"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

im sure people have suggested this before but null should do call ins like ghosts radio graffiti would be funny
This used to be something Null did back in the early days of MATI and it was a shitshow, with some of those episodes being a real pain to listen to. Unless you have someone to help screen callers, it would be like making super chats nothing but the megumin council or the farting pizza dragon, but with retarded audio to match. You just get faggy tryhards that aren't funny, and extend the stream to painful amounts. If this had to make a return, I think a voicemail segment would be better, like what Juju used to do, so Joah could only include funny ones or ones that showed merit.
 
This used to be something Null did back in the early days of MATI and it was a shitshow, with some of those episodes being a real pain to listen to. Unless you have someone to help screen callers, it would be like making super chats nothing but the megumin council or the farting pizza dragon, but with retarded audio to match. You just get faggy tryhards that aren't funny, and extend the stream to painful amounts. If this had to make a return, I think a voicemail segment would be better, like what Juju used to do, so Joah could only include funny ones or ones that showed merit.
the callers were funny atleast the couch cuck one was @Dyn and iron liz calling in was funny
 
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Reddit segment plus Florida pilled post. This is the only kind of harassing strangers for fun that's based.
 
I live in a tiny town in Florida not far from where you grew up, Josh. I'm not one to defend our country's culinary predilections often but this is my cheese selection here and everywhere in every publix I've ever been to. I'll not have you slandering the availability of dairy in our great state.
Some of the available cheeses:
  • Gruyere
  • Fontal
  • Feta
  • Chevre
  • Wensleydale
  • Brie
  • Mozzarella (including Burrata, Bocconcini)
  • Gouda
  • Havarti
  • Jarlsberg
  • Gorgonzola
  • Jack (a type of cheddar, I think)
  • Boursin
  • Fontina
  • Several Bleus
  • Parmesean
  • Asiago
  • Romano
  • Cotija
  • Manchego
  • Camembert
  • Raclette
I'll compare this to any euro-trash petrol station any day.

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Dude, how can Josh tolerate Technology Connection? His effeminate, gay autist voice is intolerable. I can't listen to him for more than a minute or two.
Hey, you're able to listen to Josh. TC's not that much worse.
often times mispronunciation of words when they're still utilized in their proper context is a sign not of speech impediments but rather a tendency to read more. I've met many people who did not have any difficulty talking my ear off but they'd butcher words left and right phonetically but not contextually. My guess is that Null just reads the words somewhere, is able to identify the purpose and use of the word, but has no idea how to say it and because English is jank when it comes to pronunciation due to so many words being borrowed from other languages he just says what he thinks it is.
Living overseas where you're not regularly hearing English would also contribute, I'd imagine. If he's not looking up pronunciation guides he's very likely to just never hear what more obscure English words sound like until people start clowning on him for messing it up.
Saw this on Xitter and thought of you, Errverlord


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Man just knows what his favorite is gotta respect it
 
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I live in a tiny town in Florida not far from where you grew up, Josh. I'm not one to defend our country's culinary predilections often but this is my cheese selection here and everywhere in every publix I've ever been to. I'll not have you slandering the availability of dairy in our great state.
Some of the available cheeses:
  • Gruyere
  • Fontal
  • Feta
  • Chevre
  • Wensleydale
  • Brie
  • Mozzarella (including Burrata, Bocconcini)
  • Gouda
  • Havarti
  • Jarlsberg
  • Gorgonzola
  • Jack (a type of cheddar, I think)
  • Boursin
  • Fontina
  • Several Bleus
  • Parmesean
  • Asiago
  • Romano
  • Cotija
  • Manchego
  • Camembert
  • Raclette
I'll compare this to any euro-trash petrol station any day.

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Ahhbut you forget that Null never went inside a publix because hus meth whore momma didnt make enough to shop anywhere but wally world. As an aside, I think I've finally cracked the slobbermutt psychology. You see, having been raised by a BPD single mother with no role male models, and being an overweight manlet, discovering that his father Patrick Tomlinson is his biological father, coupled with his many years of staring into the lolcpw abyss has finally driven him over the edge, forcing him to create a new identity as a way to disassociate from the trauma. In order to become the very opposite of the poor white trash he was raised as, and his forbears are, he locked on to a identity. An identity which hates the english, thinks cheese is a religon, intentionally and agressively mispronounces basic english, and hides its inferiority behind a nihilistic sense of humor. To wit, Jersh has become French.
 
This might be worth mentioning in the tranny segment, some good ol' fashinoned MtF-on-M-crime. In one of the richest countries in the world.
Norwegian tranny kills 22-year old man (link to VG.no) (archive)

Man (22) killed in Porsgrunn: - Sweet, kind and nice
PORSGRUNN (VG) An 18-year-old woman was arrested on Monday night and charged with the murder.

- There has been a relationship between the two over some time, says police inspector Odd Skei Kostveit to VG.

The police were notified of the incident shortly after midnight.

Kostveit confirms to VG that there have been witnesses to the incident, but he does not want to comment on whether there have been more people present in the apartment than the accused and the deceased.

The parents of the deceased have been notified.

- I have only had initial contact with the survivors, who of course are having a very hard time now, says lawyer Hanne Wold Johansen at Elden Advokatfirma.

- The survivors naturally have many unanswered questions now, and look forward to the investigation providing as many answers as possible, she continues.

VG is aware that the deceased was previously a board member of a local political team.

- I knew him. I can't say anything other than that he was a kind, decent and pleasant person. He has made a good effort for us, says the chairman of the local team.

VG has chosen to anonymize both the party and the chairman out of consideration for the deceased - who has not been active in the local team for the past two years.

The accused 18-year-old will be produced for remand later on Monday and has already agreed to two weeks' imprisonment with a ban on letters, visits and the media. The accused was initially described as a man, but identifies herself as a woman, according to the police.

Kripos is assisting the further investigation.

Defense attorney Heidi Ysen informs VG that she is traveling and has only had a short conversation with the accused on the phone on Monday morning.

- I do not want to comment on the matter further until we have met physically and talked about the matter in more detail. But I can say that we have agreed to remand for two weeks, and that this is going on like office business, says Ysen.

- How does she respond to the charge?

- I don't want to comment on that, we have to wait for a formal questioning, she says.

The police stated on Monday morning that they were in contact with the accused and the victim earlier in the evening in connection with a minor disagreement.

- There was nothing in that dialogue with the police that would indicate that this was of a serious nature, the police write in a press release.

Police Inspector Kostveit tells VG that the first contact with them was by phone at around 10 p.m., and that it did not trigger any operational measures.

- Was it a misjudgment?

- I cannot comment on that now. We will have to see that eventually, answers Kostveit.

Later the murder alarm went off.

- We received a message about what initially looked like a bodily injury. We responded and a man was sent to hospital. A little later we get a message from the hospital that the man's life was not saved, says police inspector Magnar Pedersen to NTB.

According to the police, none of the people involved is registered at the address.

Moved in on Friday
The homeowner tells VG that the two involved moved into the apartment on Friday. The homeowner inherited the apartment earlier this year.

- We have not been able to sell the apartment. Then we found out that we should rent them out. They moved in on Friday, says the landlord about those who lived there.

The homeowner is abroad - and found out about what had happened through the media.

- It's awful. It is unthinkable. They seemed so happy. We only had a good impression of them, she says of the tenants.

- This is very sad and our thoughts go out to the relatives. I have confidence that the police will handle this in a good way and the municipality will set up a crisis team for those affected, says Mayor Janicke Andreassen in Porsgrunn to VG.

A neighbor tells VG that he heard shouts and screams from an apartment in the area before the police arrived.

- I also heard something that sounded like a shot. The police arrived shortly afterwards, and they cordoned off the entire area, he says.

The police say in a press release that they have control of what they assume is the murder object, and that this is not a firearm.

The arrest itself took place at 00:30, according to the police, who worked at the scene until Monday night and, among other things, set up several roadblocks.

- We are quite clear about what has happened, but for the sake of the investigation we do not want to say anything about it, says police inspector Pedersen to VG.

The deceased will be autopsied.

- We have technicians on site, and carry out inquiries and question any witnesses and people in the circle, Odd Skei Kostveit tells VG.

The accused will be produced for psychiatric observation on Monday.

- It is a precedent

"The accused was initially described as a man, but identifies herself as a woman, according to the police."
 
I really can't keep my mouth shut about the Fool's Sip from the latest MATI.
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When the untouchable brown caste lady takes a nervous sip while her presentation is floundering, Joah correctly points it out, but did you know that there is an official term for this phenomenon?
The sip in this video happens when a sneakerhead gets deliberately shown fake sneakers and swears up and down that they are authentic. The guy then tries to take a sip from an empty cup through a facemask.

Mike from Redbar is a good friend of Sven Stoffels and has had him on the show a bunch of time (flying all the way from The Netherlands) as well as make animations for him. Mike's kind of got a patent on the term, but I don't see any harm in proliferating it a little bit when it's clearly so spot-on in all situations. The Fool's Sip happens when you get that hot feeling of embarrassment, and my guess is that you instinctively reach for a drink to cool down and also get a break from the pressure.
 
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