A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

[hector85]

So, you didn't feel even the slightest amount of discomfort when you saw a retard who tries to save money for a car, give phil 1000 USD and phil taking it and then asking for more?

young adam has given phil $1000 2 or 3 times now. he also used to drop $100 a week before saving for the car. i don't feel angry, if he wants to scrape by on maruchan ramen bought with change he scraped up from under his couch because he gave dsp his food money for the week then good for him. he's an adult and perfectly capable of making his own decisions.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Its funny that compared to a lot of lolcows, dsp has barely done anything immoral, even compared to guys like boogie and wings. But he still gets some of the most hardcore a logs just by being really unlikable.

It's debatable on who is the worse as they are all equaly shit just with different specs, but one thing that is universal is that people don't like to feel like they are being talked down to, especialy when they don't deserve it, and Phil just wins out in that department and adds thievery on top, he'll take your money and admonish you for not giving more as he "deserves it".

 

[arc minsk]

Phil’s excuses for why he HAS to have his “unlimited business class internet” with Comcast hurt my head.

Does he seriously think that him playing CoD (badly) while streaming in 1080p is some kind of heavy duty shit that requires a private fiber connection and terabytes of data?!

Like we all know Phil is pretty dumb, but holy shit, is he really this dumb and out of touch?

Or is it more of a pride/autism thing?! Ie: “I’m a mahture ahdult wif a business, therefore ah need a BUSINESS STYLE internet connection!”

phil just buys the most expensive of anything and gets upsold on everything. might have been as simple as a salesman told him it was really good. did he have business class internet after he got "fired" from twitch and he learned about the term "bitrate" and how youtube had higher bitrate options so that was higher QUAHHLITY streams and him upgrading for the dents? it might have had something to do with his obsession he had with higher bitrates for a while.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If Phil wasn't taking these retard's money then they'd undoubtedly be manipulated into funding terrorism or something with it instead. Phil is a goddamn national hero.

 

[hector85]

If only DSP had gotten that Nord VPN sponsorship and shilled everyone's favorite VPN service, now with 3 months free if you enter in code IDIDNOTHINGWRONG

i would prefer to see him shilling hello fresh. quick, simple, healthy meals that even a busy gamer like him has time to make! kinda like those mixed nuts he shilled for free.

 

[Gramh]

The only real negative here is how thick the smug clouds hanging over Renton are going to be for at least a week. DSP's going to be an insufferable faggot about what is inevitably a minor inconvenience.

 

[Fapcop]

Sure its funny but this won't be a "win" for detractors in the end. Will just get DSP more sympathy. People who pozload my neghole are retarded.

Sympathy from whom exactly?!

90% of his audience are trolls, and the dents are already financially tapped out.

We all got a good laugh, and Phil’s future pity begments got ten minutes longer. But financially there’ll be zero consequences. He will keep circling the drain with YoY 20% drops.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

young adam has given phil $1000 2 or 3 times now. he also used to drop $100 a week before saving for the car. i don't feel angry, if he wants to scrape by on maruchan ramen bought with change he scraped up from under his couch because he gave dsp his food money for the week then good for him. he's an adult and perfectly capable of making his own decisions.

Surely you can read what you just wrote and acknowledge that maybe that guy isn't in the correct mindset if he is pissing away life helping money on pig-roach for the right to say "sentences" that will go to the void in 30 sec.
And that it's natural to feel good anger not due to jelousy but disgust at the manipulation of the mentaly feeble?

 

[Huggler]

Or is it more of a pride/autism thing?! Ie: “I’m a mahture ahdult wif a business, therefore ah need a BUSINESS STYLE internet connection!”

His argument is that he needs the 'business class' internet plan so he can get 24/7 support from comcast, sound good? alright

 

[hector85]

Surely you can read what you just wrote and acknowledge that maybe that guy isn't in the correct mindset if he is pissing away life helping money on pig-roach for the right to say "sentences" that will go to the void in 30 sec.
And that it's natural to feel good anger not due to jelousy but disgust at the manipulation of the mentaly feeble?

sure its disgusting, but like i said, he's an adult who can make his own decisions, as bad as they may be. i don't care about his dents and how he manipulates them, I'm just here for the spectacle and this is just part of it. its not on me to help them realize they're throwing their money away.

 

[myone]

DSP's going to be an insufferable faggot

cue "they're the same picture" meme. Really, really, honestly: DSP is just different kinds of insufferable faggot each day

boring insufferable faggor
smug insufferable faggot
angry insufferable faggot
pathetic insufferable faggot
meaningful insufferable faggot
pro-gamer insufferbale faggot

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Have the mods weighed in whether dan is who he says he is?

I wouldn't be surprised if it was the four letter individual again or another very retarded individual pretending to be the guy that fucked with the pig... In any way that is absolutely gay and fake. Who would ban theses keywords and sites to fuck with phil and not go for the obvious wwechampions website ?
It's really sounding like a 4d retarded chess move

 

[Emguimba]

There is another possible theory, which I'm unsure has been shared yet:

DSP and this random person nobody's ever heard of before, @dangreene are in on this together, manufacturing drama for Phil's benefit.

It's just as plausible as someone from Comcast getting away with sabotaging a customer for months and months with zero repercussions.

Insane theories like this do not help the case whatsoever. Dsp would need to be intelligent to come with something like this. He wouldn't be in the shithole he is to begin with if that wasn't the case.

There are retarded people like the dude that leaked in detractors too looking for some attention.

 

[myone]

It's really sounding like a 4d retarded chess move

not saying I agree, but once more, it seems pretty convenient how DSP started to get things cleared up and got the right people on the line, right when dan showed up on the farms after supposedly fucking with DSP for months.

 

[Iron Father]

Agreed. Everyone sperges about not planning any trolling and to just do it and share the laughs for us all, but when someone does, how dare they do that! Especially to Phil.

The part faggots (like you) forget is the not seeking out asspats for doing gay-ops bit.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I just can't believe Phil told the truth.

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

now im waiting for it to turn out someone actually spent 40k to pretend to be phils wwe champions account.

 

[arc minsk]

not saying I agree, but once more, it seems pretty convenient how DSP started to get things cleared up and got the right people on the line, right when dan showed up on the farms after supposedly fucking with DSP for months.

he's just so dumb, though. he's incapable of the simplest shit. this would be an incredible feat for dsp. all of his brain juice saved up for an entire year and he got 80 dollars in donations for it.

 

[Would Cat]

The only real negative here is how thick the smug clouds hanging over Renton are going to be for at least a week. DSP's going to be an insufferable faggot about what is inevitably a minor inconvenience.

If I have been paying for internet that an autistic person has been fucking with for months, that's not a minor inconvenience. If this happens to you and you don't get Comcast to bend over backwards then you're an idiot.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

What a wasted opportunity. We didn't even get a leaked search history out of this. Now Phil will assuredly get some sort of compensation from Comcast, especially if this story goes viral, whether in the form of a discounted or even complimentary subscription or a legal settlement. He also gains footing on the moral high ground and can point to this instance in the future to validate his victim complex. It's a huge win for Phil. And the troll ruined his life to hand Phil this W on a silver platter.