Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Oliver Onions said:
Dick is the absolute zenith of 'peaked in high school'. He is the dude in his 40s who hangs out with guys in their 20s because they're the only people he looks cool to; everyone his age recognises what a pathetic utterly worthless existence he lives. He is the dude who tells anyone who will listen about TV appearances and pitches he made 20 years ago and how he 'totally could've made it' if it wasn't for some nebulous, unexplained reason. He is the dude who will blame everyone but himself for his failures, refusing to admit how badly he has fucked his life up right to the very end. He is the dude who will ultimately end up completely alone once the people who care give up trying to help him and the 20-somethings move onto the next middle-aged balding alcoholic who can score them coke.

And he deserves every second of it.
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Not a chance bucko. You know what they say: Once a Prom King, always a Prom King. The shine you think is a reflection off his bald head is actually all of the charisma he's always had and can never lose. You're just some loser who can't understand. I bet you don't even live in LA. lol!
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Dick is the absolute zenith of 'peaked in high school'. He is the dude in his 40s who hangs out with guys in their 20s because they're the only people he looks cool to; everyone his age recognises what a pathetic utterly worthless existence he lives.
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He literally boasted about high school achievements (muh prom king) in middle age. That's pathetic.

He reminds me of that faggot everyone knew in high school who was 20 or 30 or whatever and the only reason anyone put up with him was he could sell you weed or buy you alcohol but everyone made jokes about him being a pedo the moment he left the room.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Dick is the absolute zenith of 'peaked in high school'. He is the dude in his 40s who hangs out with guys in their 20s because they're the only people he looks cool to; everyone his age recognises what a pathetic utterly worthless existence he lives. He is the dude who tells anyone who will listen about TV appearances and pitches he made 20 years ago and how he 'totally could've made it' if it wasn't for some nebulous, unexplained reason. He is the dude who will blame everyone but himself for his failures, refusing to admit how badly he has fucked his life up right to the very end. He is the dude who will ultimately end up completely alone once the people who care give up trying to help him and the 20-somethings move onto the next middle-aged balding alcoholic who can score them coke.

And he deserves every second of it.
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I mean listen to him talk about adam 22s party he legit saying this
 
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AnOminous said:
He literally boasted about high school achievements (muh prom king) in middle age. That's pathetic.
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In all fairness, despite PPP's current state of immobility, he was a goalkeeper and quite athletic in high school. He was also a preacher and knew his scripture inside out despite his constantly homosexuality and the indulgence in the seven deadly sins of gluttony, diabetes, soda pop, fast food, diabetes, FAT and potato chips.

Too bad his preaching only led to door-to-door water filter scamming with his totally not boyfriend Surfer.

Ashtonne achieved far more than Juju as a person. Even if he's fat and a grifter, he's funny. You can't take that away from him, you also can't take his 2L Costco potato chips away.

What did Juju offer? The same unfunny fat jokes, and? Prom King? Who brags about that, what an utter faggot.
 
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AltisticRight said:
In all fairness, despite PPP's current state of immobility, he was a goalkeeper and quite athletic in high school. He was also a preacher and knew his scripture inside out despite his constantly homosexuality and the indulgence in the seven deadly sins of gluttony, diabetes, soda pop, fast food, diabetes, FAT and potato chips.

Too bad his preaching only led to door-to-door water filter scamming with his totally not boyfriend Surfer.

Ashtonne achieved far more than Juju as a person. Even if he's fat and a grifter, he's funny. You can't take that away from him, you also can't take his 2L Costco potato chips away.

What did Juju offer? The same unfunny fat jokes, and? Prom King? Who brags about that, what an utter faggot.
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Brother Asstroon should eat Dax Molesterson and his pedo goblin manservant if he really wants to stand with the great men of history.
 
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Tangentially related to Juju and because this has become the de facto "Eric July vs the World" containment thread; if you read this tweet by EVS, it seems he's dunked hard on Eric July. Except, if you bother to read the full context (it's just 3 tweets, I swear), what's happening is pretty bizarre. Here's his tweet in question:

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It starts with Eric July tweeting that he's gone live on Youtube to talk about his company and his comic (tweet not pictured, use your imagination). Completely normal behavior. As discussed earlier in the thread, Eric July always privates his livestream VODs. He has done this for a long time and did so again with this stream. However, failed content creator "KatyDid a Podcast" (she sat alone and talked to herself on Youtube once 10 months ago) would quote retweet it and insinuate he's only privated because he talked shit about her e-daddies.

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No receipts and no specific claim that he said or did anything on the stream. She's blindly casting aspersions while tagging these three. Someone states the obvious:

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That is what EVS was quote retweeting. To recap, Eric July is selling comic books on-time without crowdfunding and did a livestream discussing his success. A failed livestreamer who looks like a rejected Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind audition retweets it with obvious bait. Someone calls it obvious bait which EVS will bite because he's a snake. EVS, whose portfolio is littered with crowdfunded comics that deliver late, makes his wholly unrelated comment about Isom covers that had nothing to do with anything previously stated by anybody in the interaction up to that point all while proving that he is indeed a snake.

I did check and from what I could find, EVS's latest crowdfunded project is, in fact, delivering several months late and has yet to deliver.

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Don't worry though, because he's still adding backer perks to the campaign which you can buy at a premium. Who hasn't wanted a literal cardboard box that says "copyright 2020" instead of their comics on-time?

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It's okay, at least he's not ignoring refund requests or anything.

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Just rewatched the Dr. Phil segment. It's the typical lame faux edgy crap for Phil's audience of wine moms who want the Maury/Springer flavor without the calories. The Dick Masterson persona is pretty cringe; it could've worked if "soft theater nerd LARPing as Andrew Dice Clay" was the bit, but Dax expected to be taken seriously as a badboy of comedy so the joke was on him.

Juju was outdone by both the Bumfights guy and the Cash Me Outside girl. Nick Rekieta apparently thought the ACK ACK GIRLS HAVE COOTIES shtick was the siren call of an alpha male he needed to follow, which tells you all you need to know about that fag.
 
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Terrorist said:
Just rewatched the Dr. Phil segment. It's the typical lame faux edgy crap for Phil's audience of wine moms who want the Maury/Springer flavor without the calories. The Dick Masterson persona is pretty cringe; it could've worked if "soft theater nerd LARPing as Andrew Dice Clay" was the bit, but Dax expected to be taken seriously as a badboy of comedy so the joke was on him.

Juju was outdone by both the Bumfights guy and the Cash Me Outside girl. Nick Rekieta apparently thought the ACK ACK GIRLS HAVE COOTIES shtick was the siren call of an alpha male he needed to follow, which tells you all you need to know about that fag.
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Maddax is really no different than the KKK buffoons on Jerry Springer or the 400 pound divas on Ricki Lake who swore up and down that they’re on par with Cindy Crawford. These shows relied on mental defects to get cheap laughs for ratings. At the time it appeared he was in on the joke but as we see now and back when he called himself The Hammer with his extremely gay eyebrow ring and Winamp skin, his Dr. Phil appearance hits a lot different. The truth was right in front of us the whole time.
 
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jimmybags said:
Where has he tried to buddy up with Adam22 at? I remember he was on No Jumper with Destiny a while ago but nothing since then.
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Its a friendship through destiny, dick and vito are close to destiny who is close to adam. Vito has talked about messaging him about a word game before. Destiny continues to go on biggest problem despite its lower audience compared to other shows.
 
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As similarly shown in the above post, it's been discovered that several of the props in Rippaverse comics are allegedly being traced from 3D assets available online for download. The upload dates show they definitely pre-date the comics. This seems to be an exotic rare Juju W. Of course, this will largely only matter to people already predisposed to detract Eric July or those following his lolcow detractors.

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