DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Freebird]

Anyway, he whines about low support again, and he begs people to come by tomorrow's streams, now stating that he's been set back, once again, by two days of low support.

Remember how he could have three slow days first and then he'd cry poor and beg the fuck out? Now it's "two days" and he is putting a very heavy spin on it:
- He knew Sunday would be a slow day (26th, React + Starfield), so why is it our fucking problem then?
- The second day was yesterday which got ruined because he was missing TWO HOURS OF GAMEPLAY because he basically arranged that the people giving him money for COD can only do it during the day stream, which is why he moved to the day streams in the first place. (If you think two steps ahead, he currently has one whaled out game. Don't think any further, please.)

DSP IS PANICKING BECAUSE OF TWO HOURS OF GAMEPLAY. Fuck the bar is low now.

 

[Comma]

So, we're going to get a stupid uninformed DDOS rant and poor underdog Phil is always attacked while he just wants to have fun and chill. I missed a stream. Give me money. Sounds good.

You can already lay out how the stream's going to be:

• "I'm 100% certain of what happened"
• "It will be "fixed"
• "That's all I'm gonna say"
• "I missed out on revenue"
• "Please support"

x10

And probably some rants about trolls pasted in between.

 

[Balr0g]

Btw did Phil count his last tips on his first MW3 stream? I thought he got a 22 $ tip but I didn't see it getting add to the total. He seems desperate to hide a lot of his income now

 

[Kane lives in death]

At least the illness excuse can now go out of rotation.
Get ready for the ddos excuse, we will be hearing it for another couple of months after all.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I'm pretty sure the only difference between his business plan and a residential one besides the timelier tech support is the static IP's. I don't even know why a controversial streamer would even want a static IP for their streaming connection since once it's known the DDOS floodgates open and a simple modem reboot won't make it go away.

Aside from the cost and the 5g backup modem he has, sure. There is no reason for anyone to have a static IP unless they're hosting something that the world at large needs access to. Anything home-related you can get away with DDNS.

Honestly Phil most likely was having Comcast work in the area and that would cause inconsistencies in the service. It usually is just for a few hours during the normal human work day. That's why there was no issue for the night stream. Phil was given a few days notice, before work happens, he just used it to spin drama for views and money.

Unless it was emergency work (e.g. something is down hard/spotty, needs to be replaced, etc) it'll be done at night. They usually don't warn for overnight work, they just assume very little people will notice.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Moved more than 500 posts into the new thread. Try to keep discussion to the appropriate threads, please. What a fucking day, huh?

 

[BlastMonk]

Comcast autism aside can someone explain to me why Phil breaks eye contact with the camera and stares into his room and just shows a look of utter shock and fear? I thought corner ghosts was just a bit but he does it so frequantly, its so bizzare

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His eye movements in general have always been bizarre. Darting around nervously, bugging out, so strange.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Comcast autism aside can someone explain to me why Phil breaks eye contact with the camera and stares into his room and just shows a look of utter shock and fear? I thought corner ghosts was just a bit but he does it so frequantly, its so bizzare

I think it's just one of his ticks like rocking back and forth constantly and t-posing. He'd probably does the same thing even when he's just doing a voice over.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Moved more than 500 posts into the new thread. Try to keep discussion to the appropriate threads, please. What a fucking day, huh?

Null is very close to thread locking us

 

[Crooked 16th]

Now the PC is breaking

 

[Iron Father]

"No! I can't upgrade muh Pee Cee from Windows 10,000 BC! It will break!!!"

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I think it's just one of his ticks like rocking back and forth constantly and t-posing. He'd probably does the same thing even when he's just doing a voice over.

As @Comma 's PFP shows, he sure as fuck rocks back and forth and T-poses when not directly being captured by the camera.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Now the PC is breaking

This retard has scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard these past few weeks that he's getting splinters.

 

[vertebrae]

Didn't this guy used to be a whale not even 1-2 years ago???

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Comcast autism aside can someone explain to me why Phil breaks eye contact with the camera and stares into his room and just shows a look of utter shock and fear? I thought corner ghosts was just a bit but he does it so frequantly, its so bizzare

https://study.com/academy/lesson/nonverbal-signs-of-lying.html#section---BodyLanguageSignsOfLying

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Comcast is fat and I would not have sex with it

 

[lupinthethird]

Apologies if this was already touched on but Phil said this has been happening for months and it kinda clicked that he would occasionally mention troubles he was having behind the scenes which had a lot of people speculating on divorce, major health & medical related stuff, etc. and here we come to find out it was likely him getting occasionally disconnected for a minute or two while his modem reset? Amazing.
I believe he also mentioned visiting a lawyer on his day off at least one time on stream in the past few weeks or months and today when asked by a viewer if there was any sort of litigation Phil could pursue, Phil chastised his viewer stating without proof there could be no legal ramifications. This mf really very likely visited a lawyer to seek council about the exact thing the denthead asked him about, didn't he?

 

[Corpun]

Repeatedly smashes his PC while yelling at it to shut up. Man has lost his fucking marbles. Fucking manbaby behavior, no wonder all his controllers and shit are fucked up if all he knows is to smack it. When he ripped that smoke alarm out of his ceiling I bet he didn't even unscrew it or anything, just hit it until it fell off.

Also you just know he was rambling to himself when the mic cut like the fucking weirdo he is.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Apologies if this was already touched on but Phil said this has been happening for months and it kinda clicked that he would occasionally mention troubles he was having behind the scenes which had a lot of people speculating on divorce, major health & medical related stuff, etc. and here we come to find out it was likely him getting occasionally disconnected for a minute or two while his modem reset? Amazing.
I believe he also mentioned visiting a lawyer on his day off at least one time on stream in the past few weeks or months and today when asked by a viewer if there was any sort of litigation Phil could pursue, Phil chastised his viewer stating without proof there could be no legal ramifications. This mf really very likely visited a lawyer to seek council about the exact thing the denthead asked him about, didn't he?

I think the "behind the scenes" stuff is just usual Phil nonsense. Every so often, even in his boring life, *something* will actually happen that he might theoretically be alluding to. With the ear infection stuff, I'm sure there was some speculation of "oh, this must be what Phil was talking about." But the problem is, he's been saying/alluding to behind the scenes stuff for literal years now, it's about as meaningful as him saying he has to pay his bills.

The thing with Phil is, for better or worse, he can't keep anything to himself. See his recent "mugging" incident. If he knew about this months ago, he would have said something. It sounds like he discovered it yesterday given his drama fishing tweets and then was talking about it today. I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere deep down, Phil was more surprised than us because "internet issues" is another one of those excuses he's been using since the Leanna days.