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[DSHK]

Lil dood is scared to fly to florida

 

[moocow]

You're concerned? Only now? In 2001 I took a couple university classes, and the first thing that we had to do was write an essay and give it to a fellow student to critique. The essay I was given was pretty decent... if read phonetically. From a basic grammar standpoint, it was a horror show. Every second word was a homophone, and every first one was in a bizarre random mix of American, Britsh or Australian English. I don't think I found a single punctuation mark in the right place in the entire fucking document. As I said, it was in of itself quite a decent bit of writing and I could see the clear intelligence of the author... who'd obviously graduated despite her teachers, not because of them.

Spelling, grammar, punctuation... it's just not important anymore and hasn't been for a long time. Like I said, it was a freakshow of dialects and I don't think the girl even knew that there is such a thing as separate English dialects. I wonder if anyone under the age of thirty does.

This used to bother me, but as my career has progressed these past 30 years (JFC I'm old) I've come to sincerely cherish this functional illiteracy, because it makes finding employment, winning contracts, getting promotions, etc. a piece of fucking cake. Most people can barely write (as you've observed), but for some reason a person can still (usually) tell there's "something" different about competent writing that makes it stand out favorably, even if they can't exactly pin down why (it's because it's easier to read and understand, but they don't realize it).

Want to distinguish yourself from a group of candidates? Write in proper English. Your resume and cover letter (these help too btw) will naturally rise to the top just because reading it didn't aggravate whoever's sifting through the pile. Want a better shot at a big contract? Customers prefer doing business with people whose writing doesn't suggest crayon or paste consumption.

Yes, possessing (and daring to use) functional literacy does somewhat out me as a white person, which I know is to my possible detriment because of diversity hobbling. That doesn't tend to matter as much in a shit job market though, and when the economy as a whole starts tanking, the people with money who still need to hire plebs to keep the lights on cling to the old-fashioned stuff like "being able to write a fucking letter other people can read."

 

[Manat]

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Just wanted to vent a bit

I was visiting an old friend today who is really supportive of me transitioning and all, but when I was in the bathroom his roommate stepped in and talked to him. And the bathroom is really close to the main room and the guy talks loud so I could hear and he was saying about how he doesn't care if trans people "get their dicks cut off" they are still men because they have male chromosomes and that will never change and about how wrong it is for trans women to get to play sports with other women because it's not fair blah blah.

Well I just stayed in the bathroom all teary eyed until he was gone and while I was in there my friend text me "just ignore him he is just old and set in his ways" and the whole time they guy was going on this rant all my friend said was "that's crazy...that's crazy...that's crazy."

Finally when he was gone I came out and said I wanted to go home, and my friend tried to make excuses for this guy like "that's just how he is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, I accept everyone but some people don't and that's just how they are." I was super uncomfortable and upset so I didn't say anything else, but really felt like shit and cried when I got home. I know this guy's opinions shouldn't matter but it was so scary being in an apartment with someone who thinks like that and my friend didn't even say a word to defend me.

Anyways thanks for listening

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I got blocked

I went to a music festival last weekend and tbh most people paid me no mind, not specifically in a bad way, but it sucked to not even be able to have pleasant little convos with strangers. I felt pretty isolated

Anyways, on the last night I met a guy in the crowd who was very into me, he was smooth and sweet and he pinky promised to give me kids(lol)… he went in for a kiss… but he was drunk and his friend was around and I didn’t want it to be some thing he would regret… so I stopped him… After the show ended and we were walking back together and I lost him in the crowd and didn’t see him again…

Spent the next few days tryna find him online with what little I knew(his age, job and first name) I succeeded. But I got immediately blocked when I messaged him.

Anyways. I’m not looking for sympathy or anything. It’s just a really embarrassing story to tell my friends and I’m pretty bummed about it. Just wanted to tell someone…

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Shoe shopping ends in tears

I was out shopping with my husband and we worked our way through this massive department store, buying some clothes for him in the men's section, buying gifts for friends and family in the jewelry and cosmetics sections. I saw the women's shoe section and thought, "I could use a few pairs of shoes. My friends have been making fun of me for always wearing tennis shoes." So I browse and pick out three pairs that I really like and ask one of the associates if they have them in size 11. She comes back and says that they don't carry shoes over size 9 in that store, but there's another location a few miles away that should. Ouch, that sucks but my husband insists that we should go and keep trying. I'm feeling kinda shitty at this point, but I do my best to shake it off. We drive to the other store and the shoe section is way bigger so I let myself get hopeful. Not all of the shoes I picked out were there, but a few were. We grab an associate and ask for the shoes in my size. No luck, they only have them up to size 10. I'm pretty down at this point, and the salesman is checking progressively uglier and uglier shoes. Nothing in my size. At this point I'm fighting back tears and tell my husband that I just want to go home. I feel stupid for thinking that I could have a normal shopping experience. I hate this useless giant body. I was stared at all day by the human cattle doing their holiday shopping and then I start crying over shoes. I should have known better, I do know better. I usually just order online but for once I wanted to feel normal.

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How long did it take for you to be able to see yourself as a woman?

I don't just mean intellectually, but as in looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking 'yup, that's a girl', because I'm 5 months into HRT and am struggling to see any of the woman in myself.

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How to fix imposter syndrome

So I matched with girl and we had a beautiful warm conversation, everything been going so well. Then i asked her what’s her opinion on transgender people - she responded «I respect them and their choices, but I don’t see myself in relationship with one.»
So, even though we had a warm connection, i had to tell her i’m trans so that she doesn’t get disappointed later on. She sent me 1 minute voice message where she’s crying saying she already got kinda attached to me. I felt so bad. I wanted to cheer her up, but then she asked me to stop texting her. Why, just why. I don’t feel like woman. I feel like a broken little soul trying to fit into body never belonged to me.

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My parents showed their ignorance over the Miss Universe pageant and I'm frustrated.

TW.

I was able to introduce my gf to my parents over the holiday no problem, but unfortunately had to leave a bit early because I can clearly see my gf get uncomfortable while we talked about the Miss Universe pageant... It was straight up horrible, as they said:

"I can't believe she use to be a man!"

"He really looks like a woman!"

"They are taller so it's easier..."

I had to change the subject really quickly and just ask about who won and the other contestants, but the damage was already done. After dinner I pulled my gf aside and asked if she wanted to go, and she said yes. We said we had an emergency with a friend that we had to attend to and just bounced right before dessert.

I'm livid and confused. Idk how to tell them how they can improve their rhetoric without making things awkward for her. I think it's just general decency now not to make these kinds of comments anymore, but it's so much harder for older folks... I let them know that the way they were talking were incredibly inappropriate and they were apologetic... but idk what else I can do or say. We may not be seeing my folks for a while until I'm sure they don't say stuff like that anymore...

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how do i gain the confidence to correct others on my pronouns?

i'm out publicly, i've been out and presenting feminine for about 3 and a half years now, but i still can't muster myself up to correct someone if they misgender me. i was on a trip with my dad and his side of the family, who i don't see often, and was misgendered for about 7 days straight by everybody except my siblings who i see frequently. maybe this isn't a r/mtf question and is a general confidence problem i should work on, but i figured i would ask in case anyone on here has some advice.

We might as well write something to import every post on this subreddit to here.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q8lrS

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I HATE PUBLIC BATHROOMS.
Submitted 18 hours ago by jermamoment10

I am typing this from my work bathroom. I’m stealth at my job and use the men’s restroom. It’s disgusting all the time, there’s only two stalls, and anytime i go in there’s already a few campers trying to get away from standing up for their entire shift so I can’t even wait for the stalls. One time this dude pointed to a urinal and said it’s open and I had to say I didn’t need to use it. I’m also shy about peeing sitting down so I have to usually wait till someone leaves which takes like ten minutes often. WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE TEN YEARS IN THEM. I tell the only other coworker in my department “I’ll be right back” and then take a long break so I feel bad but I physically can’t use the bathroom when someone is near me out of fear, especially in the city i’m living in. I wish I could stand to pee but I don’t wanna use those packers that make it possible because they gross me out. So I guess I mostly wish my work had family/gender neutral/single stall bathrooms.

Pooners. First she claimed she was a man, then she wanted to go into the men's restroom instead of the women's or even the unisex one, now that isn't good enough because there are true and honest men in the men's room. All the men have to leave so she can have a stall all too herself with no one around to know, even though the department knows she's just cosplaying and isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Lil dood is scared to fly to florida

20 years ago they would be this scared to fly because they had weed, now she is panicing because she has a beard. Progress i guess.

 

[moocow]

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I HATE PUBLIC BATHROOMS.
Submitted 18 hours ago by jermamoment10

I am typing this from my work bathroom. I’m stealth at my job and use the men’s restroom. It’s disgusting all the time, there’s only two stalls, and anytime i go in there’s already a few campers trying to get away from standing up for their entire shift so I can’t even wait for the stalls. One time this dude pointed to a urinal and said it’s open and I had to say I didn’t need to use it. I’m also shy about peeing sitting down so I have to usually wait till someone leaves which takes like ten minutes often. WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE TEN YEARS IN THEM. I tell the only other coworker in my department “I’ll be right back” and then take a long break so I feel bad but I physically can’t use the bathroom when someone is near me out of fear, especially in the city i’m living in. I wish I could stand to pee but I don’t wanna use those packers that make it possible because they gross me out. So I guess I mostly wish my work had family/gender neutral/single stall bathrooms.

Pooners. First she claimed she was a man, then she wanted to go into the men's restroom instead of the women's or even the unisex one, now that isn't good enough because there are true and honest men in the men's room. All the men have to leave so she can have a stall all too herself with no one around to know, even though the department knows she's just cosplaying and isn't fooling anyone.

Wait, is she seriously complaining that people take forever to use and vacate a stall ... in a message she's composing on her phone IN A FUCKING BATHROOM STALL?!?!

Gosh, I can't imagine why people take so long in there either. What a stupid bitch.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are you French? Do you have horrendously sensitive skin or Hidradenitis suppurativa? No? Then shave your fucking pits like every other woman in the English speaking world.

counterpoint: anything that draws the viewer's eye away from his face is helpful.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Missed opportunity to hate crime knock some sense into your son. Troons have the softest parents I've ever met. "Positive parenting" turns your kids into fucking monsters.

All the parents I know, if their son was stealing the underwear of his female relatives for fetish reasons, would have put him in the ground with their bare hands, no hesitation.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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Just a little vent because the hasn’t kicked in yet. I feel so bittersweet about straight guys dropping me/not being interested in me once I’ve came out to them. On one hand obviously I’m glad they’re being respectful but on the other hand it just sucks liking someone and knowing that they would like you if you were cis/still pretending. And it also sucks not being able to pass as a guy yet and knowing that most gay men and straight women wouldn’t be into me either because of that. Idk I just want to have someone whose bi so I don’t have to worry and like I just really wish I was cis in general. Being trans is great and all but I just hate having these feelings.

"Can I be a man and still date straight men?"

 

[Jacques1194]

Post on HonestTransgender realizes the British public is not at their side majority wise.Why politicians pander these people is beyond me.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

"Starting late" to a tranny basically means any time after finishing puberty.
Early means early teens, "mid" is like 18-20, and late is 20+. Translater seems to be more for the ones who started "super late", ie after "twinkdeath" (mid-20s).

Apparently once a gay man hits thirty his prospects drop precipitously.

TBH guys lose most of their hairs in their twenties. And the late bloomers don't get their definitive bone structure until they are like 20.

Post on HonestTransgender realizes the British public is not at their side majority wise.Why politicians pander these people is beyond me.

Because troons are good at lobbying. They bullied the medical communitie sinto removing gender dysphoria from the DSLM, but if you were to ask

 

[Vampirella]

I always love when troons just happen to overhear bigots talking about trans people. The bigots always bring up the same points, transwomen are really men and shouldn't be in women's bathrooms/sports, trans people are groomers It's crazy, crazy crazy.

You never hear these supposed bigots that just happen to be hanging around where the troon is so the troon can here the totally real rant about how bad troons are accually talk about the troon that's posting this story. It's never "Oh, "SHE" has a five head, stubble, man jaw, looks like a gorilla in a sun dress", the rant is always just about troons in general and how they're bad because they want to be in woman's sports or something.

You'd think these narcissists would have the bigots do more personal rants attacking them to play up being the ultimate victim in their fake story.

 

[Stan]

More fun and games looking at trans selfies.
Dangerhair never looks good on these hons

“Just a casual outing” dude looks like a sex pest


How about… don’t go?

 

[Positron]

I am typing this from my work bathroom. I’m stealth at my job and use the men’s restroom. It’s disgusting all the time, there’s only two stalls,

She occupies one of the two stalls to cry-type and has the galls to ask "WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE TEN YEARS IN THEM". And they say women are sympathetic and caring.

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The troon is absolutely right: most people simply don't tolerate trannies; they just pretend to for fear of their livelihoods and safety.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He complains about being stared at by "human cattle doing their holiday shopping"...while he's out doing his shopping during the holiday season. They really think they're better than everyone else, don't they?

This is referred to in the festival scene as "making bad decisions while rolling cock on molly and then trying to forget your bad decisions when you sober up." Also, lmao at the troon stopping the guy from hooking up with him because he didn't want the festivalgoer to make a bad decision, and then trying to connect again with him. Why would it not be a bad decision now that he's sober? It's not even like a white knight type of thing you might do when a blackout drunk girl tries to do something stupid with you and you're trying to prevent her from acting dumb and/or accusing you of acting improperly when she sobers up. They're both men who will likely never see each other again—there's literally nothing to worry about, unless you have some form of herpes.

 

[that can't be right]

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Pay for cis people's healthcare? Do trans people not get sick? No heart attacks or pneumonias? It's your healthcare too, retard

 

[Hassou Tobi]

All the parents I know, if their son was stealing the underwear of his female relatives for fetish reasons, would have put him in the ground with their bare hands, no hesitation.

I showed a thread to a woman full of trannies admitting to stealing underwear from their sisters and mothers from a young age. The part where they jacked off in them is (mostly) unsaid. She said what’s the problem? My sisters used to wear my sweaters sometimes…

Ma’am, you are tranny cucked.

 

[Blerg]

Lil dood is scared to fly to florida

Jokes on you, baby girl, they make you pull down your mask before going through security to verify you look like your ID. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she is instructed to do so in front of a huge line of very tired, very annoyed holiday travelers. Gosh, sure hope they don’t lock her into a back room and grope and finger her or, you know, something. As TSA is wont to do.

 

[Sissyagamben]

Lil dood is scared to fly to florida

>shorter than 80% of men
>pass as cis

5’7 is already in top 10% height for a woman. These pooners really stand no chance. Same applies for MTF, if ur average male height, that already puts you in top 2% of women. Even if they look “passing” with facial features in photos, their height will always always betray them

 

[Hassou Tobi]

>shorter than 80% of men
>pass as cis

5’7 is already in top 10% height for a woman. These pooners really stand no chance. Same applies for MTF, if ur average male height, that already puts you in top 2% of women. Even if they look “passing” with facial features in photos, their height will always always betray them

The Tims I’ve known irl have all been slight and short. So they weren’t the worst case ITS MAAM messes.
Some of them even dressed like (awkward) girls.
….
But it was still incredibly obvious. Idk something about the texture of the skin on their face and even like just their very PRESENCE made it obvious. Hard to describe but a male’s energy is different than a woman’s.

Now I feel like going to r mtf and asking how to get “female energy” after a friend told me “you look perfect but your vibe is male” so they all get suicidal over it.