Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Goofy Logic]

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I really feel like that description about Eric is actually Dick projecting

The seethe in this tweet is *mwah*

 

[not william stenchever]

Nunchucks do kind of suck though, they're like Akido, the people who like it will defend it but in reality it's not practical.

I think I'd probably take carrying a staff while trying to do plain clothes feudal japanese intelligence stuff over a set of nunchuks because it'd be more useful for self defense, but I could also see why people whose profession is doing sneaky shit would want to be able to conceal an improvised weapon that could possibly stand up to search and scrutiny. In fact, it's not impossible to carry both a staff and a concealed threshing tool while dressed up like a farmer and walking into a castle to ostensibly deliver grain, with your real mission being to make note of the defensive readiness of the place.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I think I'd probably take carrying a staff while trying to do plain clothes feudal japanese intelligence stuff over a set of nunchuks because it'd be more useful for self defense, but I could also see why people whose profession is doing sneaky shit would want to be able to conceal an improvised weapon that could possibly stand up to search and scrutiny. In fact, it's not impossible to carry both a staff and a concealed threshing tool while dressed up like a farmer and walking into a castle to ostensibly deliver grain, with your real mission being to make note of the defensive readiness of the place.

You do know you can just claim the staff or cane you have is a walking stick, not a beating stick, right? Meanwhile if someone finds the nunchucks on your person while entering a building where officials live you can't really claim they're your reading nunchucks or something. Even if you're infiltrating, you're much more likely to get away claiming you're a retard who needs a stick to walk that got lost than you are to try to get away if caught with nunchucks. There's actually a very real reason why people who do things like espionage try not to carry anything that's not something a normal person would have on them.

 

[not william stenchever]

There's actually a very real reason why people who do things like espionage try not to carry anything that's not something a normal person would have on them.

Fair point. If you are a known quantity in the area you might be able to make an argument that "oh I have these on me to keep my dumbass nephew from stealing these and selling them so he can buy some time at the nearest brothel", but for anyone who is not from the area it would be much more suspicious

 

[Retink Retunk]

Fair point. If you are a known quantity in the area you might be able to make an argument that "oh I have these on me to keep my dumbass nephew from stealing these and selling them so he can buy some time at the nearest brothel", but for anyone who is not from the area it would be much more suspicious

You might be able to, but if people know you're a radical you're probably less likely to get away with it as well. Something like the Kunai was popular as an assassin tool because it wasn't the thing you see in anime in the form of a throwing knife, it was literally a sharp shovel used in gardening and masonry, so you could easily claim you carry your tools with you, especially while traveling so they don't get stolen. People back then were far more likely to carry around pointy things because they were used for a lot of purposes and nunchucks at best can be claimed to be used for beating wheat into a powder, but are far more suspicious than literally walking in with a cane and knife on you.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think I'd probably take carrying a staff while trying to do plain clothes feudal japanese intelligence stuff over a set of nunchuks because it'd be more useful for self defense, but I could also see why people whose profession is doing sneaky shit would want to be able to conceal an improvised weapon that could possibly stand up to search and scrutiny. In fact, it's not impossible to carry both a staff and a concealed threshing tool while dressed up like a farmer and walking into a castle to ostensibly deliver grain, with your real mission being to make note of the defensive readiness of the place.

Nips had retarded law on weapons. Nunchucks were an Okinawaian weapon and basically used by farmers along with sickles because a farmer is expected to have those and you can still cause grevious harm with one.

 

[P5Fever]

There's no way to be more blunt about this. He's a nigger who went off the plantation. These faggots are nothing but the worst sort of "liberals," who consider any disagreement about how they're doing things as a nigger going off the plantation. Internalized whatever. Dey unca Toms, dey coons!

This is pure LA bullshit.

They are just extremely unhappy with a black man disagreeing with their bullshit, making his own way, and making millions while actually delivering the product he promised, while all these white boys are THIEVES. They collected money promising shit, they didn't deliver SHIT.

Meanwhile this black man collected money to deliver a product he'd already made.

It's absolutely pathetic how much these faggots hate someone for just doing a better job than they did. Fuck you Diddler Dax, fuck you Vito the Pedo, fuck you Balldo Man. You are SCUM.

I seem to recall Nick‘a retarded meltdown, “yOu’Re AlL mArVeL!!!” at Eric’s fans.

This disregards that up until Dax and his gaggle of retards, Eric’s detractors WERE people who just hated him because he was a darkie, specifically a darkie that went off the plantation. He’s successful, doesn’t need handouts or white saviors, and he has opinions they don’t like for example he doesn’t like token characters and race swaps. So yeah, while Eric’s fans are speds I don’t blame them for assuming this situation is no different from all the other fat glue sniffers that cry about Eric July.

But that does make me wonder why the rest of you hate him? Eric is too boring to be a lolcow. His mistakes aren’t that big of a deal so far. Yeah he’s friends with a bunch of pop culture war retards, but at least they aren’t Dax, Vito, Riley and any of those other freaks.

EVS is obviously just jealous because Eric is making him look like an idiot and a lazy fag. So okay point there Rekieta not racism.

Vito….I guess jealousy and also that Eric married an adult woman instead of robbing the cradle?

But really why are so many of you fixated on Eric? I’m not MUH KAREN FARMS, I’m not some loser on Twitter that assumes you are scared of the black skin. But I don’t blame people who assume you are, you haven’t done anything that makes me think there is a valid reason to go after him.

So I am going to instead assume it has nothing to do with race and just you are all jealous pedophiles mad that a man who doesn’t diddle kids puts a comic book out on time and makes a lot of money from it.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

After all that cum town talk I have one conclusion.

Stavros halkias should make a comic book about a fat Greek chef who moonlights as the king of Atlantis, complete with an underwater lair and super muscular legs. He definitely gets a lot of pussy for sure dude, hell yeah.

Then nick mullen can direct the movie about it and put Adam Friedland in as the plucky jewish guest star sidekick with neurosis. Nick can play the autistic genius supervillain dressed up like Dr. NO who speaks in a Chinese accent. his master plan would be to turn Stavman and the rest of the world fat and gay, but it doesn't work cause Stav is already fat and gay and has a small penis. But because of his fat haunches and eating skills he wins the day and gets his dick sucked while eating spanikopita.

It would be better than anything Dick or Vito could ever dream to imagine. Nick would call it shit months later while in a fugue state, and then Adam would say "nah it was good though" before snorting a line of cocaine and telling a joke that nick said a year before.

I fucking loved cumtown. The Dick Show fucking sucks and Vito is not worthy of recognition.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I really feel like that description about Eric is actually Dick projecting

>Bully
Brave words by Juju, standing up to the big mean bully.

 

[Love Machine]

Dax's biggest sin no matter what he does is having a boring show. I can't even watch clips anymore to see if he is worth a logging.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dax’s employee Riley has now escalated to stalking Eric July’s house because a YouTuber didn’t read a superchat bitching about Eric July while he had Vito on as a guest(and apparently greatly disliked).

Initial post too big to quote.
Post in thread 'Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vito the Pedo'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/christopher-vito-gesualdi-vito-vito-the-pedo.171349/post-17180009

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.
Riley is threatening that he boutta pull-up to Eric Julys house and for some reason tries to pull this Shagsworth guy into this because he featured Vito, which is baffling.

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.
That would be the ultimate Gigachad move and would make him the king of Comicsgate, but there is no way Riley would ever step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac, he doesn’t have what it takes.
This whole thing is a bluff, he just wants July to respond.
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[AncientPhosphur]

Ackackackack Look at Eric July he can’t even handle people turning up outside his house asking him what his favorite park of Islom is. He’s acting like a woman. A fat woman! Ackackackack

 

[DankSmoker]

Imagine defending Vito's honor, and also having nowhere better to be on Christmas.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Oh boy can't wait for Dax to snopes us all on how Riley dindu nuffin
God forbid someone compare it to A-logs putting corn on Ralph's doorstep
Thread Theme

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey Juju, looks like the mean Big Black Bully is stacking racks.


Meanwhile, your only achievement was being the prom king in high school.
I would kill myself over this embarrassment.

https://archive.ph/3uO0E

Meanwhile, Juju is coping over a hat that sold for $1.99 in an auction.
Totally not mad totally not jealous no cope at all.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BDWGT

>Haha why
Because it's an auction and there was only one bid you fucking moron, looks like most people who were interested purchased it at full price already.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hey Juju, looks like the mean Big Black Bully is stacking racks.
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Meanwhile, your only achievement was being the prom king in high school.
I would kill myself over this embarrassment.

https://archive.ph/3uO0E

Meanwhile, Juju is coping over a hat that sold for $1.99 in an auction.
Totally not mad totally not jealous no cope at all.
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BDWGT

>Haha why
Because it's an auction and there was only one bid you fucking moron, looks like most people who were interested purchased it at full price already.

It’s that Stu guy again too. Dumbass probably set it up himself as some kind of own.

Yes, this hat being sold for cheap on Etsy or whatever will surely lose Eric money. SOMEHOW.

 

[SN 1054]

I mean, that hat was more than likely from the free promo, anyway.


I don't even get what they're on about there. Really scraping together anything they can for a tiny huff of cope, huh?

 

[AltisticRight]

It’s that Stu guy again too. Dumbass probably set it up himself as some kind of own.

Yes, this hat being sold for cheap on Etsy or whatever will surely lose Eric money. SOMEHOW.

I bought a pair of Tiffany & Co. wine glasses at a charity store once for $5.

I guess I should xeet at LVMH and tell them how fucked their company is.

 

[trash cat]

JLH on dick
having a fursona
a female cow named Juju
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I spent over an hour looking for this text leak of the original Juju the cow.

For the love of God someone please put this in the OP

Oh also if someone can link me to the rest of the simpspiracy leaks I'd be muchly appreciated.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dax's biggest sin no matter what he does is having a boring show. I can't even watch clips anymore to see if he is worth a logging.

Null mentioned the same thing on an episode of MATI. Because MATI relies heavily on people clipping and summarizing stuff here, it's genuinely hard to do much of a JuJu segment because everybody finds his show so insufferable and nobody wants to do those things. Rekieta is much easier because of Elissa Clips.

For the love of God someone please put this in the OP

For the love of God, somebody please do a proper OP period.

(and yes, definitely include the JuJu origins in it).