Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SN 1054]

Wonder where he's coping and typing this from? Road side?
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This...literally every day.

I wonder why, Nick. Could it be something you did? Na, the hundreds to thousands of people who have said this are probably wrong.

And what evidence for what claim is he talking about? Surely he can't be talking about the accusation that Juju and Vito are/were trying to ruin Eric July's business. The accusation that Nick claims to have seen no evidence of, despite Eric posting a video with a clip of Juju admitting to it even before Juju told Nick right to his face that he was trying to ruin Eric's business.

Hell, how many times has he claimed to have seen no evidence for something regarding the Rippaverse stuff when evidence does exist, and he's just talking out of his ass?

 

[ChromaQuack]

What do you think are in those cabinets?

That question's really simple to answer.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

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Everyone only sees nick thru josh's lens apparently.

If he isn't lying about mixing his meds and booze (and we all know he's lying) it'd mean he never takes his modafinil because he's drinking every single day. How much time would there need to be between the two to not be considered mixing them?

Nick heavily prefers whiskey, and the average caloric density of a 1.5 fl oz pour of 80 proof whiskey is 105 kcal. Using the 1300 kcal number he, astoundingly, admitted to, is 12.38 drinks a day. That's fucking drinking, my guys, especially considering he's built like a twink except 30% body fat.

And according to his own words he's been licking the bottle (read: drinking heavily) for years. I'm wondering how long it'll be before his liver finally gives out, no possible chance it can stand up to being doused in poison every single day.

Nick just happens to drink a shitload of whiskey and he seems to do it almost every night. Even if he had it in him to cut back (he doesn’t), it would still be causing him these problems. And quitting cold turkey — which, again, he’ll never be able to do — would be even worse. As the saying goes, “What do you get when a horse thief stops drinking? A dry horse thief.” Nick as a dry drunk would be so insufferable that his wife and kids would be begging him to drink.

I've heard about people who are so addicted to a substance and use it so regularly that they actually become physically unable to stop using it, to the point even a doctor has to recommend not fully stopping because the body will get such a massive shock. According to a woman I know her husband is completely addicted to coca-cola to the point he doesn't drink water and instead drinks 2 liters of coke every single day and if he doesn't he becomes a wreck within a day.

Now if its bullshit or not, who knows, I'm not versed in drugs and addiction at all. To TL;DR this diatribe: even if Rickets was able to stop drinking mentally he might not be able to stop physically.

If someone ate 86.66 candy bars a week, Nick would be the first one in line to drag them. Whether it’s drinks, drugs or food, it’s hard not to be disgusted by someone casually trashing their body.

But Nick thinks setting up his entire life to allow maximum alcohol consumption makes him cool and smart.

Man I'm a fat fuck with a food/sugar addiction and I couldn't eat so many fucking candy bars. That's a bit over 12 candy bars a day, I feel queasy just thinking about it, and he drinks that fucking much. I know his glass isn't filled to the brim but I have to wonder how many liters/gallons he drinks per week.

No chance every single one of those drinks is from his '200 dollar' bottles, right? If so he's literally drinking his entire trust fund and his children's future away.

 

[AnOminous]

That question's really simple to answer.

Those bottles are full. I can imagine him hoarding and hiding empty bottles though.

No chance every single one of those drinks is from his '200 dollar' bottles, right? If so he's literally drinking his entire trust fund and his children's future away.

The destruction to his career is probably going to cost him a lot more than the mere cost of booze.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now if it’s bullshit or not, who knows, I'm not versed in drugs and addiction at all. To TL;DR this diatribe: even if Rickets was able to stop drinking mentally he might not be able to stop physically.

Physical compulsion is part of addiction (along with mental obsession and what is often called a spiritual malady — basically, all the rotten shit you did in order to keep getting your fix fucks you up on a much deeper level). If you’ve ever had restless legs then you know what it’s like to be desperate for your body to obey your mind and for your body to say “lol no.” Or go mow the lawn for three hours in 100 degree heat and just try not to have a drink of water when you’re done. That’s physical compulsion.

It would be dangerous for Nick to try going cold turkey without medical supervision. That’s why detox exists. But if removing the physical compulsion was all it took to get an alcoholic on the straight and narrow, they could all just go to detox and everything would be peachy. Fixing the wreckage you did to your relationships is what separates the men from the boys.

And that’s why Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. He simply doesn’t have it in him to grow the fuck up and take responsibility for his shit. His parents aren’t to blame for him being a degenerate — he’s an adult with agency — but they sure didn’t help by giving him a responsibility-light (if not responsibility-free) life with access to unearned cash.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Those bottles are full. I can imagine him hoarding and hiding empty bottles though.

The destruction to his career is probably going to cost him a lot more than the mere cost of booze.

He absolutely does. There was one time during a stream where he angled his camera towards his own monitor (basically Nick's POV) and there was like a dozen plus bottles scattered all over the table. There was no space for any movement. It was jam packed with empty bottles.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Those bottles are full.

It's just the emergency hoard number 27 of 735 around the house.

You should see what happened to his navigator, replaced the engine with a compartment full of bottles.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He absolutely does. There was one time during a stream where he angled his camera towards his own monitor (basically Nick's POV) and there was like a dozen plus bottles scattered all over the table. There was no space for any movement. It was jam packed with empty bottles.

There's also this, it took him over two minutes to show off every bottle he could pick up without leaving his streaming chair.

Nick shows every bottle of alcohol he has within arms reach:

Literally within arms reach, that is, without getting up out of his chair. You may notice that this video is over two minutes long.

I counted 23 bottles and maybe like three of them were completely full. Definitely not a drinking problem his liver and his fish heads will always be pickled at least

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Physical compulsion is part of addiction (along with mental obsession and what is often called a spiritual malady — basically, all the rotten shit you did in order to keep getting your fix fucks you up on a much deeper level). If you’ve ever had restless legs then you know what it’s like to be desperate for your body to obey your mind and for your body to say “lol no.” Or go mow the lawn for three hours in 100 degree heat and just try not to have a drink of water when you’re done. That’s physical compulsion.

It would be dangerous for Nick to try going cold turkey without medical supervision. That’s why detox exists. But if removing the physical compulsion was all it took to get an alcoholic on the straight and narrow, they could all just go to detox and everything would be peachy. Fixing the wreckage you did to your relationships is what separates the men from the boys.

And that’s why Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. He simply doesn’t have it in him to grow the fuck up and take responsibility for his shit. His parents aren’t to blame for him being a degenerate — he’s an adult with agency — but they sure didn’t help by giving him a responsibility-light (if not responsibility-free) life with access to unearned cash.

Alcohol dependence is a real, physical thing. It’s weird because it takes a long time to set in.. like eventually your body says “fuck it, we’ll make do” and changes some of its chemical processes to accommodate for all the alcohol.

You don’t even have to necessarily drink a LOT for it to happen, it’s more about drinking regularly without breaks, even if that amounts to habitually having wine with dinner. The key is not having off days.

Once you get physical dependence on alcohol, going cold turkey can cause seizures. hypertensive crisis, and the infamous delirium tremens.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If he isn't lying about mixing his meds and booze (and we all know he's lying) it'd mean he never takes his modafinil because he's drinking every single day. How much time would there need to be between the two to not be considered mixing them?

He doesn't put the pills in his mouth and washes the down with a swig of bourbon from the bottle. That means he's not mixing them. Karen Farms owned again.

 

[McMitch]

I’m still baffled on who Nick thinks he’s fooling with the bottle licking. Like, that’s even far beyond what other alcoholics do.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Alcohol dependence is a real, physical thing. It’s weird because it takes a long time to set in.. like eventually your body says “fuck it, we’ll make do” and changes some of its chemical processes to accommodate for all the alcohol.

You don’t even have to necessarily drink a LOT for it to happen, it’s more about drinking regularly without breaks, even if that amounts to habitually having wine with dinner.

I’ve seen elderly people who have had only had one drink a day for their adult lives decide to eliminate it and end up in very bad shape indeed because they didn’t realize their bodies would object on a level they could scarcely fathom.

But I’m sure Nick thinks he’s an expert in human physiology and body chemistry, too.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He absolutely does. There was one time during a stream where he angled his camera towards his own monitor (basically Nick's POV) and there was like a dozen plus bottles scattered all over the table. There was no space for any movement. It was jam packed with empty bottles.

I believe he says the reason he keeps the bottles is that Kayla wants to do craft stuff with them. That doesn't explain why they are strewn all over his streaming area instead of in a box somewhere though.

 

[Harm]

Wonder where he's coping and typing this from? Road side?
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You broke bread with the people going to war with him. You admitted they begged you for months to get involved and resisted until Eric July seemingly slighted you. You filmed comedy skits with Riley attacking Eric July within 24 hours of him visiting the Isom Knox grave. You claimed you had no idea that Riley even visited the grave to piss on it the same exact livestream where you had a prepared segment about how pissing on a grave shouldn't be considered a crime. You tried to astroturf the loser who visited the grave as if he was a public figure content creator. You came as close to calling Eric July a dirty nigger on livestream as you could. You lied about reaching out to him to make amends and attacked him every single day on Twitter instead, and then blamed him for you not reaching out.

You clearly don't understand social cues if you think you can do all this and still "not be at war" with them. None of that matters though because you have such nice shoulders, Nick! Have another 1,000 calories of whiskey and call it a day. You earned it.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Hmmmm... I wasn't actually on board with the "HE'S POPPING PILLS!" narrative but the way Nick responds with a non-denial denial ("literally has no idea what he's talking about") is very similar to things he's said about things that are clearly true, like Gay 90s or Hedo.

He’s going with “to even SUGGEST such a thing is STUPID” but he drinks when he breathes, and he’s admittedly on prescription medications. He may not be chasing Xanax bars with shots but he’s taking some sort of stimulant for his “narcolepsy” at some point during his day, and alcohol has effect on your body for hours and days after drinking, especially when you’re sozzled to the degree he is so regularly.

You may have a problem if you:
- can’t sleep if you don’t drink
- stay up and develop a separate schedule from your wife to drink
- get drunk and publicly do and say regrettable things you can’t take back on a regular basis
- think you’re a social drinker but always drink alone (internet doesn’t count)
- think it’s a come back to claim you were always a degenerate alcoholic
- drink at least 7x the daily recommended limit from the CDC
- lick your bottles to not waste a single drop of your poison
- starve yourself of food to accommodate your liquid calories to maintain your weight
- are proud of being skinny while substituting whiskey for nutrition
- are spending $50+ a week on your addiction
- take a substance daily that grows and enhances your worst facial feature and ruins your looks
- have erectile dysfunction
- have taught your children that substance abuse and dependency is ok
- act put upon and exasperated when yet another person suggests you have a serious problem
- haven’t / can’t go any longer length of time without your habit

We've already talked about how funny his future with rhinophyma is going to be, right?

He already looks like those weird Italian drunk hobo on a bench hummels, honker coming in nicely

I'm wondering how long it'll be before his liver finally gives out, no possible chance it can stand up to being doused in poison every single day.

Nick recently bragged about his amazing perfect blood work that the doctor wanted to felate him for because a gold star wasn’t good enough to express how healthy he is.

I have a relative who went to the doctor’s 15 years ago for a checkup and was shocked to hear he was in good health, because he has been a chronic pot smoker for 40 years, a six-to-eighteen-pack a day (plus 2-8 shots of whiskey) drinker, with a good couple decades of coke and meth sprinkled in the middle. He took that as carte blanche to continue on, and another 15 years older still references that he has a “clean bill of health”.

Nick is going to reject any signs that he is not doing well and cling to the things that let him continue on in his errors. Btw Nick if you’re rolling on molly there’s a real good chance you’ve done meth, you meth head alcoholic pill rattler

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Wonder where he's coping and typing this from? Road side?
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That's such a lie, Dick was on Nicks show talking shit about Isom and laughing about everything he was doing to cause grief to Eric, Nick even asked him if he's interfering with his business to which Dick ack ack acks and says yes. He's too wet brained to remember his own shows, put him in a nursing home.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I believe he says the reason he keeps the bottles is that Kayla wants to do craft stuff with them.

Unless Kayla has a full-time gig making crafts or teaching kids to make crafts, she is never going to make crafts with THAT many bottles. What’s she doing, turning them all into extremely hazardous rolling pins for family Christmas gifts? He’s so full of shit.

He absolutely does. There was one time during a stream where he angled his camera towards his own monitor (basically Nick's POV) and there was like a dozen plus bottles scattered all over the table. There was no space for any movement. It was jam packed with empty bottles.

No wonder he’s had a change of heart about Ralph and decided to embrace the revenge pornographer who’s constantly insulted his wife and kids. Nick now sees that he and Gunt are kindred spirits.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He doesn't put the pills in his mouth and washes the down with a swig of bourbon from the bottle. That means he's not mixing them. Karen Farms owned again.

"And Kayla doesn't pop the pills, she swallows them normally.

The Farms keeps harvesting Ls"

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

are spending $50+ a week on your addiction

Wouldn't surprise me if 50 dollars is the average per bottle. If he goes through 5.5/week, then Nick spends $1,200 on liquor per week. If you drink modestly and go for decent stuff, that might be how much you spend per year.

I'm assuming Nick spends much more, and someone could make a good estimate by checking the bottles in that one clip and seeing what they retail for in Minnesota. Not that we need to since what self-respecting Youtube millionaire lawyer is drinking cheap $50 bottles of whiskey? That's for plebs who probably don't even own a badass Mustang and take regular trips to Jamaica. Only the best for LawPope!

 

[Spergichu]

How the fuck do you substitute half your daily caloric intake for whiskey? I wasn't entirely convinced of the brain hole theory before. I thought 'Surely he hasn't been an alcoholic long enough to sustain actual brain damage from it.' That's what I get for being too I suppose.