Soon his hand will be shaking like Hitler in Berlin, 1945. He probably claimed his hand doesn’t shake that much, if only the Russians would stop shelling.
Lady rackets and the kids will hear this line next. Post divorce, he will say there’s no hard feelings, he wishes her all the success in the world and hopes she makes a million dollars.
Careful, some of those will probably be piss bottles a la Ethan Ralph.
All we need is for Kayla to spoon feed him cum while he's asleep on stream and the Ralphamale arc will be complete
Balldo is naturally the ambassador of the Balldo(r). I wonder how many Balldo(r) products he's beta-tested.
Balldo, DO NOT listen to this stalker child. You should mix all your medication with booze. If Modafinil doesn't deliver, you should try benzodiazepine next.
I. Did not. See. His penis.
What a fucking crybaby. It probably hasn’t occurred to this wetbrain that switching from ‘lawsplaining’ to Balldosplaining and schedule complaining took his show out of bounds for streamers who discuss law, not degeneracy.
Every time he whines about this, people give him suggestions for how to get his shit back on track. Then he pouts about how he caaaaan’t — he just wants to be heard, AKA complain endlessly and do fuckall about it.
Wait WHAT? Did the horse actually do that?
Those women would weep if they knew what Nick has had to go through. Greek tragedies have been written about less. Can you imagine what it's like to spend your entire life living a lie, pretending to be something your not just for others' approval? Nick has had to suppress his hedonistic desire for decades just so he could be spoondfed his grandfather's immense wealth and live life on easy mode. We could never understand the horror of not being able to boast about your drug abuse and sexual fantasies at Thanksgiving dinner. Nick has never been able to leave the Christmas tree bare and scream at his children about how they're selfish monsters who don't deserve presents because they monopolize his time and ruined their mother's body. I pray you never know that pain.
Amanda did feed Ethan Ralph ice cream.
the kf consensus is rekieta will get a new contract but will be either less or at the same level as his old contract. it would only be a rekieta own if the new contract was multi-year and worth more, accounting for inflation, than his old contract
when rekieta says anything, you have to understand that common use of words and phrases is not the way he uses them. its like talking to an alien species sometimes with this non-practicing lawyer.
my theory on why rekieta felt he can rebrand his show from lawsplaining to coomer talk is from all those wine moms from locals he got from the depp/heard trial. all that female attention got rekieta to think he was a ladies man. clearly he is not and his views and subscriber numbers shows this disaster of a rebrand and he is too prideful to revert back. but it is too late now, he can't go back even if he wanted to.
So streamers who wanted to cover law cases joined your stream when you were doing that and now that you have switched to coomsplaining they won't come on? That's a real head scratcher as to why.
What a sad, sad brag. Viva and Barnes wrote the TOS for Rumble, Nick knew about the vibralldo before release.
It's the people still willing to come on his show. I assume Legal Vices, Aussie Overlawd and Kurt. I think I saw where he said he loved Lead Attorney too.
I think people just said it would be funny if it didn't get renewed. Most thought it would be renewed he would just have to take a pay cut.
I'm not arguing semantics regarding their friendship or lack of. At some point they were grifters united and engaged in banter that didn't involve being cunts to each other. I found Nick's act of trying to humiliate someone because they had a contrary thought to be ghey. On top of it, Rekieta's insults were racist and gross. Referring to a woman he brought as having a vagina like carnitas? Who the fuck says this? Oh, right. Nick does.
Jason walked so Nick could vibralldo and if Narcissus had a youtube channel he'd die staring into a pool of semen.
Rekeita is turning into Gene Wilder from Blazing Saddles, complete with the depression but minus the talent in shooting
Gene Wilder is at least funny in that masterpiece, and as you said, a great shot. Rekieta just takes the depression angle, amps it up with anger, blackouts, and we don't even get him driving off in a fancy Cadillac at the end!
This isn't quite as funny as "the U.S. Army is illegal," but it's very close.While LOCALS video processes, here is some of the astute legal knowledge from the chat:
He had this mong on his show. This is the huy who looks like a fat Riker. (No offence intended to @Fat Gay Riker )
Wait THAT'S his excuse? He supposedly lost it and never once in all these years got a replacement? lol, lmao even
He'll instead ride off in a crustang (right into a light pole)
If SCOTUS had to review every law, they'd never be able to hear normal cases. That's retarded.
What is it with drunk absent fathers and Mustangs? First Pat now Rekita
