Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[polyester]

As it’s so unusual for parental rights to be forcibly removed, even for far worse crimes, he must have either thought of this as some weird power play [...]

[...] it might have been him meaning to threaten to withhold his financial aid if Adrien didn’t do something he wanted.

For example, “If you marry PCJ, I won’t give you a dime for our daughter.”

Knowing how much of a stubborn fat wanker who still fights long lost battles with his toilet on twitter, I can imagine if she called him on a threat like that, he would see it through.

I agree.

This dude's only idea of bargaining is "Give me 100% of what I want, or I go all-in on spite and obstruction no matter how self-destructive".

We saw this play out in his 2020-2021 court battle against the pests:

Spoiler: lolsuit primer

The judge explained to Pat that he could just remove Quasi from the list of defendants, and then proceed against the other defendants against whom he actually had some valid prima-facie "harassment" evidence.
He could have probably gotten quite far in that lawsuit - at the very least he could have doxed, humiliated, canceled, and inflicted legal fees on a whole bunch of pests.

But no, he absolutely had to keep his defendants list 100% intact, and being told to compromise on that point only made him more monomaniacally obsessed with "getting" Quasi.
To the point that he completely stopped pursuing the lawsuit against the more promising defendants, and instead spent all his SWFA money and lawyer's time on ineffectually tard-raging against the windmill that is the California privacy law (which prevented him from frivolously subpoenaing Quasi's private info).
All the while he was bragging (e.g. on the Josiah Tapes) that Quasi would fold any day now, under the crushing weight of this spite-driven lawfare.

Until the judge sanctioned Pat, the SFWA pulled out, and Pat suddenly found himself in debt with nothing to show for it.

While not much has become public about his 2011 divorce proceedings, I'd speculate that he pulled some similar shit there.
If e.g. Adrienne didn't immediately agree to the exact custody arrangement and unreasonable conditions he demanded, he absolutely would be spiteful enough to pursue termination of parental rights just because it would hurt Adrienne to think about how it might in the future hurt Annabelle.

He probably thought then, as well, that Adrienne would surely fold "any day now" - right up until the divorce was over and he found that he had only fucked himself.


TL;DR: Our piggy is considered a lolcow for a reason, and "self-destructive spite-driven pigheadedness" is part of that reason.

 

[Broadside]

I don't post here anymore because I genuinely believe Patrick gets some sort of sexual kick out of all this humiliation and I'm not even kidding.
There is no way someone would willingly put out this Tiny Tim shit heap idea, knowing full well it's being scrutinized by aTalkers; knowing full well if it doesn't get published they'll rip him for it; that it'll be mocked and torn apart if/when it IS published, without there being some perverse enjoyment from it all. I'm simply not being a part of Patrick's fetish anymore. I refuse to believe he is a real person. I am Pat-Broken.

 

[grapeshark77]

I don't post here anymore because I genuinely believe Patrick gets some sort of sexual kick out of all this humiliation and I'm not even kidding.
There is no way someone would willingly put out this Tiny Tim shit heap idea, knowing full well it's being scrutinized by aTalkers; knowing full well if it doesn't get published they'll rip him for it; that it'll be mocked and torn apart if/when it IS published, without there being some perverse enjoyment from it all. I'm simply not being a part of Patrick's fetish anymore. I refuse to believe he is a real person. I am Pat-Broken.

hmm........



"snow on the ground outside". Professional writer.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I don't post here anymore because I genuinely believe Patrick gets some sort of sexual kick out of all this humiliation and I'm not even kidding.
There is no way someone would willingly put out this Tiny Tim shit heap idea, knowing full well it's being scrutinized by aTalkers; knowing full well if it doesn't get published they'll rip him for it; that it'll be mocked and torn apart if/when it IS published, without there being some perverse enjoyment from it all. I'm simply not being a part of Patrick's fetish anymore. I refuse to believe he is a real person. I am Pat-Broken.

That's the almost admirable quality about Pat. His fear of (obvious) failure weighs less than his desire for success. The problem though is that he's profoundly retarded and a morbidly obese drunk. Really puts a damper on things.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I don't post here anymore because I genuinely believe Patrick gets some sort of sexual kick out of all this humiliation and I'm not even kidding.
There is no way someone would willingly put out this Tiny Tim shit heap idea, knowing full well it's being scrutinized by aTalkers; knowing full well if it doesn't get published they'll rip him for it; that it'll be mocked and torn apart if/when it IS published, without there being some perverse enjoyment from it all. I'm simply not being a part of Patrick's fetish anymore. I refuse to believe he is a real person. I am Pat-Broken.

I get the feeling any normal person mocking Pat eventually starts to feel like that. I know I did a while back.

I don't know if it is indeed a penchant for humiliation or simply the most incredible stamina ever recorded in history, but there's something deeply wrong with Patrick. And one day it just dawns on us that no matter how much we laugh, we will get tired of laughing waaay before he gets tired of acting like a fool.

Sure we like to point and say "what a retard!", and that's funny. But we are all human and Pat just... isn't. He just does not learn. He doesn't get tired. He doesn't get bored. He doesn't ever stop.

Pat is the T-1000 of lolcows. He may actually have a shot at defeating KF and Ona, even if only through sheer pigheadedness.

 

[Markorian]

He should use the only picture of him where he doesn't look like a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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His mugshot from when he threatened to murder his wife and unborn daughter.

If he were self-aware enough, that would actually be one hell of a powermove.

 

[Heckler1]

His fear of (obvious) failure weighs less

Ironically, there aren't many things that weigh less than Ol' Pepperoni Pat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't post here anymore because I genuinely believe Patrick gets some sort of sexual kick out of all this humiliation and I'm not even kidding.

I can assure you, he does not. He actually believes he's that good, and he's stubborn as a mule. If you could convince him that a fence post insulted him, he'd child the fence post like a retard.

I know we taunt him for saying "Don't Let The Idiots Win," but I genuinely think Fat Rick will outlast ONA and all other Patposters. He'll be alone, but he will be victorious: a fat pig wandering a kingdom of blocked accounts, muttering endlessly about Richard Prongay.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

All of these are cringe, as is pretty much any author glomping onto an existing much more talented author's work with their "quirky new interpretation".

Hasn't Fatrick said he barely reads books, or if he does he never rereads them? Really can't see someone with a 1.2 GPA actually having read any of Charles Dickens' other works, so I'm guessing his versions of characters will be eerily similar to existing parodies of those characters. Like if he puts in Pip from Great Expectations they'll be identical to the South Park version. Or all his knowledge of 19th century London will come from watching a playthrough of Assassins' Creed Syndicate by DSP.


He's gonna post a screenshot from rentahitman.com next to prove the stalker children are looking to get him.

he claims he has never re-read a book other than Dune but I assume he is lying about the first reads anyhow cause most of his understanding of the books he claims to have read only make sense if they only ever watched the movie/tv show instead of the original book. For example, on Dune, Patrick said Dune had too much "white savior" elements in it, but of course this only makes sense if you are watching the movie (though still a shitty takeaway) because the book makes it very clear its the exact opposite of that and if anything Paul's "salvation" just leads to the great and terrible jihad and destruction of fremin culture.

the "white man saves desert people from other white man" only makes sense if all you saw was the surface level movie scenes and your 1.7 GPA prevents you from following the dialogue all that well.

 

[The I Scream Man]

In regards to the "does he read" question, I think I would respect him a little more if he actually did read, no matter what it was, even literal childrens books or something

Said amount of respect would still be somewhere in his septic system but reading and absorbing language via the written word makes you a better reader, author and human

If he read more and watched less then he probably would be (slightly) less contemptible

 

[LGHDR+]

I get the feeling any normal person mocking Pat eventually starts to feel like that. I know I did a while back.

I don't know if it is indeed a penchant for humiliation or simply the most incredible stamina ever recorded in history, but there's something deeply wrong with Patrick. And one day it just dawns on us that no matter how much we laugh, we will get tired of laughing waaay before he gets tired of acting like a fool.

Sure we like to point and say "what a retard!", and that's funny. But we are all human and Pat just... isn't. He just does not learn. He doesn't get tired. He doesn't get bored. He doesn't ever stop.

Pat is the T-1000 of lolcows. He may actually have a shot at defeating KF and Ona, even if only through sheer pigheadedness.
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Fun concept! Let me take a crack at it:

a fat pig wandering a kingdom of blocked accounts, muttering endlessly about Richard Prongay.

Another visual I couldn't pass up:

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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The one where Fatrick gets emasculated by Leslie

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

hmm........

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"snow on the ground outside". Professional writer.

A more astute kiwi than myself noticed it earlier in the thread but lol he always starts pretending like he goes to the gym this time of year so he can make condescending tweets about the new year resolutioners that show up. This dude is autistic as fuck, it’s like “welp, that time of the year. Gonna post my badass motorcycle at the bar on thanksgiving and then make muh gymbro tweets. Ope, almost forgot to post the alley and make a code violation joke. I’m a man so I know about code violations.”

 

[Windy Moors]

While gleefully anticipating reading his Tiny Tim nonsense. I wondered how his family and friends have fared in the past. Do they have to read every book? Does he throughly question them so they cannot get away with just saying, yes Pat it's great. Could explain his apparent absence at family gatherings. "Read all of my books MIL child or I shan't be attending the festivities ".

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Even pat doesn't read his own books, you just say yeah nice job rick, I expecially liked the part where the hero solved the mystery at the end, very unexpected. Say would you like some more mashed potatos


I mean, theoretically, irl no one is even humouring him by speaking to or inviting him to a family event


He's fat

 

[JustStopDude]

I really got to know...who are these weirdos coming out of the woodwork, encouraging Patrick's fantasies?


Like the Yager guy. I would have suspected him to be a troll but apparently this guy predates the pests messing with Pat.


I don't get why someone would honestly encourage a guy to spiral. And what the fuck is up with the Pacific Northwest? All these weirdos seem to come from there.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

I really got to know...who are these weirdos coming out of the woodwork, encouraging Patrick's fantasies?

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Like the Yager guy. I would have suspected him to be a troll but apparently this guy predates the pests messing with Pat.

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I don't get why someone would honestly encourage a guy to spiral. And what the fuck is up with the Pacific Northwest? All these weirdos seem to come from there.

some soy faced fag who follows pat.

 

[Chicken Gendies]

This made me laugh...

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Even pat doesn't read his own books, you just say yeah nice job rick, I expecially liked the part where the hero solved the mystery at the end, very unexpected. Say would you like some more mashed potatos


I mean, theoretically, irl no one is even humouring him by speaking to or inviting him to a family event


He's fat

Not only does he not read his own books, he admitted that he forgets the last chapter while writing the next one. You could make up whole characters and major plot points and he wouldn't know any better.

And what the fuck is up with the Pacific Northwest? All these weirdos seem to come from there.

In terms of population the Pacific Northwest is dominated by Seattle and Portland, which sadly have become festering sores populated largely by the worst of humanity.