Would you become a V-Tuber if you were guareteed a $350,000 yearly income, couldn't be doxxed, and had complete creative control over your channel?

[Lithuophile]

I.e. you get to lift and call people niggers during streams and record whatever you feel like recording

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Yes. Without question. I like money.

 

[Safir]

What is "become a vtuber", then? Just free money? There are coomers right now knowingly simping for a completely AI production (the unwashed pink-haired ho that's making rounds on xitter, I don't remember its "name" and I won't grace it with a "name"). I wouldn't just be a vtuber, I'd be all the jedi vtubers, and spend my actual IRL time optimizing public transport routes and cooking scallop squash dishes.

 

[Shidoen]

Yes, My avatar would just be a warcraft ogre and doing a broken retard accent because it's literally me

 

[dick brain]

Which vtuber?

 

[Bean5]

Id just steal Null's grift (read the farms/watch cringe), stream games once a week and play old Mr. Metokur complications and episodes of Scamfish in the last hour.

Pack away a nice retirement, grab some certs for work and retire early.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So what's the downside, just that you have to appear as a cartoon character sometimes?

That sounds too good to be true, is there some small print involved that says you have to stream as an anime girl? Pretty suspicious.

 

[Lithuophile]

So what's the downside, just that you have to appear as a cartoon character sometimes?

That sounds too good to be true, is there some small print involved that says you have to stream as an anime girl? Pretty suspicious.

No downsides besides losing your dignity and larping as an anime AVI

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If it means I can retreat to a small town in Montana afterwards, I'd go for it.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I mean, with this ruleset you could literally stream once a year for 5 minutes with a picture of a goldfish as your avatar and still comply.

 

[Niggergante]

Mate there's no downside. Hell yeah I would. I'd just make fun of the British and minorities all day.

 

[BirdUp]

yes

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Do I have to talk in that eargrating baby voice or can I just speak normally?

 

[Town Drunk]

your terms are acceptable.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Shit, who wouldn't? The only question is how long does your career last?

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Would jannies do it for free?

 

[Bean5]

Do I have to talk in that eargrating baby voice or can I just speak normally?

If you're a man, you can larp as a woman like that one doll/ghost one

If you're a woman, you larp as a child, a bpd milf, or a femboy

Would jannies do it for free?

They already do

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

No. I respect myself too much.

Based on many responses in the thread, I can see I am surrounded by whores.

I suppose the world needs those, too.

 

[Dysnomia]

I can help my family a lot so it's tempting.

 

[DagothUr]

I would sell my soul for a shekel