Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Early 2000s]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.

Jacks meat claw looks terrible.

I think this may be the most swollen and purple it has ever looked on his channel.

I wonder if there's any feeling at all left in it. If so, it must be so painful with all that pooled up, stagnant blood and lymph fluid.

I wonder how badly infected a wound would get if he were to accidently nick himself on that arm. Amputation arc soon?

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack wearing his cap on backwards still makes me MATI after all these years.

 

[Guntanator]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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I would not recommend climbing into some weird gimpy faggots attic.

 

[Whaler]

Amazon delivery drivers are on such a tight schedule that they don't have time to "rest". Especially not when they have to climb to the roof into the room made out of used smokers.

Listen man, when the Wendigo craves human flesh, you give it human flesh.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Jack wearing his cap on backwards still makes me MATI after all these years.

It makes him look like Fatrick. I’m still on the fence about which of them is more narcissistic.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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I do not believe for a second Jack can reach that attic at all, so the question is who is doing the building, as sure as hell it's not the fat man. Poor Jr has to refurbish some moldy attic to have Jesus statues and what not.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

It makes him look like Fatrick. I’m still on the fence about which of them is more narcissistic.

No, stalker child, my recipes are excellent, a testament to my many years as a respected chef. It is  you who is lacking in taste. Enjoy prison!

 

[xerxes]

Jacks meat claw looks terrible.

I think this may be the most swollen and purple it has ever looked on his channel.

I wonder if there's any feeling at all left in it. If so, it must be so painful with all that pooled up, stagnant blood and lymph fluid.

I wonder how badly infected a wound would get if he were to accidently nick himself on that arm. Amputation arc soon?

America has some true medical marvels when they keep this guy and boogie2988 alive (the latter having dark purple lower legs). I just wonder which one will snuff it first.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Can't Jack tell Jr to lay off talking shit to nine year olds in Call of Duty for five minutes? I thought that voice chat was dead anyway because the kids are scared of getting banned for saying the nigger word.

He’s yelling at Brianna.

That’s how he “practices” being a man.

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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He’s waking up to how the J’s have made a mockery of the birth of Christ the savior. But in a way that only a 4x stroke brain can do.

I’m guessing that he’s ANGY about his perceived lack of “deals” on America’s biggest shopping day. And is lashing out a little bit at the corporate driven consooooomer excess that he otherwise would be fully immersed in. He had earlier bitched about the “deals” retailers were having.

He’s also doing the “so….we’re building a house……” flex.

If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

I don’t think that the prosperity mega mall churches have gone there yet. But it wouldn’t surprise me. It also wouldn’t surprise me to see them go to the other extremes and have a baby Santa in the manger in a nativity scene. The prosperity churches are so bamboozled by J corruption that they don’t know which way is up as long as the smoke machine and strobes are running when the frosted tip hair youth pastor comes out on stage to ask for money and speak in tounges during pastor sneakerhead’s encore snake handling act.

America has some true medical marvels when they keep this guy and boogie2988 alive (the latter having dark purple lower legs). I just wonder which one will snuff it first.

Jack for sure. He won’t see 2025. The fat fuck is negative and hostile about everything, and he is eating worse than he was before the last stroke. He’s a single medical event away from his forever box. My guess is that it will be a blood infection.

I wish Jack was in Better health because he’s such a good cow to milk. I found Jack only fairly recently, And the Jack detractor “Boys Club” is a riot. I would love to make fun of him for a few more years. Any normal person would have hung it up by now. But this fat asshole is filming his rapid decline for everyone to see. That’s what I’m thankful for this thanksgiving. An example of what NOT to act like.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

Maybe Tammy will take him up there to tend the rabbits "meet Jesus".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe Tammy will take him up there to tend the rabbits "meet Jesus".

Well he and Lennie are about the same when it comes to brain power.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He won’t see 2025. The fat fuck is negative and hostile about everything, and he is eating worse than he was before the last stroke. He’s a single medical event away from his forever box. My guess is that it will be a blood infection.

We need a new thread poll, about Jack's cause death (or survival for another 10 years).

 

[30+GameOvers]

Since Kit-Kats have been brought up, is there a reason why Japan is so obsessed with these? You would think all these flavors would be available in the house of the hamburger instead, come to think of it Japan also has many, many flavors of Cheetos as well when Americans are limited to only 3. What's going on here?

We need a new thread poll, about Jack's cause death (or survival for another 10 years).

What's the likelyhood of yet another stroke? I kind of want him to keep getting those and everyone of them making him even more disabled than before. You just know he wouldn't call it quits, if he was bedridden and lost faculty of all his limbs he would still make Tammy wheel him around in a wheelchair and manually shovel food into his mouth, complete with making him chew.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Since Kit-Kats have been brought up, is there a reason why Japan is so obsessed with these? You would think all these flavors would be available in the house of the hamburger instead, come to think of it Japan also has many, many flavors of Cheetos as well when Americans are limited to only 3. What's going on here?

Asians love puns.

Marketing for Kit Kats in Japan is believed to have benefited from the coincidental false cognate with "Kitto Katsu", a phrase meaning "You will surely win" in Japanese.[2] Some market research has shown that the brand is strongly correlated to good luck charms, particularly among students ahead of exams.[2][11][12] Kit Kat's "Lucky Charm" advertising campaign in Japan won the Asian Brand Marketing Effectiveness Award in 2005.[13]

If you buy the real Japanese flavors in snack size, they have blank spaces on the back to write a note on and put them in your kid's lunch box. Some US brands of snacks started doing that, too; I saw some snack-sized Rice Krispy Treats with blank "message spaces" recently.

What's the likelyhood of yet another stroke? I kind of want him to keep getting those and everyone of them making him even more disabled than before. You just know he wouldn't call it quits, if he was bedridden and lost faculty of all his limbs he would still make Tammy wheel him around in a wheelchair and manually shovel food into his mouth, complete with making him chew.

For as much as he overshares, Jack is kind of cagey about his medical situation--although perhaps Occam's Razor is him being stupid and egotistical, thus bad at listening and repeating back information.

Jack claimed one of his strokes was due to caffeine intake; unclear if he truly believes that or if the real cause has been worked up, and if he's compliant with medication. If he's just on a direct oral anticoagulant, that could be as simple as Tammy pilling him twice a day, no mental involvement from Jack at all.

 

[Andoxico]

The Wendigo is taking Jack's brother alone into the woods. Poor man has no idea what's in store for him.

 

[Tiresome]

Since Kit-Kats have been brought up, is there a reason why Japan is so obsessed with these?

Hell, I wonder why there are fifty thousand varieties of Oreo in the US.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The Wendigo is taking Jack's brother alone into the woods. Poor man has no idea what's in store for him.

Now is your chance, Charles. Old Yeller him.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

The Wendigo is taking Jack's brother alone into the woods. Poor man has no idea what's in store for him.
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Didn’t he say in the last live show that he was going to stay in the truck while Charles was hunting?

Either that or the Wendigo lies.

 

[ZipDisk]

Taking someone with throat damage out in the cold seems about as deliberate as loading a rifle.