Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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AltisticRight said:
Hey Juju, looks like the mean Big Black Bully is stacking racks.
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Meanwhile, your only achievement was being the prom king in high school.
I would kill myself over this embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Juju is coping over a hat that sold for $1.99 in an auction.
Totally not mad totally not jealous no cope at all.
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>Haha why
Because it's an auction and there was only one bid you fucking moron, looks like most people who were interested purchased it at full price already.
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This is how Eric July can still lose!!!
 
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No, Vito was a special case. If I was writing it I'd go with a rise-and-fall style storytelling. Start strong with some fun old clips from Dr.Phil + TBPITU and halfway bring out the Juju stuff. I think people looking him up now would actually be interested in knowing why he was successful, whereas people looking up Vito just want the caps of him being a gross chomo.
 
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Null said:
We need someone to just completely redo the OP. I don't know who I'd burden with that bullshit though.
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Null said:
No, Vito was a special case. If I was writing it I'd go with a rise-and-fall style storytelling. Start strong with some fun old clips from Dr.Phil + TBPITU and halfway bring out the Juju stuff. I think people looking him up now would actually be interested in knowing why he was successful, whereas people looking up Vito just want the caps of him being a gross chomo.
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Wait until he screencaps these posts and chimps out about you on Xitter like he did with the idea of writing a Vito thread.
 
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Null said:
No, Vito was a special case. If I was writing it I'd go with a rise-and-fall style storytelling. Start strong with some fun old clips from Dr.Phil + TBPITU and halfway bring out the Juju stuff. I think people looking him up now would actually be interested in knowing why he was successful, whereas people looking up Vito just want the caps of him being a gross chomo.
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It would be great to also include the cringe early days of being "The Hammer" and improv at UCB where he dressed as a MLP character.
 
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Crossposting from the MATI Thread and is Juju The Cow related:

Since I finally found & downloaded the Daniel Larson Kiwi Edit, I finished up the meme video I was making that contains both Retard Riley & Our Kiwi Daimyo Null.

Retard Riley Pulls Up & Gets Eaten Alive by The Kiwi Niggler:
 
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I'm just mindlessly scrolling YouTube when I got this
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Her smile is legit making my skin crawl, truly some uncanny valley shit.
 
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PaladinBoo said:
Juju really is a petty and insecure man like most men who live in LA.
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Dick is the absolute zenith of 'peaked in high school'. He is the dude in his 40s who hangs out with guys in their 20s because they're the only people he looks cool to; everyone his age recognises what a pathetic utterly worthless existence he lives. He is the dude who tells anyone who will listen about TV appearances and pitches he made 20 years ago and how he 'totally could've made it' if it wasn't for some nebulous, unexplained reason. He is the dude who will blame everyone but himself for his failures, refusing to admit how badly he has fucked his life up right to the very end. He is the dude who will ultimately end up completely alone once the people who care give up trying to help him and the 20-somethings move onto the next middle-aged balding alcoholic who can score them coke.

And he deserves every second of it.
 
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Had said:
I'm just mindlessly scrolling YouTube when I got this
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Her smile is legit making my skin crawl, truly some uncanny valley shit.
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Look how soulless those eyes are. All the life, happiness, and hope just completely and utterly gone. There is nothing left of the girl Mint once was. Instead she is now Juju's fuck toy whose only purpose is to be used and tossed around by Juju and his band of LA perverts. Yet you still see men like Nick and EVS celebrate Juju and cheer him on in his sexual desecration of Mint Salad despite the fact that these two are also the fathers of young daughters (EVS daughter is autistic just like Mint).
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Dick is the absolute zenith of 'peaked in high school'. He is the dude in his 40s who hangs out with guys in their 20s because they're the only people he looks cool to; everyone his age recognises what a pathetic utterly worthless existence he lives. He is the dude who tells anyone who will listen about TV appearances and pitches he made 20 years ago and how he 'totally could've made it' if it wasn't for some nebulous, unexplained reason. He is the dude who will blame everyone but himself for his failures, refusing to admit how badly he has fucked his life up right to the very end. He is the dude who will ultimately end up completely alone once the people who care give up trying to help him and the 20-somethings move onto the next middle-aged balding alcoholic who can score them coke.

And he deserves every second of it.
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Archie Bunker would call Juju a faggot.
 
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Had said:
I'm just mindlessly scrolling YouTube when I got this
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Her smile is legit making my skin crawl, truly some uncanny valley shit.
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she has the exact same smile on her face in every photo ever taken of her, including the pornography. It's incredible. My theory is that she is doing a conceptual avant garde performance art ARG and dropping hints throughout her work with Riley, except no one has noticed because Riley is too annoying for anyone to bother sitting through. I'm not going to pay for the piss porn but surely there are some important lore artifacts to be found there.

if you think about it it makes sense. Why else would they try to make the internet believe that she is a dumb autistic girl who has been groomed, drugged and pimped out for a podcast? that would just be crazy, and if we know anything about Riley it's that he's a seasoned entertainer and trickster who likes making people laugh

source: it came to me in a dream
 
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