JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants
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- Jul 26, 2022
Don't you mean pinworms vs, scabies?Scabs vs Scabies...
If Chance could just rein in the screeching racial and homophobic slurs, there's a small chance they could have gotten their own series on TLC. It has all of the elements they love baked right in. A family so fucked up it will make anyone watching it instantly feel better about their own lives. More than enough unchanged ego and drama to go around. And the whole rape and pedophilia shit going on right from the jump.I said it in another post so I'll say it again since they managed to get more of his family members involved. And that is I would fucking hate to have a family like the Wilkins tree.
It's already bad enough that it's three generations of sex offenders. But even worse when said family hates your guts [rightfully so, Chance is awful]. I just can't fathom a more embarrassing situation where your own relatives are comfortable interviewing retarded weens and airing grievances for thousands to gawk at. Entertaining for us. But holy shit a sane person would probably rope under the same circumstances.![]()
He'd also have to learn to not pull his little infected prick out at the drop of a hat, that would also be holding them back from being the next Honey Boo Boo.
At minimum, they could have been recurring guests on Jerry Springer. Just bring them in three or four times per year to check in on things. Bring in unexpected guests to really rile him up.
"Guess who's here with us today Chance, we have a BIG surprise for you!"
"Pamela Anderson, she's come to suck my huge cock, that's it isn't it?"
"No no, not quite, it's........... MUSIC BIZ MARTY!!!!!!!!"
Chance stands up in a rage, he struggles to pick up his chair to toss it so he just tries to knock it over with a kick, and then storms off backstage in tears. Sally lazily gets up to give chase while Ed has passed out in his chair.