Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

imagine being the twitter employee who gets to manually review this ban on appeal

We need to find out who to bribe to leave him shadow banned with the reason that he legitimately looks like a bot account.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I had a suspicion and I must say my expectations were subverted.

Fatrick's congressperson, an older black lady named Gwendolyn Moore, was NOT one of the Democrats that put her name on the demand for Xitter to censor people more.

How can Fatty Pat possibly stand for this?

 

[LGHDR+]

How can Fatty Pat possibly stand

The more pressing root question.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

It's a shame the SWAT is probably real considering Torswats is around again. He's a faggot that gave Fat some reasonable fuel. Not 44 of them, but maybe a few including possibly the first.
And remind me, is the first one the DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA one? He talks about multiple prior encounters (including the pepperoni and Hooli fire) but if memory serves he was allegedly in the empty half of the hovel expecting them to bust into 2611 and people speculate he called it in.

regardless let's say that sure this one is real: he immediately fucking squanders/complicates it for extra sympathy by saying his parents got SWATTed again when as far as I'm aware there still isn't a known current address for them out there.

 

[KingOfGains]

Fuck I'm not going through 100+ pages where I left off when so much shit is going down atm. The fuck keeps happening when I'm away from this place for a few? Also, Pat is a fat faggot and self swats himself.

All right. Time to catch up on the last ten pages.

 

[Polentic]

Shadowstalker! You have contacted me for the last time! I will be shadowbanning you in prison stalker child!

 

[Creative Username]

Shadowstalker!

Fatrick (fat) schizo arc?

Edit: I forgot to mention that he is, in fact, fat.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I bet Patrick would have avoided the shadowban if he paid Elon $8 for a checkmark.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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You didn’t create this and should have credited @Spunt when you posted it for sticker points.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Fuck I'm not going through 100+ pages where I left off when so much shit is going down atm. The fuck keeps happening when I'm away from this place for a few? Also, Pat is a fat faggot and self swats himself.

All right. Time to catch up on the last ten pages.

Not a whole lot actually. Pat is being his usual self. We've been in a lull for some time. Just waiting for the second, better debt to be domesticated.

 

['Ole Dente]

I don’t really know a lot about Pat. I just know three things:

1. He calls everyone stalker and child.

2. The police thinks he makes pepperoni out of nigger babies in his basement, which is bafflingly retarded and hilarious.

3. If there’s ever a situation where he needs to make a decision, it seems like he just picks the worst one possible and pretends it was always the most sound decision he could’ve made.

Pat, I hope someone sends what i’ve written to you. As an experiment, the next time you make any decision, make the opposite of what your brain is telling you to do. Just humor me, it might help. It helps for me, I’m a fucking idiot too and now I run the company.

You’re a rotund guy, Pat. You’re already playing the game with less than a full hand, don’t make it worse for yourself by being purposefully retarded too. Or don’t do that, either way I’ll feel good about it.

 

[Creative Username]

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You forgot "4. Fat". Also he won't learn, ever. He can't let the idiot win.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You forgot "4. Fat". Also he won't learn, ever. He can't let the idiot win.

Which means he will continue to eat and expand his size until he becomes the size of a moon

 

[Creative Username]

Which means he will continue to eat and expand his size until he becomes the size of a moon

Why would he stop at moon-sized? We WILL get Pat Planet.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Why would he stop at moon-sized? We WILL get Pat Planet.

No stalker child, I will not reach planet size. You clearly are out of your depth with knowing the amount of black children I can convert into pepperoni. Wait for the knock

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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The tightness of the sweater in that picture makes it look like Pat is, appropriately enough, wearing a beer cozy.

 

[Creative Username]

No stalker child, I will not reach planet size. You clearly are out of your depth with knowing the amount of black children I can convert into pepperoni. Wait for the knock

Fatrick Blackholelinson

The tightness of the sweater in that picture makes it look like Pat is, appropriately enough, wearing a beer cozy.

It also makes him look fat, but he can look fat in any clothing.

 

[grey area]

Pat is likely spending his weekend drinking shitty beer and pleading with X support.

Enjoy cyberprison, stalker.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Elon is trying to help Putin by taking away strategic advice from Ukraine and hurt Biden by taking away a key source of patriotic conservative support. The stakes of correcting every atalker and telling them to "enjoy prison" have never been higher.

Earlier I was playing Titanfall 2 which has this AI enemy (https://titanfall.fandom.com/wiki/Stalker) and although I was shooting them I still told them to "enjoy prison" to do my part.