! Hope you are having a good one!

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Jesus christ. Cooking a big meal for your family on the fourth Thursday of November is celebrating Thanksgiving if you live in the US. What does she think "celebrating" it means? Does she think other people are all sitting around their tables talking about how much they hate Native Americans and praying to pilgrims? The only people who would be "disappointed" that she's acting like such a huge baby are her kids and the people who feel bad that her kids can't just have a normal life.

Poor Kelly, she's just so tired, she doesn't have the spoons to bother even considering being thankful for her many, many blessings. If she really gave a shit, she'd go serve meals to the homeless or whatever. But no, wants all the woke credit but with none of the sacrifice. She just wants to have her cake and eat (a lot of) it, too.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Holy shitbuckets, Kelly, you foul and despicable turbotard. Just because your SoJus senses tingle because of TEH TERRBULL HISTRY and whatever doesn't mean you have to be such a damned curmudgeon about sitting at the table with a large meal, a bunch of friends and family, and expressing thanks that you've had a good year, the opportunity to gather, and all of you present are alive and well enough to gather and enjoy each other's company. It's a time to give thanks for the plenties of the harvest and the welfare of all gathered before the hard times of winter hit, not a time to reflect on natives and pilgrims and whatever other bullshit you wanna tether to the day.

Thanks. Giving. A time to Give Thanks.

Must say, I think I'd be as tired as Kelly looks at all times as well, if I were so filled with hate and grief that I couldn't find a semblance of joy in gathering with friends and family and enjoying a good meal. It must be exhausting to find negativity in every little fucking thing in life rather than just turning on the 'happy (insert holiday here), everyone!' glee and enjoying yourself and the spirit of said holiday.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Kelly sucks the joy out of everything. Has she ever posted that she had a good day or was happy about anything? I'm guessing no.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[stupid frog]

OK cool. Someone let Kelly know that she will never escape being a "birthing person" and that's the only thing she's done with her life (with arguably poor results).

 

[Terffals]

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And why have we decided that THESE sounds mean THESE things and not the opposite things? Dumbkopf, language evolves the way it does for reasons.

 

[Narwhal]

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It's all made up wordss but if you call a tranny the wrong pronoun you're a genocidal bitch. Lol, lmao even.

 

[Breadbear]

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So cooking and eating a special meal with your family isn't celebrating Thanksgiving...
That discomfort she's feeling? That's cognitive dissonance. That's her lizard brain realizing she's being a massive bitch for no particular reason.
Also lol fat

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

And why have we decided that THESE sounds mean THESE things and not the opposite things? Dumbkopf, language evolves the way it does for reasons.

Look, just because societal norms and traditions arose out of 10,000+ years of civilization doesn’t mean shit. It’s the new words and sounds that troons created for themselves 3 years ago that count.
Educate yourself!

 

[Haram Habibi]

The only reason she hates Thanksgiving is that she doesn't get to eat all the food.

The indignity of having to share the pie/turkey/mashed potatoes with someone else is just too much. Turkeys only have 2 drumsticks, you know. If two other people get them before she does....it's not good for her mental health.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The only reason she hates Thanksgiving is that she doesn't get to eat all the food.

Personally, I think her hatred of Thanksgiving is entirely progtard performative bullshit. If she genuinely hated the holiday, she'd scold everybody else in her household for wanting to celebrate it, and refuse to cook them a big meal.

Now, she may be bitter at having to do all the cooking, and most, if not all, of the cleanup—but keep in mind that she is the one who agreed to do it, instead of sighing and moaning about her Long Covid to get out of cooking duty. So Kelly got to determine how much food she would prepare, and what kind, and how it would be cooked to appeal to her own tastes.

Thanksgiving's also a day when you're not only allowed to indulge, but expected to, and you know Kelly can get behind that. Kelly doesn't do anything for others unless she's absolutely forced to, so the idea that she had to cook because her family expected it is just bullshit. Kelly wanted to stuff her face, so it happened.

I do wonder how many units of insulin she ended up pounding, in the wake of all of it. And I wonder how Hazel's type 1 was accommodated, as Kelly planned and prepared the feast she wanted.