Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
I saw a documentary about it, and one of the guys literally couldn't remember a few minutes in the past. His wife would go out of the room and come back in and he'd act like he hadn't seen her in days. He could still play the piano though.
It's eerie, almost like your life is put on pause right at that moment that you lost the ability to properly absorb thiamine. All the memories from before aren't gone, but you're just not advancing past that hard stop.
 
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We've already talked about how funny his future with rhinophyma is going to be, right?
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Personally, I would be horrified and enraged if someone I considered a friend shared anecdotes regarding my sexual interactions with strangers.
Nick is an unreliable narrator. Only a balldo guarding moron believes what he says at face value.
Each day he would wake up with no recollection of the previous day, or even that there had been a past one. He wasn't really aware of the passage of time either. The condition's permanent too, once it gets that bad there's really not much to be done besides the theraputic equivalent of life support or pallatative care.
I hope Nick has a polaroid camera and a pack of Sharpies.
how close he is to an irrevocably life ruining predicament from all that alcohol.
Shouldn't be much longer.
 
I saw a documentary about it, and one of the guys literally couldn't remember a few minutes in the past. His wife would go out of the room and come back in and he'd act like he hadn't seen her in days. He could still play the piano though.

I thought you might've been memeing on Sammy Jankis. But rewatching the clips, Sammy doesn't play piano.


Edit: Rewatching the clip, Christopher Nolan didn't do his homework. Guy Pearce is praising Sammy for retaining the ability to complete complex tasks like giving insulin. When on camera, they have Sammy injecting insulin right into his wife's veins.
 
Edit: Rewatching the clip, Christopher Nolan didn't do his homework. Guy Pearce is praising Sammy for retaining the ability to complete complex tasks like giving insulin. When on camera, they have Sammy injecting insulin right into his wife's veins.
Teddy said Sammy didn't even have a wife. Leonard was investigating him for an insurance company and in fact uncovered the fact he was faking it.
 
I feel embarrassed that I've been reading the thread for a year and just had the epiphany that "wetbrain" specifically referred to Wernicke-Korsakoff (which I'm well familiar with).

I thought it was just a generic colloquialism and not disease-specific. Never heard it used that way IRL.



There was a helpful infographic on A&N last week that helped to show the population distribution of weekly alcohol consumption (the A&N version was better, but this was the best I could Google).

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A third of the pop never drinks. If you average >2 drinks/week, you are already in the upper third.

There's also a crazy step even from the 80th to 90th percentiles.
To put Nick's drinking into perspective, by his own admission, he consumes 86.66 drinks per week.
 
To put Nick's drinking into perspective, by his own admission, he consumes 86.66 drinks per week.
If someone ate 86.66 candy bars a week, Nick would be the first one in line to drag them. Whether it’s drinks, drugs or food, it’s hard not to be disgusted by someone casually trashing their body.

But Nick thinks setting up his entire life to allow maximum alcohol consumption makes him cool and smart.
 
If someone ate 86.66 candy bars a week, Nick would be the first one in line to drag them. Whether it’s drinks, drugs or food, it’s hard not to be disgusted by someone casually trashing their body.

But Nick thinks setting up his entire life to allow maximum alcohol consumption makes him cool and smart.
True enough, never thought about it.
But obesity is fixable, liver failure isn't.
 
Whole lotta incel prudery in this thread. I've seen nothing to indicate Nick is an alcoholic. If anything, he holds back drinking to the detriment of the show. If he drank just a little more stuff wouldn't get to him as much and he would tell funnier jokes. Nick needs to let go of his inhibitions and drink more.

You pearl clutchers who want Nick to stop drinking are just trying to sabotage Nick because you are jealous of his hot wife, successful career and loving family.

Ignore all the jealous haters Nick and keep pouring down those drinks and licking that bottle.
 
Just a transparent sketch of some random drunk I read about online. I hear he likes learning people's stories at the bar. I bet he would look great alongside such kindred spirits inside a highly informative Alcohol Abuse pamphlet. Maybe it could be titled: "Pull up!: Tips to Accept Responsibility and Take Back Control of Your Life"...

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To put Nick's drinking into perspective, by his own admission, he consumes 86.66 drinks per week.
Considering the streams I've seen him on and where he drinks that much AFTER showing up already slurring his words, I seriously think he's actually underestimating it.
 
I haven’t forgotten. Perhaps I didn’t phrase it in a way he would’ve; maybe a “get your shit together” day. Either way, he’s long since sailed past anything resembling empathy with his male audience. He freely throws the formerly verboten “incel“ around like it’s a fifth grade basketball game.

I suspect Nick’s promised Chad Dad streams are as dead in the water as his Locals gift, among many other promises. Just as well; would you take life advice from someone who stuffs his nuts in a rubber device and a bottle in his ass? Nay.
I love how Nick acted like a paragon of masculinity for years but his house is an absolute mess and his wife is a useless pill-popper who doesn't even clean or cook. He probably upped his drinking because larping as an e-daddy and going on about how great marriage is and how men should know how to cook brought so much cognitive dissonance on him when he walked upstairs to his wreck of a kitchen and slurped down some cold ramen and pre-packaged eggs like a stereotypical college student.

I cannot even fathom why anyone would unironically watch or take advice from Nick after he himself shows the actual state of his house. Even CGoody and AndrewWahoo probably aren't thinking of Nick as their e-daddy anymore but a fellow burnout just like them. His kids must be so beyond fucked up, and given his oldest son wants to become a streamer, I bet he's going to get a thread here himself once he turns 18.
To put Nick's drinking into perspective, by his own admission, he consumes 86.66 drinks per week.
Where did Nick say that? He'd be going through almost 6 bottles of whiskey a week, almost a bottle a day. I cannot fathom that sort of alcoholism. Even when I was a fucking moron right after college and drank way too much (maybe like 1/3 of that) I could never go through a bottle of liquor a day, it just feels miserable and forced by the end and made me not want to drink (or do anything else) for a day after. How does anyone get any enjoyment out of that?

And I was spending about $100/month (in mid-10s money) on that habit. This idiot is buying some good bottles of whiskey he's too drunk to appreciate and easily burns through $100 worth of liquor in two days. What a wetbrained dumbass.
 
Whole lotta incel prudery in this thread. I've seen nothing to indicate Nick is an alcoholic. If anything, he holds back drinking to the detriment of the show. If he drank just a little more stuff wouldn't get to him as much and he would tell funnier jokes. Nick needs to let go of his inhibitions and drink more.

You pearl clutchers who want Nick to stop drinking are just trying to sabotage Nick because you are jealous of his hot wife, successful career and loving family.

Ignore all the jealous haters Nick and keep pouring down those drinks and licking that bottle.
In fact, the incel prudes here are trying to KILL the man by not letting him drink. It's a known scientific fact that whiskey actually extends your lifespan by 2 minutes for every shot you take. If anything, he's not drinking nearly enough to stay healthy and needs to up the dosage by at least 750 ml more a night. You can trust me on that, I'm a True and Honest doctor who'd totally never lie about anything on the internet.
 
Where did Nick say that?
It's back of the napkin calculations based on his recent statement that he budgets 1300kcal/day for booze. The average caloric density of a 1.5 fluid ounce pour of 80 proof whiskey (the CDC/NIH definition of "standard drink") is 105kcal. So 1300/105=12.38. 12.38(7)=86.66. again, this is crude reckoning, but it's reckoning based on information he's willingly given to us.
 
He really tells people "I will measure out precisely 13 shots to ensure my calories remain in a deficit" Bullshit. I would guess he's probably at around a fifth a day and just doesn't bother to eat since it gets in the way of him being drunk. Addicts and especially alcoholics always under report how much they drink or consume and if he's stumbling around drinking a fifth or more per day it's going to catch up to him sooner or later. That shit melts people's organs eventually.

The only time he eats solids is when he's in his kitchen crying to the camera about how hard it is to be a trust fund baby who grew up in the mean suburbs.
 
It's back of the napkin calculations based on his recent statement that he budgets 1300kcal/day for booze. The average caloric density of a 1.5 fluid ounce pour of 80 proof whiskey (the CDC/NIH definition of "standard drink") is 105kcal. So 1300/105=12.38. 12.38(7)=86.66. again, this is crude reckoning, but it's reckoning based on information he's willingly given to us.
Only thing is plenty of whiskeys are more than 40% ABV so either he drinks less of those (lol) or he doesn't care.
He really tells people "I will measure out precisely 13 shots to ensure my calories remain in a deficit" Bullshit. I would guess he's probably at around a fifth a day and just doesn't bother to eat since it gets in the way of him being drunk. Addicts and especially alcoholics always under report how much they drink or consume and if he's stumbling around drinking a fifth or more per day it's going to catch up to him sooner or later. That shit melts people's organs eventually.

The only time he eats solids is when he's in his kitchen crying to the camera about how hard it is to be a trust fund baby who grew up in the mean suburbs.
Yeah, there's no way. You can pretend you're going to be all methodical about your drinking as much as you want, but once you're 5-6 shots in, you're either going to stop right there because you have the willpower to know you've had too much, or you're going to keep going and not give a fuck about how much you drink until you really feel miserable (or pass out). Plus 13 shots is almost a whole fifth, does anyone really believe Nick wouldn't just drink the rest?
 
He talks at length on stream about being sent the balldo, a dildo that let’s him insert his testicles into his wife’s vagina, and now again talks on how he’s being sent one that vibrates to potentially either a) physically assault his wife’s vaginal canal b) explore the endless void that is an anal cavity.

Same guy that thinks that respect is a necessity in a relationship, says stuff like if a guy gets pegged the woman cannot respect him ever and the relationship is dead, talks and giggles with other men about putting his balls in his wife’s vagina. That‘s respect, according to him. If she never appeared on stream and he never mentioned her outside of the fact he is married that’d be one thing, but everyone knows exactly who she is and he has invited his thousands of viewers into HER bedroom. The stuff he’s vocally most principled on is the stuff he contradicts the hardest later on.
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"Oh hey dere Kayla, howsitgoin? Bob says he's been watching your Nick's youtube show and he says that Nick's been shovin' his balls inside yer asshole. Is that true? Holy smokes! Couldn't be me! Something about 'Jamaica' too which was pretty goshdarned strange. Anyways the sermon's about to start, we'll talk about this later okay?"
 
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