Containment Random Chris Updates

[D is for Stupid]

Although I've noticed that Caden hasn't really been showing up recently.

He's not taking pictures with Chris or doing podcasts with him or anything.

He doesn't need to anymore, he had to prove Chris he was serious with ducks in a row and made that awful merge speech and "photoshoot". Caden wants less eyes on himself now as it's the cwc show but it's too late, he fucked up the moment he started to work with chris. The po box was to prevent people figuring out their address but that was dumb idea.

Anyway, I don't know what it is but I have a feeling cabbage is no longer a galpal. I think she saw the writing on the wall and left. I think she wasn't involved with caden, but a hurdle. Besides I don't think she could of taken him in. Combine that with caden controlling him like he has his fist up Chris' ass scared her away, or the cwcki mentioning of galpals of the past.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

True, having structured and "support" help tremendously when one loses control over their life, but the problem is Chris has cemented in him beliefs that can only lead down.
In his eyes his monstrous chu creations are unable to judge him as anything other than perfect, he could rape a dog and they would still love him, even accept it was a "needed event", there is no reason for self-improvement when your greatest critics see you already as infalably perfect.
There will be no improvement and eventually Caden will just leave him poorer than when he arrived.

It's not going to help him. I was just saying that Caden could spin this into a positive.

Chris is fucked. And he's probably going to die in the next 10-15 years anyway.

 

[TooManyKittens]

It's not going to help him. I was just saying that Caden could spin this into a positive.

Chris is fucked. And he's probably going to die in the next 10-15 years anyway.

This is how im saying caden gets out ahead if he's lucky.

If he's got his ducks in a row he knows he's got a time bomb on his hands and he'll make sure the blast radius doesn't include his own future. Yes yes that plan could go terribly wrong and he pays heavily and we laugh at the dumb weening.

But that version of a plan could also go right and its only Chris who goes down in flames and we laugh at the dumb mother fucker.

I mean in all versions of this we point and laugh its just how many fingers do we need for the pointing....

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Chris has nowhere else to go and no way to support an independent life. We all saw what living with Chris did to Bob and Barb. They had the look in their eyes of someone who saw everything they dreamed of turning to shit. It may be all fun and games for Caden now, but Chris is sure to get on his nerves eventually. But there's not getting rid of him. There's no exit plan for inviting Chris into your life. He's stuck to Caiden's shoe like gum and he'll be there forever.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Chris has nowhere else to go and no way to support an independent life. We all saw what living with Chris did to Bob and Barb. They had the look in their eyes of someone who saw everything they dreamed of turning to shit. It may be all fun and games for Caden now, but Chris is sure to get on his nerves eventually. But there's not getting rid of him. There's no exit plan for inviting Chris into your life. He's stuck to Caiden's shoe like gum and he'll be there forever.

It's like making a deal with the Devil. Sure you'll get 15 minutes of fame around trolls and internet points but the cost ain't worth it.

 

[Yaks]

Everyone curious what Caden would put on his resume, it's pretty simple.

Social Media Manager/Marketing
Video Content Editor
Merchandise Coordinator
Online Presence Management Services

List goes on. Not sure how long these jobs will be around culturally, but they probably will be for at least the next 10 years, evolving into whatever the next big social media platforms are. While no one wants to be connected to Chris, influencer zoomers would be dumb and greedy enough to be impressed a guy could wrangle and make bank off a retard who is known for fucking his mom. If he can make magic happen for him, imagine what he could do with your average "Like and Subscribe" youtuber.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

can only wonder what this site would be like if at all had they stayed that way.

Probably wouldn't be called kiwi farms.
I'd imagine it would be Project7 or something to make fun of DSP's failures. Or Roach Pig farms

 

[Ammyterasu]

Anyway, I don't know what it is but I have a feeling cabbage is no longer a galpal. I think she saw the writing on the wall and left. I think she wasn't involved with caden, but a hurdle. Besides I don't think she could of taken him in. Combine that with caden controlling him like he has his fist up Chris' ass scared her away, or the cwcki mentioning of galpals of the past.

I think she's still there behind the scenes, a carrot dangled in front of Chris to make him work and behave. imo if Chris "lost" her because of the photos or the cwcki, he would have made another one of his tard rage videos screaming at the trolls for ruining his chances with her or at least some all-caps sperging on twitter (I doubt Caden would want to block them, since that's Chris' best content)

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's not going to help him. I was just saying that Caden could spin this into a positive.

Chris is fucked. And he's probably going to die in the next 10-15 years anyway.

Don't get my hopes up! It's not even Christmas, broski.

Chris has nowhere else to go and no way to support an independent life. We all saw what living with Chris did to Bob and Barb. They had the look in their eyes of someone who saw everything they dreamed of turning to shit. It may be all fun and games for Caden now, but Chris is sure to get on his nerves eventually. But there's not getting rid of him. There's no exit plan for inviting Chris into your life. He's stuck to Caiden's shoe like gum and he'll be there forever.

Ptoblrem is, Caden can just dump Chris' ass and be done with him. Caden is a moron for ever getting involved. I'm sure Chris is dying to turn this into a permanent stepbrothers situation and all Caden can see is dollar signs. I can just see Caden at 45, eating a Thanksgiving feast with his family when all of a sudden a white haired haired 6 foot transvestite breaks down the door and yells, "Caden! I WON'T BE KEPT WAITING! IT'S THEM OR ME. DID YOU THINK ABOUT HOW I WOULD FEEL WHEN YOU WERE MAKING THIS FAMILY?!" Caden's 4 year old grandaughter looks up at him and asks, "Grandpa are you gay?!"

 

[Duke Nukem]

Don't get my hopes up! It's not even Christmas, broski.


Ptoblrem is, Caden can just dump Chris' ass and be done with him. Caden is a moron for ever getting involved. I'm sure Chris is dying to turn this into a permanent stepbrothers situation and all Caden can see is dollar signs. I can just see Caden at 45, eating a Thanksgiving feast with his family when all of a sudden a white haired haired 6 foot transvestite breaks down the door and yells, "Caden! I WON'T BE KEPT WAITING! IT'S THEM OR ME. DID YOU THINK ABOUT HOW I WOULD FEEL WHEN YOU WERE MAKING THIS FAMILY?!" Caden's 4 year old grandaughter looks up at him and asks, "Grandpa are you gay?!"

At the rate the country is going there won't be thanksgiving feasts in twenty years. Nor is it likely that Chris will live long enough to reach his 60s.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Honestly everyone is expecting Chris and Caden’s relationship to deteriorate naturally. What may actually happen is trolls doing some IRL trolling in the vein of Cyrax or DrachenLord style shit.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I think she's still there behind the scenes, a carrot dangled in front of Chris to make him work and behave. imo if Chris "lost" her because of the photos or the cwcki, he would have made another one of his tard rage videos screaming at the trolls for ruining his chances with her or at least some all-caps sperging on twitter (I doubt Caden would want to block them, since that's Chris' best content)

Possibly so or she's keeping limited contact from Chris. Also Chris has a lot more self control he does not engage with weens very much during his live streams. I guess the meds work? It seems that he took advice from the teacher back in Manchester, don't show where people could push your buttons.

This is all a gut feeling, no evidence though to prove otherwise of course.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Honestly everyone is expecting Chris and Caden’s relationship to deteriorate naturally. What may actually happen is trolls doing some IRL trolling in the vein of Cyrax or DrachenLord style shit.

You stole my tranny cow girlfriend

Possibly so or she's keeping limited contact from Chris. Also Chris has a lot more self control he does not engage with weens very much during his live streams. I guess the meds work? It seems that he took advice from the teacher back in Manchester, don't show where people could push your buttons.

This is all a gut feeling, no evidence though to prove otherwise of course.

Oh please, Chris is nowhere near healthy. Being health for Chris is cutting his hair, droppimg the tranny act, staying off the Internet, and staying away from people like Caden, who are not real handlers. Eventually, we'll start seeing diminishing returns because people will get bored and Chris will need more and more attention. Caden is not prepared to deal with Chris going Rogue.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm sure Chris is dying to turn this into a permanent stepbrothers situation and all Caden can see is dollar signs.

This is what I'm focusing on because this is what I likely see happening.

While I do feel a twinge of sadness especially since it's around the holidays, Chris must make a meal of the oats he will never sow and accept that once the milk of his cash cow stardom dries up, he'll just be back to being everybody's washed up lolcow.

I'm not saying it's going to happen anytime soon but eventually Caden's going to want to move on.

I think he's too young to see the longevity of this working out and/or he's planning to abandon Chris in due time.

It's a little sad if it comes to this but it's no less than Chris deserves.

I think if Caden were planning on making this a permanent thing he would have arranged for Chris to be a little closer to home but if he can arrange for Chris to be in this ramshackled home off the proceeds they're making and then let fatty buy the house off of him once Caden has made his money, he'll leave the house to Chris to keep up repairs, taxes and bills on the house.

(Hopefully he won't charge rent, so maybe Chris can live off of owning the home and just paying basic utilities and internet and food and gas and maybe save up on house taxes every year)

Something more permanent would be if Caden made arrangements for them to be closer together but that doesn't seem like it's likely to happen.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

This is what I'm focusing on because this is what I likely see happening.

While I do feel a twinge of sadness especially since it's around the holidays, Chris must make a meal of the oats he will never sow and accept that once the milk of his cash cow stardom dries up, he'll just be back to being everyone's washed up lolcow.

I'm not saying it's going to happen anytime soon but eventually Kayden's going to want to move on.

I think he's too young to see the longevity of this working out and/or he's planning to abandon Chris in due time.

It's a little sad if it comes to this but it's no less than Chris deserves.

I think if Caden was planning on making this a permit thing he would have arranged for Chris to be a little closer to home but if he can arrange for Chris to be in this ramshackled home off the proceeds of the money they're making and then let fatty by the house off of him once Caden has made his money, we left to Chris to keep up repairs, taxes and bills on the house.

Something more permanent would be if Caden made arrangements for them to be closer together but that doesn't seem like it's likely to happen.

We should make NovaOnline famous just to jam it up Chris ' craw. Personally, I think Chris ' popularity will fade sooner than expected. His vids are getting less than 30k views and he's boring and annoying AF.

 

[King Kiwi]

We should make NovaOnline famous just to jam it up Chris ' craw. Personally, I think Chris ' popularity will fade sooner than expected. His vids are getting less than 30k views and he's boring and annoying AF.

And Christmas, the New Year and his birthday are right around the corner aren't they?

Not to mention Valentine's Day.

We may be hearing from old Chris before we know it.

 

[BScCollateral]

I wonder if the Soni-Sweatshop is not supposed to keep Chris sane but rather to further deteriorate Chris’ sanity. House of Leaves/Shining style.

It is supposed to make money for Praetor.
Chris' sanity will decline because indulging his insanity is the easiest way to control him. It's an inevitable side effect, not the goal.

 

[WelperHelper99]

At the rate the country is going there won't be thanksgiving feasts in twenty years. Nor is it likely that Chris will live long enough to reach his 60s.

Never underestimate Chris, he's coated with rubber AND Teflon. At this rate, he'll make it to 100

 

[TVB]

Isn't that like the series with the dragons or something? That or some kind of repressed Evanescence fanfic.

The 2000s were so long ago.

I wish lol, but I do miss the 2000s a lot.

But no, Jordie Jordan (AKA: WingsofRedemption) is a long time fatass lolcow who was, at one point, a respected CoD streamer, but years later got worse, with late-2017 the biggest year of him being a lolcow

 

[D is for Stupid]

Oh please, Chris is nowhere near healthy. Being health for Chris is cutting his hair, droppimg the tranny act, staying off the Internet, and staying away from people like Caden, who are not real handlers. Eventually, we'll start seeing diminishing returns because people will get bored and Chris will need more and more attention. Caden is not prepared to deal with Chris going Rogue.

Where did I mention Chris being healthy? Where did you get that from?

He has a higher sodium level then the dead sea while maintaining his illusion of being tranny Jesus/sonichu.

He's taking the usual weening better though but that may be from coaching or from meds. Something is going to happen eventually. Either people move on because he's boring, which will take a while since there's a lot of people who made videos on him, or he chimps. I think Caden is going for the former as knows he has a time bomb. But Caden is pretty retarded and might ride it out till it blows up in his face. We see. Let's hope it's he chimps, the milk is running dry.