A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

[JimiHendrix]

Take your little slap fights to the whiner shitting street. We're here to laugh at DSP.

i will not take my posts there, that's what the jannies are for.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

There is another possible theory, which I'm unsure has been shared yet:

DSP and this random person nobody's ever heard of before, @dangreene are in on this together, manufacturing drama for Phil's benefit.

It's just as plausible as someone from Comcast getting away with sabotaging a customer for months and months with zero repercussions.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I wish people wouldn’t watch his actual stream. Stop feeding his ego. If you absolutely have to watch him then watch a restreamer instead

Derich Ip doesn't go in restreamer chat to be autistic publicly. No.

I hope the ween is sent to jail for this because that would be funny, since they justified the victim narrative of a pigroach publicly.

 

[arc minsk]

DSP now has to live knowing that theres sleeper detractors in every level of infrastructure waiting to fuck with him.

and he made up the story in his own mind, which over the course of months will exaggerate into 100% truth that he will repeated for years, that the detractor had been messing with him since march so they're doing long term shit deeply inserted in america's biggest corporations.

 

[Jasper2K]

congrats @dangreene you've singlehandedly made all of phil's future victim segments at least 30 minutes longer

Sure its funny but this won't be a "win" for detractors in the end. Will just get DSP more sympathy. People who pozload my neghole are retarded.

 

[Rent Tin]

There is another possible theory, which I'm unsure has been shared yet:

DSP and this random person nobody's ever heard of before, @dangreene are in on this together, manufacturing drama for Phil's benefit.

It's just as plausible as someone from Comcast getting away with sabotaging a customer for months and months with zero repercussions.

Phil has about 3 brain cells as well, do you really think he could coordinate something like that?

 

[clothes in my closet]

I will be locking this thread in about 30 minutes to move all of today's meaningful discussion into it's own thread, so get your autism and shit flinging out now. Both threads will be open once I'm finished moving things around.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Phil has about 3 brain cells as well, do you really think he could coordinate something like that?

He's gotten away with plenty in the past. I'm not saying he was the brains behind the operation, but something smells off and Phil has worked in cahoots with people before to his benefit.

 

[FelixGibraltar]

moralfagging over phil fucking burnell is super fucking gay. the bank leaks were a goldmine of IRL trolling and while this could have been a lot better it's still funny watching him meltdown over it

I truly cant think of anyone on earth who deserves to live out of a fucking box and eat out of tin cans for the rest of their existence other than Phil. I used think it was some loser shit to troll his ass constantly but he is truly a dumb fuck who deserves to stay at the bottom of the pecking order getting fucking harassed until he cracks. Never hated someone I've never met so fucking bad in my entire life.

 

[FamicomGorby]

There is another possible theory, which I'm unsure has been shared yet:

DSP and this random person nobody's ever heard of before, @dangreene are in on this together, manufacturing drama for Phil's benefit.

It's just as plausible as someone from Comcast getting away with sabotaging a customer for months and months with zero repercussions.

I brought that up since obviously Dave can't be dangreene but that would mean a dent directly in on the grift and is also some sort of network employee who could fake the screenshots.
If dangreene is fake I think he'd more likely be some random comcast employee that edited the screenshots to feed into Dave's paranoid rants.

 

[Love Is Blue]

>mfw it's fucking real
@dangreene godspeed you absolute retard

 

[JimiHendrix]

He's gotten away with plenty in the past. I'm not saying he was the brains behind the operation, but something smells off and Phil has worked in cahoots with people before to his benefit.

i had honestly considered this as well, but it's irrelevant. even if this is a trick, it's not meant to trick us. it's meant to trick his fans, and there ain't shit you or I can do about that.

 

[Getting Sentimental]

i got annoyed with how people where being treated by him recently i have actively fucked with dsp since latw october ( hes lying about the side scroller podcast that was not comcast or me) i was lazy with the http (im sorry i got tisms) any who heres his account go crazyView attachment 5528442View attachment 5528443

Its really not that hard to be better than Phil but his fucking A-Logs somehow find new and autistic ways of being worse than him, neck yourself in the office bathroom tyvm.

 

[Sy Sperling]

I truly cant think of anyone on earth who deserves to live out of a fucking box and eat out of tin cans for the rest of their existence other than Phil. I used think it was some loser shit to troll his ass constantly but he is truly a dumb fuck who deserves to stay at the bottom of the pecking order getting fucking harassed until he cracks. Never hated someone I've never met so fucking bad in my entire life.

Extremely tophat but

Spoiler

I agree with you

 

[Rent Tin]

I truly cant think of anyone on earth who deserves to live out of a fucking box and eat out of tin cans for the rest of their existence other than Phil. I used think it was some loser shit to troll his ass constantly but he is truly a dumb fuck who deserves to stay at the bottom of the pecking order getting fucking harassed until he cracks. Never hated someone I've never met so fucking bad in my entire life.

Most sane DSP alog. This nigger has literally never done anything to you personally, he just takes money from dentheads and spends it on WWE champion shit. He's a retarded man baby who is fun to laugh at, if he's legitimately making you feel like you hate him you need to go get some fresh air.

 

[teeth fairy]

Sure its funny but this won't be a "win" for detractors in the end. Will just get DSP more sympathy. People who pozload my neghole are retarded.

oh i wasn't implying it was a win for detractors. if anything, this is a total homerun for phil. his schizophrenic delusions weren't delusions afterall, and there is actual photographic proof of the deed. i wouldn't be surprised if phil is printing those cellphone photos out and taping them to the ceiling over his bed as we speak -- he's about as hooked on self-victimization as boogie is. and i agree, cowtipping is retarded.

 

[FelixGibraltar]

Phil's been having intermittent internet issues for some time.
Phil claimed someone from Comcast was fucking with him, with dubious evidence to back it up.
Everyone laughed at Phil's paranoid delusions.
Actual Comcast employee shows up and says its true, they are fucking with him, provides proof.
Kiwi Farms civil war erupts, again.
----YOU ARE HERE----
Null posts that everyone here is a faggot again, and says he wishes he could close the DSP board, again.

Crazy how we were allowed to wildly speculate about every thing else in the DSPverse for years, but this is the fucking straw that broke the camel's back lol

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Sure its funny but this won't be a "win" for detractors in the end. Will just get DSP more sympathy. People who pozload my neghole are retarded.

Can we just stop with this kinda logic? Who gives a damn about more sympathy Phil gets. It’s not like it changes anything, hell even if dsp sued and won a bunch of money who cares. Just laugh at the stupidity.

Measuring everything as a win or loss for detractors and Phil is so dumb

 

[FelixGibraltar]

Most sane DSP alog. This nigger has literally never done anything to you personally, he just takes money from dentheads and spends it on WWE champion shit. He's a retarded man baby who is fun to laugh at, if he's legitimately making you feel like you hate him you need to go get some fresh air.

Lol "Well that's just like your opinion bro"

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

Its funny that compared to a lot of lolcows, dsp has barely done anything immoral, even compared to guys like boogie and wings. But he still gets some of the most hardcore a logs just by being really unlikable.