🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[joker jimmy]

Now that auditions are open, would you all go on the show if you had the chance? Why or why not?

i'd rather not have every single thing i've ever posted on the internet analyzed by total freaks

 

[imdrivingacar]

i'd rather not have every single thing i've ever posted on the internet analyzed by total freaks

I was under the impression that they were only able to find stuff under their real names/information they provided. That's scary.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

i'd rather not have every single thing i've ever posted on the internet analyzed by total freaks

To even entertain the idea of safely going on the show you would literally have to purge every presence you have online, come up with a good fake name and back story, never mention anything about your personal life on the show, then hope to God nobody that knew of you before going on the show mentions they know you in online spheres for clout. Even if you somehow perfectly burn any evidence of your past life on the internet it's still a fifty fifty toss up that a buddy you had in high school talks about how he knows the dude from FT.

If you are found out job opportunities could be difficult, as the show isn't exactly progressive in content. In a way you have to be a special kind of stupid to risk all of that dirty laundry being discovered for a low cash prize and internet clout. Might as well sell your soul for a nickel while you're at it lol. Not that I'm complaining, as this desperation tends to bring out the funniest contestants.

 

[Public Disrespector]

To even entertain the idea of safely going on the show you would literally have to purge every presence you have online, come up with a good fake name and back story, never mention anything about your personal life on the show, then hope to God nobody that knew of you before going on the show mentions they know you in online spheres for clout. Even if you somehow perfectly burn any evidence of your past life on the internet it's still a fifty fifty toss up that a buddy you had in high school talks about how he knows the dude from FT.

If you are found out job opportunities could be difficult, as the show isn't exactly progressive in content. In a way you have to be a special kind of stupid to risk all of that dirty laundry being discovered for a low cash prize and internet clout. Might as well sell your soul for a nickel while you're at it lol. Not that I'm complaining, as this desperation tends to bring out the funniest contestants.

I have a job that would nearly take an act of God for me to lose, and even I would not threaten my employment by trying to go on FT no matter how funny I thought I could be.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Despite being Sam Hyde's top wigger and helping run their ethereum and nft schemes, this broke fuck doesn't have $10 to spend on McDonalds because "his card got lost." This kind of shit should be below anyone making an honest buck.

Broke nigga behavior. I like Hyde's content but it is very clear Sam gets the lion's share of everything that they make and his car habit is all his trust fund.

I wonder what the people who collectively invested over a million dollars into Fishtank, some of whom might actually be hopeful for some sort of financial return, think about the cofounder typing the words "Today I asked my followers to send me $10 on cashapp so I could order McDonald's for thanksgiving".

Honestly the audacity of it is kind of impressive.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Josie was having a salmonella filled cooking disaster stream on the Rez.

 

[Thillo Thon]

chris is fucking dead guys holy shit


but for real, what a disaster. I can't understand how they've dropped the ball this hard, given all the time and resources they had.
That being said, i guess this is the right call. Jet already said that episode 8 was going to be shit, so releasing it as it is would have been kinda insulting. Not that the paypigs would have cared about being disrespected like that, but hey, at least someone on board has SOME degree of integrity.

 

[imdrivingacar]

What are the chances the casting call was a gaslight and they're going to be using the people who auditioned for something else? I'm not sure what for, though.

 

[joker jimmy]

chris is fucking dead guys holy shit

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but for real, what a disaster. I can't understand how they've dropped the ball this hard, given all the time and resources they had.
That being said, i guess this is the right call. Jet already said that episode 8 was going to be shit, so releasing it as it is would have been kinda insulting. Not that the paypigs would have cared about being disrespected like that, but hey, at least someone on board has SOME degree of integrity.

total jet neptune death now

 

[Halloween23]

Obscure-cow CasketKing00 has thrown his hat into the ring. It's hilarious how many cows have seen fishtank and somehow decided they want to be a part of it.

 

[imdrivingacar]

If you are found out job opportunities could be difficult, as the show isn't exactly progressive in content. In a way you have to be a special kind of stupid to risk all of that dirty laundry being discovered for a low cash prize and internet clout. Might as well sell your soul for a nickel while you're at it lol. Not that I'm complaining, as this desperation tends to bring out the funniest contestants.

Imagine the people who haven't heard of the show thinking they're having their big break only to have their entire career ruined in the end.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Josie was having a salmonella filled cooking disaster stream on the Rez.

Who did it better less terrible?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

 

[Punitive Castration]

yeah

Spoiler: video description

Love In Its Purest Form (2023) is the debut album by Seattle musician Vance Latta. Featuring an underlying Synthpop sound with various other genres being blended in, such as Darkwave, Alternative Rock, Post-Punk, Metal and Dance-Pop. The album explores the tendencies and tumultuousness of human nature, with each song containing a different theme that encompasses humanity. Highlighting the ugliness, the harsh realities, the strength of the mind, the moments that make life worth living, and the highest form of natural beauty: Love.

Raining In The House (Aggravation and Quarrel)
Ravening (Anger and Violence)
Joyride (Freedom and Escapism)
Hearts Provide (Longing and Self-Actualization)
Mysterious Places (Darkness and Dependency)
Purple Nights (Nostalgia and Glorification)
This Must Be Heaven (Infatuation and Bliss)
Tears (Clarity and Realization)
The Ether (Fear and Inevitability)
Gin (Regret and Rectification)

Written and recorded by Vance Latta between 2021 and 2023, with additional drum contributions by Kaden Latta. Mixed and mastered by Kevin Carafa.

I also skimmed some of the Jon-Vance interview (it seems unfair to say Jon interviews Vance because Jon just seems to let people interview him or else tries to teach them things that aren't true.)
Vance says after fishtank he was approached by some guys who are making a sketch comedy show for TV and had him act in a few of the sketches. The show is currently not fully funded but by the end he expects to have written a few of the sketches they use.
On the topic of inspiration, Vance says people tell him he's ripping off Sam and he's just trying to find his own comedic voice.
Jon says he did a prank call from inside a Walmart so he could watch the employees run around. He also tells Vance he can do voice acting for Tiktok, then tries it and it's just him using a falsetto.
Jon says he keeps getting approached by scammers and Vance says he's even been approached by people trying to reach Jon in order to do a scam.
Vance says he gets sleep paralysis a few times a month and that he has to scream so his girlfriend can shake him out of it.
Jon finishes the session saying he didn't record it and Vance believes him for exactly one second.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Now that auditions are open, would you all go on the show if you had the chance? Why or why not?

You nuts? I got a life, with those things called responsibilities.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Man how did this thread go from a good place to talk about Fishtank to whining about Jet nonstop? Someone should make him a thread already so all that crap can go in a containment thread.

he's the producer, meaning its literally his kid. if you ever followed any cbs reality shows they shittalk the producers and hosts just as much and for good reason, they're the ones that keep this shit going and handle casting and decide what changes to make. its different when its a long running show but literally the right producer can make a shit season a good season and vice versa. they have to know when to roll with the punches or change shit up depending on the circumstances. Then there's shit like casting and the seasonal gimmicks to take into account and always what to feature in a season's storylines.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Three years from now Jon is STILL going to be seething over Letty.

 

[laoyang]

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Three years from now Jon is STILL going to be seething over Letty.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what Letty even did on the show that's burning Jon's ass like this.

 

[Blackstar]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what Letty even did on the show that's burning Jon's ass like this.

After he was kicked off, Twitter filled his head with the idea that Letty was this evil succubus whore trying to seduce him, since Jon's a retard, he now perceives her that way even half a year after the show ended.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what Letty even did on the show that's burning Jon's ass like this.

In retrospect she didn't even put half the moves on Jon as Simmons did.
They're also traps made for each other: Letty likes a nice retard she can guide, correct, and use, and in her head it would just take a week of gentle listening and explanation to get him off of Tate and onto more wholesome shit. Jon likes a submissive girl who will please him, and in his head Letty was drawn to his masculinity and naturally stepped into his shadow because she was attracted to him. What Letty came to find out is that Jon is a retard who is too stubborn to be guided, and Jon found that Letty learned how he likes to be scratched just to use him.

If they ever had sex it would be the hatefuck of the century. If they were ever married one of them would be killed in mutual combat and I couldn't say for sure who.

Still, I'd think he would get over it by now. He really must never have had a relationship with a girl get any further than this if he's still thinking about it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Letty did nothing bad to Jon really he just dogpiled on her like every other person did when she was being portrayed as the devil of the show but because he's a retard he doesn't understand it was a bit for the show and actually thinks she's an evil whore.