Navy SEALs, Delta Force, and SOCOM general - The most "Special" groups in the U.S. Military

I agree, American special forces are big jerkfaces. I even heard rumors that a few meaniepants have been known to hide within their ranks. This is important work, as the US military is not disparaged nearly enough.

I for one welcome our liberators, the Chinese
Don't be silly, foreign actors are so incompetent they cannot disparage US Special Forces, even if they tried shilling millions of dollars in the attempt.

Thankfully for them, and sadly for America, SOCOM (and other western SOF) do a great job disparaging themselves on their own.
 
Don't be silly, foreign actors are so incompetent they cannot disparage US Special Forces, even if they tried shilling millions of dollars in the attempt.

Thankfully for them, and sadly for America, SOCOM (and other western SOF) do a great job disparaging themselves on their own.
They do such a great job, we should do a BLM and convince people to defund our military. That will surely improve things, cause we can do community diplomacy through Twitter to handle international disputes.
 
Man, you are a dumb nigger lol
Quite possibly. I am actually fairly worried over how hard of a time I’m having understanding the uniqueness of American special forces’ inhumanity.

I mean, I read the entire OP and it’s still difficult to, idk, process, how no other “elite” units in the history of.. history, I guess, have ever had problems with exaggeration or sociopathic behavior up to and including rape and the massacre of unarmed civilians.

Good thing the Holocaust was fake, or Americans wouldn’t be the worst, I guess
 
I mean, I read the entire OP and it’s still difficult to, idk, process, how no other “elite” units in the history of.. history, I guess, have ever had problems with exaggeration or sociopathic behavior up to and including rape and the massacre of unarmed civilians.
I said this before, make a thread about what you find. I don't speak German, Hebrew, Russian, Chink, etc...
YOU make the thread about the German SOF, Hebrew SOF, Russian spetsnaz, or Ukranian spetsnaz, or whatever the Chinese have. I'll give you a semper fi sticker if you make a good thread. I have no problem.
 
I said this before, make a thread about what you find. I don't speak German, Hebrew, Russian, Chink, etc...
YOU make the thread about the German SOF, Hebrew SOF, Russian spetsnaz, or Ukranian spetsnaz, or whatever the Chinese have. I'll give you a semper fi sticker if you make a good thread. I have no problem.
Why would I do that? I’m just here to enjoy some special examples of assholes and paint the rest of the US armed forces with the same brush while ignoring the rest of the world, because context is almost as gay as the navy.

Anything to help internet randoms walk away with the idea that America isn’t worth defending and it would be kinda cool to eat plastic rice fried with gutter oil.
 
beyond that isn't that whole "boot camp is meant to break you down" basically just them admitting to PTSD being a whole part of becoming an effective soldier? we didn't used to classify it as such but of course warping someone into an effective soldier will have long lasting effects.
Nope, not particularly. Combat PTSD is another kind of beast that ruins the capability of a given patient to engage with civilian life in a safe and effective manner. The difference is more in severity and the cluster of symptoms exhibited, which I was told but do not have the data for, obviously, was closely tied with brain injuries sustained over the term of the patient's service.
 
Why would I do that? I’m just here to enjoy some special examples of assholes and paint the rest of the US armed forces with the same brush while ignoring the rest of the world, because context is almost as gay as the navy.

Anything to help internet randoms walk away with the idea that America isn’t worth defending and it would be kinda cool to eat plastic rice fried with gutter oil.
For all its faults I doubt our military is so pathetic as to crumble under the weight of some internet retards mocking it.

Why are you so personally offended, were you a marine or something?
 
No, I’m borderline paranoid that everyone has been comically dropping the ball on China for, .. since the 1970s
So because China is super spooky that means we shouldn't make fun of the lolcows in the US military out of fear that it will make China look good?

I'd say it's more important to stop mentioning China in this thread. It's been going really good and I'd hate for that one wumao poster to shit it up with the same three posts about how Taiwan is full of faggots.
 
Why would I do that? I’m just here to enjoy some special examples of assholes and paint the rest of the US armed forces with the same brush while ignoring the rest of the world, because context is almost as gay as the navy.
The American military should be held to the highest standards. Doing things like faking Medal of Honor events, dealing drugs, committing rapes, running away from combat, and writing books all day instead of doing their jobs should be beneath mentally competent and honest adults. They are allowing women into combat positions now. The first female Green Beret was at her home and took out a pistol and accidentally shot it through her window nearly hitting a neighbor because she was a retard who got a free pass into the Special Forces.

I expect kikes, niggers, spics, and chinks to do nothing but lie and cheat and steal. So it should not be news when they continually misbehave. White Americans basically make up the entire combat part of the military. They should not be acting so pathetically.
Anything to help internet randoms walk away with the idea that America isn’t worth defending and it would be kinda cool to eat plastic rice fried with gutter oil.
What was your MOS?
 
IDF is weird because special forces vary in their missions by a lot. Infiltration units will have a far different experience than normal sayeret units. I do know of incidents where special forces got killed playing quickdraw.
I am not that familiar with their special forces apart from the raid on Entebbe where they trolled Idi Amin and when they trolled PLO here and there.
I am sure they have done some very lolz worthy things in recent times.
 
I am not that familiar with their special forces apart from the raid on Entebbe where they trolled Idi Amin and when they trolled PLO here and there.
I am sure they have done some very lolz worthy things in recent times.
I don't remember the specifics, but I've heard that they assassinated someone under suspicion that he was a powerful figure in an antisemitic terrorist group and it turned out their intel was fucked and he was just a normal guy.
 
What was your MOS?
spectator. If I’d enlisted, I’d probably be less optimistic.
So because China is super spooky that means we shouldn't make fun of the lolcows in the US military out of fear that it will make China look good?

I'd say it's more important to stop mentioning China in this thread. It's been going really good and I'd hate for that one wumao poster to shit it up with the same three posts about how Taiwan is full of faggots.
People can do what they want. I’m not even against the thread, thought it -would- be nice if it was broadened so we could make fun of everyone.

I’m just being sarcastic and all because there’s a broader trend of shitting on the US military that the topic exists within, and I’m more sick of that than I’m actually bothered by the thread.
 
People can do what they want. I’m not even against the thread, thought it -would- be nice if it was broadened so we could make fun of everyone.

I’m just being sarcastic and all because there’s a broader trend of shitting on the US military that the topic exists within, and I’m more sick of that than I’m actually bothered by the thread.
Fine--you want an example of other country's soldiers? Here you go; a group of Roman soldiers ordered to repair parts of Hadrian's Wall in 207 AD used rocks from the nearby Cumbrian quarry, and left something behind for posterity. Here's one:

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It's hard to properly etch into solid rock, but it's meant to read Secundinus cacator - "Secundinus, the shitter", who was apparently some fellow soldier with the squirts. The big stone dick there is normally supposed to be a symbol of fertility; obviously Secundinus here was good at producing something.
 
As a slight aside, I had it pointed out to me, in the movie Black Hawk Down, the Rangers wore the standard helmet, while the Delta snipers wore impact helmets. Had it explained to me that, realistically, the helmet does dick and an impact helmet is going to be far more effective for shrapnel and falls while being light and mobile.
I'm a couple days late but I need to address this one. The Delta operators in Operation Gothic Serpent did not wear impact helmets as the movie showed them (in the movie, the costume department bought a bunch of skateboard helmets). They wore Bauer ice hockey helmets as a simple lightweight bump helmet. Bump and impact helmets, let alone a Bauer hockey helmet, won't do anything for shrapnel. The whole reason militaries started adopting steel and later kevlar helmets was to protect soldiers from shrapnel and low caliber rounds. Delta would only operate at night when the Somalians weren't ready and certainly couldn't use RPGs and mortars effectively where shrapnel would be an issue. The day time raid was part of the reason the Battle of Mogadishu went wrong because the US gave up the biggest advantage it had during the entire operation, which was operating at night using night vision.

FYI Bauer ice hockey helmets are garbage now and you are better off using CCM if you wish to use one for its intended purpose.
 
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