Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick melts down

Nick has literally the weakest and least funny comebacks of anyone in the history of the internet. If he had even one true friend in his life, they’d pull him aside and tell him this. My gentle Boomer mom has better comebacks FFS.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's eerie, almost like your life is put on pause right at that moment that you lost the ability to properly absorb thiamine. All the memories from before aren't gone, but you're just not advancing past that hard stop.

It is almost a poetic correlative for arrested development.

What do you think are in those cabinets?

Balldos.

This...literally every day.

I wonder why, Nick. Could it be something you did? Na, the hundreds to thousands of people who have said this are probably wrong.

And what evidence for what claim is he talking about? Surely he can't be talking about the accusation that Juju and Vito are/were trying to ruin Eric July's business. The accusation that Nick claims to have seen no evidence of, despite Eric posting a video with a clip of Juju admitting to it even before Juju told Nick right to his face that he was trying to ruin Eric's business.

Hell, how many times has he claimed to have seen no evidence for something regarding the Rippaverse stuff when evidence does exist, and he's just talking out of his ass?

But did you match Dick's arseprint to the scene of the crime?

Nick is purposefully conflating the colloquial and the legal meaning of 'evidence'

Whatever happened to EgalitarianBtch? I saw her in the chat a lot for the one month that I poked around on it, and during that time I just kept reading her and this other chick whose name I can't remember throwing barbs at each other. There was nothing amusing or entertaining about their warring bitchfight, so I quit stopping by. If I want to expose myself to obnoxious behavior, I need not step any further than my own mind.

A lot of the regulars stopped using the chat. It was a mix of the logging, internecine drama, and Nick's abandonment. They still pay, but rarely show up unless it is a live LOCALS stream.

There were also some regulars like Art (Egalitarian's husband) who were criticizing Nick openly for his lack of streaming or for random things they did not agree upon.

 

[Bepis]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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Good job elb
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Very convenient for Nick that, just like with what he said about Monty, he can just never quite seem to remember the important details when it looks bad for him. We should all be so blessed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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The best part of the clip is watching the light move with every sip.

 

[Kandinsky]

Nick is an unreliable narrator. Only a balldo guarding moron believes what he says at face value.

Nick publicly went on to try to humiliate and embarrass someone he previously referred to as a friend. The narration or accuracy of his storytelling in this particular instance doesn't really matter. He was ill-intentioned in his telling of the story in order to cast Andrew in a shameful light. That was the noteworthy part.

I'd be curious to see a montage of all the times Nick divulged excessive information about one of his "friends" in an attempt to embarrass or ridicule them, and the subsequent fallout. Does anyone have a running list of people he has done this to after feeling slighted by them?

 

[thebigdream]

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He's such a stereotypical alcoholic, it's incredible.

"There's barely even any booze in it"

*still pounded an entire bottle of cheap wine like a railyard hobo*

It was just 5%! And if it wasn't, it was because I didn't read the label correctly. And if I didn't read the label correctly, it's because they printed the percentage too small to read. So who's REALLY at fault?

 

[Spergichu]

1. Nick pressed on his shaking hands - Nick claims "Liquor doesn't make my hands shake much" (what does "much" mean?) and confirms he was "on Ritalin for narcolepsy"!

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"Not eating makes my hands shake"

Maybe if you didn't replace half your daily calories with booze, that wouldn't be an issue.

 

[Captain Manning]

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He's such a stereotypical alcoholic, it's incredible.

"There's barely even any booze in it"

*still pounded an entire bottle of cheap wine like a railyard hobo*

Is anybody really surprised though? If he admits alcohol causes him to act like a jackass, he'd have to admit alcohol is a problem.

It'll be a cold day in hell before he does that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is done tightening the loose chair legs, which means he's put down the phone and stopped his Twitter seething about being called an alcoholic.

...He then picked up the phone and moved on to arguing his "diaper fetishist' joke was funny.


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[Catgirl Tyranid]

Rekieta's seethesplosion from being called an alcoholic on Twitter - here's some additional screenshots that weren't clipped that I saw

Apparently you need an MD to determine Nick is drinking too much.

1. Nick pressed on his shaking hands - Nick claims "Liquor doesn't make my hands shake much" (what does "much" mean?) and confirms he was "on Ritalin for narcolepsy"!

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2. Nick demands "medical sign" that drinking is killing him!

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3. Nick defends "You don't know what it's like to me" some more

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4. Nick melts down after being asked to seethe more before implying that he was just wasting time while "tightening these stupid chair legs" (this has been going on for several hours)

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This has to be the most pathetic display of linguistic sparing I've ever seen. Forget high-school mean girl, this is grade school "I know you are, but what am I" levels of seethe.

Today I found out Nick is a non-practicing English major in addition to being a non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta is done tightening the loose chair legs, which means he's put down the phone and stopped his Twitter seething about being called an alcoholic.

...He then picked up the phone and moved on to arguing his "diaper fetishist' joke was funny.

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Look man, Dick Masterson and Vito went ACK ACK ACK (probably). That means it's obviously funny. People just don't understand comedy. Dick is a "professional comedian," so his expert opinion matters the most. Duh.

 

[Harm]

"Not eating makes my hands shake"

Maybe if you didn't replace half your daily calories with booze, that wouldn't be an issue.

He also fails to understand that alcoholics use booze to stave away the shakes. The part which makes them shake is the withdrawals from not having drank alcohol.

It's also a classic deflection to point out other times they've had their obvious signs of alcoholism pop up as if it matters that he shakes when his blood sugar is low.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Nick who’s been furiously replying to all these tweets is the same one who less than a week ago was drunkenly lecturing everyone how the internet isn’t real and nothing that happens there matters.

Okay, Drinky.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

no possible chance it can stand up to being doused in poison every single day.

I would be shocked if he didn't already have asymptomatic alcoholic fatty liver disease. Frankly, I'd go as far to say that he's already suffering from the early stages of alcohol related hepatitis, which presents with weight loss and skin lesions of various types. Those skin lesions, because I'm sure you're curious, can present as angiomas on the face, which gives that bright red nose and cheek look.

I don't know if it's related at all, but the slurred speech and general drowsiness can also be caused by hepatic encephalopathy, which is essentially brain damage due to the liver being unable to filter out all the toxins in his blood. It's important to note that hepatic encephalopathy is NOT "wet brain," which is brain damage due to extended thiamine deficiency.

Anyway, I think he's dying rather quickly. From an outside observer with an emergency medical background, he looks like he's a few years away from kicking the bucket. Likely not from liver or kidney death, but from aspirating on his own vomit after passing out drunk.

 

[AnOminous]

This has to be the most pathetic display of linguistic sparing I've ever seen. Forget high-school mean girl, this is grade school "I know you are, but what am I" levels of seethe.

"I'm not touching you! I"m not touching you!" What a seething faggot.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Whole lotta incel prudery in this thread. I've seen nothing to indicate Nick is an alcoholic. If anything, he holds back drinking to the detriment of the show. If he drank just a little more stuff wouldn't get to him as much and he would tell funnier jokes. Nick needs to let go of his inhibitions and drink more.

You pearl clutchers who want Nick to stop drinking are just trying to sabotage Nick because you are jealous of his hot wife, successful career and loving family.

Ignore all the jealous haters Nick and keep pouring down those drinks and licking that bottle.

I'm a former alcoholic, I'd frankly be comfortable saying he's as down bad as I was, if not worse. This is what he chooses to show people, who can say what he's omitting.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Wonder where he's coping and typing this from? Road side?
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"I'm not at war with the rippaverse [sic]. Never was. I merely wouldn't throw my friend under the bus without evidence of what he was claimed to have done.

Just to clarify, whom exactly is Nick referring to as "his friend" he was sticking up for in the EJ drama?

Riley? Dick? Vito?

AFAIK, the only Rekieta household areas that were shown while streaming were his . . .

- Kitchen
- Inside the gun vault where he does his streaming
- The front of his garages where he parks his Crustang
- Back area of the garage where he showed us an old truck sitting there for years.
- Patio area where his hot tub is located at

IMO, I think the house is more cluttered than it is trashed/dirty/broken. I'm pretty sure those three garages shown on Zillow are probably filled with what you would put in a storage unit.

Spoiler: Kitchen area where Nick seethes

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This is a screenshot I took from an @elb clip where Nick is just about to step into camera view at the start of the stream. You can see part of this cuck's shoulder in the lower left hand corner.

The counter in most of his streams you only see half the view, the middle of the counter going to the back. There's no spacing in between the items, looks more like an arrangement on a bookshelf. What do you think are in those cabinets?

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He's streamed occasionally from a TV/family room area. That's where the infamous thot twitch streamer event happened. I'm not sure if that's the same area he did a few Drex streams, that may have been an enclosed porch.

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There was also this corner that Nick consistently did Locals streams from 6+ months ago until he moved to the kitchen FT.

It could be the same thot twitch stream room. Or perhaps a side room off the kitchen.

We don't see much anyways besides some wood paneling and a TV.

I’m really waiting for a blackout stream like the hot tub, but where Nick has a cans.wav moment where you see all the empty’s roll behind him as he crushes 40K figurines and has PTSD flashbacks to the Transformers doll incident.

It’s going to happen, I believe it’ll happen. The July cope stream was almost there, but he just needed to get that Ralphamale energy up.
He’s going to have a pill stream moment that destroys his old reputation and cements a new paradigm. I expect it to happen around Christmas because he’ll probably get an intervention or jet away to get BLACK’d at Hedo II.

Nick might unironically have to be thankful that his address was doxxed so that live viewers have somewhere to send the ambulance.

(Being facetious obviously, no gays ops please).

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Apparently you need an MD to determine Nick is drinking too much.

"Not fat an alcoholic by any medical definition prude incel you have been told many thousands of times I only drink when I'm awake enjoy prison med school."
It's been said before but the resemblance to fatrick is uncanny. The appeal to authority fallacy is a common tactic of SJW's Balldoman you wouldn't want to be a SJW now would you?

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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He's such a stereotypical alcoholic, it's incredible.

"There's barely even any booze in it"

*still pounded an entire bottle of cheap wine like a railyard hobo*

"It's just two and a half beers worth so it doesn't count!"

Also who drinks that stuff anyway? I thought those 5%ish kinda-sorta-maybe-wines only existed to skirt around laws regarding alcohol sales so you could sell them easier in places with tighter alcohol legislation.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Also who drinks that stuff anyway? I thought those 5%ish kinda-sorta-maybe-wines only existed to skirt around laws regarding alcohol sales so you could sell them easier in places with tighter alcohol legislation.

Some women are light weights both in the literal and metaphorical sense. Additionally, if the end goal isn't necessarily intoxication, but the social aspect, bringing a 5% to a BYOB party makes perfect sense.

Edit: The wine was obviously Kayla's.
Edit Edit: No booze is safe from the Balldo.