Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

If he goes through 5.5/week, then Nick spends $1,200 on liquor per week.

I think you meant to say “per month.”

I’ve seen elderly people who have had only had one drink a day for their adult lives decide to eliminate it and end up in very bad shape indeed because they didn’t realize their bodies would object on a level they could scarcely fathom.

Yeah, the actual functional thing is that alcohol is a depressant, so your epinephrine spikes to counteract that while the receptors are desensitized.

Forms a systemic shift so that when the depressant is gone, your body, which is in the habit of trying to stimulate itself, goes haywire. Not good if you have all the other shit like damaged organs including the heart. Blood pressure spikes are a cause of strokes as well as heart attacks.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m still baffled on who Nick thinks he’s fooling with the bottle licking. Like, that’s even far beyond what other alcoholics do.

He's just a disgusting, degenerate person in addition to being a drunk. In a more primitive time, if he had no money, he'd be biting the heads off chickens, fucking snakes, and rolling around in his own shit as a sideshow geek.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think you meant to say “per month.”

No, I think they actually meant per month. Nick says he drinks $220 bottles of whiskey, IIRC.

That’s $64,200 a year just on whiskey. Nick could hire that desperately needed household manager for less than that.

 

[Harm]

Wouldn't surprise me if 50 dollars is the average per bottle.

This is a great time to recall that the original excuse Nick used to try justify licking the bottles was how his liquor costs hundreds of dollars per bottle. While he walked back this being the justification, he didn't seem to walk back the high prices he was claiming.

EDIT: @John Andrews Stan beat me to it, it was roughly $220-$225 a bottle.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

AFAIK, the only Rekieta household areas that were shown while streaming were his . . .

- Kitchen
- Inside the gun vault where he does his streaming
- The front of his garages where he parks his Crustang
- Back area of the garage where he showed us an old truck sitting there for years.
- Patio area where his hot tub is located at

IMO, I think the house is more cluttered than it is trashed/dirty/broken. I'm pretty sure those three garages shown on Zillow are probably filled with what you would put in a storage unit.

Spoiler: Kitchen area where Nick seethes

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This is a screenshot I took from an @elb clip where Nick is just about to step into camera view at the start of the stream. You can see part of this cuck's shoulder in the lower left hand corner.

The counter in most of his streams you only see half the view, the middle of the counter going to the back. There's no spacing in between the items, looks more like an arrangement on a bookshelf. What do you think are in those cabinets?

EDITED: Grammar and formating

No one in that house has any taste or sense of aesthetics, so it is not surprising that they don't "see" the clutter, especially if it is mostly lined up against a wall. Tragic, as is the whole interior. The (outdoor) property/view is beautiful (and well-tended, so Nick is sparing a few pennies from the literal slush fund to pay some immigrants, at least), and the house...has a lot of space.

I couldn't eat so many fucking candy bars. That's a bit over 12 candy bars a day, I feel queasy just thinking about it, and he drinks that fucking much. I know his glass isn't filled to the brim but I have to wonder how many liters/gallons he drinks per week.

Well, 1300 calories is only like 4 candy bars.

And the (speculative) math was already done - 86.6 drinks of liquor = 86.6 ounces, which is about 2.5 liters. Standard whiskey bottle in the US is 750 ml, so this is a little over 3 bottles/week, or half a bottle/day, averaged.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s going with “to even SUGGEST such a thing is STUPID” but he drinks when he breathes, and he’s admittedly on prescription medications.

He drinks almost as much as he lies.

And the (speculative) math was already done - 86.6 drinks of liquor = 86.6 ounces, which is about 2.5 liters. Standard whiskey bottle in the US is 750 ml, so this is a little over 3 bottles/week, or half a bottle/day, averaged.

The standard drink the CDC uses is 1.5 ounces. And was calculated from the kcal estimate Nick himself provided. That's closer to 550 ml a day. And of course Nick is an unreliable narrator.

 

[Mister Dongs]

And that’s why Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. He simply doesn’t have it in him to grow the fuck up and take responsibility for his shit. His parents aren’t to blame for him being a degenerate — he’s an adult with agency — but they sure didn’t help by giving him a responsibility-light (if not responsibility-free) life with access to unearned cash

I think it was kind of the opposite, it was their sparing indulgence of Nick that led him to develop this adversarial relationship with his parents. Instead of developing ambition and drive like they hoped and not wanting him to become spoiled, it instead led to him at an early age rationalizing (perhaps not incorrectly) that his parents and not the world were the real obstacle between him and him getting everything he wants. To that end he put all his stats into whinemaxxing and how to best complain, gripe, manipulate and tantrum his way into achieving his goals and you can sort of see this in Rekieta's boundless confidence in his ability to cajole and persuade others like he could his soft touch parents, or even why he thought he'd make for a good lawyer in the first place.

At a certain point, some blame has to be assigned to him being raised incorrectly by his father Robert, who I'm going to guess overcorrected for his self-made great man of a father's crushing pressure to excel by deciding that Nick would be free to do whatever he wants, be given the idealistic suburban normie existence he never got and that he would love Nick unconditionally. It doesn't seem to have turned out that way.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The purpose of my post was to give the TLDR of his Locals video, not to take a stand on whether or not Andrew is a self-declared man of his word.

I wasn't saying you were.
Also no need to reply twice within an hour saying the same thing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well, 1300 calories is only like 4 candy bars.

And the (speculative) math was already done - 86.6 drinks of liquor = 86.6 ounces, which is about 2.5 liters. Standard whiskey bottle in the US is 750 ml, so this is a little over 3 bottles/week, or half a bottle/day, averaged.

In fairness, I don't think the calculations included his 3am gorging on ramen or whatever.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

No, I think they actually meant per month. Nick says he drinks $220 bottles of whiskey, IIRC.

That’s $64,200 a year just on whiskey. Nick could hire that desperately needed household manager for less than that.

Don't forget the $2,000/month snack budget! 24k!

At a certain point, some blame has to be assigned to him being raised incorrectly by his father Robert, who I'm going to guess overcorrected for his self-made great man of a father's crushing pressure to excel by deciding that Nick would be free to do whatever he wants, be given the idealistic suburban normie existence he never got and that he would love Nick unconditionally. It doesn't seem to have turned out that way.

It could also be them 'making' nick live modestly while not properly hiding their true wealth (remember that nick keeps claiming that >HE< grew up poor). I can imagine that that lets nick build resentment towards his parents and everything they believe. It's why as soon as he got wealth on his own, he went out in a blaze of glory, I believe. It's also why nick keeps acting blasphemous. I believe that he hated going to church but his parents forced him so he learned them but through the lens of a hater.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m really waiting for a blackout stream like the hot tub, but where Nick has a cans.wav moment where you see all the empty’s roll behind him as he crushes 40K figurines and has PTSD flashbacks to the Transformers doll incident.

It’s going to happen, I believe it’ll happen. The July cope stream was almost there, but he just needed to get that Ralphamale energy up.
He’s going to have a pill stream moment that destroys his old reputation and cements a new paradigm. I expect it to happen around Christmas because he’ll probably get an intervention or jet away to get BLACK’d at Hedo II.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Good job elb

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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Good job elb

Elissa is the best lol he hates her now too and all he can do is seeeeeeeeeeeeeeth over her and she just constantly dunks on him with his own words. Brilliant @elb

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

He drinks almost as much as he lies.

When he opens his mouth it's only so lies can come out or alcohol can come in.

That actually reminded me of that one meme so I made a really shitty edit of it

edit: if anyone wants to make a better version by all means, this was just a shitty mspaint text replace

 

[waffle]

I believe he says the reason he keeps the bottles is that Kayla wants to do craft stuff with them. That doesn't explain why they are strewn all over his streaming area instead of in a box somewhere though.

Bro how many bongs could she possibly want to make? The guy generates like 3 to 7 bottles a week.

It'd be pretty funny if she had a booming etsy store we just didn't know about

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

I’m still baffled on who Nick thinks he’s fooling with the bottle licking. Like, that’s even far beyond what other alcoholics do.

maybe people are being unfair to nick. there are some things you cant control. maybe anytime his hands grasp something phallic shaped muscle memory kicks in and it immediately goes to his lips.

 

[Kandinsky]

It has very tenuous evidence. As I recall, Nick joked (or leaned into the joke someone else made) that EgalitarianBtch (wife of ArtTheClown) was his nanny after the pictures @Anticipointment found stirred some discussion. For some reason, people said the blonde was thr nanny.

To be clear, EgalitarianBtch is not the nanny.

Nick has claimed that the nanny is university age and has a a boyfriend that comes over to use the hot tub when she is house sitting for the Rekietas when they are on vacation. Other than that, there has not been much corroborated

Whatever happened to EgalitarianBtch? I saw her in the chat a lot for the one month that I poked around on it, and during that time I just kept reading her and this other chick whose name I can't remember throwing barbs at each other. There was nothing amusing or entertaining about their warring bitchfight, so I quit stopping by. If I want to expose myself to obnoxious behavior, I need not step any further than my own mind.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No one in that house has any taste or sense of aesthetics, so it is not surprising that they don't "see" the clutter, especially if it is mostly lined up against a wall. Tragic, as is the whole interior.

Yeah I don’t want to be petty but the interiors are hideous. They need to gut that place and hire a designer to make it live up to its potential. The kitchen alone is a crime against humanity and what I’ve seen of the rest of it looks both super dated and with styles that weren’t even premium at the time.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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He's such a stereotypical alcoholic, it's incredible.

"There's barely even any booze in it"

*still pounded an entire bottle of cheap wine like a railyard hobo*

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta's seethesplosion from being called an alcoholic on Twitter - here's some additional screenshots that weren't clipped that I saw

Apparently you need an MD to determine Nick is drinking too much.

1. Nick pressed on his shaking hands - Nick claims "Liquor doesn't make my hands shake much" (what does "much" mean?) and confirms he was "on Ritalin for narcolepsy"!


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2. Nick demands "medical sign" that drinking is killing him!


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3. Nick defends "You don't know what it's like to me" some more


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4. Nick melts down after being asked to seethe more before implying that he was just wasting time while "tightening these stupid chair legs" (this has been going on for several hours)


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