🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Everybody was in on it.

Kermit the Frog, Torta Man's roommate, Ghost Andrew Tate, The Blonde Puerto Rician, The Man in the Pickle Suit, and Grace VanderWaal. All conspired in the group chat.

Ralph gets stopped all the time, well I guess it’s not stopping so much as never beginning in the first place. Still waiting on that brisk 2 mile spite walk.

Things that routinely stop Ralph.

- A flight of stairs
- 'You must be this tall to ride' signs
- "Adrianne Blair"
- A questionable series of very queer pedo-loving benefactors (Milo, Fuentes, Ali)

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Things that routinely stop Ralph.

- A flight of stairs
- 'You must be this tall to ride' signs
- "Adrianne Blair"
- A questionable series of very queer pedo-loving benefactors (Milo, Fuentes, Ali)

-Airline employees
-Rent-a-cops
-No signed permission slip from daddy
Edit:
-Troon guild
(Riley, Mint, other faggots)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Things that routinely stop Ralph.

- A flight of stairs
- 'You must be this tall to ride' signs
- "Adrianne Blair"
- A questionable series of very queer pedo-loving benefactors (Milo, Fuentes, Ali)

- Process servers

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph gets stopped all the time, well I guess it’s not stopping so much as never beginning in the first place.

Ralph is inertia personified. He’s even less active than fucking Boogie.

 

[Fornicario]

Everybody was in on it.

Kermit the Frog, Torta Man's roommate, Ghost Andrew Tate, The Blonde Puerto Rician, The Man in the Pickle Suit, and Grace VanderWaal. All conspired in the group chat.



Things that routinely stop Ralph.

- A flight of stairs
- 'You must be this tall to ride' signs
- "Adrianne Blair"
- A questionable series of very queer pedo-loving benefactors (Milo, Fuentes, Ali)

-Xanax
-Bank balance

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is inertia personified. He’s even less active than fucking Boogie.

Boogie if you look at him, he’s your typical fat guy. He’s got big legs because he’s fat and his arms are proportionate fat too. For a fat guy it’s clear he moves at least sometimes to build fat guy muscle legs. Ralph? Built like an engorged tick. No shoulders at all, limbs are just twigs, head still impossibly fat. I’m just looking forward to Gunt pic drop 2.0

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Built like an engorged tick. No shoulders at all, limbs are just twigs, head still impossibly fat. I’m just looking forward to Gunt pic drop 2.0

He's so stunted he never lost the infant calves and baby fat from his face. Then dump a lifetime of empty calories from alcoholism and being a fatty 4x4 on top, you get the Big Gay baby we came to know and ridicule. He can filter the fat from his photos, but his liver can't filter the fat from his personality.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's so stunted he never lost the infant calves and baby fat from his face.

Or the diaper rash on his face.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Or the diaper rash on his face.

I'm sure that's from Rosea, but the Idea that the Tard Miser face fucked an unconscious HIV Whore and the rash was from psoriasis makes for kino day-time content.
The fact that the fat tub of Tard has HIV related symptoms from being a fat sack of shit/alcoholic is even funnier.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that the fat tub of Tard has HIV related symptoms from being a fat sack of shit/alcoholic is even funnier.

Well, that’s one reason he may have lost a bit of poundage. His face has always been covered in Kaposi sarcoma, though.

 

[Cringestorian X]

don't be a dickhead lol, at least buy something for your daughter

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[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I'm sure that's from Rosea, but the Idea that the Tard Miser face fucked an unconscious HIV Whore and the rash was from psoriasis makes for kino day-time content. View attachment 5526466
The fact that the fat tub of Tard has HIV related symptoms from being a fat sack of shit/alcoholic is even funnier.

Psoriasis is very hit and miss with treatments, especially topical treatments. If that’s what he even has. Even though Ralph probably has full blown AIDS anyway.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

don't be a dickhead lol, at least buy something for your daughter
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I really have no idea what he is talking about.

His connections? Is he buying presents for his drug dealer? Who would be trashing them? Him? If he was regifting why is he buying them?

Is it just my pre-coffee brain or is it Ralph's AIDS legion brain?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I really have no idea what he is talking about.

His connections? Is he buying presents for his drug dealer? Who would be trashing them? Him? If he was regifting why is he buying them?

Is it just my pre-coffee brain or is it Ralph's AIDS legion brain?

Notice me, lolli-pai

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

don't be a dickhead lol, at least buy something for your daughter
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FFS. This is Vickers level behavior. This is peak Arkansas white trash behavior. Maybe you’d be more comfortable on Facebook Ralph?
Adults, Men, Fathers, do not disgrace themselves and their families and friends (oopsies) by tweeting out shit that would be embarrassing if written by a 7th grade girl.
Grow The Fuck Up and then Shut The Fuck Up about the bastard children you can’t even mention by name and have failed since before they were born. Fucking freak.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is the same cope he has been saying since Xander's first birthday. "My gifts will be trashed". Nigger you wouldn't buy them anything regardless. We saw how you treated the child living under your roof, her first birthday was funded entirely by harry and strangers on the internet via an amazon wishlist.

Faith has said to a judge she wouldn't trash your gifts. You'd buy them even if they were going to get trashed if you actually cared.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I would simply document the process of sending Christmas and birthday presents every year in photo/keepsake books in the slim hope my children would ever want to see me in adulthood.

Granted, I wouldn't have impregnated 2 BPD girls that live worlds apart and then emigrated to another country in the first place.

This is really only a workable solution following the breakdown of a relationship if you've been a halfway decent father and employed some level of forethought in the first place.

 

[Total Genderqueer Death]

New retard rant just dropped. Still seething about the Horse Thanksgiving video.
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Is he actually getting thinner, or is this SS-tier fat girl angle shot technique?

 

[Elmo]

You'd buy them even if they were going to get trashed if you actually cared.

That's just it. Everything is entirely transactional and thus he believes he's not getting anything in return for buying gifts, so he sees no reason to do so. It's very self-centered.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

FFS. This is Vickers level behavior. This is peak Arkansas white trash behavior. Maybe you’d be more comfortable on Facebook Ralph?
Adults, Men, Fathers, do not disgrace themselves and their families and friends (oopsies) by tweeting out shit that would be embarrassing if written by a 7th grade girl.
Grow The Fuck Up and then Shut The Fuck Up about the bastard children you can’t even mention by name and have failed since before they were born. Fucking freak.

It worse than Vickers. Vickers actually sent a gift to Rozy when she was born. He bought a gift off the Amazon list Ralph posted on Pantsu’s Twitter in an attempt to grift gifts from randos (since actual friends are non-existent). It was only mentioned due to Ralph rage pigging about it.

Ralph is already making public excuses for why he isn’t going to buy any Christmas gifts for his sperm donations. He will probably use the kids as an excuse to grift superchats. If he gets some he will post photos of any inappropriate crap gift he buys, but probably won’t send. Keep in mind if Ralph sends a gift it will be to reflect himself. Maybe some knock-off wigger baby clothes or a toy he likes. Ralph will eye up the $.76 deals on Temu.

Ralph has zero shame. He never bothered to send gifts to Xander for Xmas or birthdays. He even canceled the “birthday visit” he had scheduled the month Xander turned two. When Ralph actually lived with his daughter he couldn’t be bothered to buy a gift or participate an age appropriate celebration for her first birthday. Pantsu had to bake some sad looking brown banana bread thing. No balloons, no colorful decorations, no presents to tear wrapping off. Rozy’s first birthday involved angry drunk dad taking her and mom out late to a bar so he could drink more and eat greasy meat.

I really thought the grim, awful reality of Rozy’s first birthday might have been the final straw for Pantsu. If a father can’t even pretend to give a shit for a few hours on his baby girl’s first birthday, hell he couldn’t even pretend for easy internet asspats, then it’s truly hopeless. First birthdays are also about celebrating the first year of parenthood. Ralph didn’t seem to think there was anything worth celebrating. He couldn’t even take Rozy down to the beach he’s always boasting about living near.

This current situation is ideal for everyone. Ralph doesn’t have to be bothered by his dependent children being within 1000 miles of him and can play the victim on holidays. The children don’t have to have their lives and holidays ruined by an angry, resentful, rage pig. Grandparents can rest easy at night knowing their daughters and grandchildren aren’t being terrorized by the BPD rage pig.