Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

How else is Nick going to maintain his current lifestyle and show off the fruits of his labor by rubbing the noses of the Karen Farmers and his other detractors in it?

How else? Nick needs to produce and direct porn. He is literally wasted doing anything else.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

The rekieta/fatrick merge is impressive

On one hand, Fatrick slowly curated his alcoholism, his seething hatred and agressiveness on social media and in court etc. he's a slowly roasting delicious meal
Meanwhile, nick started from the peak of Depp trial and has been in fuckign freefall, crashing and burning since then. The montagraph lawsuit, the even more blatant alcoholism, the degeneracy

Nick death spiral is entertaining and impressive, obviously, but i fear he will completely fucking crater out and stop providing milk. Did Drex ever fart in Kayla's vagina?

 

[FedPostalService]

Maybe one of the autists with eidetic memories or one of the clippers can pull this up, but I recall a stream Kayla was on, where she makes a snide remark about Rackets having a pencil dick. Or maybe it was just a snide comment about pencil dicks, but she was eyeing Balldoman as she said it. She *may* have been sitting on Drex's lap at the time.

I could be wrong, I wouldn't want to be accused of being fan fiction farms again.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, because this was well before the coom and balldo arcs, and it just seemed like a good-natured ribbing.

Nowadays, who knows...

The balldo thing seems to have been a big lead up to a humble brag: there’s a clip of him saying only men with small or regular sized penises can achieve a “ballgasm” but he hasn’t.

He must have thought this would have the world calling him Big Dick Nick rather the actual result were the internet and his peers laugh at him.

It’s on Elissa Clips somewhere but I’m not autistic enough to hunt it out.

 

[Pomniman]

Guys... I have terrible news from the Bing front. It blocks the terms "balding" AND every variation of "receding hairline" that I tried.
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Album with extras (any recommendations for a bulk image upload site that isn't imgur by the way?)

Retvrn to MSpaint

 

[Anticipointment]

Did Drex ever fart in Kayla's vagina?

Kayla farted in Drexel’s vagina.

 

[Pedophobe]

Retvrn to MSpaint
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You'd never get something like that from Bing.

 

[Kandinsky]

I don't mean to discourage you because I love summaries.

But I believe someone at least watched Mindset's stream last night a few pages back. (@dustnight )

As an aside, I noticed Mindset's trashy right lower arm sleeve tattoo for the first time in your preview clip.

Ah okay thanks for letting me know. I’ll have to go back and read about it. I’ll be more vigilant in the future.

The Rumble stream Andrew did with Drexel last night seemed like a cope stream with Andrew giving caveats to certain body types (seemed like his response to Nick’s story about him from last week I referenced). He was able to shroud information by making the Pimpcast’s topic about Drexel’s rating and tier system for his preference for different races of women.

Ex-girlfriend’s daughter wasn’t on the list.

 

[Pomniman]

You'd never get something like that from Bing.

All this AI stuff has distracted today's youths from the simple fun of doodling retarded bullshit on your own.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick's decision to explain the Balldo in detail to Crigler has backfired after Crigler brought up whether it's for people with ED.

Nick says that's a meme and it's NAHT TRUUU and it's not advertised that way.

I am tapping out.

The entire thing ended up being over six hours.

Skimming through, Crigler shows up just after the 2 hour mark and leaves just before the 4 hour mark, and then Rekieta continues for over two hours.

The ED thing came up again as Crigler made another joke as he was leaving. I think he didn't realize how serious Nick takes the whole ED thing.and it got a little awkward.

"Maybe we could talk about something other than Balldos next time?" Crigler asks as he leaves.

After Crigler leaves, Nick laughs maniacally at his joke about Crigler using the Balldo on Pool before arguing with a chatter about how he doesn't have ED.

I haven't listened to the whole thing, just the hour or so I summarized on the thread and then this little chunk, but my condolences to @elb because I don't know how you clip this thing. I skipped to a random timestamp after Crigler left to see how drunk Nick was and he was saying how he never told people not to buy Isom or something else about Eric July.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wait THAT'S his excuse? He supposedly lost it and never once in all these years got a replacement? lol, lmao even


He'll instead ride off in a crustang (right into a light pole)

He supposedly has a tungsten or titanium band they bought for a miles stone anniversary in a closet or something.

This has been discussed at length. But in fairness to Nick, the general consensus on Nick's contract renewal on the thread has changed over time. Especially because Rumble continues to give deals to other low brow creators like Revenge of the Cis.

I think six months ago, the general consensus (or at least plurality) here was that Nick wasn't getting renewed.

But over time, this take has softened to a general take that Nick is going to get renewed at similar terms/get low-balled/get renewed but be stonewalled re: his boutique demands not to do the YT switch.

Of course, as mentioned here as well, given financial terms haven't been released and never will, we will never know for sure unless there's a clean break.

This isn't to noseguard, as Nick lies constantly. But the current gestalt re: Nick's contract on his thread has evolved and isn't monolithic.

I think this is an accurate summary. I think that a lot of the 'he will not get renewed' was based on flagrant violation of the few terms (e.g. number of weekly streams or 1 hour switch time) that he violated.

Nick is more like DSP than Ralph (but for the alcoholism and drugs) at the moment, and he will fail upward for a while unless something catastrophic happens.

Idk you or your mum but I absolutely believe this to be true in her case. Rackets, not so much.

To add a bit more clarity, the one caused crippling migraines, and the original did not. By 'effect' I should have said 'side effect'.

Maybe one of the autists with eidetic memories or one of the clippers can pull this up, but I recall a stream Kayla was on, where she makes a snide remark about Rackets having a pencil dick. Or maybe it was just a snide comment about pencil dicks, but she was eyeing Balldoman as she said it. She *may* have been sitting on Drex's lap at the time.

I could be wrong, I wouldn't want to be accused of being fan fiction farms again.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, because this was well before the coom and balldo arcs, and it just seemed like a good-natured ribbing.

Nowadays, who knows...

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I do not recall this, but I was a bit shocked by her openly wanton behaviour as a mother of 5, so I cannot recall many details from her few appearances on the show.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

To add a bit more clarity, the one caused crippling migraines, and the original did not. By 'effect' I should have said 'side effect'.

I won't ask you to PL any further, but I wish your mum all the best.

There's a whole snake oil industry in North America focused around a made up concept termed "adrenal fatigue" pushed by naturopath types that sell supplements.

Honest-to-God real adrenal gland problems though are rare but serious. They cause all types of adrenaline, cortisol and electrolyte derangements. Dr. House-type stuff.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

After Crigler leaves, Nick laughs maniacally at his joke about Crigler using the Balldo on Pool before arguing with a chatter about how he doesn't have ED.

The Adam Vs. Tim dynamic is so played out that any time it's brought up I just roll my eyes, but any time I hear Adam talk regardless of whose show it's on it's brought up again. Tim Pool is a weird wannabe cult leader potential gambling addict hypocrite. There is fertile ground for jokes at his expense, but the one thing Tim does CONSISTENTLY is not air his dirty laundry out in public. There's a place for crass, shock humor, but this joke isn't even relevant.

Adam needs to move on and quit talking about his bald ex-GF and other hosts need to stop bringing it up when he's on.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The entire thing ended up being over six hours.

Skimming through, Crigler shows up just after the 2 hour mark and leaves just before the 4 hour mark, and then Rekieta continues for over two hours.

The ED thing came up again as Crigler made another joke as he was leaving. I think he didn't realize how serious Nick takes the whole ED thing.and it got a little awkward.

"Maybe we could talk about something other than Balldos next time?" Crigler asks as he leaves.

After Crigler leaves, Nick laughs maniacally at his joke about Crigler using the Balldo on Pool before arguing with a chatter about how he doesn't have ED.

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I haven't listened to the whole thing, just the hour or so I summarized on the thread and then this little chunk, but my condolences to @elb because I don't know how you clip this thing. I skipped to a random timestamp after Crigler left to see how drunk Nick was and he was saying how he never told people not to buy Isom or something else about Eric July.

I apologize if this has been discussed before, but I must know, why is he dual-wielding wedding rings?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick's decision to explain the Balldo in detail to Crigler has backfired after Crigler brought up whether it's for people with ED.

Nick says that's a meme and it's NAHT TRUUU and it's not advertised that way.

I am tapping out.

Whisky Dick confirmed

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

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I apologize if this has been discussed before, but I must know, why is he dual-wielding wedding rings?

He doesn't usually dual-wield, tbh. At least only on stream.
The actual one can remain untainted while the turquoise rubber one is easily rinsed off:

 

[elb]

but my condolences to @elb because I don't know how you clip this thing.

I’m bogged down with work right now but I’ll be catching up on the stream soon, clips might be a little delayed. 6 hours…. Why

there’s a clip of him saying only men with small or regular sized penises can achieve a “ballgasm” but he hasn’t.

This clip I think, starts around 3 minutes

 

[Potatoherder]

I just noticed your name. After three years.

You wouldn't have happened to herded Mama JF by chance?

I was very into Destiny2 at the time and some people in the clan were called 'potatoes' because they were retarded. I was tasked to make sure they didn't cause too much trouble. Last guy who did it called someone a retard and got his account banned by Bungie.

Reading the thread it seems Nick had an interesting show but not in the way he wanted. This seems on par with article reading streams of the past. YT getting $44 because of the cutoff. Deleted and muted user was the same, he was begging for channel follows. Nick said nothing in chat. Crigler(58832954) sent 13 messages in chat. The only oddity was between 3am and 4am cst he gained 2k viewers. If i read the thread correctly this was after Crigler dropped.

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[Neetorino]

All this AI stuff has distracted today's youths from the simple fun of doodling retarded bullshit on your own.

You've inspired me, I'm gonna pull up paint right now and remake my icon.

I skipped to a random timestamp after Crigler left to see how drunk Nick was and he was saying how he never told people not to buy Isom or something else about Eric July.

:How does he do it, ladies and gentlenoses? Nick Rekieta on the Flying Trapeze! Watch him deftly dodge that drama midair while simultaneously grabbing onto the next one for a rebound! And the strength of those buttcheeks to hold onto his whiskey bottle, phenomenal! You won't get a show like this anywhere but the Slobbermutt Circus!

For real though, isn't this basically a dead topic for everyone except Dax and Vito? Nick could've easily left it alone at this point so people would stop dunking on him on Xitter as they slowly forgot about the Eric July nonsense. But no, he hates drama, that's why searching for { "Rekieta Law" "Drama" } on Google Videos pulls up 173 results (across various channels) when filtered by Youtube, and 393 (across various channels) when filtered by Rumble, both filtered to "past year". That's a decent amount of content produced with "Nick Rekieta" and "Drama" together in either the title, description, or a combination from Nick's channel itself.

But no guys, Nick Rekieta doesn't talk about or get surrounded by drama whatsoever. Never happened, fake fuckin news.


Fun fact, if you use the Google Videos tab, it'll let you filter by "Kiwifarms.net" as a source. You can actively narrow down searches to just the best bits and I find that rather neat. a total of 76 results, not filtered by time obviously. I really appreciate that the top result when searched this way is the fucking Rabbit. If only it were the Bullet Dodged clip.

 

[RotPockets]

Try widow's peak?

Would Alopecia work?

 

[Kandinsky]

I'm learning efficiency of prompts in Art AI. There's still some work to do, but if anything, at least I kept myself entertained this afternoon. Trying to figure out the faggotry latency percentage of the output image in relation to the sourced material is something I'll have to improve upon. But for now:

Other images generated by AI, but gheyer:

Edit: Art AI is finnicky about cellphones when including multiple action verbs.