Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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"you're just insecure if you want people who want to fuck children to die"
 

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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
OH FUCK NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TRANNY SHIT! Okay now we KNOW what Digi has on Dax, he confided in the pedo he wishes he was a woman.
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Now we know why Dax identifies with the women in porn. He wanted to be one all along - it's all coming together.

He picked Dick Masterson as his name, not because it's manly but because he wants to be the DICK MASTER, SON. His dream is to be a passed from cock to cock in a giant BBC gang bang.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
OH FUCK NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TRANNY SHIT! Okay now we KNOW what Digi has on Dax, he confided in the pedo he wishes he was a woman.
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OMG that makes perfect sense. Digibro is a troon so Dick would be comfortable with telling him that. Look how his first answer to Null talking about watching gay porn makes you gay was to ask if watching lesbian porn makes him a woman. THE LONG HAIR (ok thats a stretch). It all makes sense now.
 
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instythot said:
So we have a patron calling in for advice... what's your problem buddy?

"I showed my mom and dad the tweets where you were owning everyone about loli and as soon as I explained what loli is, they took me out of the fucking will"
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"Yeah dick so my girlfriend usually bitches a little when I watch your show but after this week she says I'm a freak for listening to you. How do I tell her that you're really just a fun partychad for supporting pedophiles?"
 
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Kenya Jones said:
OMG that makes perfect sense. Digibro is a troon so Dick would be comfortable with telling him that. Look how his first answer to Null talking about watching gay porn makes you gay was to ask if watching lesbian porn makes him a woman. THE LONG HAIR (ok thats a stretch). It all makes sense now.
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Dick is the cow
and Maddox is the cowboy (maddox live rn)
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MountainJew said:
In null's first appearance on TDS Dick asks how to not end up as a lolcow. Null should've told him then to not frequently go to bat for pedo shit. It's all your fault Josh!!!
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Josh did say "heh, don't fuck up!"

Who could have imagined the level of detail some people needed to follow that simple command?
 
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break these cuffs said:
Nick likes money. He wouldn't have turned his show into Internet Dad Gives Validation To Weebs with Disappointed Fathers for Money if he didn't.
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that gives me a great idea, i hope people spam Nick with "love your approval of loli, i sent you a link to my drawings of your sexy" and watch him read that. i'd love to see him equivocally say no or worm his way out of that message
 
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2020Suicide said:
that gives me a great idea, i hope people spam Nick with "love your approval of loli, i sent you a link to my drawings of your sexy" and watch him read that. i'd love to see him equivocally say no or worm his way out of that message
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Considering the weeb fanbase it's a miracle people weren't already doing it.
 
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It's a remote possibility, but the irony in Dax causing Marie to lose employment with his unrepentant and public support of pedophiles and their masturbation materials would be top tier: the man refuses to give her the children she so desperately wants and by staying with him, she would also be unable to parent vicariously
 
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