Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goofy Logic]

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Normally, I might not make an issue of this. But with the amount of shows he has missed, and it's his job, it's rather ridiculous.

The guys ego is so butthurt, he has to copesplain to his own wife!

 

[Bit's Tits]

So this was one comment I found in Elissa's comment section.

Lol. Take a look at this from last week's Tuesday Night Main Event from Geeks & Gamer's channel.

The superchat that started this reaction.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

can anybody link the six hour stream pls?

Can you use Google to search up his Rumble channel where all his shows are linked and dated?

There are two big conclusions I am drawing from last night's copetravaganza.

Number one, Nick is getting more specific with his gripes about LawTube. He is aggrieved by a specific person who didn't give him credit for growing their channel and stop coming on Nick's show, who was in the group chats asking for help getting super chats, and allegedly stole Nick's paypigs. There is going to be a drip-drip-drip until finally he snaps at Andrew. Nick appears to understand now that a massive chunk of the LawTube people have wrote him off as an embarrassment.

The more concerning thing is that Nick appears to be full-on looping now. It's very rare that I watch a Rekieta stream outside of Elissa's channel (the last time was the Eric July meltdown ones) but I noticed Nick went on multiple asides in detail which were totally derivative of clips that were already posted by Elissa.

In particular, right before Crigler came on, around 2:03:00, he discussed talking to the Balldo CEO again. But he already described it a couple days ago.

I skipped to the end of the stream to see how drunk he was and around 5:53:00, he was talking about his relationship advice from a month ago. Except when starting the diatribe, he just introduced it with the word "again".

More broadly, the clips from the Locals stream looks like the copestreaming was derivative of his copestreaming during his main show which was derivative of his copetweeting earlier in the day. A big part of the chat revolt were people using words like "repetitive". Oddly I don't think he really addressed that point, although he was engaging directly with the Rumble chat. It is starting to cross the line of being "man, this guy's content is lazy" to actually concerning inasmuch as I don't even know how much insight he as into the fact that his ranting is repetitive and looping.

Nick is very repetitive. He has no more original ideas or content. He constantly brings up the same stories over and over (as well as the same gripes and whinges). In watching him for 4.5 years, he had a few repetitive things in the show (e.g. Drexel's takes, Balls or no balls?, toasts, etc...) but it was not this bad where he repeats things mere days later. Benefit of the doubt, perhaps Nick has told all the stories he has, and he needs new content, but he is not going out there and doing it. Instead, he does sex jokes and balldos all day, then cries about how difficult his life is on LOCALS.

He ranted about a YouTuber who covers old trials where the outcome is already known & said couldn’t be him, too boring. Only YTer that comes to mind who has done older trials is Legal Vices with his O.J. Simpson series & old maritime stuff. Has Nick got his panties in a bunch balldo turned sideways over Jeff now too? Watch for Nick hoping he makes a million dollars.

Vices can be entertaining with his Maritime Monday shows. He often is reacting to well-produced documentaries, but he adds quite the bit of colour commentary.



In other news, LawTube gets smaller:

 

[TherapyMan]

In other news, LawTube gets smaller:

I was going to write a whole serious post about how maybe Nick should take Steve's example, but I googled Steve Gosney and was blessed with this amazing image.

Truly a painting. Nevermind Nick, never quit and have another drink while you're at it!

 

[Harm]

Hang on Sally78? Isn't she the Nick Rekeita super attention whore who sent her nudes in the Locals chat?

Using a fake alias on Urban Dictionary is trivially easy, but yes I believe you are correct.

Edit:

Lol. Take a look at this from last week's Tuesday Night Main Event from Geeks & Gamer's channel.
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HOLY SHIT. This clip is simply amazing. The way 2/3 of them instantly start cracking up while the host is lost at the joke, this is such a great find.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

My biggest question is why does he care? Nothing will change if he admits being an alcoholic.

Because those damned, dastardly kiwifarmers cant be right about anything re:rekeita or else everyone will know with absolute certainty that rekeita preps his wife for drexel on date night.

 

[AnOminous]

All the complaining about having to project a upbeat mood when he’s not really feeling it, as if streamers are the only people on earth faced with such a struggle, is quite tone deaf towards his predominantly working class audience.

When does he even do that? He does nothing but bitch and complain about the most trivial shit constantly.

As fun as that'd be he's too much of a whitebread-ass nigga to drink anything that déclassé more than once or twice.

All that shows is a complete lack of taste. That's usually nouveau riche shit, not someone born into wealth shit, to think that the value of something is directly proportional to its price tag. Some of the best moonshine is damn fine, especially the stuff old dudes are still making that their daddies taught them. Don't have any connections to that any more unfortunately.

Also if you can buy it at a liquor store it isn't really moonshine.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Vices can be entertaining with his Maritime Monday shows. He often is reacting to well-produced documentaries, but he adds quite the bit of colour commentary.

His commentary often relies on appeals to emotion to tragedy and is always sappy and cringe. But it makes sense that you like it, I guess, since you're a woman.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Dude is looking rough. It looks like he's been crying or something.

Ya know, I've been following the YNW Melly trial and thought it would have been good content for Rekeita. TLDR is two rappers are accused of murdering their two childhood friends while in the same car as them and then shot up the outside of the car afterwards to make it look like a drive by.

But it's been shown that the prosecutor is playing fast and loose by withholding information and possibly outright lying.

But nope. He's not black. Can't cover it.

Lazy fucking alcoholic just doesn't want to work at all. Please, make some more excuses ya drunken pervert.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

In other news, LawTube gets smaller:

Wasn't Gosney on a week or two ago with another lawyer (maybe Andrew or Jeff), deriding some of the recent bull shit? Gosney was also the one blowing smoke up Rackets' ass, always calling him lawpope and even not streaming on YouTube for quite a while because of the balldo banning. Flip side, he said Balldoman was "acting" really gay in Vegas and hitting on him.

 

[Harm]

Ya know, I've been following the YNW Melly trial and thought it would have been good content for Rekeita. TLDR is two rappers are accused of murdering their two childhood friends while in the same car as them and then shot up the outside of the car afterwards to make it look like a drive by.

But it's been shown that the prosecutor is playing fast and loose by withholding information and possibly outright lying.

But nope. He's not black. Can't cover it.

Which is an insane cope because Bruce Rivers has been covering it on his Youtube channel with plenty success. It's the only reason I knew about that trial at all.



If only Nick was black like this then he could cover this trial too.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Imagine Balldo with an even bigger & redder nose like alcohololics have

 

[Pomniman]

When does he even do that? He does nothing but bitch and complain about the most trivial shit constantly.

He's probably talking about his meltbrained jokes about diaper fetishes and raping children or whatever, never mind the fact that they go over like a wet fart every time he tells them. It's "lightening the mood" if he can giggle at them even if everyone else on the panel got cancer.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is very repetitive. He has no more original ideas or content. He constantly brings up the same stories over and over (as well as the same gripes and whinges). In watching him for 4.5 years, he had a few repetitive things in the show (e.g. Drexel's takes, Balls or no balls?, toasts, etc...) but it was not this bad where he repeats things mere days later. Benefit of the doubt, perhaps Nick has told all the stories he has, and he needs new content, but he is not going out there and doing it. Instead, he does sex jokes and balldos all day, then cries about how difficult his life is on LOCALS.

What's weird is that he genuinely seems to lack insight into the fact that his stories and talking points are repetitive. Before the repetitive bits like the toasts he understood that they were repeat bits and referred to them as such. But he now tells stories he's told very recently as if it's the first time he's told it.

Wasn't Gosney on a week or two ago with another lawyer (maybe Andrew or Jeff), deriding some of the recent bull shit? Gosney was also the one blowing smoke up Rackets' ass, always calling him lawpope and even not streaming on YouTube for quite a while because of the balldo banning. Flip side, he said Balldoman was "acting" really gay in Vegas and hitting on him.

It was Andrew and they were discussing the Maya trial disaster of a panel stream. I guess Gosney has decided that further engagement with "LawTube" at this juncture is an embarrassment.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

But he now tells stories he's told very recently as if it's the first time he's told it.

Little balldo thinks he's getting new audience everyday. Rumble metrics told him so.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

ED thing came up again as Crigler made another joke as he was leaving

I'm not a fan of Crigler, but this appearance made me like him a little.

"Maybe we could talk about something other than Balldos next time?" Crigler asks as he leaves.

Which Rekieta eagerly replies "yeah, yeah, if you've got anything you're super into and want to talk about come on". A desperate plea for someone to do the work for him.

If I did not have thick beautiful head of hair I would like to think I would do the same

Every guy should shave his head at least once, when young. Figure out if you'll look good bald or not.

 

[Hraf]

It's pathetic how the lip seal around Nick's cock is so tight on Ryan and CGoody. One of them is always coming around to white knight their e-daddy in the comments of someone else's video for zero reason other than they need to cope that Nick's still super cool.

That also describes Nick's relationship to Dick. It's a Human Balldopede of sadness.

 

[Farmer9876]

Dude is looking rough. It looks like he's been crying or something.

He is crying becouse he lost a dear friend by the name of Josh. Truly a tragedy for the ages.

 

[AnOminous]

But he now tells stories he's told very recently as if it's the first time he's told it.

He's always blackout drunk and probably doesn't even remember half the shit he says. Everyone knows that rambling old drunk who constantly tells the same stories. That's Nick at this point.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

According to the numbers i found on this blog, there's about a 55% chance he has cirrhosis or will get it in the future. https://cheershealth.com/blog/how-many-drinks-per-week-does-it-take-to-destroy-your-liver
I'd genuinely be surprised if he makes it to the end of the lawsuit with Monty with his marriage or health intact.

Another bit we haven't really discussed but is a long term timebomb for Nick is his stuff about his kids wanting a streaming career. I genuinely hope for his sake its a lie because just a 3rd party that grew up in that house and probably doesn't realize what he should and shouldnt be saying will be easy fodder for his a-logs. At minimum we can finally have a sober person in the house who will answer the question "what the fuck does nick and his wife do all fucking day?" And i bet the answer won't look good for either of them. Especially a teenager raised by the Rekietas would be an easy mark for trolls and a-logs to get info out of, at minimum we'd also be able to know if Nick truely was "like this all along" His youngest two might not be able to answer but his older ones would remember pre-youtube career nick and probably pre-lawyer nick fairly well. They'd also be able to tell us what the extended family and community has said too.

Hell with how desperate Nick is for viewers recently its only a matter of time before he probably drags his kids into the vault for either an interview or an appearance, especially if the sons actually do try to become streamers, why not have nick plug their shows? I know its obvious bullshit but from my own perspective statistically at least one of those bastard kids will be online and end up talking about their crazy parents and at some point end up leaking that they're the Rekieta kids.

If i'm being quite honest Nick is lucky as shit his kids are so well behaved. Because most teenagers with alcoholic dads and pill popping moms are perfectly fine talking shit about them online, Brad Pitt couldn't keep his kids from spilling the beans on family and it was eventually leaked from people seeking out the kids private locked down social media, Its only a matter of when not if the kids end up adding the wrong person to their social media and suddenly we get to read emotional posts about how it really is living in the Rekieta household. Destiny's son already has shittalked his deadbeat dad, but at least Steven has the security of his son not literally living with him every day of his life. Nick's got 5 timebombs waiting to tell their story whether its to a bunch of people online for money or Al-Anon family group.

I'm more impressed with how many people Nick's pissed off no one has done a Mimms and Lucas style Q&A yet from his community, unlike most lolcows his size Nick has been forced to be a part of a church and community and homeschooling co-op and the idea that no one wants to shittalk drunk Mr.Rekieta the bible study/civics/sex ed teacher is amazing. I guess everyone in the entire county limits their screentime besides Nick because anyone sperging out like him where i'm from would have gotten that gossip spread literally everywhere. The Slut i was in physics with who was known for fucking 4 football players in the gym at school is still referred to as such years later. same with the chick that manages to have 3 kids by the time she graduated high school. Any teacher that got in trouble with the law also is still mentioned as such but we certainly never had a blatantly drunk midlife crisis one like Nick. I know my outbursts are being repeated as stories on some podcast somewhere, but ill also admit to deserving it for treating minimum wage jobs with the amount of respect they deserved, (and a lot of In School Suspension is probably a huge reason why i'm not as close to my peers as expected) so the idea that a much more uptight community of midwest Scandinavians never looking up Nick and finding the clips of him on youtube or deciding to check out Kino Kasino or the farms is crazy to me. Especially during his height.

Not a single person from that community decided to check out the Rittenhouse or Depp Trials on youtube to see a guy they know on the screen? Ethan was willing to bullshit about every person he fucking met was "a fan of the killstream" but somehow Nick never knew a single person in his entire community that watched his streams, especially his court streams? Being a streamer is like being a stand up comedian or actor the second someone knows thats your occupation everyone will look it up, usually once you leave the room. So his personal life never intersecting with his e-celeb career is impossible, especially on his downswing. As others have said, the people of his sector have been treating him with kid gloves but the a-logging has only just begun. Kino Kasino has really only been talking about him the last few months, I'm sure plenty of people would love to shittalk "the pro-trump, anti-trans, pro-depp lawyer who's now a balddo salesmen with a drinking problem" With the amount of enemies he's made in the law community i'm more impressed with how few people have gone after him. Flamenco was only allowed to get away with being known as a pervert for a month before that guy got songs made about him and he exclusively hung out with anime loving teenagers. Nick's been going on years without people really slapping him down and he's mainly hanging out with middle age adults. Eric July only mocked him by accident and it led to a multiday 10+ hour cryfest imagine if Nick got even 1% of the detractors as Patrick Tomlinson has gotten. His life would be ruined faster than a guy stealing a soundbar.