Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Mad_Dog]

I apologize in advance, but: tbh I think the "jerking off in my own way" (lol) is more like...holding the floppy soft rot dog and moving the base around against the crotch, because typically the clitoris is buried in there. As in, "how no man jerks off ever"

Doesn't the clitoris need to be cleaned? Doesn't it get dirty under the hood after a while? What kind of vile festering mess do pooner have under the rot dog?

 

[batteredpancakes]

doesn't the clitoris need to be cleaned?

Yes and no.
If the clit is buried inside the testicles ( it's never buried in the phallus despite what they say) then the clit is deskinned first so it will not cause issues. If it is left where it is under the phallus and fauxballs then they just deal with the same issues as the regular TiFs do. Being disgusting.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Doesn't the clitoris need to be cleaned? Doesn't it get dirty under the hood after a while? What kind of vile festering mess do pooner have under the rot dog?

When they "bury" the clitoris, they mean it to stay buried.

Imagine the surgeon is a mafia hitman, the clitoris is Jimmy Hoffa, and the pooner's transplanted arm skin is the turf at Giants Stadium. No visible trace.

 

[Hepativore]

That's sort of what I pictured too. I figured it'd be like palpating your chest wall during a breast self-exam: the extra flesh just gets pushed aside for the moment while you feel through the skin with your fingertips.

I'm horrifyingly certain that pooners have uploaded informative how-to videos somewhere.

I am sure the worst part is when pooners are fiddling with their "dick pump" buttons in their makeshift scrotums...it must be like inflating an obscene "skin balloon".

 

[Positron]

If they could install an inflation pump in the rotdog it should be a trivial matter to install a vibrator over the buried clit as well.

 

[monstrous bubo]

If they could install an inflation pump in the rotdog it should be a trivial matter to install a vibrator over the buried clit as well.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic pooner. Aiden Kayden will be that pooner. Better than she was before. Better... stronger... buzzier."

 

[weegrumpy]

Neither. She'll be known as "Mythtake"

heh, I read that as "mistake", which could b more accurate lol

 

[Mad_Dog]

the clit is deskinned

Excuse me, what?
If the entire ordeal wasn't horrific enough, they even flay the clit. My God, it's even more demonic than I thought.

 

[brocktherock]

The size feels way more like "me".

lol if only men could get a different cock size and say the problem is the size not matching how they feel inside! Very feminine post, I rate it 4 charm bracelets out of 5.

I wonder why this pooner "feels off" about it, she never said the size was impractical or uncomfortable, not even after 3 years could she describe it any better?

 

[Putin Bot]

I can't imagine any woman, even the skankiest, no standards bitch, letting a Pooner put their 'dog in them.

I think there’s been a few, though I’m sure the experience was hardly arousing or pleasurable for either person, considering all the ridiculous things the FTM had to do to get some semblance of an erection. There was a post on this thread way back about this, but I’ll have to search for it, since I’ve been gone for a while.

As for the girl complaining about her phallo being too small. Way back in this thread was a FTM who’s phallo was ridiculously huge, and bemoaned the fact that it was too large to penetrate her girlfriend with, except she deluded herself into thinking it was just “due to swelling” and eventually her phallo would get smaller.

I really want to feel sorry for these people, but their goddamn stubborn delusional thinking makes it near impossible at this point. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

Yes and no.
If the clit is buried inside the testicles ( it's never buried in the phallus despite what they say) then the clit is deskinned first so it will not cause issues. If it is left where it is under the phallus and fauxballs then they just deal with the same issues as the regular TiFs do. Being disgusting.
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I love how the last pooner thinks being clean is emasculating - whose fucking masculinity is she following? Wash your ass and rotdog, dirty pooner.
ywnbarm

 

[Hepativore]

I remember a guy telling a story of being fucked in his urethra by an overly
zealous partner (drunk) and it being agony.

It seems like that would be just asking for a UTI, as well, and I heard they are very painful.

 

[LavenderMenace]

This one showed up on r/transgendersurgeries and HOOOOO BOOII I hope nobody is eating because it’s rough. First here’s the super positive post from greatbritian846!



Well it sounds like the surgery was a success! Let’s see how it turned out!

Spoiler: NSFL

Oh.

Oooooohhhhh

It’s astounding how this creature thinks they’re gonna enjoy sex in the future….

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

I have a pretty hefty dehiscence on one of my labia, which would have gotten stitched up if I had caught it sooner.

Was this retard really not bothered by the massive torn open holes in his cave of horrors? Imagine the scarring from letting it heal open like that...

 

[Putin Bot]

Nonbinary. He/him. Vaginoplasty.

God, troons really make no fucking sense. So this dude is a male, wants to be called by male pronouns only (not even they/them), yet still wanted to mutilate his dick to get a stinkditch??

I thought eunuchs were part of the troon umbrella? Why did he feel the need to call himself nonbinary? Was that the only way a surgeon would agree to doing this?

Well, at least now we have yet another retard taken out of the gene pool.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

I'm laughing at his dickhead springing out at week 3. He thinks it's gonna recede again once the swelling improves lmao

 

[Hepativore]

This one showed up on r/transgendersurgeries and HOOOOO BOOII I hope nobody is eating because it’s rough. First here’s the super positive post from greatbritian846!
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Well it sounds like the surgery was a success! Let’s see how it turned out!

Spoiler: NSFL

Oh.
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Oooooohhhhh
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It’s astounding how this creature thinks they’re gonna enjoy sex in the future….

Jesus Christ! It looks like it exploded!

 

[neverendingmidi]

I maintain that trooning is performative. Without an audience, either IRL or URL, I don’t believe it would occur.

Like, show me a deaf/mute tranny lol.

May I introduce Kyle (Kylie) Brooks, our resident Deaf/Mute/paraplegic hijabi troon.

He’s a bingo card, just by himself.

 

[LavenderMenace]

Oh god it gets fuckin worse with this greatbritian846 moron from Reddit.
So before he got that imploded hole between his legs he got BREAST IMPLANTS.

Why you ask?

WELL MALES CAN PRESENT DIFFERENTLY AND GOT EUPHORIA FROM IMAGINING HIMSELF WITH BOOBS.




So let me summarize this thing. They’re gay but don’t want to take estrogen yet they’ve had breast implants and bottom surgery.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

May I introduce Kyle (Kylie) Brooks, our resident Deaf/Mute/paraplegic hijabi troon.

He’s a bingo card, just by himself.

lol seems a quiet type, introverted, doesn’t constantly seek external validation…