DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Negative Toxic Loser]

With Mike clum (the one who made the latest Boogie documentary) becoming an Ultra member of Phil's channel you think he is doing some "behind da scenes" talks to make a possible live documentary about Phil? We all know that money is the easiest way to get in Phil's good graces though I highly doubt Phil would agree to it. We have seen with the sidescrollers that pignosis doesn't work on "normies" and I doubt Mike would let himself bullshit by Phil. Plus if he would do filimng at Phil's condo Phil would
a) have to sanitize his condo and I mean SANITIZE
b) be very open about his expenses which I would call "Lol, lmao even"

I bet this will lead to nowhere but perhaps gives Mike some insight into a cult mind

Mike Clum could easily get Dave to do a documentary, just "fall" for the pignosis and stroke his ego. Mike doesn't even have to "break" the pignosis per se, just do a straight documentary following Dave's day-to-day. See the stream from "behind-da-scenes", see the Toyota suspension collapse when his fat fucking wife and her 26lbs of make up sit in the passenger seat, just soak up all the pignosis and put it on screen. The real content would come from the aftermath, the Sidescrollers but on a larger scale.

Though I do think the only way Mike Clum gets that done is to have never released the Boogie doc and started with Dave.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

“If one day you want to have an open conversation I guess we’ll have it” This fucking faggot. How can you have an open anything with this guy when he builds so many walls around him? You can’t even reply to this guy on Twitter. You have to subscribe, wait 24 hours, then post it in chat and @ mention him, or attach it to a super chat. And even if you do all that nonsense you have to get it through that thick fucking balding head of his.

And you better hope you don't have a SINGLE typo, or that the message isn't too long winded. And after all that he might STILL give a quick, unfunny, sarcastic reply depending on his mood (or the number of tips)

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Who gives a shit if he blames detractors, he does that with everything. Personally I'd love some crisp(y) pics of the momwife.

At this point why bother with worrying about him being a victim of trolling.

Look at Ethan Ralph, I’m not advocating violence, but it was funny when people were dropping off ears of corn at his front door. It would be just as funny to see bails of hay dropped of at DSPs, even funnier of it was door dashed.

I'm not going to lie, the idea of someone putting out a bounty on a good Fat Kat pic is hilarious. Just the thought of a horde of the dentest of detractors swarming Renton like private investigators is fucking hilarious, especially because it would make Phil super fucking paranoid.

I just want to see some autist doing photo analysis of Khet size/height.

Also, I suggest the name goutarazzi for this super secret conspiracy

"Guys, I'm totally not autistic or a sex pest. However, it would be funny to see someone who is autistic or a predator to do this"

 

[Polska krowa]

Mike Clum could easily get Dave to do a documentary, just "fall" for the pignosis and stroke his ego. Mike doesn't even have to "break" the pignosis per se, just do a straight documentary following Dave's day-to-day. See the stream from "behind-da-scenes", see the Toyota suspension collapse when his fat fucking wife and her 26lbs of make up sit in the passenger seat, just soak up all the pignosis and put it on screen. The real content would come from the aftermath, the Sidescrollers but on a larger scale.

Though I do think the only way Mike Clum gets that done is to have never released the Boogie doc and started with Dave.

I don't think it's possible in the slightest. Phil isn't blind to the backlash at boogie from it, and he'd have to tell an equally large lie about his finances to mask his WWEC spending. He'd also have to invite someone into his house, a place that has only been entered by DSP, Leanna, and Kat since his parents helped out with the moving in '14.

Phil's day-to-day is waking up minutes before his stream, ranting in his podcast, playing an hour or so of video games, several hours of WWEC/doomscrolling twitter, another stream, followed by more WWEC. His day off is largely the same, with a food/booze run and more time on WWEC/doomscrolling.

Mike would have an uphill battle getting Phil to agree, and the content that Phil would allow him to film would be so limited that it'd be a non-starter.

 

[JerryBeansMan]

There is zero chance that Phil lets anyone into his home to record him, he sees the little names insulting him on his laptop screen as actual physical violence, he raves about delivery drivers lying and stealing from him.

The only way you're getting into his bubble is if Kat manages to escape and he needs to replace her (or she breaks something and you happen to work as someone that fixes that lol)

 

[BlastMonk]

DSP having to let a tradie in to fix his sink was a big drama for him. NO way he ever lets someone film him outside 'work hours'. He'd have a million excuses, hes too busy to working to have someone in the house, jasper (his son & family) wouldn't like it, Kat (his wife and horse) said no, 'you can see what im doing anyway dood via the stream'.
DSP would HAVE to be really secretive with his WWE pulls if it did happen which is the main reason why it never would, imagine how many bathroom breaks hed have to have and hide all the gin he drinks.
Never ever is he letting someone other than a tradie enter the pigfort

 

[Soylent Dora]

Jesus fucking Christ, the desperation from this man.

Also funny how booze is just a normal part of all marathons now. Former alcoholic, btw.

Spoiler: BOOZE AND BG3!

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Way to miss the hype train yet again Phil. How can you be so incompetent? If he had jumped on the bandwagon a few days after release he would have made bank.

 

[Lord_Point]

DSP having to let a tride in to fix his sink was a big drama for him. NO way he ever lets someone film him outside 'work hours'. He'd have a million excuses, hes too busy to working to have someone in the house, jasper (his son & family) wouldn't like it, Kat (his wife and horse) said no, 'you can see what im doing anyway dood via the stream'.
DSP would HAVE to be really secretive with his WWE pulls if it did happen which is the main reason why it never would, imagine how many bathroom breaks hed have to have and hide all the gin he drinks.
Never ever is he letting someone other than a tradie enter the pigfort

DSP wouldnt even send a picture of just his phone though private email to disprove one of his biggest and most embarrassing rumors. Worse yet, this question was obviously coming in the interview and he still fumbled it like a retard. In what world does the pig let anyone bring a live camera into the snort fort? Anyone thinking we get a real documentary on DSP is rainbows and puzzle pieces.

 

[MAWBD2]

DSP wouldnt even send a picture of just his phone though private email to disprove one of his biggest and most embarrassing rumors.

Rumors? That's a funny way to spell 'facts'.

 

[Polska krowa]

DSP wouldnt even send a picture of just his phone though private email to disprove one of his biggest and most embarrassing rumors. Worse yet, this question was obviously coming in the interview and he still fumbled it like a retard. In what world does the pig let anyone bring a live camera into the snort fort? Anyone thinking we get a real documentary on DSP is rainbows and puzzle pieces.

Errr excuse me, reta... wet headed morahn... He had to discuss it with his mo... Wife

Edit: I do love how Phil thinks 'wet headed' or 'wet brained' is somehow less offensive than 'retarded'

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Don't forget that ReviewTechUSA was a long time paying member of Phil's too. Didn't keep him from getting thrown under the bus when he betrayed Phil by watching detractor content. Phil wouldn't do an interview with him, either, much less let him into his house.

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil is ramping up the desperation right in time for Begsmas.

Just in the past few weeks. The Lolcow Live show has been shitting on him, Turkey Tom drops an 8/10 normie Doc, bigger and bigger streamers are clowning on The Guy.

Gundam talking about some fake misdirection WWEC account when Phil is clearly dipping into his TY check to pull jpegs $1,200 (big ups to Doody Gambox ).

Slow streams have been as abundant as Phil's ad rolls (I thought it was just a test that got ramped up. It's now a necessary evil). The cope has been the only thing organically growing while his combined memberships of 600 are proped up by a dents velcro wallet. Even 1MM has been more vocal than before in a low key effort to pat Phil's ass.

The Guy is even still bitching about his sickness after a full month. Soon you won't get a 15 min rant for $2. You'll get banned and yelled at for being a mouth drooling idiot.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

DSP having to let a tride in to fix his sink was a big drama for him. NO way he ever lets someone film him outside 'work hours'. He'd have a million excuses, hes too busy to working to have someone in the house, jasper (his son & family) wouldn't like it, Kat (his wife and horse) said no, 'you can see what im doing anyway dood via the stream'.
DSP would HAVE to be really secretive with his WWE pulls if it did happen which is the main reason why it never would, imagine how many bathroom breaks hed have to have and hide all the gin he drinks.
Never ever is he letting someone other than a tradie enter the pigfort

Well next time some dentractor has the police do a wellness check on the Snort Fort it would be as simple as filing a FOIA for the badgecam footage.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Don't forget that ReviewTechUSA was a long time paying member of Phil's too. Didn't keep him from getting thrown under the bus when he betrayed Phil by watching detractor content. Phil wouldn't do an interview with him, either, much less let him into his house.

Plus, Rich was going to give Phil a good $1k-ish PC and he refused.

His paranoia is cripplingly severe.

 

[Balr0g]

Slow streams have been as abundant as Phil's ad rolls (I thought it was just a test that got ramped up. It's now a necessary evil). The cope has been the only thing organically growing while his combined memberships of 600 are proped up by a dents velcro wallet. Even 1MM has been more vocal than before in a low key effort to pat Phil's ass.

The two "Marathon" streams kind of brought a bit of money but as expected once he starts his usual stuff he didn't hit the T1 goal. Being whale funded has it's downsides. Heck his Starfield snooze fest made him not even 20$.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The Guy is even still bitching about his sickness after a full month.

I remember Tervin saying in his videos when he was sick that the guy will be still bringing it up during thanksgiving lmao

Not saying that was hard to predict, but it really is funny how long he uses the most minor inconveniences as some life altering event that takes months upon months to recover from

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is ramping up the desperation right in time for Begsmas.

Just in the past few weeks. The Lolcow Live show has been shitting on him, Turkey Tom drops an 8/10 normie Doc, bigger and bigger streamers are clowning on The Guy.

Gundam talking about some fake misdirection WWEC account when Phil is clearly dipping into his TY check to pull jpegs $1,200 (big ups to Doody Gambox ).

Slow streams have been as abundant as Phil's ad rolls (I thought it was just a test that got ramped up. It's now a necessary evil). The cope has been the only thing organically growing while his combined memberships of 600 are proped up by a dents velcro wallet. Even 1MM has been more vocal than before in a low key effort to pat Phil's ass.

The Guy is even still bitching about his sickness after a full month. Soon you won't get a 15 min rant for $2. You'll get banned and yelled at for being a mouth drooling idiot.

I wish I could find the clip on Twatter, but it's essentially streamers (much bigger than DSP, but that's not too difficult) talking about DSP and his begging. And of course, it always comes back to "The Guy".

 

[Soylent Dora]

I love the rational for begging is that he "had to adapt and change" when ad rev plummeted. He is acting particularly "above it all" today. Wonder if someone mentioned how bad it looks to shit on every single piece of requested feedback.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

See, this is how you get him. No money spent, yet got a whole unhinged rant anyways

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I remember Tervin saying in his videos when he was sick that the guy will be still bringing it up during thanksgiving lmao

Not saying that was hard to predict, but it really is funny how long he uses the most minor inconveniences as some life altering event that takes months upon months to recover from

Dave is guaranteed going to bring it up next Halloween how he had this FUN costume last year and how he lost thousands of dahllers of income, it's lasting at least 1 year.