Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Even Runkle couldn't drive superchats and yt seems a bit low with $285 although he almost peaked at 3k. That seems like a high for him recently.

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[Wodanaz]

It just hit me, the Sonichu demon has transferred itself from Chris, to Ralph, and then to Rekieta, when he showed that he was stupid enough to accept Ralph's apology and start fucking with all his other associations like Josh and Eric July for no reason. I think stupidity is a necessary precondition for the Sonichu demon to take root in a host. Am I late on this?

 

[Strix454]

cant nick pay a paralegal to research legal cases spend an hour to review before stream. do an hour or two then pull out the whiskey and have REKITA AFTER DARK.

Nick has repeatedly explained that hiring people is horrible for him. When he doesn't want to do a task, he just ignores it and reaches for the bottle (or the porn). But hiring people means that they are going to bother him with questions or demand that he do things and generally be buzzkills. Its also alot of work to hire a person itself.
I mean Nick is already totally at his breaking point over the stress from making that single hotel reservation. He is only one man and people are just asking too much of him.

 

[The oxymoronic European]

God Nick's voice sounds so different now than it was even a year ago. The way his words automatically seem to slur together even when not drunk (a rarity). It honestly reminds me of Ralph, who actually used to sound like a normal person, instead of a Maker's Mark salesman.

Going at the rate that he is (especially because of his midlife-crisis), I don't think he's going to last another five years. There are already neurological problems from his drinking, it's just a matter of time until they impact something that isn't just his speech.

 

[Strix454]

I think Nick stated that he was a contract/ estate lawyer primarily, which isn’t anything to be ashamed of.

Nick never seemed to have any particular legal specialty. He did a handful of utterly random cases on the record between 2015 and 2018. Then almost nothing. In the past, Nick's defenders would loudly claim that he was a massively successful lawyer in particular areas of law where there was no way to prove that he wasn't (like the theory that Nick was massively successful in estate planning or private contracts).

Since I first saw him on stream years ago, my impression has always been that he knows most of what he was taught in school about the law, but has very little in the way of practical experience in the law.

For an attorney coming out of school trying to establish a solo legal practice in a rural area like he was, you have to be willing to take on any business that comes your way. There is nothing lazy or immoral about doing guilty plea cases. Especially if you have no real trial experience yet. That work has to be done by someone in society. But one would normally progress from there to slightly more complicated cases. But Nick gave it all up so quickly that I don't know that even that is worth holding against him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick gave it all up so quickly that I don't know that even that is worth holding against him.

The issue seems to be not that Nick took whatever cases and matters came his way- as you state, that's what you do in a small town.

The issue is that Nick doesn't stick to anything. Didn't try in highschool, drifted between schools in college, did a few bank things, fell into law school, did law for a couple of years, did lawtubing for a few years, now wants to do coomstreaming.

Feckless, rudderless, retarded, take your pick. About the only thing he's stuck with is Kayla. (And for all the jokes and speculation on the forum, they are still married.)

 

[Puff]

In the past, Nick's defenders would loudly claim that he was a massively successful lawyer in particular areas of law where there was no way to prove that he wasn't (like the theory that Nick was massively successful in estate planning or private contracts).

Where? Certainly not here, even back when the thread was pro-Nick. He was assumed to be a minor local attorney and a pretty damn new one and open about never having been to trial... just plea deals for the "literally caught with meth" crowd.
Edit: Are you conflating him with Ty Beard, who is a successful estate, mergers, and asset lawyer, but sure as shit shouldn't have been litigating defamation?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Unclipped Gems From Nick Rekieta's May 12 Stream

While writing a previous post I wanted to check the unedited clip of what Nick said in his stream about Hedonism II in May of this year just to make sure the clip posted on the "Hey Clip This" channel wasn't edited deceptively in some way.

These statements came near the end of the stream. The amount of crazy shit going on by the end of these Friday streams was wild. I had assumed everything this crazy would have gotten clipped, but I don't think so because all of this is new to me.

I have put timestamps so you can verify these all happened, the full stream is located here.

Nick shows every bottle of alcohol he has within arms reach:

Literally within arms reach, that is, without getting up out of his chair. You may notice that this video is over two minutes long.

No drinking problem BTW. (04:46:00)

Nick wishes he didn't have kids so he could make bank on OnlyFans:

Nick relays that he had spoken to a "friend" at "an event" (what event is that ) who decided to go into porn online with their partner. They make $6,000 per month. Nick says "I have a way bigger platform than you, I can make a shitload more than six grand a month doing porn."

Nick says he began thinking "what sales pitch do I have to..." before trailing off and saying he is sad that he can't do porn because he has kids and they might see it. "If you do the sex thing, you can never have kids".

He adds "If I thought for a second that me alone could make a fortune on OnlyFans, I would be on OnlyFans in a heartbeat. I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck. I am so fucking comfortable being naked these days, I don't care about fucking anything anymore. I have no modesty, I have no shame, I don't give a shit. The shit I have said on the Internet is worse than my dick and asshole being on the Internet." (05:21:00)

Nick went to a male strip club with the cheerleaders:

No comment required. (05:43:00)

Nick had to leave to pick up one of the darn kids at 9:00am:

Nick describes a complicated scheduling situation where he has to leave his house to pick up one of his darn kids, who would inform him mid-journey whether he actually needed to be picked up. If the answer was no, Nick would turn around half-way and head back home.

"So I have to leave my house in 9am. That's in 4 hours." (05:49:00)

 

[Harm]

His voice sounds like someone put a filter over a man to make them sound like a whiny bitch except the filter is 5 years of shit life choices.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

God Nick's voice sounds so different now than it was even a year ago. The way his words automatically seem to slur together even when not drunk (a rarity). It honestly reminds me of Ralph, who actually used to sound like a normal person, instead of a Maker's Mark salesman.

Going at the rate that he is (especially because of his midlife-crisis), I don't think he's going to last another five years. There are already neurological problems from his drinking, it's just a matter of time until they impact something that isn't just his speech.

I think he sounds like a total twink fag, his mannerisms and the way he talks, the way he just "doesn't care" while swinging his limp wrists around. Total twink faggot, its amazing what getting fucked in the ass for a year and molly will do to a guy. We need a case study on this.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Literally within arms reach, that is, without getting up out of his chair. You may notice that this video is over two minutes long.

I counted 23 bottles and maybe like three of them were completely full. Definitely not a drinking problem his liver and his fish heads will always be pickled at least

 

[Sam Losco]

I don't give a fuck. I am so fucking comfortable being naked these days, I don't care about fucking anything anymore. I have no modesty, I have no shame, I don't give a shit. The shit I have said on the Internet is worse than my dick and asshole being on the Internet." (05:21:00)

Oh God, I hope he's not walking around naked in front of his kids.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick wishes he didn't have kids so he could make bank on OnlyFans:

Optimistic. Any fags or ladies have a nose fetish?

Nick went to a male strip club

Of course he did. He was just looking for another epiphany, guys

Nick had to leave to pick up one of the darn kids at 9:00am

Wow, 3-4 hours later than the blue collar guys. Poor Nick, dying on the cross for his family.

Nick shows every bottle of alcohol he has within arms reach

Literally only alcoholics. Fucking pathetic. A normal person can feel totally comfortable with their next drink still being on a store shelf.

 

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He adds "If I thought for a second that me alone could make a fortune on OnlyFans, I would be on OnlyFans in a heartbeat. I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck. I am so fucking comfortable being naked these days, I don't care about fucking anything anymore. I have no modesty, I have no shame, I don't give a shit. The shit I have said on the Internet is worse than my dick and asshole being on the Internet." (05:21:00)

He should get his foot in the door by starting a campaign. Something simple. Say...if his fans donate $750, he'll show his dick.

 

[northstar747]

Nick has repeatedly explained that hiring people is horrible for him. When he doesn't want to do a task, he just ignores it and reaches for the bottle (or the porn). But hiring people means that they are going to bother him with questions or demand that he do things and generally be buzzkills. Its also alot of work to hire a person itself.

Damn nick honestly sucks at a thing called deligation you hire a paralegal to do research, and if wants to me more entertainer he gets a manager or a "assistant" and tells them to "figure shit out" See being your own boss is a double edge sword.

@Null how much prep work do you need to do your streams, and is it helpful for kiwis to drop material in your MATI thread?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Perhaps the silicone ring is some kind of Promise Keeper's ring for swingers?

No. Stop reading that far into it. He's just got baby bitch hands and the silicone is more comfortable.

Seriously, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Not everything is secretly about letting other people rail out his wife. Christ.

 

[Null]

@Null how much prep work do you need to do your streams, and is it helpful for kiwis to drop material in your MATI thread?

I do read the Mad at the Internet thread. I generally take notes throughout the week. I prep about 6 hours before the stream, which can be as simple as getting all my tabs open, or sometimes I take extra time to watch stuff and stringently timestamp it if it's good stuff.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As a hunourous note, I was having problems with Panoptes crashing recently. Had no idea what it was for a few days. The site is loading normally, so I put in some code to log some stats. It came up that it was crashing when trying to check if there was a new chat after a few dozen attempts.

It is a webdriver issue where if you use the browser 'back' button enough, you eventually get a memory leak. However, this only triggers in my program once there has been no activity in the chat for a while.

TL;DR The LOCALS chat is so dead, refreshing the page so often crashes my logger.

 

[Not Who You Think]

He thinks nool was somehow buck broken by being called this? If someone said this about me, I wouldn't even be insulted. I'd just be confused why they were saying something that idiotic.

After witnessing Nick's lame gay-op directed at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu with a plausible lie about himself doing degen stuff with a fan, it is clear why Nick thinks this way:

After so many L's Nick is desperate for a W, if only in his own mind.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I do read the Mad at the Internet thread. I generally take notes throughout the week. I prep about 6 hours before the stream, which can be as simple as getting all my tabs open, or sometimes I take extra time to watch stuff and stringently timestamp it if it's good stuff.

I have to say, if you weren’t brand-toxic and marked for cancellation, you’d probably be a well respected streamer.

You don’t stumble or forget what you were talking about, the presentation is pretty seamless, etc etc.