🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[laoyang]

Is it wrong to be a little miffed that Jon got to tickle her feet and I didn't? Hypothetically of course.

 

[CoolFool]

People already listed good reasons to not go on the show, which I agree with most of them. Personally, my biggest reason for not wanting to go is because I get grossed out easily and there's no way I would last even one day in such filthy conditions. I still don't know how Letty managed to be handcuffed to Chris while he had explosive diarrhea and not kill him.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

People already listed good reasons to not go on the show, which I agree with most of them. Personally, my biggest reason for not wanting to go is because I get grossed out easily and there's no way I would last even one day in such filthy conditions. I still don't know how Letty managed to be handcuffed to Chris while he had explosive diarrhea and not kill him.

There must’ve been something in the contract. Because if I were in her position and had no contractual obligation, I would deck the shit out of him the moment he sat down on that toilet, as I’m sure many of people in this thread would do. I’m pretty sure he spit on her before that which could be considered battery, so I’m surprised she kept her rage under wraps. Then again, if I was a 5 foot tall woman who weighs less than 100 pounds I would be pretty intimidated by the 450 pound blob of flesh as well.

Credit where credits is due, Vance also had to have some self control to not freak out when Chris was nude in the same room as him.

 

[Punitive Castration]

It was pretty clear Vance out of everyone fucking hated how gross it was. I thought it was kind of funny that they actually had an interview clip in one of the episodes of him mentioning that he's a germophobe and that he hated camping because he needs to wash his hands because I thought I was weird for picking up on him taking a full two minutes at the sink to wash his hands everytime.

I don't think he would have quit if they had showered him in goop or showered his possessions in goop the way they showered Letty, but he probably would have shut down over it a lot harder than anyone realized. If they had taped him to Chris while Chris shat pure disease he WOULD have quit though, or else gone Sylviamode and started looping about how he's not quitting he's just reframing the rules to allow him to untape himself and punch Chris in the jaw.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

No, I don't, Jon

 

[Sicko Hunter]

. Personally, my biggest reason for not wanting to go is because I get grossed out easily and there's no way I would last even one day in such filthy conditions.

Sleep deprivation would easily be the biggest issue for me. I can deal with the TTS and stink but being kept up would mentally unravel me. If I go more then 24 hours without sleep I'm just in hell mentally.

f they had taped him to Chris while Chris shat pure disease he WOULD have quit though, or else gone Sylviamode and started looping about how he's not quitting he's just reframing the rules to allow him to untape himself and punch Chris in the jaw.

I think if Vance was going to be taped to Chris he would just outright refuse to do and accept whatever happened next. He's not the type of guy to meltdown like Sylvia did.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

My title for that image btw is "A peasant kneels before her god"

 

[code123]

My title for that image btw is "A peasant kneels before her god"

Friar fatty blesses his latest convert

Edit: there are so Manny good pics from this show. Hope s2 can live in its shadow

 

[Punitive Castration]

Sleep deprivation would easily be the biggest issue for me. I can deal with the TTS and stink but being kept up would mentally unravel me. If I go more then 24 hours without sleep I'm just in hell mentally.

I definitely wouldn't be able to sleep, and I don't get tired I just start going nuts. They'd find me in the most obscure room of the house staring up at the camera like

and if anyone tried to ask why it'd just be "uh... I was going to... listen... I was.... haha...?"

IMO, the real obstruction is the inability to chisel the plan in stone. If I was going to come to my boss and say, I'm taking time off from work, unpaid, I could probably do that, but I could not

• do it with less than a month's notice
• do it and then come back and say nevermind I'm not going
• change the length of time to be any longer or shorter

edit:
with very little advance notice, Letty will be a guest on The Palace with Charls Carroll today (now, basically)

• Letty is in person for the stream
• Letty fitting in right at home with Charl's weirdness, he literally blamed something on the phase of the moon and Letty went, yeah!
• Erick Hayden asked her if she was ever afraid of things going off the rails, she ran through Damiel threatening her and Lance protecting her, and Chris spitting on her. Charls asked, isn't Fatty sweet? And Letty said maybe only when you first meet him.
• Erick asks what she does in her day-to-day and she just says she hangs on the computer.

• I could have too much faith in Letty but listening to Charls fall down a mental khole trying to explain what a courtroom illustrator is makes me think she's going to learn how to do this too. Watching live, she's just watching him right now and has only been able to talk about banal things like Stardew Valley or whatever, but I bet by the end she's going to be doing his thing back at him.
• Yeah I wasn't wrong, she started talking about Albert Camus, existentialism, nihilism and absurdism and they both did a double take. She also complimented Charls' Terry Davis hoodie.
• She says she talked to Charls' wife Effina about whether she should cut her hair off if it "contains negative energy." And now she's talking about Polish plaits.
• Erick tells her that people want to see her on YouTube. Letty says streaming isn't her medium of choice but that she wants to finish reacting to the episodes. Erick did a kind of that's not what I meant reaction and says maybe she should do sketches (and they were in one together in WP2) and is trying to push her a bit towards what she might need to do that.
• Letty's now talking about how artists shouldn't be paid because squalor is inspiration and wealth distances them from their original creative position.

• Taste testing chocolate milk in the chocolate milk chamber

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I know most people here watched the show live but if anyone needs a little more context to enjoy the edited episodes this video is a fantastic recap which includes all the context Jet and his editors left out. As someone with shit memory who watched everything live it also unlocked a ton of memories I had forgotten from the show like Damiel trying to shit into the loot box on day 6 getting the stream banned on Youtube.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I think it speaks volumes that post-Tank, you have Letty guesting on an MDE member's podcast in person, and you have Jon shitting out nonsense tweets and boring Jontent. IMO Letty gels with the overall feel of Charls' stuff very well, too. A slower, less aggressive, more schizo environment. I would be surprised if she doesn't show up on Season 2 of Fishtank in some capacity since she seems to get along with the crew (and also is probably dating one of them)

 

[Punitive Castration]

I think it speaks volumes that post-Tank, you have Letty guesting on an MDE member's podcast in person, and you have Jon shitting out nonsense tweets and boring Jontent. IMO Letty gels with the overall feel of Charls' stuff very well, too. A slower, less aggressive, more schizo environment. I would be surprised if she doesn't show up on Season 2 of Fishtank in some capacity since she seems to get along with the crew (and also is probably dating one of them)

For real. I was skimming that video that @Sicko Hunter posted out of curiosity and it really brings to mind how often Sam said he didn't like her on the show and how that led the other fish to say they don't like her, she smells, she's the next to go, etc. and yet of anyone she's the most likely to keep getting second and third chances to work with MDE itself, not just Fishtank. Her appearance could have been smoother on The Palace, but I think it's more that Erick and Charls wanted to let her talk about herself and she doesn't seem to want to do that at all.


I dunno, is it time for another re-rank?


1. Vance (up from #3) New album just dropped this last weekend, he says it's outperforming what he expected. We'll take his word that he has been cast on this potential TV show and is writing for it. His streams do not bleed viewers anymore. He is the pig, slowly building his brick house.

2. Josie (down from #1) Bleeding views, still. It could be said to be unfair, she's making more money per week bleeding views than Vance is making while he's doing three different things, but his resume builders are starting to have more value than her minimum wage streaming job. Her appearances with Alex Stein give, eh, what the fuck will you be in a year?

3. Sylvia (down from #2) Album and tour in the books, she mentioned something on X about opening for Ariel Pink which I didn't screenshot and I'm worried I might've dreamed. But if that was real, I'd say she's above Josie right now (again, resume builders).

4. Jon (down from #3) He's getting fewer and fewer views on his podcasts, which did start out very strong but are now starting to gutter out. He's lost his streaming momentum and I don't think he has Tobuscus in the books anymore, it's been too long since he mentioned it. He also relies on an unsustainably large number of fans to help him with his content and isn't learning how to do what they do to slowly take the wheel for himself. The Sylvia meltdown has lost him his connection to Froggy and most of the cast.

5. Letty (up from #6) Working on a rap album with Taxcin, WP2 is still in the tunnel. Stream tonight with Charls and Erick shows she still has their number. I think she's still waffling but if they keep pushing her in the right direction, she'll catch on (unlike Damiel, see below)

6. Damiel (down from #5) He seemed to be busting his ass between getting evicted from his exes' until he did an open mic at Skankfest, but now he's back to treating Chris Lynch like his ex and hurting his pockets I guess. There were rumors of big things mentioned on HK2 but either they're not happening or they're too big to be talked about. But the dude hasn't gotten a haircut since the show ended so I don't get the feeling he's busy.

7. Mauro (up from # I don't know why, but Mauro has been making little vlogs for the last couple weeks. They're not interesting, but he's actually getting half as many views as Jon has, and he's learning a little bit about editing as he goes. So credit to him, it's more than nothing.

8. Simmons (down from #7) He's stopped grinding singing guides on Insta and is now just reposting memes.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what Letty even did on the show that's burning Jon's ass like this.

That was probably the first time a girl flirted with him IRL and it made him uncomfortable and insecure so he tries to turn it against her. A lot of incels do that kind of stuff.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Despite being Sam Hyde's top wigger and helping run their ethereum and nft schemes, this broke fuck doesn't have $10 to spend on McDonalds because "his card got lost."

Goyslop, as it were, should be something avoided at all costs - especially during these Stagflationary days where Sammy Gunnz himself has talked about needing to get "right" and "healthy" in.

 

[AskeDead]

Letty is the protagonist of Fish Tank

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm still watching that Fishtank season 1 recap I posted above and the guy who made it is a Josiecel so of course he goes on and on about how Letty is a psychopath and tricking people constantly but isn't that literally the point of the fucking game? To win? Didn't the producers encourage people to go behind each others backs? Why is it based and redpilled when Vance schemes behind someone's back but when Letty does it she's a two faced bitch? This shit is so annoying and should have ended with the show.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

I'm at the part where he's talking to Tacxin in the basement and Tacx is literally J-Roc

I honestly don't get what Letty sees in a guy who looks 16 and talks like he's retarded/has brain damage but different strokes, I guess.

 

[laoyang]

I honestly don't get what Letty sees in a guy who looks 16 and talks like he's retarded/has brain damage but different strokes, I guess.

His normal voice sounds like an American Tom Holland, so I dunno if he's compensating for something. Like most of them, he seems smart and decent enough when he drops the wigger act, but acting and dressing like a nigger on Prozac is like the One Ring for Zoomers. I don't get it.

 

[Halloween23]

Welp, its confirmed the prostitute wasn't an actress. That makes the entire prostitute saga one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen.