Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ice Gun Ninja]

So Eric July did a stream and talked shit about EVS and then privated so someone called him out.

Eric July privates all of his streams.

 

[thebigdream]

How many times is Nick going to say he’s gay before it stops being “a joke”? He’s dropping it every time he starts on a new self centered whine, even where a joke wouldn’t be appropriate. Plus, its not funny, so its really like he is trying to get people used to the idea in a serious way.

Nick is as gay as Vito is a pedophile. Make of that what you will.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Eric July privates all of his streams.

That's something that I hate so much, so very much.
I rarely catch a stream live and often go with VODs or start half an hour behind. This kinda shit is why I don't watch Eric July and stopped watching Drinker's streams, along with several others.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Sorry for the ratchet versions of these videos.

67 MB and 28MB for 15 sec clip? There is a guide on the farms on how to reduce file size without sacrificing much video/audio quality.

Post in thread 'Archival Tools' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archival-tools.6561/post-10601448

 

[Chug Smuckle]

As bad as he is on stream, it's gotta be way worse off. Remember, his kids are getting the uncensored, fully loaded Nick . Fucking sad, man.

 

[zyclonPD]

That's something that I hate so much, so very much.
I rarely catch a stream live and often go with VODs or start half an hour behind. This kinda shit is why I don't watch Eric July and stopped watching Drinker's streams, along with several others.

At least with Drinker his streams go onto a dedicated stream channel a couple days later.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5ckqMQFqpqVbGJNiHhNE7Q

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Interesting reply by Legal Mindset

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hey guys are you MAN enough to take the Rekieta weight loss challenge? Diet consists of a handful of chips, some candy, and an entire bottle of top shelf whiskey daily. Guaranteed results!

So this was one comment I found in Elissa's comment section.

You know there’s something about cows and their shoulders. They’re never broad. They’re always tiny. Ralph and Nick have the same weird tiny shoulders and huge head

 

[Swole McPole]

He supposedly has a tungsten or titanium band they bought for a miles stone anniversary in a closet or something.

Jesus, the man has no taste at all, does he? Why would you buy a wedding ring out of a non-precious metal?

Perhaps we never get to see it because they bought him a wedding cock ring or some kind of titanium chastity cage?

It makes me wonder how long it'll be before he gets a connection to straight pure moonshine and just chugs it straight from the cleaned out milk jug it came in.

Presumaby you're talking about butt chugs here? We know how Nicky loves the whisky bottle right up his arse.

Did Balldo's liver finally die? The guy looks horrible, probably worse than the cancer riddled hat salesman at this point.

I thought he might have taken up smoking meth or crack cocaine. He appears to be undergoing the rapid weight loss I associate with those things.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He needs a real hobby.

He really does. Could've leaned more into the mini painting but apparently he shakes too much from the liquor.

Interesting reply by Legal Mindset

This really clinches it that he's the one Nick is mad about stealing his superchatters and not coming on his show.

Hey guys are you MAN enough to take the Rekieta weight loss challenge? Diet consists of a handful of chips, some candy, and an entire bottle of top shelf whiskey daily. Guaranteed results!

Hey! Don't forget the ramen he slurps down at 3am and the preboiled eggs.

Perhaps we never get to see it because they bought him a wedding cock ring or some kind of titanium chastity cage?

He has to wear that silicone ring cause of all the hard work he does with his hands.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Any time Rekieta addresses his fans complaining about content he does a one-two punch combo of sophistry. First he mentions a plethora of possible flavors of law topics that he did or could cover, complains how he's ill suited to this that and the third for some reason, and then pivots to how tiring and time intensive trials are. I'm not sure how long he'll try to go with that tactic, but at this point it's just tiresome.

I didn't even sub for whisky reviews.

Why would you? All Rekieta can tell you is whether a bottle is rare and/or expensive. For actual whisky talk and possible recommendations through all price ranges someone like Ralfy is great.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick downs dozens of shots of depressant per week, despite admitting to having depression.

Yeah, totally the actions of a “social drinker” who can stop anytime but just doesn’t want to.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Interesting reply by Legal Mindset
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Tard fight, tard fight, tard fight!

 

[Peace Through Power]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

Spoiler

Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

 

[AnOminous]

So don't give me that whole "he's changed" shit. For fucks sake if Nick did that "parody" stream of him acting like a twitch slut with him in his underwear now instead of 3 years ago people would be shouting degenerate from the roof tops.

He's obviously, visibly changed and you'd have to be blind to look at a series of pictures of him taken a year apart not to see him falling apart. He can't even talk coherently any more. And a lot of people actually did think that slut stream was degenerate, but either didn't view it as some total character ruining thing, or excused it as a joke.

It's not like we just instantly turned on Balldo Man for no reason. It was a lot of shit over a short period of time. He was almost suddenly just blind drunk every single stream, raving unintelligibly about imaginary slights, declaring anyone who questioned his increasingly erratic behavior enemies, etc.

So maybe he didn't change if you mean some kind of state of his soul thing, but I can't see his soul. His behavior obviously and drastically changed. As for his soul, and whether he was a bad person all along, that one's up to God.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

View attachment 5529767

Spoiler

Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

Wait I didn't know she has ink for that long. Streamers should never even acknowledge their spouses exist and largely avoid the entire subject. Definitely don't bring them on stream.

He's obviously, visibly changed and you'd have to be blind to look at a series of pictures of him taken a year apart not to see him falling apart.

My wife only started following Nick about two years ago. Just yesterday I was watching that "I've changed" clip after work. She arrived home, walked in, looked at the TV and more or less said "Holy shit Nick looks even worse than last time!"

Even newcomers can recognize it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

View attachment 5529767

Spoiler

Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

Nobody takes kratom for anything other than getting high or trying to take the edge off opiate withdrawal. Taking medication for anxiety means she's popping xanax all day every day. Women in the US can't survive without xanax.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

That's something that I hate so much, so very much.
I rarely catch a stream live and often go with VODs or start half an hour behind. This kinda shit is why I don't watch Eric July and stopped watching Drinker's streams, along with several others.

For what it is worth, it seems like most bigger streamers (but not so big that they can call the shots) do this once they hit a certain critical mass. Metokur started doing it as a means to avoid DMCA abuse. Probably a similar trend here. Though I am sure it is also a monetization scheme as well. I use the word "scheme" nonjudgementally.

I do wish there were proper archives though. Jimmy Dore loses a ton of my attention because I can't rewind his live show and cannot replay it. Seems like Rumble made rewinding streams an opt-in thibg as well because a ton of their creators went to a no-rewind setup a couple weeks ago and only a few have switched it back. Or maybe I'm crazy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You want the guy who can barely operate a computer and is constantly drunk off his gourd to take up carpentry? I mean sure, he's less likely to be able to drink, or go on 8 hour long xeeting sessions after he loses both of his arms to an assortment of saws but that might be a tad too extreme.

And by the Lord, he should never get within a 2 mile radius of a lathe, plenty of examples over in Russia about what happens when you do so while drunk.

If he was to do woodshop, I'd recommend kits that only need to be nailed and glued together. He might smash his fingers with a hammer, but he won't slice his arm off, at least... I hope

 

[ChromaQuack]

If he was to do woodshop, I'd recommend kits that only need to be nailed and glued together. He might smash his fingers with a hammer, but he won't slice his arm off, at least... I hope

It would either end up like this :

Or he would nail himself to a deformed table and claim he's just like Jesus and he understands His pain now.