Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Maybe one of the autists with eidetic memories or one of the clippers can pull this up, but I recall a stream Kayla was on, where she makes a snide remark about Rackets having a pencil dick. Or maybe it was just a snide comment about pencil dicks, but she was eyeing Balldoman as she said it. She *may* have been sitting on Drex's lap at the time.

I could be wrong, I wouldn't want to be accused of being fan fiction farms again.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, because this was well before the coom and balldo arcs, and it just seemed like a good-natured ribbing.

Nowadays, who knows...

I do not recall this, but I was a bit shocked by her openly wanton behaviour as a mother of 5, so I cannot recall many details from her few appearances on the show.
It appears now I am that .... eidetat? Eidos?... IDK.

To be fair, I don't have the original stream, but Godwinson did cover it, which is archived here:
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"You can't suck on that little thing. It has to have a bigger opening if you're going to suck on it, apparently."

Now, it's easy to just see it as a joke (I believe it was something to do with a shit pour of his booze). But the evidence adds up. PDE/LDE. Yet another way Rackets is like Ralph. Sad. Couldn't be me!
 
It appears now I am that .... eidetat? Eidos?... IDK.

To be fair, I don't have the original stream, but Godwinson did cover it, which is archived here:
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"You can't suck on that little thing. It has to have a bigger opening if you're going to suck on it, apparently."

Now, it's easy to just see it as a joke (I believe it was something to do with a shit pour of his booze). But the evidence adds up. PDE/LDE. Yet another way Rackets is like Ralph. Sad. Couldn't be me!
What a disaster.

 
He had this mong on his show. This is the huy who looks like a fat Riker. (No offence intended to @Fat Gay Riker )
What an imbecile. Never mind the misspelling, anyone who shows up on Judge Judy signs a bulletproof arbitration agreement. Despite the name, and that she was in fact previously a judge, she is acting as an arbitrator in binding arbitration. The parties have waived their right to a normal trial and there is no appeal.

There is also no "right" to certiorari. You have the right to petition for one, but not the right to get it and 99% of them are denied. An even higher number of pro se petitions are denied, and only a retard would bother going through three layers of appeal to set aside a binding arbitration agreement when any court you take it to will laugh you out of court for even trying.
 
Dude is looking rough. It looks like he's been crying or something.


Nick often talks about “people”, “they” & “them”, but then slips into saying “you”, as if he’s speaking to a particular person or has one in mind. And even more frequently, he starts by using “I”, “I’m”, & “me” but then distances himself from it all by switching to “you” or “you’re”, as if this is a universal issue that everyone can relate to, when, in fact, he is talking about himself alone. There are better examples, any bitch fit he has really, but in this video, it is like this. Constantly shifting.

He says but it should be

“It’s just weird, because people are like, ‘oh, do this thing that you do.’ It's like, well, what what did I do different? Like, I don't know. I don't actually know what you they mean by that. I don't know any of this stuff but um, people try and put this on. They have no idea what you're I’m doing. They have no idea how to do what you I do. They can't even articulate what they want you me to say….”
 
Dude is looking rough. It looks like he's been crying or something.

This is it. His admission that he cannot pull up. "I can't mold myself to what you want." What people wanted was for you to uphold those core values that endeared you to them. You can't do that because you don't hold those core values and no longer need the facade. Worst of all, you're tired Nick. All that energy those medications used to give you barely levels you out these days. You're thinner because you're weaker. You're gayer because you're unprincipled and a heathen.

You're suffering twink death without ever getting to be a twink and it's killing you inside. Don't worry though, because your shoulders are simply amazing.
 
Nick often talks about “people”, “they” & “them”, but then slips into saying “you”, as if he’s speaking to a particular person or has one in mind. And even more frequently, he starts by using “I”, “I’m”, & “me” but then distances himself from it all by switching to “you” or “you’re”, as if this is a universal issue that everyone can relate to, when, in fact, he is talking about himself alone.
It's the ultimate wet-brain projection.

This is it. His admission that he cannot pull up.
We need a poll, cause of death, a deadpool, if you will:
  1. drowned in hot tub
  2. drowned in own vomit
  3. drowned, drove balldomobile into a lake
  4. OD
  5. ... more?
LOL, written by Sally78, that's gold! Chef's kiss to that alawg.
 
Is he hallucinating someone like Ethan Ralph's was hallucinating about Andrew Tate when he suddenly start using the term you?
Instead of Force Ghosts, they're Drunk Ghosts. He did this shit on the Eric July copestream as well, talking as if he was talking directly to Eric, but the dude was over a day gone.
 
I'm learning efficiency of prompts in Art AI. There's still some work to do, but if anything, at least I kept myself entertained this afternoon. Trying to figure out the faggotry latency percentage of the output image in relation to the sourced material is something I'll have to improve upon. But for now:View attachment 5528126
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Other images generated by AI, but gheyer:

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Edit: Art AI is finnicky about cellphones when including multiple action verbs.
niggers we get it you have access to entry-level AI, at least add it as attachments so I don't have to double scroll past it
 
Nick often talks about “people”, “they” & “them”, but then slips into saying “you”, as if he’s speaking to a particular person or has one in mind. And even more frequently, he starts by using “I”, “I’m”, & “me” but then distances himself from it all by switching to “you” or “you’re”, as if this is a universal issue that everyone can relate to, when, in fact, he is talking about himself alone. There are better examples, any bitch fit he has really, but in this video, it is like this. Constantly shifting.
You can't really un-notice it once you've noticed his slithering snake talk.
Has this been posted?
New Rekieta Retardation
This is probably the longest of any Nick content I've watched since he fully cowed out. I like the ED part near the end where he's malding about people thinking he has ED and insisting if he had it, he'd just tell you, he doesn't care!

Meanwhile he's twitching and his eyes are darting around like goldfish in a bowl, a classic liar's tell.

If he's pulling a technicality, it's like he only has wihskey dick when he's drunk, but since he always is. . .
 
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