Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

He has mentioned it on some occasions, but not very often. He said that he used to be on Ritalin "for a long time" for narcolepsy, because his insurance didn't want to pay for provigil. He was switched to Adderall after he drove to Texas and had "pulled" his forearms. He also talked about how he could hear his heartbeat on Ritalin and he has a family history of heart issues. First time he took Adderall, he passed out on his recliner while standing and holding one of his kids, so his doctor said he should not take it.
That is based on his stories from livestreams, so its a good idea to take it with a grain of salt.

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Nick and Drex Interview Better Bachelor (April 11th. 2023)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6Cm51nhWs

at around 1:27:10

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On MBA and Threats of Violence with Q, special guest: Metokur (October 7th. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzDrbOJwPM

at around 1:58:50

Nice find on the Ritalin references & the one about the Adderall. I swear I still remember another Adderall story, which doesn’t make sense considering it conflicts with the one here. Unless I’m misremembering & it was another medication or something but I don’t think so. It may have been during the Depp trial when there was lots of drug talk in general. Clicked on a video to check & realized there is no transcript? Couldn’t possibly care enough to listen through any more of that ever again, lol.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's going to be sticking a Vibrating Balldo in Our Wife's gaping asshole before he ever reviews the original. What a wonderful content creator.

He wants the vibrating balldo for his own asshole.

So another Tuesday then.

Pretty much a normal Rekieta weekend. Mald on twitter. Text from the shower. Get drunk. Avoid wife and kids.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick just revealed that he has an NDA with the Balldo company.

He has seen unreleased products.

He knew about the vibrating Balldo before it was released.

 

[Neetorino]

Did Nick just fess up to having a dick shorter and thinner than the Balldo ? He did say his wife really fucking loved it when they first tried it, and only the wives of men with dicklets would be able to appreciate it.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick's response is that he doesn't care about his super chats because he's getting paid by Rumble!

Rumble very much cares how many rumble rants Nick brings.

Nick is now whining that the streamers who joined his panel trial streams used his channel for a platform are now streaming trials are on their own and don't want to be on his streams anymore.

I will note other channels have no issues getting panels set up. Nick seems to be the one who has all the issues. He also has a public reputation for wasting people's time and no showing on other channels.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rumble very much cares how many rumble rants Nick brings.

I will note other channels have no issues getting panels set up. Nick seems to be the one who has all the issues. He also has a public reputation for wasting people's time and no showing on other channels.

I just noticed your name. After three years.

You wouldn't have happened to herded Mama JF by chance?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick's decision to explain the Balldo in detail to Crigler has backfired after Crigler brought up whether it's for people with ED.

Nick says that's a meme and it's NAHT TRUUU and it's not advertised that way.

I am tapping out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's decision to explain the Balldo in detail to Crigler has backfired after Crigler brought up whether it's for people with ED.

Nick says that's a meme and it's NAHT TRUUU and it's not advertised that way.

I am tapping out.

Thank you for your service! o7

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nice find on the Ritalin references & the one about the Adderall. I swear I still remember another Adderall story, which doesn’t make sense considering it conflicts with the one here. Unless I’m misremembering & it was another medication or something but I don’t think so. It may have been during the Depp trial when there was lots of drug talk in general. Clicked on a video to check & realized there is no transcript? Couldn’t possibly care enough to listen through any more of that ever again, lol.

Thanks for pointing that out. I dug around a bit more and noticed that on the Chrismas eve stream 2022 he mentions being "on the brink of murder" on Nuvigil, which he had for a week. After that, Dani talks about how she became psychopathic on Adderall.

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Christmas Eve with Dani Ahn - Merry Christmas (December 25th. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxgkjDp5y3E

at around 1:20:10

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Alright got too busy during the holidays and now 40 pages behind so what did I miss? I am too lazy to read through all this shit lmao

- Nick has blacklisted Legal Mindset from his show for doing a few of his own streams being mildly critical of Nick. Nick tried embarrassing LM in his absence last week by giving a play-by-play how Andrew hooked up with a gross fat Latina at AM '22 with Rekieta as wingman. He's seething that all of Lawtube are snakes behind the scenes and won't invite most of them on anymore. He claims there's only 4 left he likes but won't name them, other than Legal Vices.
- Geared Chris who was doing show recaps got outed as a Cynthia/Faran sock after they sperged out on Elissa for reposting the Faran drunk pantie stream clip for another user
- Null announced that he banned a whole network of sock accounts based out of Illinois including Judy Gemstone who were being shared and used by multiple actors doing gay ops. Possibly Faran. A Spectre sock was also outed.
- EJ drama has mostly died down
- Nick did a softball interview with Stuttering Craig of Sidescrollers (and formerly ScrewAttack). Nick ran away from the podcast abruptly when some alog superchats got through.
- Nick revealed he's purposely been losing weight since Depp, about 30 lbs total. He is carb counting and specifically restricting himself to starvation levels of sustenance (chips, ramen, candy bars) to account for the daily amount of calories he's taking in daily by alcohol.
- Nick's Rumble contract is up in January. He's reached out to them but negotiations haven't started yet. Nick's already mocking KF as an own, saying that his contract is getting renewed when we said it wouldn't
- Nick made a tasteless diaper fetishist joke on his stream discussing the abuse of the minor Maya in Florida being left in her own filth by a abusive & negligent hospital staff
- Megan Fox and Kurt got in another hissy fit on Nick's stream discussing the Taking Care of Maya case. Legal Mindset partially got blacklisted by Nick for reviewing the drama on his own channel and criticizing Nick for not tardwrangling better
- Chuck Dixon & Eric July's spinoff comic Alphacore that Nick predicted wouldn't make a million dollars, made a million dollars.
- Nick's been texting the Balldo CEO and they are sending him a copy of their new prototype, the Vibralldo.
- Nick and Kayla went to Mar-a-Lago for a Rumble screening of Dinesh D'Souza's latest flick. Trump wasn't there. Nick wore a faggy Hot Topic studded belt.
- Nick claims he had a clean bill of liver tests from his doctor so can't possibly be an alcoholic.

 

[Neetorino]

He sure seems to be having a hard time not reminding us that he's "only been with one woman and not seen other mens' penises". We get it Nick, you're not a swinger *wink wink*.

 

[assman694]

Did Nick just fess up to having a dick shorter and thinner than the Balldo ? He did say his wife really fucking loved it when they first tried it, and only the wives of men with dicklets would be able to appreciate it.

Once he used the Balldo on Our Wife she realised what was missing and went to Headonism 2 and now has a couple of Jamacian 'friends' on Instagram

 

[Anticipointment]

Thanks for pointing that out. I dug around a bit more and noticed that on the Chrismas eve stream 2022 he mentions being "on the brink of murder" on Nuvigil, which he had for a week. After that, Dani talks about how she became psychopathic on Adderall.

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Christmas Eve with Dani Ahn - Merry Christmas (December 25th. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxgkjDp5y3E

at around 1:20:10

Yes, that’s it! Thank you for finding the clip. I got mixed up with Dani saying Adderall turns her into a psychopath & Nuvigil was the drug that made Nick near murderous. Glad to have that sorted.
Weird thing is, doing a quick search, it says both drugs are near identical except Nuvigil comes in smaller dosages & there might be a difference in what insurance covers. Not seeing how one could make Nick nearly homicidal & the other is fine.
Edit bc click to post too soon

 

[zyclonPD]

EDIT 1: After saying he didn't know even where to begin about how he's changed, Nick has singled out and is responding to this chat message. He is blaming fans from his trial streams from having too high expectations for his volume of streaming.

Nick, I know you are out there gas lighting somewhere, but they mean READ COURT DOCUMENTS YOU FUCK TARD!!
Its LAWSPLAINING try oh I dunno EXPLAINING THE LAW! This lazy fucking faggot is infuriating.

Here's why I subscribed in the first place: this random on the Internet with a big nose would read the documents and explain it in a way a lay person like me could understand then show how those arguments and tactics were good, bad, could be improved, what the likely strategy was behind the line of argumentation, etc. Weirdly enough I and 10's of thousands of others found that interesting.

If you aren't doing that, you aren't worth watching. I didn't sub because I want sex advice, I'd get that from anybody else on the planet but you. I didn't sub because I need a dad, I got one. Didn't sub because I like hearing complaints about driving kids to 5 million events, could care less. I didn't even sub for whisky reviews.

I subbed for covering court documents in a fun and interesting way and if your brain could function anymore and do the math on your channel growth, lot of us came for that who were your dedicated audience. Anybody that came after that was going to be a fly by night viewer and you were just too stupid to realize that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alright got too busy during the holidays and now 40 pages behind so what did I miss? I am too lazy to read through all this shit lmao

Check out the last three pages here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/commu...-feed-version-2.114933/page-153#post-17246545
Or just ctrl+F Balldo &/or Rekieta on each page.

Balldo, how many OnlyFans thots are you going to follow?


Oh dear. Of course she has an OnlyFans.

https://archive.ph/Xy2Pt

At least she doesn't do WFH prostitution.


The others have been covered.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

He might have done? He did specifically mention having been put on Adderall at one point, but said he had to quit taking it because it made him literally want to murder people.

Reminds me of when I was a teen and got put on ritalin for a week to see what its effects were cause we didn't know I was a sperg yet. All it did was make me hyperaggressive because I bottled up all my anger and aggression and the meds made it come out. Rackets you need to stop bottling up your anger, it ain't healthy for you buddy.

Wait, when did Balldo beef with Mindset? I figured they were grifting buddies, and as for Nick being outed as the next Jack Murphy, well he already outed himself with his weird gay sex shit.

Can't get outed as the next Jack Murphy if you out yourself first!
God Nick Rekieta is just too smart for any of us, how does he keep doing these 3000 IQ gigabrain takes

I also notice he's wearing a silicone wedding ring, this is incredibly common amongst men who work with their hands due to the risk of losing a finger. My assumption is he's having more and more drunk accidents risking his fingers cause you know this drunk fuck doesn't do anything manly.

As far as I remember he's been wearing that ugly blue piece of shit since at least the weeb wars era. I have no idea why he doesn't just wear his normal wedding ring.

He sure seems to be having a hard time not reminding us that he's "only been with one woman and not seen other mens' penises". We get it Nick, you're not a swinger *wink wink*.

He's not lying, he's never seen another man's penis. When he goes down on all those black bulls he has his eyes closed.

 

[Harm]

"only been with one woman and not seen other mens' penises"

No fucking way. Is he really saying he's never seen another man's penis now? He gave an entire story to a panel of people about how him and his wife rode a bus while naked in Jamaica to a beach where he saw a man with a penis so small that it gave him a life changing epiphany which he wanted to share with everyone.

Only Nick Rekieta could tell you that seeing other men's penises changed his life forever, but also he's never seen another man's penis ever.

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

Is he really saying he's never seen another man's penis now?

That's believable. With a nose that big there's no way he'd be able to see what he's sucking and his face is probably too deep in the pillow to see anything when he's being railed.

 

[Armitage]

You can hear the empty bottles clinking against each other when he moves too much. But he is not an alcoholic, no sir.

Also how shit is rumble streaming, I almost never stream on it but I can normally stream everything on every website without any issue but rumble is just stuttering and lagging like crazy.

 

[Father Balldo]

You can hear the empty bottles clinking against each other when he moves too much. But he is not an alcoholic, no sir.

that's the clasp of the balldo hitting the rim of the chair